Best Pick-Up Line

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  1. jafar custom title

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    So it's here to stay in the Spam Zone. Let the posting commence.

    Think of the best pick-up line you possibly can.

    An example of a bad pick-up line because it's been done so many times bfore:
    Hey baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

    Be original!

    More than one pick-up line is allowed. So if you have more than one, enter it!

    Judges:
    1) Me
    2) Rosey
    3) The Darkness Grows Within

    I am no longer accepting judges.
    Judging is next week, meaning THIS Saturday! So post your best pick-up line ASAP! And if a really good one is posted after the deadline, the winner may be changed.
     
  2. Rosey Chaser

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    ...This competition makes Rosey very very sad .___.

    I want to be a judge of this here contest >_> Cause most pickup lines suck and I want to see peoples attempts :3
     
  3. jafar custom title

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    Done! And I think I said PM me for a position of judge... Maybe I'm wrong. Or right. Either way, you are still a judge!
     
  4. Destiny's Force Mess with the best, lose like the rest...

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    Sorry, I couldn't resist getting my two cents in.

    How about: "You wanna go out sometime?"

    No games, no playing around. Straight, Direct, and to the point. :dead:
     
  5. Shadow Banned

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    "You look nice tonight, wanna get to know me better over coffee? If you dont drink coffee, I'll get you a hot chocolate."

    I always thought that 'witty' pick up lines were really annoying and pointless, and usually get you slapped. So, I thought, why be witty? Just say something nice.
     
  6. Nobody's Shadow Kingdom Keeper

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    "You like sandwiches? We should get some."

    I have personally seen that one used and prevail.
     
  7. Zeftnon - The Superior Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I got two:

    "Come here and get a taste of America's Most Wanted."

    "Do I know you?"
    "No."
    "That's a shame, I'd sure like to."
     
  8. PaopuDragon Merlin's Housekeeper

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    "Hey, do you like board games?"
    "Sure."
    "then you should come over to my house. We could play battleship and I could show you my 'destroyer'"


    Figured I might as well.
     
  9. Xigbar The Freeshooter

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    "I'm hot, you're hot, let's date!" ;)
     
  10. Clawtooth Keelah se'lai!

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    "Your eyelashes, are they real?"

    "Yes"

    "Lets see"

    As she closes her eyes you kiss her.

    I never use lines tho. I'm only 13.
     
  11. jafar custom title

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    We have some good, some bad. We have a winner in mind as of these current entrys, but we need more! The deadline is Saturday people! Get cracking on the pick-up lines!
     
  12. Soushirei 運命の欠片

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    If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
     
  13. White_Rook Looser than a wizard's sleeve.

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    Have you ever read the passage from Leviticus 15:18? "When a man lies with a woman and there is an emission of semen, both must bathe in water". I've got the water and the semen.

    I'd **** you ******ed and then teach you how to read.

    I'm Oskar Schindler and I'm putting you on my list.

    **** me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to kiss me.
     
  14. jafar custom title

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    WTF..... And that has nothing to do with your current rank. I'm just very shocked and afraid..... Very, very afraid.....
     
  15. Knightshade Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Do you believe in love at first sight or should I come back later?
     
  16. White_Rook Looser than a wizard's sleeve.

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    Well coming from experience, these have made some women laugh and I've only ever used them in a joking sense after someone else has tried some of the cheesier, cliche-ridden ones. It's simply something they've never heard before.
     
  17. exile0025 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    if i bit my lip would you kiss it better?

    nice shirt,mind if i talk you out of it?
     
  18. Rosey Chaser

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    Okay I know I r judge but I had to say this cause this is what a guy said to me on New years eve xD

    "Free hug monday!"

    My friend and I: ..errrmmmmm....no >_>
     
  19. jafar custom title

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    And what's wrong with a free hug? I am offended by your unacceptance of free hugs.
     
  20. Solid Snake Kept you waiting, huh?

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    Ive got a good one

    Is it hot in here or is it just you?

    lol
     
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