Ok, so I was out yesterday and this guy and me were at this free sample place and the guy like took a free sample without paying, so I was like :O You stealer! Then I gave the dude £1 for the free sample and then the guy who didn' pay laughed at me like DUDE YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY! Then I was like get lost robber. I'm going back tommorow, he'll be there I bet.....
What an outrage! I demand this person be tracked down and punished beyond reason! Stealing free samples. I pity this person whom I do not know's soul.