What's Your Excuse?

The idea of this game is to come up with an excuse for the last poster, then give a situation for the next poster.

Why did you not take out the trash?

 

I didn't feel like it. B|

Why have you been absent from school for two months?

(Am I doing it right? <<)​

 

I was extremely ill.

Why didn't you do your homework?

 

My pet rock ate it.

Why did you run the cat over?

 

...That was a Chihuahuia.
I don't care aboout spelling

Why do you fail at internetz?

 

Because you were born that way.

Why are you driving that car into a lake?

EDIT: lol, stop changing your post.

 

Because I don't know how to drive.

Why are you drug dealing?

 

You're doing that. See, you think i'm doing it because you're high.

Why are you thinking about the game that?

 

Because I remember playing it from my childhood :3

Why do you have a knife?

 

Oh, just cutting my steak.

Why do you have a rocket about to annihate you?

 

It's bescause i bought you(lmao).

why is your house on fire?

 

Because you set it on fire!!!

why are you poor?

 

Spent all my money on an operation for my dead cat.

Why haven't you sent that fax in yet? >:\​

 

I am Amish and do not believe in using electronics. They are the tools of the Devil.

Why couldn't I get a cookie when you gave the rest of the class cookies, yet they failed the math test and I aced it?

 

Because they failed. They needed a pick me up. Maybe you should stop being so perfect. You affected the curve so that people could have passed. :p

Why did you not mow the lawn?

 

Because I ate the lawnmower ;D
Tasted oily.

Why didn't you plow the driveway?

 

I was asleep. B|

Why didn't you clean the roof?

 

Who do you think I am superman? I CAN NOT FLY!

Caaaaaaaaaaaarl there is a dead human in or house! Why did you kill this person carl?