Post Here: Become a Horseman of the Apocalypse

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  1. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Post here become a Horsemen of whatever horrible thing I choose to associate with you (like socializing), a colored horse, and tool to help exterminate mankind. Because, hey, when in Rome...
     
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    Choo Choo!
     
  3. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    My yellow horse and Jimmy Buffet CD will bring all of mankind slight discomfort!
     
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  6. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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  7. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    At first I was like, "Aren't there only four horsemen of the apocalypse?" Then I read your post and decided it was pretty clever. c:
     
  8. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    I call this guy
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  10. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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  11. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    I enjoy your pain~
     
  12. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    You're going to be the first to die, just so you know -_-

    @. : tale_wind
     
  13. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    You shouldn't have tempted fate. >:3
     
  14. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    I didn't, I claimed Death. There is a difference you know
     
  15. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Beggars can't be choosers! :)
     
  16. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    IT ISN'T SO MUCH PAIN AS IT IS UNEXPECTED HYSTERIA
     
  17. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Still amusing~!
     
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    IF MY HORSE ISN'T MAGENTA YOU CAN SUCK A FAT DICK
     
  20. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Horseman of Scheduling Problems
    None, scheduling problems have prevented your magenta horse from being delivered for the last few millennia
    A calendar with a date circled with the words "EXTERMINATION OF MANKIND" written in it with tiny font below saying "this time for sure".