I won't kill the guy; he was pretty smart. This topic is so flooded, though, you may have to take the site down for a day just to get enough bandwidth to compensate for the traffic here :P
Uh guys...the entire joke was obviously a prank for two main reasons:
1) It's April Fool's Day.
But even more important:
2) You can't just say "I'm suing you! Take down your site!" It takes a few months for that to happen! The game hasn't even been out for half of a week! They are so many inconsistancies in the joke it is obvously a good laugh, lol! :P