But, Rihanna's hair looks pretty!
Pretty much.... Now hold still, or your hair won't look good enough! It's already hard enough with her picture movin' around...
Yeah, but this is what my little sis dresses like... And what the popular girls dress like! SO you have to wear it!
Besides, you look fantabulous!
It hit me in my thigh... And travelled up, into my waist...
I'm still alive... Just a little... I need a paramedic...
Good... Good... Now put on this sparkly shirt... It says "Drama Queen!"
And these low riders!
And these boots!
And these bracelets and earrings, and this choker!
*Is hit by imaginary bullet*
No... I feel... cold...
Be quiet and put on this glittery headband!
My clothes willmake you pretty!
*Drags Noise into a closet*
But he's MY attention whore!
NO! It's Charlie!
... Oh, Charlie! Hold me!
*Busrts into tears*
Charlie! Take me away from here! Where we can be together!
*Buries head into Charlie's chest*
Lies! You've been after my family's fortune all along!
... This reminds me of "A Modest Proposal" by Johnathon Swift.... Did he write that?