Spam Zone, I require your assistance.

We are a community! And because we are a community, it is fun when the community can get together and do things. Or some such.

I am fixing up some things in the Anime/Manga section and I simply require from you the craziest and perhaps most convoluted fake anime plot you can think of. Creatively and preferably not an existing plot. Unrealistically long title optional but recommended. From here I shall soup out ... something.

 

A giant talking raccoon encounters a mystical plate of onion rings that will grant eternal life, but they must be reunited and eaten with their matching magical hamburger in order for the effect to work. The hamburger is missing, and thus the raccoon goes on an epic quest to find The Burger of Youth. Unfortunately said burger is on a completely different plane of existence, and the raccoon must invoke the powers of his trusty time-space bending violin by playing it, thus allowing him to skip to different planes of existence and timelines. But he doesn't know in which plane it is located, so he must go to every plane at random until he finds it. Every plane is wackier and more insane than the last.

Finally, he must do all this before the onion rings go bad.~

 

A boy in the year 3013 finds a computer that pulls him into KHV and he meets all of us in an online universe that has KHV designed as a city and the world itself functions as an MMO with quests and such. His ultimate quest is to leave, but it becomes more complicated as he grows more attached to us.

 

Ryourishimashou!

A young boy/girl goes to a boarding school for cooking. The first few episodes are happy school adventures with little to no plot.
Then episode five happens.
Turns out what they cook-
is people.

 

In the distant future of 2007, our main protagonist, a 16 year old bishie who is the reincarnation of Beethoven, Da Vinci, and Stalin, uncovers an ancient plot by an ancient cult to summon an alien deity from his ancient, sunken, underwater Boeing 747 so it can bring about Rangnarok. Teaming up with his best friends, his bitchy (but totally not in love with him) female friend who is secretly an undercover cop working for an international team of superspies, his black best friend who is a hilariously racist stereotype of Italian people that got tragically turned into a wise cracking toucan by evil American wizard Bill Clinton, and his little brother who is secretly Will Smith, they go on a magic adventure that goes from the slums of Osaka to beyond the furthest stars! ...Oh and the villains are time traveling rock n roll Nazis.

 

Neon Genesis Eva-- Oh you mean we have to come up with our own.

Okay then,

Date Masamune, Jesus, Oda Nobunaga, Erwin Rommel, and Achilles have to join forces and protect history as we know it. Their nemesis, an alien overlord by the name of fhfdhjkdfgjfd but referred to simply as Lord. He has gathered a quirky mini-boss squad consisting of Bernard Montgomery "Monty", Tokugawa Ieyasu, Genghis Khan, Joan of Arc, and Reinhard Heydrich. Lord's race visited our planet in its primordial history. But it was another simply referred to as 'Chaos'. Chaos and Lord have been at war for millenia.

Chaos empowers our heroes but cannot fight against Lord due to his injuries. But he gives them weapons and knowledge while mentoring them during his recovery. Tensions arise when 6th Ranger Princess Diana joins the team. She explains she had to fake her human death to return home. She's actually Chaos' daughter.

It is Diana's arrival that really unifies the team. Because up until that point they are out for themselves. Masamune wants to party all the time. Jesus tries but is too nice. Nobunaga's drinking sake out of skulls. Rommel is tinkering with some machine or other in his shop. And Achilles is always training. Diana really brings the team together...for all the wrong reasons.

Our heroes employ various beasts in battle.
Date Masamune - Motorhorse(horse with handlebars and functioning exhaust pipes) -Lightning Element
Jesus - Seraphim (Eldritch Abomination but appears as cute monster girl outside of battle) -Light element
Oda Nobunaga - hellhound -Shadow element
Erwin Rommel - Nine tailed fox -Fire element
Achilles - Sea Serpent/Leviathan -Water element
Princess Diana - Dryad -Earth/Nature element

The same applies to the Quirky Mini Boss Squad
Monty - Griffon -earth element
Ieyasu - FuDog -Light element
Genghis Khan - Dragon -shadow element
Joan of Arc - Phoenix -Fire element
Heydrich - Imperial Eagle -Lightning element

However, when the alien named Loki suddenly appears with his monstrous children declaring Ragnarok, the heroes and villains end up having to combine their forces.

All this came out of nowhere.
Norio Wakamoto is always Nobunaga.

 

There's Three main characters, All orphans with no homes. After a freak electric storm they find themselves in a fancy house ( the house they always dreamed of living in) with only one key. The front door has a key hole on the inside which means they have to have a key to open the door. After trying to open the front door and realizing that the key doesn't work, they explore the downstairs and find a kitchen, a dining room and a living room. Which require no keys since there are no doors. Heading upstairs they find an entertainment room( no door) and three bedrooms with each of their names on it. they discover that the key they have works on one of the rooms. From there one they open one door, when they enter the key and the door disappear and the three main characters are transported to another world and find they have powers to get them through that world and find the key for that room. So, each room is a different world and they get different powers to specific to that world to help them find the key to the next room . One the find the key to the next room, the one their in immediately changes to a normal bedroom for that specific character. Each world gets harder and harder and harder to find the key for. And the last room is hardest since it's the key to the house, and it can open anything in the house, not limited to doors.


Man my hand really hurts now.

 

Ngl for a second there I thought you were going to reiterate the plot of the original Clocktower game.

 

I have no idea what that is, but i'm glad it isn't.

 

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Thank you for your time, everyone! I attempted to stuff together as many plots as possible. Pat yourself on the back, Spam Zone.