If Organization XIII Used AIM...

OMG!!! Xemnas on coffe...AHHH!!!! Poor Demyx..hehe!! And I KNEW Riku would have a really random name!! Anyways,ROCK ON!!!

 

Thanks. XD And, as for the 2 people who thought thought his name was stupid... Sorry. ._.; That's when you get when you have a girl working at 2 am to finish a story... XD;

Yes. I wrote that. XD; Enjoy! =3

Is it really that good? XD; Thanks for the complement, BTW. =3

Blame my sister. XD; It was her idea. She just thought that I'd never rally do it... XD;
And yes. I know now for sure! That Kingdom Hearts is... COFFEE!!! >=O

It's gonna be insane. Just a warning.

*evil gigglie*

Thanks for likin' peeps! =D Later on today you also get a suprise fanfic... >3

Enjoy!

(P.S., This = Demyx's face when he was telling his story... XDDDD)

Lord of the Wings,
~Leah.

 

I copy and pasted a lot. XD;

But it still took a while... Maybe about an hour or two...

And I had, like, 5 thousand times where I accidentally pasted the wrong username... XD; Yeah, that got annoying quick. >.>;

Thanks for liking, though! =3

 

omg is he gonna kill the whole org 13 0u0? mwuahahhahahhahahha that would b so cool killing his followers i like zexion in this hes funny (well sorta makes me laugh a bit)i wonder what happen to olette

 

If Organization XIII Used AIM... (Part 5)

I got bored. -_-; I was planning to put up a different fanfic, but I did something incrediblely stupid, and can't right now. -_-;

Last time we saw the Organization, they were waiting for Xemnas to come and blow the place up in consequence of him drinking coffee!

Let's see how this will be resolved... >.>;

This one also wasn't run by my proofreader, so, once again, sorry for all the typos and stuff that are probally in there. >.>;

As always, here is Part 1.

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12Psychotik4Life: …
2FreeshootinPirate2: …
Water_Boi999: …
6Depressed_Not_Emo6: …
FireFox888: …
Flower_Man11: …
Flower_Man11: Boy, you could cut the tension with a knife… >.>;
2FreeshootinPirate2: No talking… ._.;
6Depressed_Not_Emo6: Yeah, you’re ruining my mental preparation… >.>;
Flower_Man11: O.o;

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12Psychotik4Life: Ah, damn it, Luxord! >O
FireFox888: You had us all scared for nothing! >\
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: Huh?

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LeadNobody#1: …
Water_Boi999: ZOMG, it’s him… O.O;
LeadNobody#1: …
LeadNobody#1: Coffee is really, really good! Starbucks coffee is the best! You should drink more coffee! I LOOOOOVE coffee!!!!
2FreeshootinPirate2: Here we go… -_-;
LeadNobody#1: Coffee is awesome! I love it! Starbucks makes the best coffee EVAR!!!!11
12Psychotik4Life: What the heck? O.o;
LeadNobody#1: Did you know that coffee is made out of BEANS?! I LOVE COFFEE!!!
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: Uh…
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: Coffee tastes bad…?
LeadNobody#1: LIAR!!!!!!!!111
LeadNobody#1: Coffee is the BEST!!!!!!
LeadNobody#1: Coffee will set you FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
FireFox888: That is not normal… ._.
Flower_Man11: Tell me about it… O.o;
LeadNobody#1: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

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2FreeshootinPirate2: Mansex’s lost it… -_-;
LeadNobody#1: Coffee?
BobMarley#3: Oh no… Who da hell gave him coffee?! >=O
LeadNobody#1: I LOVE COFFEE!!! =DDDDDD
6Depressed_Not_Emo6: Uh… No one…
LeadNobody#1: FORGET KINGDOM HEARTS!!! I’m gonna take over STARBUCKS and make them give me coffee all day long!!!!!! >=D BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
2FreeshootinPirate2: Yeah… He sorta… Ya know… Found it on his own…?
LeadNobody#1: I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
BobMarley#3: You IDIOTS! D< You two were in charge of hiding it from him!
LeadNobody#1: I BUH-LIEVE I CAN TOUUUUUUCH DA SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!111
6Depressed_Not_Emo6: But it wasn’t our fault! D= We didn’t even know he knew where it was until it was too late…!
2FreeshootinPirate2: Yeah! D=
LeadNobody#1: I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY NIIIGHT AND DAAAAAY!!!!1
LeadNobody#1: SPREAD MY WINGS AND FLYYYYYYY AWAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!11
BobMarley#3: Whatever! I’m gonna get Vexen! Maybe HE can straighten out this mess you’ve got us all in… >\
LeadNobody#1: I BUH-LIEVE I CAN SOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!!!
Flower_Man11: No, wait! Don’t leave us with him!!! DX
LeadNobody#1: Uh…
LeadNobody#1: SOMETHIN’ SOMETHIN’ ABOUT AN OPEN DOOO-OOOO-OOOOR!!!!!!!
12Psychotik4Life: Xemmy, would you kindly SHUT THE HELL UP?! D<
LeadNobody#1: I LOVE COFFEE!!!!!1 =D
BobMarley#3: You made this mess, so now you have to deal with it. >.>
BobMarley#3: BRB
6Depressed_Not_Emo6: NO, DON’T GO!

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6Depressed_Not_Emo6: Well, DAMN it! NOW what do we do, Xigbar?!
LeadNobody#1: I’M DANCIN’ LIKE A MONKEY!!!1 WHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!1111
2FreeshootinPirate2: I dunno… ._.; Wait until Vexen and Xaldin get back…?
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: Oh, great… -_-;
LeadNobody#1: Hey! Hey, guys!
LeadNobody#1: I just saw this funniest thing…! Once!
LeadNobody#1: It was SOOO funny!
Flower_Man11: WELL, it’s been nice talkin’ to ya, but… Uh…
Flower_Man11: I have to go to the…
Flower_Man11: Uh…
Flower_Man11: Big… Exciting…
Flower_Man11: Thing.
Flower_Man11: Ya know… at… Ya know, that… Place?
Flower_Man11: BYE!

