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The Frog Prince says

Yuffie and Tifa are my faves. Yuffie isn't loved enough if you ask me.
Ribbit.

It is very possible, although you need to stretch your belly button to do so.

It's also very uncomfortable, brother.

Yes, so I've heard.

You must hire an army to help you retake it-

Brother, couldn't they just tell the person that it was original and to please not take it?

That's the boring way, though. And they might say no.

Well, he could always get a new signature- or edit his slightly to say "THIS IS THE ORIGINAL signature, if you see it anywhere else, it's stolen."

Good idea, brother!

The frog prince temporarily returns!

It depends on what you injested them with. Fly spit will cause them to have a reaction which is quite humorous.

Brother, that man running around in circles was not humorous at all.

AND if you inject them with toad legs, they will get stupendous jumping ability.

You know that's not true, brother.

Well magic frogs legs.

Those are legend.

I had some for breakfast!

Prove it.

Brother! That is quite unsanitary.

The frog prince is sometimes hard to understand.

Yes, he speaks in Frogonian, the sacred language of the frogs.

Yes, but he speaks in english for the humans.

What does you not understand?

Do you, brother. Speak properly.

Forgive me, ribbit.

The frog prince is off for now! He thanks you for your time!

Yes, Ribbit!

-hops off-

-follows-

Delusional you do not know.

Indeed, delusional is a human state of mind.

Should I show them delusional?

No, no, tis unfitting for a prince.

Yes, you are right.

Be thankful for me.

Yes, otherwise the sky would turn orange the magic Chocobos would start singing happy birthday to you.

The prince can do that, you know.

Ah, you speak of Hitfrog.

He is similar to Hit-lar

Hitler.

Yes, Hitler, in your world.

We rejoiced when he was squished.

However, the dog was possessed by his evil spirit.

Yes, a shame, that.

The frog prince forgives the site for its mistake.

Indeed, the frog prince is very forgiving.

Cookie? -holds out cookie-

In froggy court, your case would be invalid.

Yes, you threw them at us.

Therefore, you are giving them to us.

Ribbit.

The frog prince enjoyed the poison cookies.

Yes, they do wonders for our complexion.

We thank you for protecting the frog prince.

But it

Is not needed.

You will still receive a golden fly award for your efforts, though.

Really?

Yes, is so.

Your grammar is terrible, brother.

I am once again ashamed.

-becomes twice size-

Brother, I have grown.

Is that so? Hurray, for yes!

For yes?

Yes, it means 'Hurray' in human language.

I think not.

Oh. I am again ashamed.

It is fine. You are forgiven.

You are most kind. May we now feast on them?

No, we must not. We will be... ba-aned.

What is that?

I know not, but I think eating them would... let's just not.

Indeed, brother.

He is not worthy enough, right brother?

Yes. He is... too humanesque.

Indeed. He mocks the frog heritage.

We thank you for your offer, though.

-ribbit-

-ribbit-

The frog prince enjoys Disney.

Do we, brother?

I do. Do you, brother?

I suppose I do as well. What is this... Dis.Ney?

It made up part of Kingdom Hearts.

Kingdom what?

The game with the talking duck.

Oh, yes! Splendid. I like this "Disney."

-explodes into two frog princes-

Why hello, brother.

Hello.

It's nice to see you. It seems this good fellow has brought you out.

Is that so? That is wonderful.

I am not sure of his intentions, however.

It matters not. We shall now ribbit the pledge of frogigence.
Ribbit

Ribbit ribbit

No, brother, you did it wrong.

I am ashamed.

The frog prince can withstand temperatures up to 150k+ degrees.
He will enjoy this deep-fry bath, as he needs to bathe.
Thank you.

You flatter the frog prince. You will be head-fly when he rules the world.

-eats poison cookies- The frog prince thanks you for your offering of his favorite poison cookies.

The frog prince will now give you his blessing.

-hops over you-

Ribbit.

The frog is the perfection of all perfection.

Anyone else will be compared to it in terms of good lookingness.

Ribbit.

The frog prince is

Antidisect-able.

Any knife that touches him will turn into a candy fly.

The frog prince shows this thread his frogginess in the hopes that mankind will have a better tomorrow.
The frog prince does not to justify the fact that that makes no sense.
The frog prince needs to stop speaking this way.
He will now ribbit.
Rejoice.

Ribbit

Frog prince.

The frog prince demands candy flies. Or live, biting flies for interrogation and... methods.
The frog prince is immortal, and may or may not come back here to show his
The frog prince has spoken and has given this thread his divine frogging.