My first (legal) experience at a bar

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  1. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Just. My. ****ing. Luck.

    I honestly don't know what I expected. Bars are evil.
     
  2. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    All I can do is laugh
     
  3. 61 No. B

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    spam zone used to be about glorious nothing now its about bar experiences because we're all old and sad
     
  4. Amaury Legendary Hero

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    Maybe older, but sad? No.
     
  5. 61 No. B

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    do you understand what tongue in cheek means
     
  6. Amaury Legendary Hero

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    Yes, and I was being cheeky back.
     
  7. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Damn. Talk about **** luck. Maybe if you frequent the bar you'll end up meeting her again.
     
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  9. Calxiyn Keyblade Master

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    I want to hear about the illegal bar experience
     
  10. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    All I can do is weep.

    I just don't wanna get cock-blocked by a piece of cloth and plastic.
     
  11. Ghost King's Apprentice

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    That was my first thought when I read the title.
     
  12. Blaine Destiny Islands Resident

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    I was reading this at work and spilled water all over myself, jeez poor guy.
     
  13. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Insert joke about your old username and the word virgin here
     
  14. Misty gimme kiss

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    i think the real question is, why did you leave your credit card somewhere at a bar
     
  15. Midnight Star Master of Physics

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    That is actually a very good question.
     
  16. Blaine Destiny Islands Resident

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    /Also, need pics of hat for further investigation.
     
  17. Llave Superless Moderator

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    Great story, time to get drunk online better go to the [space] bar
     
  18. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Those are coming out in my memoir, sorry bb.

    Actually, I already told one of those stories, but they're on this site somewhere. You gots to find it. :v[DOUBLEPOST=1466833566][/DOUBLEPOST]
    It wouldn't be khv thread without it.

    Ya see, there's this thing called a tab...

    Why, so you internet nerds can jock my style? Me no think so bb.[DOUBLEPOST=1466864020][/DOUBLEPOST]EDIT: Ayyeee, I think I found her lol.
     
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  19. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    >says he found her
    >does not show us
    c'mon guy you know how this works
    post her picture on a website for strangers without her consent like a normal person
     
  20. Blaine Destiny Islands Resident

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    Need pics of "the found girl" for further investigation plz.