NOBODY NAME:
Barfolomew B. Belchington
-WEAPON:
Assorted venereal diseases
-APPEARANCE:
Dressed as a clown; large dried bloodstain between legs; his own genitals hastily stapled to his forehead.
-ACCENT/CATCHPHRASE:
He only communicates by burping, belching, and/or barfing.
-ELEMENT:
Cocaine
-NICKNAME:
"The Lovely Mr. Smiles"
-PERSONALITY:
If he likes you, he head-butts you. If he dislikes you, he headbutts you into unconsciousness. And then he rapes you. And gives you herpes or syphilis. Or worse.
