The Greatest Lines Ever In A Video Game...

Monk from Jak and Daxter 2 (I think): THIS IS NOT A GAME!
Jak and Daxter at the same time: *raise eyebrows*
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Ratchet: DANG! WE'RE LATE AGAIN!
Clank: It seems that every planet we go to we've been late...
Ratchet: yeah...why is that?
*both ratchet and clank look at screen of t.v.*
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Dante: YOU'D BETTER NOT LOSE THAT SWORD KID! IF YOU DO ILL BE PISSED!
Nero: Come and get it...*flips him off*
Dante: That little punk...
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Dante: Ahhh...that kid has some potential
Trish: What if he loses you sword? It seems really important...
Dante: Then ill just kick his ass...
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THEY SET US UP THE BOMB!
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SHOOP DA WHOOP: it actually comes from a game called the impossible quiz...
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Calintz: Your face.
Haren: You're fat.
Everyone else in the room: ...o.o...

That game was such a pain in the ass to play <O