Yo momma jokes Arena

Post your favorite Yo Momma jokes, and the we vote for a winner every week on starting today.

me first

Yo Momma was so stupid, she sat on the T.V and watched the couch

 

yo momma so fat i ran around her twice and got lost

 

This is a proper forum. We shan't be disrespcting other people's mothers.

 

Yo' momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family.

 

Your mother is so rotten that after i gave her oral i got an ear infection.
Your momma is so hairy the only language she speaks is chubacca.
Your mommo is so fat when she stepped on the weighing scale it says "To Be Continued...".

I swear my friends are full of these.

I know who invented that one.

 

Yo' mama's so stupid I told her Christmas was right around the corner, then she went looking for it.

 

Your momma's so fat that she takes up both sides of the family

and theres more after these short messages *cuts to commercal*

 

Your mom's so stupid she studied for a drug test

 

Yo momma's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to she how long she slept.
Yo momma's so nasty that she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

 

2 more days...

 

Yo momma's so fat I had to take two trains and a bus to get on ehr good side.

Yo momma's so stupid I told her drinks were on the house and she got a ladder and went on the roof.

Yo momma's so poor when you ring the doorbell at her house the toilet flush.

Yo momma sucks so much **** ....that's it.



lol me and my friends have yo momma faceoffs at school

 

This is my first post in the spam zone. *grins in a sinister fashion*

Your mamma is so fat that she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

Your mamma is so ugly that when she looked at herself in the mirror it shattered.

Your mamma is so fat that her belt size is the equator.

 

Yo mamma is so stupid her I.Q. test came back negative.

Yo mamma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

 

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

 

That was hilarious...

 

Yo momma is so fat when she drifted out to sea on an inflatable seat America and Russia went to war because they thought she was one of there satilites.

Yo moomo is so hairy you were born with carpet burn.

 

Wow. that was the most hilarous thing i've heard so far. looks like that might be a winner

Yo momma's so fat, even naruto dosen't belive it

yo mommas so fat, Aang(from avatar the last airbender) jumped on her and said yip yip

 

You're mom's so fat, I couldn't think of a joke fast enough because she ate me.

(I win)

 

Yo momma is so fat, she drank the milky way.

Yo momma is so fat, C3P0 said "Oh My".

._.

 

Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!

xDD