We haven't had a MEGA QUOTE POST thread in a while.

Five thousand posts. If this thread reaches that, I will quote and reply to every single one. GO.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA




This time, lets make conversation so there's no possible way for KS here to respond to our posts.

 

"Is this the Region, this the Soil, the Climb," said then the lost Arch-Angel, "this the seat that we must change for Heav'n, this mournful gloom for that celestial light?"

 

"To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer
The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep
No more; and by a sleep, to say we end
The heart-ache, and the thousand Natural shocks
That Flesh is heir to? 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die to sleep,
To sleep, perchance to Dream; Ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes Calamity of so long life:
For who would bear the Whips and Scorns of time,
The Oppressor's wrong, the proud man's Contumely,
The pangs of despised Love, the Law’s delay,
The insolence of Office, and the Spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his Quietus make
With a bare Bodkin? Who would Fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered Country, from whose bourn
No Traveller returns, Puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have,
Than fly to others that we know not of.
Thus Conscience does make Cowards of us all,
And thus the Native hue of Resolution
Is sicklied o'er, with the pale cast of Thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment,
With this regard their Currents turn awry,
And lose the name of Action. Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia? Nymph, in thy Orisons
Be all my sins remembered."

So, gommu, thoughts on suicide?

 

I like a nice, long, thick banana. With A LOT of drippy, sweet chocolate syrup all over it. Sprinkled with huge, huge nuts.

 

I thought threads started to cause problems after 5000 posts. Or was that issue long ago resolved?

 

yeah they did.

Oh well.

 

**** everything now

meet me by the mother brain
kiss me on the sidewalk I made it rain
lay me down if I die on a bed of ****ing thorns

I wanna be the veterinarian
Like meet me by the mother brain

How I met your mother
I'm not
Straight