If you met a KH person in real life...

My friends and I were talking about what we would say if we saw Sora in person one day. A few of my friends said they'd just stare and then go to the doctors...

If I saw...

Sora: I'd just point and laugh really hard until I was on the floor in tears.

Roxas: I'd ask him how it felt to be mutated with some guy with a keyblade.

Namine: I'd just mistake her for a blond girl with a white dress.

Kairi: I would ask what was with the zippers on her outfit. Then I'd ask why she didnt just jump over with Sora in the KH game.

Axel: I would honestly ask if he was in love with Roxas. Then I'd ask him to light a fire for me =D

Demyx: I'd ask how he became a heartless in the first place because he's too much of a coward to not be afraid of darkness.

Yeah, that's basically the idea. How 'bout you? =D

 

I'd look at Sora and be like "'Just thinking about all the things you did really makes me mad?' WHAT THE HELL KIND OF THING IS THAT TO SAY?!?!"
*beats him to death with a script*

 

let's see

sora: ask him if i can borrow his keyblade
xemnas: beat him with the keyblade
marluxia: call him gay and run
demyx: have fun
namine: ask her to draw a pic of me.
kairi: i'd just stare
mickey: teach me yoda moves
stitch: best buddies.

 

Sora: *Don't know what to say* Uh sup?

Roxas: Could I see some of your fighting skills?

Namine: OMG OMG OMG! *Holds out paper and pen* SIGN!

Kairi: OMG OMG! *Takes Picture* *Hugs* *Kiss* *Takes Another picture* CVan you come live with me?

 

If I met a KH Character, This would be their response:

Riku: I would ask for an autograph, no sh*t, Sherlock.

Kairi: I would just say hi, then walk away.

Sora: I would sneak up behind him, strangle him, and while strangling him say "YOU HAVE HORRIBLE LINES!!! STOP SOUNDING SO ******ED!!!

Axel: I would tell him I knew a guy...

Roxas: Simple: I would say "I KNOW WHO STOLE YOUR PHOTOS!" Then run.

Demyx: He might look confused after this, but I would say "MA HOMIE!" Then walk away.

That's all I can think of.

 

Roxas: dude you are cool
Sora: *kicks between legs*
Riku: Borrow keyblade forever

 

Sora: Laugh at him and say "you wore bell bottom pants a year ago!"
Riku: get on knees and beg for an autograph
Kairi: ask "Why does your name meen beaver?"
Roxas: "OMG! Roxas!" and run
Axel: Back away slowly then run
Xemnas: ask "so which star wars episode is your favorite?"
Marluxia: say "hey nice dress" and run

 

Lets see...

Sora: ask ''whaddup with your hair?'' then walk away
Xemnas: hit him with a brick then run
Marluxia: call him a gay dude then run
Namine: ask her to draw a pic of me and my freinds
Riku: give him a cookie and ask for an autograph
Kairi: say hi
Roxas: give him sea salt ice cream
Axel: say hi then walk away
Xaldin: scream aloud ''Ugly dude alert!'' then run
Vexen: call him an ugly girl then run
Demyx: have a water fight and play guitar
Diz: call him a mummy
Xehanorts Heartless: say how much he bores me with his endless shakespear speeches on darkness then run.
Saix: hit him with a rock then run
Xigbar: say ''Youre so ugly its hurting my eyes'' then run
Zexion: say i like his hair when i dont really
Larxene: call her a b**ch then run
Lexeus: ask if hes deaf
Hayner: say he has an attitude problem

I cant really be bothered to type out the rest.....

 

If I saw:

Sora: I'd say, "Show me Final Form!!!
Riku: I'd ask him how he let himself become so weak.
Kairi: I'd say, "Are you psychic or something? Because you keep saying, 'look at that!' and there's nothing there, but a few seconds later something appears."
Namine: I'd stare, probably. Maybe a little drool. At a distance of course.
Mickey: I'd ask him how much star wars he watches. Or i'd tug his ears and run.
Goofy: I'd ask him how he got his name.
Donald: I would like to have him make me a private island using fire and ice.
Axel: I'd annoy him by using his catchphrase.
Xemnas: I'd ask him how he got so powerful if he's just a nobody.
Sephiroth: I'd ask him to show me his masamune, then quickly add, "without using it on me!!!!"
Cloud: I'd ask why he let himself stay so weak.
Tifa: I'd ask why she was looking for cloud when she should be out sponsering Kung Fu Tournaments like Hercule.

 

Let's see...

Sora: I'd just stare, then slowly back away.
Riku: *shriek* OMG! *pulls out pen/pad* AUTOGRAPH! NOW!
Kairi: "Hey, wassup?"
Namine: I'd ask her to draw a picture of me ^_^
Axel: I'd get on my knees and beg him to set something on fire.
Demyx: *faint* :D

 

If I saw Sora I would steal his keyblade >D

 

Heh heh heh heh... hahahahahahahahahaha... I can just see that!

