"I've done it."

"I've killed Near. I've killed all those in the police force who would oppose me. All those that remain stand proudly by my side.

"Now all that's left is to kill everyone who opposes my glorious ideal."



"YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

 

your a pysco?

 

The funny part is that I live because I agree with Light

 

HALT, VILE VAGRANT.



IT IS I, ROCK, AND I AM HERE TO STOP YOU AND YOUR DISGUSTING AND BIGOTED IDEALS.

 

Wouldn't killing people be more fun with an axe or sword rather than a otherworldly book and a pen that seems to never run out of ink unless there's a draw full of identical pens your not telling us about.

 

"Wtf a rock"



"No matter! I'll just write your name down in here and I won't have to worry about you anymore! HAHAHAHAHA!"



*write write scribble write durr hoof scribble scribble write*

 

You've encountered a problem. Do you know this rock's name?

 

FOOLISH VILLAIN! YOUR ATTEMPTS TO KILL ME MAKE ME WRITHE IN LAUGHTER. YOUR MAGICAL NOTEBOOK OF DEATH DOES NOT WORK ON ABIOTIC OBJECTS!

NOW, LET ME SHOW YOU A TRUE INSTANT KILL.



THROWING ROCK ATTACK!

 

I summon Ickis

Spoiler

/nostalgia bomb

 

Humans, rocks, it's all the same. They are both useful at a building site.

 

"...FFFFFFF WHAT DO I WRITE!? IF I JUST WRITE 'ROCK', IT DOES NOTHING!

"...Unless... Wait...

"RYUK! GIVE ME THE SHINIGAMI EYES!"



"Hurr ok"



"All right... Now I just have to--

"...Wtf... IT DOESN'T HAVE A NAME!!"



"Lol duh u cant kill rokcs fukn noob"

"SCREW OFF, RYUK! YOU TWO-FACED SON OF A--"



DOOF.

 

"And this is a rock that's loud"
props if you get the reference.

 

Light would never get the eyes, he would send his bitch Misa to do the work.

 

IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE, I HAVE SUCCEEDED IN GIVING HIM A BOO BOO




BUT LIGHT, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME OVER THE BLOOD IN YOUR EARS, DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO I AM? DO YOU NOT REMEMBER?

 

"W-what... What are you talking about! You..."



"...Wait..."







"...No... NO... NO!!"

 

IT IS TRUE!



YOU MAY NEVER DEFEAT THE POWER OF MY MINUTE OBSERVATIONS, LIGHT.

 

Misty kinda pointed out a huge hole which has actually left a black hole in the middle of your cool story bros.

 

I haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a long time.

Thanks.