Being a team player and waiting for Casshern Sins with the TV on.
Motorized Jackal Carver: Damn, the batteries are dead and the replacements are in the locked office. You need your keys to get them.
Motorized Jackal Carver: It's really dark. Your past indicates that there are things that trip you if you haven't been there before, the going will be slow without a reliable light source.
Motorized Jackal Carver: MC Hammer stares you down. You aren't confident that you could move it more than a few inches. Likewise.
Motorized Jackal Carver: You're already in the building. You're still standing at that junction, remember? There are stairs somewhere in the west and another set in the north at the end of the hallways. Yeah, rediscovered my love of Yamatogawa's art. The faces are so expressive and cute.
Motorized Jackal Carver: You don't know where the meeting room is. All you know is it is in the sixth floor conference room and that you didn't know there was a sixth floor conference room until this morning.
Motorized Jackal Carver: Who are you kidding? You've got no clue what to do and two free hours to find your keys in. You masturbate on the MC Hammer bust.
Motorized Jackal Carver: You don't have time for that. So you give Hammer a longing look and plod off to get things done.
Motorized Jackal Carver: Decide against killing self, that would be the opposite of getting stuff done. Still draw penis over MC Hammer's left eyebrow, serves him right.
Acceptably accurate.
Sorbet Felt Hat Finder: You send yourself a message. That was productive. Motorized Jackal Carver: You rummage your grubby little mitts through your grubby little pockets and find a cheap ballpoint pen, a flashlight, a lighter and some pieces of gum. The meeting is going to be boring. You plan on doodling.
Motorized Jackal Carver: The trees are very dense and would didrty your clothes. Perhaps you should do something to mitigate that so you are still presentable for your meeting in two hours. Sorbet Felt Hat Finder: That player is in another session. If only there was some way to communicate with them.
You reach your office. It is locked. You left to go get your keys, there's a hallways inetersecting with your current position to both the east and west are Vanilla Ice busts. They block the way. It's very dark but you remember where you tripped previously so you tread with care. You tripfalldie once more and reflect upon your decision before respawning. You see a weirdo pondering something to the south.
You tripfalldie. After several moments of reflection on your incredibly stupid action you respawn at the junction. Apparently that's how it works.
of two intersecting hallways. To the north is an oversized MC Hammer bust, it is blocking the hallway. The the east is a deciduous forest, it is navigable, sort of. The the south is an empty hallway leading back to your office. The the west the lights are blacked out, nothing can be discerned.
That... I can only imagine the unpleasantness level there must have been.
Guy walks up to me while I'm catching up on Homestuck before class. At first I was like, "What the **** is this guy doing here?" Then he starts talking about the power of Jesus. Consider griefing and trolling. Decide not to give the guy a hard time. After talking about Lazarus and the Crucifixion he goes like, "Wanna study God?" I ponder how to respond, "Nah, that sounds like effort." He looks totally nonplussed for a second. The goes, "But you don't have time." That seems odd so I say, "Why? How do you know?" Goes on about knowing and not knowing for a while and then pretty much just asks me to convert and find the light of God again. "Nah, I'm good." He gives up. I realize I just wasted fifteen minutes. Godammit.
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If doesn't pick Gilgamesh. Then mongrel.
Lineup needs more variation. It's like all things that are either bad shonenshit (Deadman Wonderland and Bleach (They were bad in Japanese, they are bad in English, deal with it)) or have a generally grim lilt(Everything not Bebop.) Just saying that throwing in an uplifting or comedic series wouldn't hurt. I was pleased with seeing Tom back and I like that they even had one of their game review blurbs and I will watch in the future, but I'm seriously hoping that this lineup isn't anywhere near permanent.
