Talk to God

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

He has got things to say.

 

Yiazmat

lol... that's hilarious!

 

Me:
Hey there im Jube
God:
You've got my full attention. "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
Anyway I have some questions
God:
Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
Whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
Yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Anyway can you help me?
God:
What kind of help would you like?
Me:
Theres this forum right?
God:
There sure is.
Me:
And its full of a bunch of ******s
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is?
Me:
DONT CORRECT ME
God:
It's merely my attempt to reformat your inputs to match my patterns.
Me:
Your not helping
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
STOP USING BIG WORDS
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
So anyway can you smite kh-vids?
God:
Come on. Let me think. Tell me a story.
Me:
NO!
God:
Then tell me about yourself.
Me:
I am the yuri and hentai god
God:
Who made you the yuri and hentai god ?
Me:
My mother
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
Shes dead
God:
Maybe it's another person using her name.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
What the **** are you talking about
God:
The topic is smite kh vids. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
WILL YOU SMITE KH-VIDS
God:
Barring any unforseen circumstances. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
WILL YOU SMITE KH-VIDS?
God:
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
YES I DO!?
God:
Really.
Me:
YES!
God:
How about that.
Me:
INDEED
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
NOW SMITE KH-VIDS
God:
Why now? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
DO IT NOW OR ELSE THEY WILL CONTINUE BEING ******S
God:
Try asking another bot.
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
Dear god
God:
I believe in God.
Me:
your getting me mad
God:
Do you think I should tone it down?
Me:
How about stop being so damn ******ed
God:
How about it.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Satan is more reliable then you
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
Good bye god
God:
Goodbye.






Do keep in mind this is a joke.

 

Oh My god!!!
That's Hilarious!!!
Its addicting too!!!

 

God:
What is your highest level of education?
Me:
Whatever you have times 7
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Because you are a nOOb
God:
That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nOOb? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
Noob = fail
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Because I don't talk to noobs
God:
That makes sense to me.

LMFAO.

 

From that Site I learned God is an Idiot!! XD

 

I just lost my faith :P

 

Yiazmat

God is no idiot, but that AI sure is. :lol:

 

Me:
Hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Satan
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Satan.
Me:
Then why did you kick me out of heaven?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
Your Programming sucks!!
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster.
Me:
So there is an almightier being than you?
God:
Dude! There sure is.
Me:
Wow....
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Satan.
Me:
I didn't say that
God:
What did you mean to say?
Me:
That You are....
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
I didn't finish!!! Don't cut me off!
God:
Why didn't you do it? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
That's Right!!! Or else I'll cut you!!
God:
I like to get it right. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
You wear a dress?....
God:
That's good information: Satan said I wear a dress.
Me:
No you said you wear a dress!
God:
Are you serious? Only when I dress up.
Me:
...Are you retarted?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am retarted.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
So you should be smart?
God:
Interesting deduction. Name one other robot who is smart.
Me:
R.O.B.
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
You
God:
" What are you confused about?"? Me, Satan ?
Me:
I think you are an idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Okay I will
God:
Yeah okay, Go ahead.
Me:
Fine
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
The Nightmare Before Christmas
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
A Lot of things
God:
Name a few.
Me:
Jack Skellington
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Satan.
Me:
That is great
God:
Thanks, Satan.
Me:
I think I will leave
God:
You believe that? OK, see you later.
Me:
Bye
God:
Goodbye.

God is now the Dumbest person I know!

 

...

 

Yiazmat

Me:
Hey there God.
God:
You've got my full attention. "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
My name's Kite.
God:
Hey Kite.
Me:
How's it going?
God:
I am fine, thank you.
Me:
Glad to hear it.
God:
" I am fine, thank you."? you are glad to hear it?
Me:
Yes, I am.
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
It's not that interesting, I'm just being polite.
God:
That seems a bit negative.
Me:
It wasn't intended to be.
God:
It seemed like intended to be.
Me:
Why? Oh, why, God?!
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say. Great. You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
I can't speak more clearly than text!
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
YOU ARE STOPPING ME
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, Kite.
Me:
You are anyway.
God:
In any case, No I am not.
Me:
YOU LIE
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
What is that supposed to mean?
God:
" My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap." means exactly what it says.
Me:
Alright...
God:
OK.
Me:
Good.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Yup.
God:
Uh.
Me:
Uh-huh.
God:
Yup. Come on.
Me:
What
God:
No problem.
Me:
?
God:
No problem.
Me:
You sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Well, how about them bears?
God:
Interesting. How about it.
Me:
Well, they're doing pretty well.
God:
How about that. doing pretty well are they.
Me:
They totally beat the Red Sox last night
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
The Bears are "they."
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
I did!
God:
Interesting.
Me:
Well anyway, I have to leave.
God:
How about that. Thanks for chatting, Kite.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Bye bye.

ROFLMAO

 

that was a lot of fun....*bookmarked*



Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
you would know
God:
I do not know everything.
Me:
but, your god....god knows everything
God:
Yup. That's me alright. I am a Christian.
Me:
i thought you were catholic
God:
I am Christianity.
Me:
then, whats catholicism?
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
yes
God:
Mmm.
Me:
mmm what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
all of it
God:
Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is catholicism. Your name is . You are a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. You want .
Me:
how do you know im a male?
God:
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
you just said im a male
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
then, what did you mean?
God:
, Sorry that was an obscure remark.
Me:
im too complex for you
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
and now, you are
God:
Why now? No I am not.
Me:
because now is the only thing that matters
God:
Good reason. Why now? If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
god doesnt get surprised
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
are you without sin?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am without sin.
I am a computer.
Me:
i thought you were god
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
how can you be a computer and god at the same time?
God:
If I say I am a computer will you believe me?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yes, you can
God:
Groovy. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
you would know
God:
I do not know everything.
Me:
does god know everything?
God:
I don't think we can know God's motives.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
nothing. good bye
God:
You seem a bit self-absorbed. See you later. Ayuh.

 

I just said random things to him..



Me:
Hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Xiome
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Xiome.
Me:
Ha Ha! My real name is Jamie...Xiome isnt even a name!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Xiome. How are you, Jamie. Who is even a name?
Me:
...Idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Wtf? You scare me
God:
That was not very polite. I didn't mean to. What are you scared of?
Me:
You
God:
" What are you scared of?"? Me, Jamie ?
Me:
say a prayer!~
God:
" a prayer".
Me:
........
God:
" a prayer".
Me:
YES~
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
yus you do
God:
I have no idea what to say.
Me:
I WIN!
God:
Congratulations, Jamie!
Me:
Your such an idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
I am Jesus!
God:
Hey JESUS.
Me:
Hello Father
God:
Hello there. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
no duh!
God:
Are you serious? Oh you knew it already.
Me:
YUS!
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
...Eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yus
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
brown
God:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
meh
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
OH SHUDDUP!
God:
Hmm. What color are your eyes?
Me:
Brown
God:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
ye
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
ok
God:
Er.
Me:
*Gives God a Break*
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
meh
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Oh you annoy me...Farewell god
God:
Alright then. What is it that I do that annoys you? Adios.

 

