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Well, it's been a great run, sillybillys, but it's time for a curtain call. You've been great and all (some more than others), but it's about time I said goodbye for now. This whore has finally had her fill. omfg, paradox. DDD:

I've got more important matters to take care of lately and really don't need distractions. Work starts next week(oh har har har, I love the fact that my own school pays me ;D), oh em gee other personal matters, school and such, plus I have to fuuuck around with my schedule to be able to do half-days next year, other after school activities and every other waking moment of my free time shall be spent with friends doing odd and random things... of course; just to name a few. ( I STILL AWAIT FOR THE DAY I SHALL BE BANNED FROM K-MART! :B )
Besides I must get my lover, my bffl's little brother, to accept me. He really needs to get over that whole 'girls have cooties' stage. *rolls eyes* HE WILL LOVE ME! D< ... Although he could still be mad about the one time I spent the night and stuck a frozen hot dog down his pants in his sleep. >>; But that is no reason to reject me and refuse to hold my hand and refuse to ride rides with me at amusement parks!
lol, not really I just really enjoy embarrassing this small child.

Plus this place has gotten majorly boring anyway. You are all too good and well behaved most of the time, I need entertainment! D,: You have a choice you can be: Miss Little Goodie Two Shoes or Miss Two Shoes On the Dashboard of Her Boyfriend's Car. Wait... that was the wrong line. DDD: Okay well, you guys can sit there and pretend you get along and like everyone and be boring or you can speak your mind. Yah... I think that was it. :/ No, no. Wait it was: In the morning I'd like my eggs unfertilized, kthnx. FUUUCK! That's not it either.

... I give up.

lul, so like you guys know that about ninety-eight percent of the time I'm joking, right? Well... maybe ninety-nine percent. So whatever the fuuuck I've said to any of you and you've gotten offended I was most likely joking. Perhaps I should start counting to three before I speak. But I can't help it, everything that comes up in my warped mind tends to make its way out. It's just the way I roll, or perhaps it's the whole 'no limits' way I live. I tease, I kid, I openly joke about myself and others. Learn it, live it, love it. WE could all use a little more laughter in our lives, right? XD

Anyways, with some more free time I'll probably get my story written faster than my normal crawl pace ( Stfu, I hate writing with an odd passion. 3: ). So I'll come by to update for you sillys and I'll probably come back for a bit during... maybe Thanksgiving or Christmas break. From now on and until May-ish limited posting, popping by once in awhile to run my mouth and rape your threads. ;DDD

I'm not leaving any of those heartfelt special goodbyes, they're bullshiiit and it's not like I'm being all like, "OMFG I IZ LEAVIN' 5EVA, IMMA MISS U GAIZ SO MUCH. SO *** 2 DIS THREAD & LEIK MORN ME!111!!". You people shouldn't need them, you should very well know how I feel about most of you. So I'll see you when I see you and keep your heads up children.
8D

~Luvs ya betches~
<3

//this is all a true story that I may or may not have made up//
*sashays out*
(lol, don't you guys just love long goodbyes even when they are epic fail ahhhh-mazing?)

lomg, why did you highlight this? You fail more than this thread. biiitchtitsstopexpectingajokesomewhereinthischaosjustleavealready. lulkthnxbai;D​