NOBODY NAME: Barfolomew B. Belchington -WEAPON: Assorted venereal diseases -APPEARANCE: Dressed as a clown; large dried bloodstain between legs; his own genitals hastily stapled to his forehead. -ACCENT/CATCHPHRASE: He only communicates by burping, belching, and/or barfing. -ELEMENT: Cocaine -NICKNAME: "The Lovely Mr. Smiles" -PERSONALITY: If he likes you, he head-butts you. If he dislikes you, he headbutts you into unconsciousness. And then he rapes you. And gives you herpes or syphilis. Or worse.
