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  1. no-reality_allowed
    You can make your own Altaria in real life.

    All you need is:

    * A freezer
    * A bag
    * Bug net
    * Glue
    * A pack of cotton balls
    * Blue ribbons

    Catch a bird in the bug net. Carefully put it into the bag, or 3 separate bags, and put the bags in the freezer for 2-3 hours. This will put the bird in a suspended hibernation state.

    When ready, remove it from the freezer. You will have about 10-15 minutes to do this before it wakes up.

    First, rip off it's wings. Second, glue all the cotton balls to it's body. Third, glue the blue ribbons to it's head and tail.

    Wait for it to wake up (should happen pretty quick). You now have your very own Altaria.


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    Post by: no-reality_allowed, Jan 31, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    You can make your own Dratini in real life.

    All you need is:

    * A freezer
    * A bag
    * Bug net
    * Glue
    * 2 Napkins
    * White Button
    * Egg

    Catch a snake in the bug net. Carefully put it into the bag, or 3 separate bags, and put the bags in the freezer for 2-3 hours. This will put the snake in a suspended hibernation state.

    When ready, remove it from the freezer. You will have about 10-15 minutes to do this before it wakes up.

    First, glue white button to head. Second, glue the 2 napkins to the side of the head. Third, glue egg to face.

    Wait for it to wake up (should happen pretty quick). You now have your very own Dratini.


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    Post by: no-reality_allowed, Jan 31, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Jan 31, 2009, 14 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Who the **** is Briar Rose?
    Post by: no-reality_allowed, Jan 31, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    You can make your own Ponyta in real life.

    All you need is:

    * A freezer
    * A bag
    * Bug net
    * Tweezers
    *Gasoline

    Catch a horse in the bug net. Carefully put it into the bag, or 3 separate bags, and put the bags in the freezer for 2-3 hours. This will put the horse in a suspended hibernation state.

    When ready, remove it from the freezer. You will have about 10-15 minutes to do this before it wakes up.

    First, douse it in gasoline. Second, light it on fire.

    Wait for it to wake up (should happen pretty quick). You now have your very own Ponyta.

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    Post by: no-reality_allowed, Jan 31, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Profile Post

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    You can make your own Combee in real life.

    All you need is:

    * A freezer
    * A bag
    * Bug net
    * Tweezers
    * Glue

    Catch 3 bees in the bug net. Carefully put them into the bag, or 3 separate bags, and put the bags in the freezer for 2-3 hours. This will put the insects in a suspended hibernation state.

    When ready, remove them from the freezer. You will have about 10-15 minutes to do this before they wake up.

    First bee, pluck both of its wings off. Second bee, plug its left wing off, and the third bee its right wing.

    Super-glue the one-winged bees to the bee without the wings.

    Wait for them to wake up. You now have your very own Combee.

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    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Jan 31, 2009, 14 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. no-reality_allowed
    They call me the hiphoppotamus
    cause I got flows that glow like phosphorous
    Poppin off the top of this esophagus and rockin' this metropolis
    I'm not a water dwelling mammal where did you get the preposterous hypothesis that I was a hippopotamus?
    Did Jerome tell you this?

    My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
    I made all the lady posters pregnant
    Yeah that's right, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
    But you lovely *****es and hoes should know
    I'm trying to correct this
    Post by: no-reality_allowed, Jan 31, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. no-reality_allowed
    That one member.
    Post by: no-reality_allowed, Jan 30, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    I laughed more than I should have.
    Post by: no-reality_allowed, Jan 30, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Epic soundtracks are the best.

    God of War
    God of War 2
    Shadow of the Colossus
    Final Fantasy X
    Silent Hill 2
    Silent Hill 3
    Metal Gear Solid series
    LittleBigPlanet
    Post by: no-reality_allowed, Jan 30, 2009 in forum: Gaming
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    I thought it was a **** when I first saw it. Now that I look at it again it still does.
    Post by: no-reality_allowed, Jan 29, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    I've also got to get back to my job too. I've been neglecting it a lot.
    Seriously, these drugs aren't going to sell themselves.
    Post by: no-reality_allowed, Jan 28, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    I quote my friend "Dream Theater is the biggest band nobody knows about".

    They're pretty good. I'm not a huge fan of them but I like a few of their songs.
    Post by: no-reality_allowed, Jan 28, 2009 in forum: Music
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    I WAS WINNING UNTIL I ENTERED THIS THREAD! **** I JUST LOST AGAIN FFFFFFF****!!!!!!!

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    Post by: no-reality_allowed, Jan 28, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    WHOOO GUMBY **** YEA
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    Post by: no-reality_allowed, Jan 28, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Sailor Mars is the best.
    Post by: no-reality_allowed, Jan 28, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    BEST MOTHER****ING INTRO EVER! GODDAMN I HAD ALL THE TOYS TO THIS SHOW AND PLAYED WITH THEM ALL THE TIME **** YEA!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LokxUx_kpR8

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    Post by: no-reality_allowed, Jan 28, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone