Everyone,Everyone!Stop Fighting!

Look unto me! I posses the Blue flag! I wield the power infinite! The universal fabric is mine to unravel! MY every thought becomes reality! Mountains will fall! Day will be as night! People will run! Chicks will dig me! I'll get good grades! I'll get into a good college! Study abroad for a semester! Get a technical job,but not that technical! I will drive a foreign car and pay off all my credit cards! I will die with a full head of hair! My highschool friends will envy me in ways they never imagined! I pwn Kitty and HB!

 

You fly a blue flag? You are a clean safe beach?????

*scratches head*

 

yeah, and the interweb will finally not fail

 

You do not posses the power infinite, Silver Surfer does. Bow to him! D<

 

*Admires blue flag with wide eyes *

Yeah , tell them !! Stop this nonsense !!!

 

Don't tell them to stop! D:




Go guys! GO!