So KHV

Think you could survive in prison?

 

no i'm too pretty

 

Probably. I'll draw for people and they'll bring me stuff.

 

Are we talking federal or state prison?

 

no
i'd shawshank my way outta there[DOUBLEPOST=1413595419][/DOUBLEPOST]

private, deadman wonderland type stuff, of course

 

I'd probably punch someone and then get stabbed. Or, volunteer in the prison library (assuming there is one) and sequester myself there for all eternity.

 

And this is where it gets awkward but I've had little to no exposure to Deadman Wonderland. So I don't follow.

 

Deadman Wonderland is an anime/manga where the titular prison is a sort of theme park, where non-criminal patrons can go on rides and eat food and play games and watch criminals fight each other to the death or play horrible sadistic games which they probably wouldn't survive. The criminals do this because if they win, they get "money" which they can use to buy medicine to combat the lethal poison they're given every day.

I haven't seen it in a few years, this might be slightly inaccurate.

 

just know that it was a privately owned prison where some pretty twisted things happened

 

I think I could do it, but I would come back to the world just a big mess.

Just a big cranky sexually frustrated mess.

 

I've watched the Two Best Friends Play LP of Prison Break so I think I know what to expect.

 

or his nukes

 

Longer than you.

 

yes
I'd find myself a prison daddy who would protect me

 

This guy would probably be me in prison.

Minus the whole trying to stab a kid thing.

 

If I survive the first few encounters I should be able to figure out how to manipulate the social sphere enough to get by.

 

I'd never end up in prison.

 

I might be able to survive in prison if I were able to survive the bus ride there. I'm 90% sure I'd be dead before the first half of the trip is over.