Dress up like a storm trooper. See a bunch of nerds drooling for a steel replica of the Master Sword from Zelda at one of the booths for $30. Get in line to arrest them for treason against the Empire. Spend half an hour arresting them all. See that someone who got away actually bought that silly sword. Shoot them. Start walking back to my shuttle feeling accomplished and step in shit. :why?:
Apparently when I was 2 my parents dressed me up as Jar-jar Binks and had me sing the Star Wars theme... apparently I got 30 of the actors to hum it.. then they bought me an ocarina.. I still have that thing..
Actually I really can play it... you see this is what I get for growing up around a bunch of Trekkies, Gamers, and Monty Python lovers...
I'm gonna be going to the Renaissance Faire this summer as a Mandalorian. If I don't drop dead from the heat it'll be fun.
If the replica Master Sword was of good quality and sharp i'd buy it...then i'd look for the one who closely resembles Ganondorf, do battle and win by, Sword down throat Sword through forehead from above Then i would feel accomplished.
