10 husbands,yet still a virgin.Funny story.

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  1. Asterisk NO WONT LET YOU

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    I found this pretty amusing..you may or may not.

    10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
    A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

    On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

    "What?" said the puzzled groom.

    "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

    "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

    Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

    Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

    Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

    Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

    Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

    Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

    "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

    "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
     
  2. Xert Traverse Town Homebody

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    that was okay not the best I've but it was worth a chuckle
     
  3. Asterisk NO WONT LET YOU

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    I didn't chuckle,but found it funny nonetheless.
     
  4. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    I enjoyed it.
     
  5. Soap Hollow Bastion Committee

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    that was funny.i didn't rofl or lol.but still funny.
     
  6. Toshi Banned

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    C'mon man you can do better than that, I'm sure!
     
  7. Arch Mana Knight

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    I dunno if I should be sorry for one of them.
     
  8. Dinny I am Anime ( ⚈้̤͡ ◡ ⚈้̤͡ )

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    It's amusing to read. :3
     
  9. Crumpet In your shadow, I can shine!

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    i didn't find it funny
     
  10. Asterisk NO WONT LET YOU

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    Because your a girl Catfish, of course you find a reason to think its sexist.lol.

    I'm kidding >.>

    And I'm not one for jokes that are complicated so don't expect anything from me.
     
  11. Wacko Twilight Town Denizen

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    I give it... Well, I couldnt think of anything good enough, so you get a giant cookie! *gives*
     
  12. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    kinda funny.
    2.3/5.
     
  13. Day~Dream Kingdom Keeper

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    it was pretty amusing <3