Flower_Man11 has left the room

Water_Boi999: …
LeadNobody#1: So, anyways… as I was saying…
Water_Boi999: The big exciting thing is TODAY?! =O
Water_Boi999: I completely forgot!
Water_Boi999: I have to go, too, so, uh, bye!

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12Psychotik4Life: …
FireFox888: …
12Psychotik4Life: Uh…
6Depressed_Not_Emo6: You two are going nowhere. >\
FireFox888: Damn. -_-;
LeadNobody#1: SO!
LeadNobody#1: As I was saying…
LeadNobody#1: There was this guy… walking down the street…
LeadNobody#1: And this guy walks up to him and says, “Where’d ya get that face? The toilet store?”
LeadNobody#1: XDDDDDDDD
LeadNobody#1: The toilet store – get it?
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: Uh… No.
LeadNobody#1: THE TOILET STORE!!!!1 XDDDDDD
LeadNobody#1: How can you not get it?! That’s, like, the funniest joke EVER!
2FreeshootinPirate2: It is? o.o;
LeadNobody#1: Where’d ya get your brain? Da toilet store…? XD
12Psychotik4Life: Xigbar, you’re lucky.
12Psychotik4Life: You can shoot yourself in the head ANY time you want.
6Depressed_Not_Emo6: I’ll second that. -_-;
2FreeshootinPirate2: >.>
LeadNobody#1: Where’d ya get that gun?
LeadNobody#1: Da toilet store? =3
FireFox888: XALDIN, HURRY UP!!!!! DX
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: I can’t take it much longer… X.x;
LeadNobody#1: Where’d ya get that name?
LeadNobody#1: Da toilet store? XD

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1Gamblin_Gangsta0: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?! D=<
LeadNobody#1: Da toilet store? XD
FireFox888: YEAH! Mansex’s been driving us NUTS!!! DX
SeniorMember444: HEY! Respect your elders! >=\
BobMarley#3: Yeah, ever heard of that word, “Hello”?
LeadNobody#1: Da toilet store?
SeniorMember444: Is he drunk? O.o;
LeadNobody#1: Ooh, ooh, ooh!
LeadNobody#1: I got one!
LeadNobody#1: This goes out to all of mah favorite peeps in the world!!!! XD
LeadNobody#1: IN DA JUNGLE, DA MIGHTY JUNGLE, DA LION SLEEPS TONIGHT!!!!!!
LeadNobody#1: Ehh-umba weeeeyy… Awimbowe… Awimbowe…
6Depressed_Not_Emo6: No, worse…
6Depressed_Not_Emo6: He’s hyper… >.>;
2FreeshootinPirate2: On coffee… -_-;
SeniorMember444: COFFEE?!
LeadNobody#1: Ahhh-WOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOO-OOOO-OOOO-OOOOO, ehh-umm bumba weyyyy… Awimbowe… Awimbowe…
FireFox888: I’m so glad I can’t hear him singing right now… -_-;
SeniorMember444: How did the Superior manage to get coffee?!
LeadNobody#1: No, no, wait!
LeadNobody#1: If I was a rich girl… Nananananana, nanananananaaaaaaaaa…!
BobMarley#3: Guys…?
LeadNobody#1: See, I’d have all da money in da world… If I was a wealthy giiii-iiiirl…!
6Depressed_Not_Emo6: …
2FreeshootinPirate2: …
6Depressed_Not_Emo6: IT’S ALL XIGBAR’S FAULT!!! DX
2FreeshootinPirate2: IT’S ALL ZEXION’S FAULT!!! DX
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: Well, THAT was helpful… ._.;
LeadNobody#1: I like ta move it, move it! I like ta move it, move it! I like ta move it, move it…
LeadNobody#1: Ya like ta…
LeadNobody#1: MOVE IT!!!!@1
SeniorMember444: Oh my… How much did he have? O.o;
LeadNobody#1: ALL NOBODIES ALL OVER DA WORLD!!!!11
LeadNobody#1: Original King XEMNAS, Pon Ya Case Man!
LeadNobody#1: I LIKE FOR ALL GIRLS TO MOVE THEIR BODIES! And when ya move ya body… Youna move it nice, and sweet, and sexy… ALRIGHT?!
2FreeshootinPirate2: We’re not sure… But, from the looks of it, it was, about…
6Depressed_Not_Emo6: Half a cup.
2FreeshootinPirate2: Yeah, some where around there.
12Psychotik4Life: GEEZ! All this from HALF of a frickin’ cup?! O.o;
LeadNobody#1: WOMAN! Physically fit, physically fit, physically, physically, physically fit!
LeadNobody#1: WOMAN! Physically fit, physically fit, physically, physically, physically fit!
LeadNobody#1: *dances*
2FreeshootinPirate2: Yep.
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: Now THERE’S a funny image. XD
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: *imagines Mansex dancing to this song* XDDDDD
SeniorMember444: Right now is no time for laughing, Number X. >.>
LeadNobody#1: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
LeadNobody#1: A SPIDER!!!!!!!!!
LeadNobody#1: KILL EET! KILL EEET!!!!!!!!!!
LeadNobody#1: *screams*
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: …
SeniorMember444: …
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: Can I laugh now?
SeniorMember444: Go for it.
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LeadNobody#1: SOMEBODY GET BACK HERE AND KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1 DX *girly scrmz*
SeniorMember444: Now, as I was saying, at his current state, I hypothesize that the only way to snap him out of it is really piss him off…
SeniorMember444: Or to slap him.
SeniorMember444: One or the other. >.>
LeadNobody#1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
12Psychotik4Life: Why didn’t you just SAY so sooner, Vexen?! D<

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LeadNobody#1: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
LeadNobody#1: OW!
LeadNobody#1: What da hell, Larxene?! D<
FireFox888: LAWL! XDDDDDDD

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12Psychotik4Life: Back! =3
LeadNobody#1: That hurt… TT^TT
BobMarley#3: LMAO! You portalled to his room and slapped him?! XD
12Psychotik4Life: Couldn’t pass up an opportunity like that, could I? =3
2FreeshootinPirate2: That was funny. XD
LeadNobody#1: Not funny… >.>;
LeadNobody#1: HEY! Larxene, you still haven’t killed the spider!!! >=O
12Psychotik4Life: So?
LeadNobody#1: Get back here and kill it NOW!
12Psychotik4Life: *sigh* Okay…
12Psychotik4Life: *smites*
12Psychotik4Life: Happy now?
LeadNobody#1: NOOOW, Number XII!!! And THAT’S an order!!!
LeadNobody#1: Hurry! Before he crawls over to where I am! DX
12Psychotik4Life: Alright, alright, ya big baby… >.>;

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1Gamblin_Gangsta0: XDDDD This is WAY too funny. XD
2FreeshootinPirate2: Tell me about it… XDDDD

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Like I said... Bored.

I'll have Roxas in the next one, I promise. XD;
And our additional guests, too... >3
And what happened to Olette will be revealed, too. XD

Lord of the Wings,
~Leah.

(P.S., I'd like to give a shout-out for mah best bud Celeste who came back to the forum! XD
You go, gurl! >=3)

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HAHAHAHA!!!! Here's part 6! ONWARD TO THE INSANITY!!!! XDDDD

 

Ever wonder why Ansem's study looks so jacked up in KH II...? XD;

Well, you don't want to, either. >.>;

Thanks fer likin', Namine! ^-^

 

OMG this is good xD

The Demyx running from Ceberus part was hilarious!

 

Xemnas + Coffee = Hyperactive Evil Genius Of Organization XIII Who Likes To Boogie

Please finish it because this is just pure genius...not to mention you left it at a cliffhanger where you left two Organization members with Xemnas.

The horror!

 

I LOVE this story!!! IT'S AWESOME!!!! Xemnas is SCARY on coffe..*SHUDDER* I'm surprised he didn't sing Under The Sea..I think EVERYONE would have ran from THAT....

 

Thanks for liking, peeps! XD

And I WAS about to have him sing "Under The Sea", but I kinda couldn't fit it inthere... XD;

As for the toilet store joke... That's something between me an' my friends at school. XD I don't even really get it, but if you coulda heard Xemnas's voice when he said it, it would of been THAT much more funny. XD

"Da toilet store...?"

Gotta love that home-made randomness. XD

 

To be honest, I don't even really know how to USE AIM. XD;

I made this based on what my friend told me. ^-^

And my own special brand of randomness and insanity. XD

Thanks for likin' it, Namine! ^-^

 

If Organization XIII Used AIM... (Part 6)

This one was cut kinda short... XD;

Why...?

>.>
<.<

It's s shecret. >3

Enjoy, comments appriciated, yada yada yada, fine print and stuff. XD;

The first one...
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2FreeshootinPirate2: Hey, Xemnas! No need to fear! =D
2FreeshootinPirate2: Your Superior’s Pet is here!!! XDDDD

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Tomahawk_Mann5: youd think hed learn by now…
SeniorMember444: You’d think… -_-;
2FreeshootinPirate2: AAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
2FreeshootinPirate2: NO, SAIX!!!!!

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FireFox888: If he’d just learn to keep his big mouth shut every once and awhile… -_-;
BobMarley#3: Yep… -_-;

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12Psychotik4Life: Hey, guys I’m back!
12Psychotik4Life: And, with me, I’ve brought you the lily-livered Nobodies who abandoned us once Xemnas started acting crazy! =3
Tomahawk_Mann5: do tell =3
12Psychotik4Life: Just for that pitiful attempt at grammar, no, I won’t. =3
Tomahawk_Mann5: -_-;
Water_Boi999: Where’s Xiggy?
FireFox888: Getting torn up by Saix…
Flower_Man11: Again? O.o;
BobMarley#3: Again.
Water_Boi999: WHAT?! D=
12Psychotik4Life: Aren’t you gonna go save him, Mr. Hero? >3
Water_Boi999: …
Water_Boi999: But, I…
12Psychotik4Life: Oh yeah! XD
12Psychotik4Life: “I’d defend him with my life if I needed to!”
12Psychotik4Life: Yeah, right. I knew you didn’t have it in you… >3
Water_Boi999: …

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1Gamblin_Gangsta0: …
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: You just had to send him to his death, didn’t you, Larxene…? -_-;
12Psychotik4Life: Yep. =3
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: Whatever. I’m gonna go to make sure Saix doesn’t do too much damage…
Flower_Man11: Good luck with that! XD

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12Psychotik4Life: Before you say ANYTHING, you’d better make sure it has correct grammar. >\
*ZeKeybladeMaster13*: …
*ZeKeybladeMaster13*: Hey, guys! What’s up? ^-^;
12Psychotik4Life: Very good. >.>
FireFox888: Hey, Roxas! How’s things over there?
*ZeKeybladeMaster13*: It’s the same old, same old… ^-^;
BobMarley#3: *snoring*
6Depressed_Not_Emo6: Oh my gosh! =O
6Depressed_Not_Emo6: Are we back in the picture?! =O
SeniorMember444: Looks like it. XD;
LeadNobody#1: XDDDDD

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1Gamblin_Gangsta0: XEMNAS!
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: Come quick!
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: Saix has Xigbar in a choke hold, threatening to take out his other eye with a pair of scissors! DX
Tomahawk_Mann5: O.O;
LeadNobody#1: WHAT?!
LeadNobody#1: What of Demyx?!
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: Knocked out cold!
LeadNobody#1: Did you try to stop him?!
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: OF COURSE, I tried to stop him! DX This is XIGBAR we’re talkin’ about, man! But he won’t listen to me!
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: And when I got to close, he, uh…
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: Well…
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: Let’s just say I’m seeing red…
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: And, a lot of it… ._.;
LeadNobody#1: Oh no… O.O;
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: I’ll be fine!
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: HURRY! He’ll listen to you – I’m sure of it – but only YOU!
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: AAAAGHHHH!!! HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!!! HE’S REALLY GONNA STAB XIGBAR’S EYE OUT UNLESS YOU COME QUICK!!! DX
LeadNobody#1: Okay, uh…
LeadNobody#1: VEXEN! Come with me to help attend to whoever might be harmed!
SeniorMember444: Right away, Superior!

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12Psychotik4Life: Ooh, this looks like it’s gonna be good… >3
12Psychotik4Life: This is a chance I just CAN’T miss out on… >3

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*ZeKeybladeMaster13*: …

~Roxybabe~ has joined the room

~Roxybabe~: Is she gone…? ._.;
*ZeKeybladeMaster13*: Yep. ^-^
FireFox888: OLETTE! =O
Flower_Man11: You’re alive?! O.O;
~Roxybabe~: Yeah…
6Depressed_Not_Emo6: But… Didn’t Larxene…?
~Roxybabe~: No, but she came close. -_-;
Tomahawk_Mann5: Ouch… ._.
~Roxybabe~: Yes… Ouch. -_-;
*ZeKeybladeMaster13*: I was able to get her to the hospital in time, though! ^-^
BobMarley#3: You must be so proud…
*ZeKeybladeMaster13*: …
*ZeKeybladeMaster13*: *doesn’t know whether to take that as a complement or an insult*
BobMarley#3: XDDDDDD
Flower_Man11: I don’t understand, though…
Flower_Man11: Why’d you decide to come back to AIM the day you regained conscience? O.o;
~Roxybabe~: My mom left her laptop with me…
Flower_Man11: So? Don’t you have something better to do…?
~Roxybabe~: I’m immobilized for 3 months, there’s no cable on the TV, I can’t play any video games—What do you expect me to do?!
~Roxybabe~: Knit?
Flower_Man11: Yes.
~Roxybabe~: …
~Roxybabe~: With one hand? -_-
Flower_Man11: Yes.
~Roxybabe~: -_-; ………

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BobMarley#3: What the…
FireFox888: Who’s that? O.O
6Depressed_Not_Emo6: Last time I checked, we never had a Number XX…
20VaxileerXX: …
20VaxileerXX: Roxas…?
*ZeKeybladeMaster13*: Uh…
*ZeKeybladeMaster13*: Yeah…? O.o;
*ZeKeybladeMaster13*: Who are you? What do you want?
20VaxileerXX: ……………
20VaxileerXX: OMG, I CAN’T BELIEVE I REALLY FOUND YOU!!!! =DDDDD
20VaxileerXX: I am, like, your BIGGEST fan!!!! =DDDD
*ZeKeybladeMaster13*: O.O;
Flower_Man11: DAMN! The fangurls found us AGAIN!!!!!! DX
20VaxileerXX: Well, ACTUALLY, I’m more like SORA’S biggest fan, but you’re like, the coolest one of the whole Organization!!!!!
FireFox888: HEY! >=O
FireFox888: I resent that! >\
20VaxileerXX: AXEL, TOO?!?!
20VaxileerXX: OMG, just wait until I tell my friends I found where the REAL ORGANIZATION XIII CHATS!!!!! =DDDDDD

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6Depressed_Not_Emo6: …
6Depressed_Not_Emo6: How do they do it, Marluxia…? TT^TT
6Depressed_Not_Emo6: No matter how much we try to hide…
6Depressed_Not_Emo6: The fangurls just…
6Depressed_Not_Emo6: Keep…
6Depressed_Not_Emo6: COMING… O.o;
Flower_Man11: I don’t know and I’d rather not find out…
Tomahawk_Mann5: Good thing me and Xaldin don’t have any fangurls… >.>;
*ZeKeybladeMaster13*: Oh yeah…
*ZeKeybladeMaster13*: Chalk one up for being ugly… >.>
BobMarley#3: WE’RE NOT UGLY!!! >O
BobMarley#3: We’re just manly. >.>
BobMarley#3: Obviously that’s too much for those stupid bishie-loving girls these days… >\

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~Roxybabe~: Oh, shi…

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12Psychotik4Life: …
12Psychotik4Life: What was THAT all about? >\

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Wow, it's shorter than I thought... O.o;
I'm gonna edit this later to make it longer - be sure to check back, m'kay?

--EDIT--

UPDATED!!!! =D

Lord of the Wings,
~Leah.

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Behind the scenes of this...

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This is the next part!

 

Xiggy definately had that coming.everyone in the rganization should know the consequences of calling someone a pet.well,mainly the people in Chain of Memories.and when are you going to add me?Huh?Huhhh?

 

actually hilarious and such i read all of these all funny it kinda reminds me of in naruto when lee gets drunk an starts destroying stuff XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

Okay, guys, I got it updated! XD

Anime Grillz: Iunno... O.o;

Part 3 was GOING to be the last one, but it just got... Ya know... Longer. O.o;

I think that the most is only gonna be 10, though. XD;

 

I wonder how Sora would react to having cofee since he has a caffeine addiction.
Sora:I do not have a caffiene or a sugar addic-OOH candy!*eats a whole bowl of jelly beans*
I rest my case.

 

LOL!!! I feel bad for Xigbar though...well,that's his problem now!!! He should learn to back off once in a red moon. I love this series...

 

I'm not tellin... >3

And, yeah... Xig needs to learn WHEN to stop. XD

He already got beat the tar outta by Saix ONCE for calling him, "Buttkisser"! XD He must have a death wish or somethin'! XDDDD

 

Uh... Thanks. ^-^;

Personally, I don't this is the funniest, though... But, whatever. XD;

Thanks for the complement. =3

 

The Shuper Shecret Shecret Project. =3

This is that "shuper shecret shecret project" I was talkin' about for so long. XD;

BTW, SOOOOOOORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY it took so damn long... >.>;

First I got interrupted with the fanfic contest... THEN, I had those stupid standardized tests... And THEN, this history thingamabobber... X.x;

Anyways... I decided to do a spin-off of one of my other fanfics. >D So, yeah... This came before "XIII Six Flags (Part 2)" cuz it was already mostly done by the time the fanfic contest popped up. And I just wanted one more thing out of my HUGE line of waiting fanfics. XD;

I was GONNA wait 'til tomarrow to post this, but I kinda have issues with waiting, and I just wanted to get it outta the way... -_-; And, 'sides, it's been, liek, A WHOLE WEEK since I've given you guys a story! XD; I was gettin' anxious... ._.;

Anyways... Enjoy, guys! =3

The Fanfic it Originated From...

2Foxxie4U's Irrelevant \ Sleep Deprived Productions~

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"Superior’s Pet"
(Behind the scenes of if Org. 13 used AIM [part 6])​

Xigbar snickered, grinning wickedly at his computer screen. Xemnas had gotten over his coffee hype – courtesy of Larxene, but now he was COMPLETELY freaking out because of a spider that had wandered into his room.

Suddenly, he saw that two more members had logged in. Saix and Lexaeus. He giggled a little more to himself, then typed out, quickly, “Hey, Xemnas! No need to fear! =D Your Superior’s Pet is here! XDDDDâ€

He was always poking fun at Saix for sucking up to Xemnas all the time. Though, this time, he might have needed to keep his mouth shut. He was still recovering from a little bout between him and Saix that had happened earlier.

About the same exact thing.

Hardly a second after he’d pressed enter, Saix logged off. Xigbar blinked, staring at the screen. That… Can’t be good… he thought, biting his lip nervously.

He turned to his door, staring at it fearfully. Far off, he could hear the furious clomping of boots. Oh, shi…! He whipped back around, typing a frantic message as the stomping got closer, and closer, and closer…

…clomp… clomp, CLOMP, CLOMP, BAM!!!!

Saix kicked open the door to Xigbar’s room, his eyes dancing with insane furry. Xigbar jumped with a yelp, and turned to look at the Luna Diviner, his hands shaking slightly. There was a tensed silence.

Xigbar raised his finger, and started in a meek voice, “Uh, Saix, about—â€
“So, you think I’m a Superior’s Pet, huh…?!†Saix growled in a restrained voice.
Xigbar gulped. “Uh, yeah, about that—â€
Saix summoned his claymore, baring his teeth. “WELL, Mister Freeshooter, maybe THIS will teach you a lesson you won’t ever forget…â€
Xigbar jolted to his feet, staring fearfully at the claymore. “Ah, um, S-Saix…? Wh-What are you gonna—â€

Saix was tired of talking. “RAAAAAUGH!!!†He rushed up to Xigbar and swung his claymore at the Freeshooter’s head.

Xigbar screamed, and ducked just in time. The claymore whistled harmlessly past his head. “HEY!†Saix shouted, lifting it up again. “BE STILL!!!!â€

As if.

Xigbar rolled over to the side just as Saix whipped it down, smashing it into the floor with a CR-R-RUNCH…

Now the Freeshooter was in a corner. “AGH! No, Saix, I swear, I was just kidding!†Saix stalked forward, growling. Think fast, Xigbar! he told himself, glancing around. Then, completely out of the blue, he yelled, “GEE, Saix! Did you do something different with your hair?! It looks absolutely WONDERFUL today!†he shouted, frantically.

Saix stopped still for a moment, completely thrown off. Then he growled again, clutching his claymore handle tightly. “You can’t sweet talk your way out of this one, Xigbar…†He raised his claymore above his head, grinning wickedly. “Now BE STILL and take your beating like a Nobody!â€

Xigbar squeaked, and thrust his hands upward, but it was no use.

Outside of the room, you could faintly hear Saix whacking Xigbar along with Xigbar’s cries of, “Ow! Ooh! OUCH! Oh god, HELP!!! Somebody – OW! – PLEASE help me! OW! Ooh!â€

Suddenly, a jet stream of water blasted Saix in the face. “COOL it, Saix!†a young voice called out, angrily.
Xigbar’s head snapped in the direction of the voice. “DEMYX?! Where did you –?! How –?!â€
Demyx was strumming his sitar, blasting Saix with a powerful stream of water as he played. He smirked a little, then murmured, “Well, it wasn’t exactly hard to find you…â€

Xigbar looked up at Saix. Despite the never ending surge of water that was rushing over his face, Xigbar could see his expression clearly. It was completely emotionless, yet ominous – like the calm before the storm. Xigbar gasped. “Nevermind about me, Dem! SAVE YOURSELF!†he shouted.
Demyx bared his teeth. “No… Larxene’s right. If I can’t stand up for my friends then I might as well quit the whole Organization.â€

The flying claymore came from NOWHERE.

KKKKKRRRRRR-TWANG!!!

Demyx watched in horror as his sitar was speared right through the middle by Saix’s claymore.

Saix was already dashing toward the unfortunate Waterboy by then. “You’re NEXT!†he growled. He picked up his claymore from the floor in one hand, and Demyx’s broken sitar in the other. He started slashing out wildly with both, much like Roxas did with his duel Keyblades.

Demyx gasped and jumped backward, dodging and ducking as best as he could. Suddenly, Saix slammed down the sitar right on-top of the Waterboy’s head, growling.

Demyx yelped, and collapsed on the ground, barely conscious. Xigbar gasped. Oh no…! Saix didn’t stop there, though. He swept hit claymore sideways, knocking Demyx across the room. Luckily, Demyx got hit with the flat side of the claymore, so it didn’t do as much damage.

Demyx slammed into the wall with a little cry of pain, and slumped, motionless onto the ground. Out cold.

Saix tossed the sitar away. It dissolved into a few watery bubbles. He dismissed his claymore, and stalked over to Demyx’s motionless body, grinning maliciously and cracking his knuckles. He growled, “Hehhehheh… I’ll teach you what happens when you mess with your elders and betters… Just wait until I get my hands on you… You pain has only begu—AAAAGHHH!!!â€

Xigbar suddenly tackled him from behind. He wrapped his arms around Saix’s body and locked them, pinning the Berserker’s arms to his sides. “Leave the Waterboy alone!†he screamed, determination shining in his eyes. Tackling Saix – that was a suicide mission.

Saix growled, his temper rising uncontrollably. He growled, shaking with rage. “YOU’LL PAY FOR THAT, CRETIN!!!!†he roared.

He twisted his head around, and chomped down on one of Xigbar’s arms, snarling. Xigbar screamed and instantly released him. H’oh my gawd…! He thought, clutching his arm. I hope I don’t have rabies now…

Saix twisted around and looped his arm around Xigbar’s neck. He dragged the Freeshooter up to his feet, making his grip get tighter and tighter… Xigbar clutched Saix’s arm, letting out strangled gasps. “Saix, let… Let go…!†he gasped. “… PLEASE!â€

Saix grinned wickedly. “Of course, Xigbar… But, before I do, I want to give you a little gift…†He dug around in his pocket with his other arm. After a few moments, he held up something in front of Xigbar’s face. “Remember this…?†he asked, smirking.

Xigbar blinked, staring at the item. “S… Scissors…â€
“Very good, Xigbar… Anything else…?â€
Xigbar concentrated as hard as one could who was being strangled by an enraged maniac. “Uh… They have purple handles…?†He shifted uncomfortably. “Uh… Would you mind not holding them so close…? Brings back bad memories…â€
“Heh… Oh dear…†Saix chuckled. “Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten already…†He waved the scissors in front of Xigbar’s eye slowly. “Think hard now, Xigbar… Where, oh WHERE have you seen these before…?â€
Xigbar panted, staring at the scissors for a few seconds. Then, suddenly, it clicked. He gasped in shock and horror.

“Th-Those are the scissors XALDIN WAS HOLDING WHEN HE WAS RUNNING AROUND AND TRIPPED AND GOUGED MY EYE OUT!!!!!!†he shrieked, his voice getting shriller and shriller.

Saix smirked. “Yessss…†he hissed. “The very same…†He giggled maliciously. “Now tell me… Are you prepared to relive that most pleasant memory…?†Xigbar’s pupils shrunk to the size of needle-points.

You could hear his scream for miles.

Luxord, who was making his way to Xigbar’s room at that moment, gasped as he heard the scream. “X… Xiggy…?!†he whispered. Suddenly, he broke into a run.

He burst into Xigbar’s room shouting, “HEY! What’s going on in here?!†He was met by the sight of Xigbar flailing his arms around and dragging Saix along through the room. Saix had one of his arms wrapped around Xigbar’s neck, and roaring with evil laughter. Both either ignored him or didn’t notice his entrance. On one end of the room, he could see Demyx lying on the ground. He wasn't moving.

“NO, Saix! STOP!!! This isn’t funny anymore!!!!†Xigbar cried, trying to shake Saix off.
Saix, however, wasn’t budging. He gave another sadistic laugh, waving around some scissors he was holding before Xigbar’s face. “What’s wrong, Xigbar? Don’t you wanna relive the old days?â€
“HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO AIM MY GUNS WITH NO SIGHT?!?!â€
“Ah, come on, Xigbar! USE THE FORCE!!!†More mocking laughter.

That’s when Luxord finally realized what was happening. He gasped, and dashed over to the two. “Saix! STOP! You can’t stab out Xiggy’s eye! YOU JUST CAN’T!†he cried.

Xigbar tried to crane his neck backwards to look at him. “Wha’… Luxord? LUXORD, YA GOTTA HELP ME, MAN!!! He’s… He’s CRAZY!â€
Saix growled and glared at the gambler. “Back off, Number X. This doesn’t concern you…â€
Luxord bit his lip, nervously. “Saix… Just… Put the scissors down—â€
“I will do no such thing!†Saix snapped. “I do not take orders from you, Number X.â€
“But you CAN take orders from me!†Xigbar screamed. “And I ORDER you to PUT THE F[honk]IN’ SCISSORS DOWN RIGHT NOW BEFORE I LOSE MY MIND!!!!!!â€
Saix smiled sweetly at him. “Ah, but if I did that, wouldn’t it make me a… What did you call it, again? A ‘Superior’s Pet’?â€

Luxord bit his nails nervously. Saix was almost completely out of control! One wrong move could be the difference of Xigbar loosing an eye, or BOTH OF THEM loosing their heads! But, still… This was XIGBAR! He had to try SOMETHING!

He took a tentative step towards the Berserker. “Um… Uh… Saix…?â€
Saix turned to glare at him. “I THOUGHT I sent you away, peasant!†His eyes flashed dangerously. “I’m warning you…!â€
Luxord trembled with fright, but he took a couple more steps toward the two. “J-J-Just g-give me the s-scissors, and e-everything will… What are you doing?â€

Saix stuck the scissors in his mouth quickly, then summoned his claymore. In one fluid movement, he whacked Luxord on the head with it, sending him flying across the room, and then chucked it at him.

Luxord yelped as he smashed into the wall, and barely ducked in time as the claymore slammed into the wall right above his head with a SHHHUKK!

“LEAVE!!!!†Saix growled, spitting the scissors back out into his hand again.
Xigbar started wriggling again. “AAAGHHH!!! You can’t stick it in my eye NOW, Saix! You’ve got your GERMS on it!!! I’ll get infected!â€
Sax turned back to his prey again with a cruel smirk. “All the better to teach you a lesson…â€

Something warm and sticky dripped down Luxord’s forehead. He blinked, and wiped his hand across it, and stared at his palm. Bright, red blood dripped down his hand. The color drained out of his face. Saix is out of control… he thought, biting his lip. I have to go get Xemnas! Luxord slowly crept out of the room, and took off down the hall, red blood dripping behind him.

“I can’t IM people when I’m blind, Saix!â€
“Ah, this’ll be fun…†Saix murmured, grinning.

Luxord did his best to ignore the cries from the room, and ran inside of Saix’s, since it was closer than his own. He quickly went on AIM, and gave Xemnas a panicked message.

“XEMNAS!†he wrote. “Come quick! Saix has Xigbar in a choke hold, threatening to take out his other eye with a pair of scissors! DXâ€
Lexaeus gave a shocked, “O.O;â€
“WHAT?!†Xemnas IMed. “What of Demyx?!â€
“Knocked out cold!†Luxord replied, biting his lip.
“Did you try to stop him?!†Xemnas demanded.

“NOOOO, Saix! STOOOOOOP!â€

Luxord winced. “Of COURSE I tried to stop him! DX This is XIGBAR we’re talking about, man! But he won’t listen to me!â€
He hesitated, then typed, “And, when I got to close, he, uh… Well…†A drop of red blood dripped from his head, and splattered on the keyboard. “… Let’s just say I’m seeing red… And a lot of it… ._.;†he continued.

“Oh, no… O.O;†Xemnas messaged.
Luxord gritted his teeth. “I’ll be fine!â€

“Wait, wait, STOP! I’ll PAY you if you want!!! PLEASE, Saix!â€

“HURRY! He’ll listen to you – I’m sure of it – but only YOU!†Luxord continued.

“Hold still now, Xigbar…! This’ll only hurt for a couple of months…!â€
“AAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! StopnowpleaseSaixsomebodymakehimgoaway…!†Loud wailing. Fragile objects being shattered here and there.

“AAAAGHHHH!!! HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!!! HE’S REALLY GONNA STAB XIGBAR’S EYE OUT UNLESS YOU COME QUICK!!! DX†Luxord typed, quickly. He wanted to go right then, but he knew that this message was more important than anything HE could try to do.
“Okay, uh…†Xemnas started. “VEXEN! Come with me to help attend to whoever might be harmed!â€
“Right away, Superior!†Vexen IMed back.

Luxord stayed an extra second to make sure Xemnas left, and, when the Superior logged out, so did he. He ran back to the room as fast as he could. While he was running down the hall, he could hear Saix scream, “Stop movin’, ya little MAGGOT!â€
“Not my eye, Saix! Not my eye…!†Sobbing, and things crashing and being broken.

Luxord skidded into the room to see Xigbar flailing his arms around in a windmill-like motion, and Saix trying to aim for Xigbar’s eye. Xigbar kept on moving, though, so he kept on missing. Every time he did, he’d growl, and try to get it again. “I am GOING to get it, you know… Now you’d better stop moving before you end up with a few more scars in addition!â€

Xigbar shrieked, and started jerking around more. Saix lost a bit of his grip on the Nobody’s neck, giving Xigbar more freedom. Without thinking, the Freeshooter, opened his mouth, and chomped down on Saix arms with twice the ferocity Saix had done to him.

Saix screamed, and released Xigbar’s head altogether. The Freeshooter dropped to the ground, slamming the back of his head on the ground. He groaned a little.

Saix bared his teeth, rubbing his hurt arm. “Why, you little…!!!â€
He sat down on-top of Xigbar’s chest, and pinned him down to the floor by his neck. Xigbar choked out a noise that sorta sounded like, “GAAACK!â€

Saix flipped the scissors in his hand, and thrust it down, aiming for Xigbar’s eye once more. Xigbar screamed, and caught it with both hands, gasping for air. “S… Sorry…!†he choked out.

“If you really believe that pitiful excuse is gonna get you off the hook, you’ve obviously been sniffing one of those strange plants Marluxia has in his room…â€

Luxord frantically bit his nails, wanting to help out Xigbar, but too scared to approach Saix at his unstable state. “Xemnas, hurry up and get your butt over here…!†he whispered.

That’s when three Corridors of Darkness opened up inside of the room.

Speak of the devil… Luxord thought, grinning. “XEMNAS! What took you so long?!†A pause. “And why’d ya bring HER?!†he growled, pointing to Larxene.
“How rude…†she growled back.
XEMNAS?! Xigbar glanced over to see if it was really the Superior. Saix never took his eyes off HIM, though… “H… Help…!†he managed to choke out.
“I’m sorry, Number X! Vexen had to get all of his supplies, and, well… You know how many potions he has in his laboratory… And, as for Larxene…â€
“I just wanted to see some bloodshed,†she confessed.

