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  1. Hyuge ✧ [[ Fairy Queen ]]

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    So I'm looking for housing on Craigslist. This is what I found ....

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  2. 61 No. B

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    well are you going to reply
     
  3. Hyuge ✧ [[ Fairy Queen ]]

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    As great of a deal as it sounds, I just don't think my boyfriend is that open to experimentation. #SadFace

    Edit: Though, he is a hot commodity among gay men and cougars. They love him -- must be the whole grizzly Hugh Jackman thing.
     
  4. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Sounds like a BDSM dungeon situation.
     
  5. Hyuge ✧ [[ Fairy Queen ]]

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    I have never had this man weird search results before in the housing section of Craigslist. What is life?

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  6. jafar custom title

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    i dont see how you could pass this one up
     
  7. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Suspiciously specific denial of the sex slave thing...
     
  8. Plums Wakanda Forever

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    he's really only looking for a domestic slave
     
  9. Hyuge ✧ [[ Fairy Queen ]]

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    Craigslist, water u doin??

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  10. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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  11. Hyuge ✧ [[ Fairy Queen ]]

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    I think I've heard that story.[DOUBLEPOST=1408580533][/DOUBLEPOST]Okay this is the last one I promise. Tonight I am staying with my friend / co - worker at her house and she asked that I not come over until she gets off at 10 because her roommates are showing the house. Well, I just found their ad on Craigslist, and I can definitely tell my friend was the one to post it. Can't stop laughing.

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  12. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    if I can get there by the weekend, can I move in with them?
     
  13. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    this is the best ad ever and I would have definitely moved in with them
     
  14. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    it was going so well until the pitch perfect and game of thrones references
     
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  15. Labrys King's Apprentice

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    Well at least he's honest..
     
  16. Hyuge ✧ [[ Fairy Queen ]]

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    That's up to them to decide. Not me.
    But Pitch Perfect ...
     
  17. CaptainMIG Gummi Ship Junkie

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    sounds like something my mom would do
     
  18. Misty gimme kiss

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    I'm moving out in a year and I'm kinda glad my sister is coming with me so that we can hopefully avoid some of these sex slave situations. Or, better still, we'll be the ones looking for roommates and can therefore set out terms for our own sex slaves.