2 drums and a triangle fall of a cliff: dum dum tsssssss(drum roll after a joke) 2 drunk men are drinking in a three story high bar one man says to the other "I dare you to jump out the window, and come back up without getting hurt, if you do it, I'll give you my drink" So, the man jumps and comes back up unhurt, so, the man gives him the drink. They do this another 5 times before the man who was jumping says "OK, I are YOU to jump out the window and come back up unhurt, if you do it, I'll give you all 6 of my drinks" So, the man jumps and never comes back up. The bartender says "You really are a prick when you're drunk superman"
a)Drunk men dont stay drunk forver so its only insulting till theyre hung over b)Superman doesnt exist
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 8DDDD You can interpret that as a joke. If you say it at the right moment, it'll make people laugh. AND it insults nobody. Not even the chicken.
I hear chickens are starting to get tired of having their motives questioned simply for crossing the road
"I hit my head so hard, that for two seconds I actually understood the plot of Lost." More of a tribute to the creators than an insult, imo.
Better not hit my head at all. I might realize that Lost is complete crap. It offended your head btw.
.... I didn't say that originally, hence the quotation marks. (I don't even watch Lost.) Cooooonnnnaaaaaannnn!!!! Besides, jabbing a joke at your own expense is healthy, rather than offensive. If you can't laugh at yourself, you're way too wound up.
