The Greatest Lines Ever In A Video Game...

I've been playing Ace Attorney, so I got that stuck in my brain...

Maya: Hey Pheonix, the water pressure in the shower is too low.
Pheonix: Maybe you should go to the fire station and have them spray you with a water hose.
Maya: Wow! What a good idea! *Leaves*
Pheonix: (Apperantly, E.S.P. can't help detect sarcasm.)

What are your favorite lines from a video game!

 

omg that bit... XDD
i still think the best lines in all the Ace Attorneys are when Edgeworth has a fit at something *cough* blue badger *cough*

 

"If I become number one, will you do it with me at least once?"
~Travis Touchdown from No More Heroes


The 2nd greatest lines:
"All your bases are belong to us."
"What you say?!"

 

"If I go down, I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!"
~Andross

Starfox 64

 

"Ka-Karai's inside me?"
-Sora, Do-I-REALLY-have-tell-you-the-game?

 

That quote is done in almost everything.... It's not unique to that game.

 

"I once got a condom stuck to my face when I was swimming in a lake"
~~~~~~~~~GTA san andreas

 

Aybabtu . (Base)

 

"Like this!" |:wow:|

-Sora, KH2

 

Barley?- Goofy from KH2

 

All your base are belong to us.

 

"I don't know what's more disturbing, the fact that you're more concerned about the car, or the fact that you know when a machine's in pain."
-Lassi, Magical Starsign.

 

Revan: Gamorrean pig-man!
Carth Onasi: Oh, ouch. I think you hurt my man-feelings with that one.

- Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Republic

~~~

HK-47: Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master.
Revan: You don't need to call me master, you know.
HK-47: Query: Don't I? I was under the assumption that organic meatbags such as yourself enjoyed such forms of address.
Revan: "Organic meatbags?"
HK-47: Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such.
Revan: You just called me a meatbag again!
HK-47: Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squisy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea...
Revan: Neither do I, come to think of it...
HK-47: Statement: Now do you understand the travails of my existence, master? Surely it does not compare to your existence, but still...
Revan: I survive. Somehow.
HK-47: Commentary: As do I. It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

- Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Republic
~~~
Jolee Bindo: You know, you remind me of someone I used to know. Promising young man, great destiny. Breath like a bantha.
Revan: Did you annoy this person endlessly, too?

-Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
~~~
[Tanis Venn has been left to die in a trap set by his angry wife]
Bastila Shan: I say we leave him.
Tanis Venn: You know, you're pretty heartless for such a pretty lady.
Bastila Shan: I take it back. Let's congratulate his wife.

- KotOR
~~~
[while talking to the Hutt on Tatooine about swoop racing, Bastila uses Force Persuade]
Bastila Shan: I've heard enough. You want to act in a peaceful manner. Now.

-KotOR
~~~
Revan: I don't think "killee" is a word...
HK-47: Exclamation: Damn it, Master! I am an assassination droid, not a dictionary!

-KotOR
~~~
Zaalbar: [near the end of an argument about grooming Zaalbar, Mission claiming that he looks scruffy and is begin to show gray hair] You don't trim a Wookiee! You don't color a Wookiee! And you certainly don't dress a Wookiee!
Mission Vao: I know Wookiees aren't into the whole clothing thing, but you could start a whole new trend! You'd be on the cutting edge.
Zaalbar: Rargh! Leave me alone!
Mission Vao: Okay, okay, sheesh! Try and offer some constructive criticism and this is the thanks I get? Let's move on. You can stay naked and scruffy for all I care.

-KotOR
~~~
Revan: Bastila, I love you and I know you love me.
Bastila Shan: Okay, you've made your point. Now shut up and kiss me, you fool.
- KotOR

OHOHOHOHOHO!

I play this game too much.

 

"Jak: Where would you be without me, eh Dax?
Daxter: Well, I probably wouldn't be 2 feet tall, fuzzy, and running in a sewer without any pants... God, I miss pants."
- Jak 2

 

O.o Freaky.... Explains why you had that Princess Lea avvie before.....

 

"This is SOME underwear... I'm supposed to wear this...?"
-Cloud, FF7
"Oh you're so cute, Miss Cloud."
Aeris, Also FF7

"CRRACKRERERK"
HeadCrab, Half-life

 

Kotor was one of my favorite games of all time, lots of great stuff.

Here's a good quote:
"You wouldn't want this to become No More Heroes Forever, would you?"-Jeane, No More Heroes (A reference to the game Duke Nukem)

 

Huh?
-Probably almost every single oblivious, cheerful, spunky hero from almost every RPG. I hear it all the time...

 

"No way- That guy just ate my hair!"

-Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII

All time best right thar.
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"Crono wants to help." - Crono, Crono Trigger

"Fool, frogs have no belly buttons!" - Frog, just before he chokes out the gaurd in Crono Trigger... it was an epic scene.

Edgeworth: OBJECTION!!!
Judge: What is it Edgeworth.
Edgeworth: I don't know, I was hoping to think of something when I objected.
Judge: Well in that case I must-
Edgeworth: OBJECTION!!!!
Judge: Not again...

Riku: Sora, you promised to take care of Kairi, now I catch you napping?

Dee: I lose.
Pheonix: Thats it?
Dee: Was I supposed to say something else?
Pheonix: Yeah, like "I lost" or semething.
Dee: I just did...

Polly: ...Hello, Hello...
Judge: I think thats the most consice testimony I've ever heard!

Angel Star: Prosecutors use twisted methods. Twisted methods will only lead to tradegey.
Edgeworth: The lunchlady's uniformed opinion is duly noted.

Delita: Don't blame me, blame yourself, or god.