KHV story 1 made by allisonlove90

Since Soku quit I'm taking over in doing another series. lol this should be interesting seeing as I'm mostly using staff lol.


Our story begins as the members of KHV are inside DS's nose...

Rosey: Ew! DS you need to do a little excavation in here!

DS: Don't talk you're going to make me sneeze

VGN: SHHH! by the size of those catalacks in his nose I think we don't want to be sneezed out.

DS: I'm right here you know!

Shadowjak: Yeah yeah...

CtR: guys remeber our mission!

KHV members: NOPE!

Arc: Fine then I'll start the flashback!

FLASHBACK

DS: I need you guys to use the shrink ray in the general gaming section and then go up my nose to get this fizzy tablet. If you don't get it in an hour my head will explode!

KHV members: No Way. You can blow up but were not going up your nose!

DS: Do it or you're all banned!

Cin: Oh no! We can't get banned! We don't have enough of a life

Crono: This is true...to deathspanks nose!

flashback ends

DS: Guys hurry I feel the fizz rushing to my brain!

DjMouse: I don't see it!

CtR: There it is!*points to nasty snot covered fizzy tablet.

Rosey: That's nasty!

SoraX: I'm goin in *dramatic music plays then gets caught in DS's nose hairs.I'm stuck!

Arc: Anyone else going in.

KHV members: NOPE!

Silver_Bullet: Alright lets leave. If no one's gonna do it it's better to become a couch potato than to be caught in a head expolsion.

*All the KHV members get caught up in DS's nose hairs*

DJmouse: Dude! Have you ever heard of nose clippers!

DS: No

VGN: Great we're dead!

CtR: No wait I have me extra pair of nose clippers!

*everyone stares at CtR*

CtR: they're ghettoxemnas's!

Cin: You keep telling yourself that. Just cut us free!

*CtR cuts the nose hairs*

DS: Ow! That hurts!

allisonlove90: You cut deep CtR. I just hope you don't shave...

DS: Guys...

CtR: I DON'T!

Cin: keep telling yourself that...

DS: Guys

CtR: I DON'T!!!

DS: GUYS!

KHV members: WHAT!?

DS: I'm...about...to explode! And my last words will be...I leik pie...

*explodes*

*five minutes later*

DS: What happened?

KHV members: You blew us out your nose!

allisonlove90: and we're covered in SNOT!

VGN: Dude you need to take care of your nose more!

Rosey: Yeah! I thought I saw one of those mcdonalds video games in there.

DS: I know I didn't stick that up my nose.

SoraX:O.o

Silver_Bullet: It happends...

*ducky walks in the forum*

ducky: Hey guys I'm back from...whoa...I bet you guys are way too tired to...I don't know...check the forums

Cin: yep...

ducky: I'm gonna go spam then!!!

allisonlove90: We gotta stop him!

Cin: It's okay I stuck a fizzy tablet up his nose when he logged on. He may not be here for a while.

*hears explosion from forum families sub forum blood splatters across the forum*

Rosey: O.o Cin!

Cin: I didn't know it could do that!

CtR: You killed a member of the forum!

*forum gets deleted by Pres Bush*

*People protest*

*forum reopened*

DS: Back where we started again.

KHV members: *sigh*

DS: Lets send Bush some pretzels as a little present...oh and a fizzy tablet!

KHV:members yeah!

DS: *slips and fizzy tablet falls up his nose*

Shadowjak: Here we go again...

 

Were feeling so damn original today huh?

 

One word: ROFLMAO!! And I didn't quit quit, i'm still making my mini adventures.>_>

 

I was worried I wouldn't see one of these again ^_^.

And those ARE things I'd say XD. Good job.

 

The ending cracked me up.

Let's send Bush some pretzles. XDDDDDD

 

He deserves 'em.