“Help…!†Xigbar hissed again. Saix began squeezing his neck harder.
Larxene stared at the Freeshooter. “Luxord, I thought you said Saix had him in a headlock.â€
The scissors slipped down a few inches closer to Xigbar’s eye.
“IT DOESN’T MATTER!†Luxord exploded. “Just HELP him already!â€
Xemnas nodded. “Yes, yes, of course.†He carefully walked up to Saix as Vexen went to assist Demyx and Larxene watched with genuine interest.

“Saix…†he said slowly. “Put… The scissors… Down…â€
Saix gave a beast-like growl. The scissors inched down further. Xigbar whimpered.
“SAIX!†Xemnas snapped forcefully. “That was an order! Put. The scissors. Down. NOW.â€

At that moment, Xigbar could see something change in Saix’s eyes. His expression was still the same, but he could see the hesitant look behind his eyes. The scissors hovered for a second. Saix glared at Xigbar for one last time, then slowly pulled the scissors out of eye-gouging range, and tossed them across the floor. Then, he removed himself off of Xigbar’s body, went to the nearest corner, and sulked.

“Awww…†Larxene sighed. Luxord glared at her.
Xigbar sighed, happily rubbing his eye. It’s okay, baby… Nobody’s gonna separate us…
Xemnas and Luxord grinned. “Thank you, Saix.†Xemnas murmured.
“…†Saix remained silent.
“Luxord clapped his hands together, grinning. “Yeah! I thought for sure you would…†He voice wavered. He blinked heavily. “… You would… Ughn…â€

The blond staggered around for a few seconds, then collapsed on the ground. Xemnas simply stared at him. “Vexen, are you done over there?†he asked, turning to the scientist.

Vexen turned around. Demyx slowly sat up, rubbing his head tenderly and groaning. “Yes, I guess so…†He made his way toward Luxord, examining the gambler. “Hmmm… It appears that he’s lost too much blood… Don’t worry, though. I can fix this soon enough.â€

Larxene crossed her arms, snarling. “I came here for gore, and THIS is all I get?!†she shrieked.
“Hush, Number XII…†Xemnas warned.
Larxene shut up, but you could tell she wasn’t happy about it.

Demyx crawled over to where Xigbar was. “Xiggy…? You okay…?â€
Xigbar sat up, blinking rapidly. “Uh… Uhm… Y-Yeah.â€
Demyx raised an eyebrow. “You sure?â€
“Yeah… I’m just… Peachy. Eh hehhehhehheh…†The Freeshooter’s eyes seamed to dart everywhere quickly.
Demyx tilted his head to the side, confused.

Xemnas watched these two for a few seconds, then turned his attention back to Saix. Still sitting in the corner, glaring at the wall. He practically OOZED anger and hatred.

...And self-pity.

Xemnas sighed. “Saix, maybe it would be better if you went to your own room…†he suggested.
“…†The Berserker didn’t move a muscle. Everyone stared at him. At first, they thought he wasn’t going to go, but a few seconds later, he portalled off without a word.

Larxene blinked. “Once a Superior’s Pet, always a Superior’s Pet.†She shrugged.
Luxord groaned, and sat up, blinking. He started rubbing his newly-bandaged head. Vexen grinned, and looked back at Larxene. “Try saying that to his face. Go on. I dare ya.â€
Luxord grinned as well. “Larxene versus SAIX?! That’d be the fight of the century! Psycho against psycho!â€
Larxene had her kunai out in a flash. “Wanna run that by me again…?†she asked sweetly.
“Uh… Eh hehehehehe… No thanks.â€

Vexen stood up, and looked over at Xigbar. “Uh, Xigbar? You want me to check up on—â€
“Fine. I’m fine,†Xigbar said shortly. He didn’t even look up at Vexen. He just stared straight ahead.
“Uh… O… kay…†Vexen turned b others. “Eh… He’s probably still in shock,†he whispered. “Give him some time; he’ll snap out of it.†A pause. “Hopefully…â€
“Aw… Poor Xiggy…†Luxord and Demyx whimpered in unison.
Vexen shrugged. “If ya ask me, he had it coming for him.†With that, he walked out of the room. Larxene followed after him, grumbling about how people these days were getting “more and more spinelessâ€.

The three left behind looked over at Xigbar again. “Uh… Xigbar?†Xemnas asked loudly. Xigbar did and said nothing. Xemnas blinked, and continued. “We’re going now! Alright?†They started to walk out of the door. “We’re leaving…!â€

Xigbar raised his hand in a brief wave, still staring straight ahead. They all sighed sadly, and strode off to their own rooms.

After a while, Xigbar looked back to his computer – basically the only thing in his room that wasn’t fixin’ to fall apart.

Resistance was futile.

Before long, he signed back in. He caught of glance of Roxas’s friend, Olette, but it was obvious she remembered Larxene, so she logged off quickly. Larxene, however, took this as an insult. “What was THAT all about? >\†she demanded.

Xigbar smiled. Ah… it’s good to be back again…

To be continued…

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I also had this as an experiment to help me with battle scenes! ^-^
Coulda been more actiony if ya ask me, but whatev...

TELL ME WHAT CHA THINK!!! XD;

Lord of the Wings,
~Leah.

P.S., Lawl, StarTrek... XD;

--EDIT--

ZOMGZERS, I COMPLETELY FORGOT! =O Here is the comic I based this on. =3 Funneh stuff, right thur. XDDDDD

Read it or else! >O