 

Lets see.If I saw
Sora:Me-OMG!Sora-Kun!Its Sora-Kun!*clamps onto his arm*
Riku:Me-Can I have an autograph..pretty please?And a picture for my friend,of course.
Roxas:Me-I wanna see Oathkeeper and Oblivion!
Kairi:Me-Uh...I really hope we can be friends but...Sora is MINE,sister!
Naminé:Me-Can you teach me how to draw like you?
Xemnas:Me-*Kicks him where it hurts*Rip-off artist!*runs off*
Xigbar:Me-How did you get that eyepatch?
Xaldin:Me-Uh...hey,Xaldin.....Please don't hurt me!
Vexen:Me-Can you help me with my science homework?
Lexeaus:Me-*tries to look at his head*Man,You're tall...
Zexion:Me-*giggles*Hiya,ZEXY!
Saix:Me-Hey,look everyone!Its Sailor Moon!*runs off at full speed*
Axel:Me-AXEL!*glomps him*
Demyx:Me-Okay,I want you to help me.1,Teach me how to swim better.2,Teach me how to play the citar.3,Can you make it snow?If you can then can you make it snow more often in North Carolina?
Luxord:Me-So,I heard from a fanfic that you had a crush on Xigbar....
Marluxia:Me-*singing*♪I feel pretty,Oh so pretty.I feel pretty,and witty,and Gay!and I pity,Any girl who isn't me today♪
Larxene:Me-Can you kill my Little brother for me?
Donald:Me-Can you teach me Magic?Please?
Goofy:Me-How an you survive so many hits in the head without Getting brain damage?
Mickey:Me-Can You teach me how to wield a Keyblade?I always wanted one!

 

Hmm,good question. For this,I shall respond with the following:

Sora- I would befriend him (-coughforcecough-),and then eventually ask him out.

Roxas- Probably do the same as Sora,but more hugs. 8D

Namine- Get her some drawing lessons. >.>;;

Kairi- ......-shotgun-

Axel- Follow him around and go 'Got it MEMORIZED?'. See how he likes it. >:3

Riku- Tackle him at any given moment,and ask if I could play with his emo hair. 8D

Demyx- Force him to teach me guitar so we could jam together. x3

Xemnas- Secretly tape 'Mans*x' to the back of his cloak. It's only the truth. >.>

Saix- BAKE HIM A MOON PIE! 8D

Larxene- .....-rubber glove- o.o

Zexion- Read his book.....no dirty there. >.>

Xigbar- Call the police on that shooter guy. D:

Xaldin- Push him off a cliff and see if he can flyyy...~ 8D

Marluxia- Try to eat his head.He has cotton candy hair,right? :3

Vexen- FLAMETHROWER!! XD

Lexeaus- Make him wear a tutu. x3

Luxord- Challenge him to a game of strip poker. Then lose MISERABLY. DD:

...that's about it. :3

 

Sora: I'd call him Roxas just for the fun of it.
Roxas: "Hey Roxas! Have you seen Demyx?"
Axel: same as Roxas
Demyx: *gasp!* *huggles*
Xemnas: Call him Mansex lol
Saix: Kick him where the sun don't shine!

Everyone else I'd just say Hi

 

Sora-Call him Roxas.When he looks confused ask him "Ask him are you really that stupid"
Donald-Ask him "Has the doctor found a cure for your speech ipediment,pantsless duck"
Goofy-Ask him if he stole some fo Sora's brain cells in kh2
Mickey-Say hi
Xemnas-Kick where the sun don't shine then start running before he tries to hug me "See ya Mansex"
Xigbar-Say "Hey.Sup?Dude?"
Xaldin-Pwn him the way Belle did only harder
Vexen-Continually outsmart him
Lexaues-Ask him if he is related to a Wookie
Zexion-Talk to him about books
Saix-Punch him in the temple and say "Isn't the moon supposed toi be helping you"
Axel-Say hi and start a random conversation with him
Demyx-Say hi and throw water ballons at him and talk to him about cookies
Luxord-Tell him "Ask me to play poker one more time and you'll suffer the same fate as Mansex over there"
Mareluxia-Ask him to take me to his garden then start ruining it
Larxene-Train with her
Roxas-Talk to him about stuff like preferring green socks over orange ones
Riku-say hi and ask him if he wants some sea-salt ice cream
Kairi-Have a lot of girl talks with her
Namine'-Teach her how to fight
Maleficent-Question her obsession with castles
Pete-Ask him if some of the requirements to rule with Maleficent was to go back to school and to lose weight

 

LOL You so stole that from my fanfic

 

You don't mind right?

 

Sora- *glomps*
Kairi- Talk to her about Sora
Roxas- tell him to stop being emo xD
Namine- take drawing lessons from her
Axel- ask him if he wants to burn stuff with me xD
Xemnas- *runs away screaming*

 

Nope! :glomp: