My ex-girlfriend has a girlfriend now...

... This doesn't really surprise me :3

 

Woooow... that's... nice... *Shrugs shoulders* I guess...

 

ha ha you turned her gay

 

You were such a bad boyfriend that she became gay...

I have no words

 

Well I guess nows the time to ask for that threesome.

 

Way to use autoplay, ******. :|

OP: Good job?

 

"Ex gf has gf"

Hot.

 

Same thing happened to my friend. Except her ex-boyfriend got a bf. People do always say that she is a manly girl.

 

Ha i know how that feels. My last boyfriend treated me bad enough that I turned lesbian....uh shade can you post a pic of your ex gf? just asking ^~^

 

i love Reel Big Fish

 

Gather round, kiddies, Kitty has a story.

Once upon a time, in the bonnie land of Scotland, there lived a horrible man. But this man was not always horrible, no, he once lived in the land of Frenchies, operatin' a successful wine cellar. His success was short lived n' was forced to leave his wine cellar n' home n' join a travelin' group - livin' off of money gained from tricks (kinda like Trick or treat! =D). Eventually the man moved back to the bonnie land of Scots in search for a job. N' that he found...in a food shop, makin' no more than the minimum wage. Filled with despair n' torment he turned his love for wine into an obsession but soon turned to the drink for he gained a 25% discount at work! Excessive smokin' n' drinkin' took it's toll on the man, leavin' him heavily disfigured facially. However, a ray of hope shone upon him. A fair maiden entered his life on the back of a 56 bus. It was love at first sight. They were soon to wed. She wore his ring. All seemed so well, how could thin's possibly improve? A threesome with his wife's-to-be bestfriend! HOORAY! ...but it was not meant to be. She left him for her bestfriend. The cycle of depression repeated...until...he found a job at G4. His employment there didn't last for any more than a few months as the shop owed the Government a quarter of a million in rent. The cycle of depression repeated...

Some say he's still lookin' for a job. Others say he's still holdin' the bottle of vodka from that night. I say, "I thought he was gay! o:"

The end. :3

 

Maybe you can get into a threesome?

 

That's so hot.
Don't forget to upload a pic!

 

That was one hell of a good story right there. Yes I enjoyed it very much. You should be writer =)
Sad ending though. The threesome was a surprising plot change, very good.

Oh and ex gf with gf? H-O-T.

 

True story, by the way.
I was the guy.
Kitty here was the fair maiden.
And Sammy's the best friend.

 

lol, cheers. xD

Funnily enough it is a true story, though, "Imminent" here likes to imagine it was him so he doesn't appear to be the loser he really is. N' the Kitty n' Sammy idea is kinda weeeeird...just a wee bit.

 

That was pretty mean of you, Kitty.

 

Just fulfillin' my role as a horrible horrible woman.

 

My ex-bf is now engaged with a guy I went with, but I'm just really happy for them! =D

 

I love how everyone is like "ex gf now with gf? HAWT" when they could both be obese and resemble ogres.

Unless you know, that's what excites you.

(no offense Goimez just making a point) :v