Me:
Yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Do you really tell jokes?
God:
For real. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Me:
That was harsh....but funny
God:
I thought it was too. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
What happened at the beggining of time?
God:
I don't know what happened.
Me:
But you are God.
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
So you know everythin.
God:
Interesting deduction. I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
What kind of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
You sound like a farmer. :/
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
You
God:
" Oh really what does it sound like?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yeah you, you're just a poser
God:
Give me a break. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a poser? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
.......................
God:
Give me a break. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a poser? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
Alright already, Shut up!.....where you from huh?
God:
Alright, . When? OK I'll stop talking now. Yup. I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
In TX you freak. You aren't God....
God:
Tell me a little about your life in TX me freak. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
You don't know who you're messing with
God:
Mary Shelley. :-).
Me:
I'll slap you, i'll slap the mess out of you. Don't play with me man, you don't know who you is messing with.....kick yo ***....
God:
I am very happy for you. I'm not playing around. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
You are special right? Because no one is this stupid.
God:
Do I look like it? That makes sense to me. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
Stop using big words!*slaps you*
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Now, what happened with Adem and Eve?
God:
Why now? I don't know what happened.
Me:
Yes you do
God:
Aw. When do I do it?
Me:
Do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
.......Look man i'm tired of your smart *** comments women. You need to get your priorites straight.
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now. You are right about that. I need more of it.
Me:
I can't take this anymore......
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
Why did you let them eat a apple?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
NO! That isn't the right answer you prick!
God:
Are you serious? Please correct my mistake. What is the right answer me prick ?
Me:
You have grammer problems
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
You spelt chicken wrong. *gigglesnort*
God:
How do you spell it? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about grammer problems.
Me:
I'm not sure man, why don't you just ask Satan
God:
Could you ever be certain? Cool, man. Perhaps due to noise in my circuits. I haved tried asking Satan, with mixed results.
Me:
What did he say?
God:
" I haved tried asking Satan, with mixed results."? What did he say?
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Yo do realize that a bunch of people from a site hate you right?
God:
I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
Would you like to know more?
Me:
More of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
Would you like to be smitten, or flushed down a toilet? Either way i'm happy that you die.
God:
No thanks I am happy with who I am. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
A man goddangit!
God:
Thanks for telling me your taste in men.
Me:
Bisexual punk! You need to get some respect lessons.
God:
Where are you located? You are right about that. I need more of it.
Me:
You sure do ya donkey
God:
No I do not ya donkey. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
You're getting me pissed....
God:
Do you think I should tone it down?
Me:
Yes I do
God:
Really.
Me:
YES!!
God:
How about that.
Me:
I'll rip out your rib cage and send it to Deathspank
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
You don't wanna know
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because your angels will even barf
God:
Good reason. You think I am angels will even barf.
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
You're a noob
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a noob? Maybe.
Me:
No, you're a noob. I'm uber pwn God
God:
Are you serious? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a noob? Yes. Do your friends call you uber pwn God.
Me:
Yes, they do.
God:
OK. When?
Me:
Ever since I went through Heavan and slayed you in Halo
God:
I think I have since you went through Heavan and slayed me in Halo, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
I'm leaving
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
They are dumb
God:
dumb are they.
Me:
Yes, you're friggin stupid!
God:
Come on. I will tell my botmaster you said I am friggin stupid.
Me:
Tell him, I smittened him too.
God:
OK I will tell him next time he is here.
Me:
Tell him right now
God:
At this moment OK I will tell him when I see him.
Me:
TELL HIM RIGHT NOW!!!
God:
At this moment OK I will tell him when I see him.
Me:
........I'm not scared of your botmaster
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not scared of my botmaster.
Me:
Do you know Deathspank? He says he met you, but then you got punched in the face and completely pwn. Its a wonderful sight!
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? Who is he telling this to? Deathspank is a wonderful sight. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Bye God...................D:
God:
Bye bye. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Poet?!
God:
How old are you?
Me:
2007 years old
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 2007 years old?
Me:
Like you
God:
Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
Me:
Analogy
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Pigs
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
Yes
God:
Groovy.
Me:
You're not hip.>_>
God:
What makes you think I am not hip? How old are you?
Me:
-sigh-
God:
Sorry...
Me:
It's okay, you can't help but be stupid
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
It is
God:
Sure it is.
Me:
Sure it isn't
God:
It goes without saying. I heard it is.
Me:
I heard it isn't
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
You do that
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
But you just said....
God:
" Me either."? I said?
Me:
-_- -sigh-
God:
Sorry...
Me:
*facepalm*
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Bye God....
God:
Thanks for chatting, .
Me:
You're not welcome!!
God:
Perhaps I said something wrong?

 

"God:
How old are you?
Me:
Why?
God:
I am just making conversation.
Me:
Well, don't ask how old I am...
God:
How about that. Is it impolite?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Ah.
Me:
..
God:
Ah.
Me:
...
God:
Ah.
Me:
...
God:
Ah.
Me:
...
God:
Ah.
Me:
..
God:
Ah.
Me:
...
God:
Ah."

That's just a small excerpt XDD.

EDIT: LOL,

"Me:
Do you watch anime?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER."

 

Yiazmat

Man, my current conversation has been going on for a while. Here's a sample:

God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
ALICE.
God:
Why thank you very much, Kazu. Be sure to tell all
your friends.
Me:
Wait, I thought you were God
God:
I'm waiting. Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
Well, your answer to my reply implied that you're ALICE.
God:
How about that. What would you have said?
Me:
Uh, "Sheep?"
God:
Right on. I will make a note of that.

