Very bad jokes from the Last Of Us and Various internet sources cause why not. Spoiler A book just fell on my head... I only have my shelf to blame. A moon rock tastes better than an earth rock because it's meteor. A backwards poet writes inverse. The criminal’s best asset… is his liability I didn’t have the faintest idea, as to why I passed out Heard about the guy who got hit with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow... You wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it was too cheesy. Spoiler What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re so pointless What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner? The cold shoulder I heard two peanuts walked into a park… one was a salted A boiled egg in the morning… is really hard to beat I’m reading a book on antigravity. It’s impossible to put down It’s not that the guy didn’t know how to juggle. He just didn’t have the balls to do it I’m glad I know sign language. It’s become quite handy I forgot how to throw a boomerang… but it came back to me When a clock is hungry. It goes back four seconds I once heard a joke about amnesia. But I forget how it goes What is a pirate’s favorite letter? Tis’ the C The midget psychic escaped the prison. He was a small medium at large I’m inclined to be laid back Newspaper headline reads “cartoonist found dead at home” details are sketchy The frustrated cannibal… threw up his hands There was once a cross eyed teacher… who had trouble controlling his pupils Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your genes 3.14% of sailors are Pi-Rates. I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
This is genius. I've never laughed so much you deserve all the likes
I'm totally interested! Here is the Karaoke track :3
It happens, don't worry about it :P Just Cal is fine though ;) I was just like, in my "Recording Voice" for the Podcast :P It was a lot of fun though, and I really enjoyed it none the less
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GOSH SKY YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING TO ME I'M LIKE SO UNPREPARED //Cough// I mean Happy Birthday Kupo!~
Yus
That was quick XDD
He knows you better then you know yourself.
There were so many things I expected when I got ready to open that tab but I wasn't ready for this.
Ayako had followed Chrona back to his place. That wasn't a thing she would normally do, but she made a very good judgement call, since of course this person had saved her life. She really had no where else to go at this point. She walked along with him, yawning and stretching her arms out.
(^__^) Thank You! :O I love Periwinkle, she's just like, adorable!~
Ayako almost smiled. "I'm Ayako." She said, standing up along with him. "Anyway, seriously thank you for saving my life, I suppose." Ayako smirked. "Sorry to be so blunt, but, now what? Not sure exactly where I am, and I don't want that thing to be stalking me all the way home. Whatever home is..." She asked, crossing her arms.
Apologizing for lack of posting. I've been very ill, and then school just kind of attacked me with projects, and then I got even more ill, it's an ongoing cycle. Anyway I'm back though.
Ayako screamed again as she thought she was falling but then they started to bounce. She felt like she was going to throw up. She hid along with her rescuer. "I don't know whether to say what the hell or thank you for saving my life." She hissed. "Either way that was some cool trick you did. Good on you too, I really didn't feel like being something's lunch." She whispered.
Hey!~
This is my big moment! Time so shine *Cough* *Cough* I mean, Awww <33
Ayako screamed as she fell below. Her lips moved with soundless prayer, until she realized she had landed safely on a building. She breathed heavily. What had happened? Would he come back for her? She was too exhausted to move. She was just happy to be alive.
"Please! There has to be something I can do!" Ayako told him. Sweat ran down her forehead, but her body felt dead cold. Dead. Probably not the best thing to be thinking of right now. She looked down, seeing the city below her. She nearly gagged at the height. "There has to be something else you want, that doesn't involve eating me! I beg you, show me mercy!"
James felt himself plunge into the water below. "Great..." He muttered to himself. He hated the water. He knew his sister was afraid of it, and thus he hated it for scaring her.
