Straight outta Spamzone

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Jiku Neon, Aug 23, 2015.

  1. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    **** the whole staff comin straight from the Playground, old member got it bad 'cause I'm brown and not another color so the admins think they have the authority to ban a minority. **** that ****, 'cause I ain't the one for a punk mother****er from the rainbow that hates fun. Who be warning on, posts deleted from the site we can go on skype toe to toe for a fair fight. ****ing with me because I'm not a hipster teenager with no smartphone or a humanities major. Pickin' through my posts lookin for violations thinking they can silence my communications. You'd rather see me on the chan than me an Maki-rin rollin up in the van. Beat a mod outta shape when I'm finished bring the yellow tape to tape off of the scene of the slaughter still hella sharp even when censored. I don't know if they think they hot or what but not every normal goin down and suckin doze nuts. On the other hand the rainbow ones they can't get none. But don't let it be a blue one and a white one cause they'll slam ya down on the site top white name showing out for the blue cop. G-ku will swarm on any mother****ers in a blue uniform just cause I'm from the vBT punk super mods are afraid of me a young member on a war path and when I'm finished it's gonna be a bloodbath of mods falling out the fray.

    Yo Janime, I got something to say.
     
  2. The Fuk? Dead

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    Fuck the admins and Jiku said it with authority
    Because the members here spammin's a majority
    A user group is with whoever I'm posting with
    And the motherfuckin' staff really don't know shit
    Rules here to keep this so called "law"
    Wishing The Fuk is a member that they never saw
    Sayin' I can't use cusses so they scorn me
    But they're scared of a ***** so they PM me to warn me
    But that **** don't work because I'm drunk
    Because it gives 'em a hunch they shouldn't send that junk
    For the blues, I'm saying "Shut your trap!"
    Reading the rules the me, it's all crap
    Pullin' out the ban hammer, like tyrant
    With PG-13 rules makin' me wanna cause violence
    But take off the blue so you and I can fight
    And we'll go at it right, and Imma hack the site
    Make you think I'm just a script kiddie
    But I'll turn this to a porn site, so don't **** with me
    I'm sneaky as **** when it comes to my mischief
    I'll open mod positions when I get in ****
    Take out any mod that sweat me
    Or any admin, that threatens me

    I'm a shitposter with a hell of range
    Taking out a board or two, they can't cope with me
    The motherfuckin' member that's mad
    With potential to get bad as fuck
    So I'ma turn it on at night
    Post some porn in the spam zone and this is what it looks like
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    Yeah somethin' like just you just clicked on
    But it all depends on how many mods are on
    Taking out the admins would make my day
    But a member like me don't give a Fuk to say
     
  3. Krowley Moderator

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  4. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    Now everybody in the two oh two
    throw your hands in the air 'cause The Fuk is through
    now everybody in the 202, throw' em up!
    Check it out, I'm a pink member but my neck is red
    I put my Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread
    my face is pale
    nah, never been in jail
    Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail
    How many bitches have I slapped?
    ZERO UNH
    And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero
    I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm
    Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him
    I can't dance
    I wear khaki pants
    My middle name's Lance
    My Grandma's from France!
    So maybe I'm wack
    'Cuz my skin ain't black
    But you can't talk smack
    'Cuz whitey just struck back!
     
  5. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    Yo, flood the scene, hit the strip
    Get my fix, got some sniffles in a sack
    Run this town like a sprinter on a track
    Come on, lay back, to attack, in the 'Lac
    We ain't cutting no slack
    Girl, what you know about that
    I ain't trying to be a lover, but I gotta say
    That we can keep it under cover when wanna play
    Blazed up, smoked out, out of my mind
    We just cruise around my town all of the time
    If the forum never sleeps, then **** it, neither will I
    You know we keep it thirty deep and we're as high as the sky
    You can watch us thirty creep as we just ride and we ride
    You can watch the fiesta drop from one side to side
    We're breaking the boulevard, cause we get it better
    If ever you need to find me, *****, you can send me a letter
    For ever drunk and disorderly off this vodka I'm pouring me
    God damn man I want it all, my city of glory