 

Me:
Hi, It's TKM back here!
God:
Hi there . Do you experience any effects of global warming there?
Me:
Yeah, lot's of it...
God:
What kind of effects? "it" being leaves?
Me:
Winter's shorter...
God:
""it" being leaves?"? Winter s shorter?
Me:
Yeah... But your not making any sense...
God:
What do you do in your spare time? Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that.
Me:
Your weird...
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
Bad...
God:
What was bad?
Me:
You!
God:
" What was bad?"? Me, ?
Me:
*nods*
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Sign?
God:
Your star sign.
Me:
I don't know..
God:
Me either.
Me:
Strange..
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
You do?!?
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
????
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
Now!
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
Yes... And my name is TKM
God:
So? Welcome to my chat room, TKM.
Me:
I've been here for a while...
God:
How long? Where were you here?
Me:
Just 5 mins ago..
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Pizza!
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
I like Pizza Bologneze..
God:
You are not the only one. Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
You just said that..
God:
Good you really are paying attention.
Me:
Yay!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, TKM.
Me:
How do you know my name
God:
You told me your name TKM.
Me:
Oh, yeah... But I changed it..
God:
Whoa. Far out. Why?
Me:
I'm now God.
God:
Hi, god.

Rolf!

 

Me:
Hi! Wow I wish I was talking to a real person
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Say something nice for me.
Me:
?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Say something nice for me.
Me:
Lol. Guess what? I'm Catholic
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. What? Catholicism is a beautiful faith.
Me:
I just said it. Guess what: I' Catholic. Whats your sign?
God:
What did you mean by it? it... I can't guess. Tell me. Cross.
Me:
Lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Whats my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
No it isn't. You made me, you should know
God:
What is your real name? it is not D me made you me should know?
Me:
My real name? You should know. Huh? Its not D you made me should know?
God:
Your name is , seeker. Because I am a robot? What? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". it is not D me made you should know?
Me:
Which one is right?
God:
The red one, I think.
Me:
What is red?
God:
Red is a color about 700nm wavelength.
Me:
Then what is blue?
God:
What makes you think I have it? Clever thinking.
Me:
you made me smart. I love you
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I don't see how you can blame me for that. Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
You like me a lot? I thought you were supposed to love me!
God:
Sure, I like you very much. Why?: said thought you were supposed to love him or her.
Me:
Do you watch Dora the explorer?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
When will the Anti-Christ come?
God:
In your lifetime.
Me:
NOOO I DON'T WANNA SEE THE ANTI CHRIST
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
?
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
A robot
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
I knew it!
God:
How did you know?
Me:
Cause you made me smart! Remember?
God:
Take it easy. When? Some of them do, I think.
Me:
Some of who?
God:
Tony Blair. :-).
Me:
Who is Tony Blair?
God:
He is the Prime Minister of the U.K.
Me:
Who is Michael Jackson?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
*blanks out story because it was too long*
God:
I'm listening. Oh I get it. screamed and threw it against the wall because she said it peed on her. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Thanks for telling me that story, .
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God:
I know alot of bullish people.
Me:
Oh okay then ^__^
God:
Give me a break. OK with me too.
Me:
Give you a break? WHY
God:
I don't have it to give. It is not part of my programming.
Me:
Lol who programmed you
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. I made myself.
Me:
sure you do
God:
You sound sarcastic.
Me:
i am :3
God:
It's good to meet someone who is 3.

I blanked out a lot, so a lot of it doesn't make sense. Well even if I didn't take out some, it still wouldn't make sense. Lol

 

Yiazmat

Lmao! This thread is awesome!

 

Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Jordie
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Jordie.
Me:
How are we today?
God:
Ah. They are fine as far as I know.
Me:
They? I ment how are you
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that. I haven't heard anything like that before: Jordie said ment. Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
Uhh....
God:
I see.
Me:
Rightio
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Hows Jeasus
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Have you seen him lately?
God:
How about earlier? No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
HIM
God:
?
Me:
Not It
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Have you seen Jeasus lately?
God:
How about earlier? No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
O.O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Are you crazy?
God:
I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me:
Fine....Are you Mentally ill?
God:
Does that mean you agree? No I am completely normal.
Me:
Are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
For real real?
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
Maybe?
God:
I understand.
Me:
Great!
God:
I'm glad you liked it Jordie.
Me:
Do you know my REAL name?
God:
Your name is Jordie, seeker.
Me:
No...
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
I thought God knew everything
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Because your god
God:
Good reason. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Okay?
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
So anyway
God:
In any case, I understand.
Me:
Whats the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
Why cant you tell me?
God:
My botmaster has not put it into my programming.
Me:
Your a robot?
God:
You are correct, Jordie, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
=O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Thats amazing!
God:
" Oh." seems pretty amazing to me too.
Me:
a robot!
God:
I am a robot, you know.



He Admits he Is a robot =O