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  1. White_Rook
    Anyone hear about how the education board in Texas is going to shift historical weight away from figures such as Thomas Jefferson, in favour of a bunch of other figures that you would have to dig deep to find. Any thoughts from those in Texas? LOL!
    Thread by: White_Rook, Mar 22, 2010, 0 replies, in forum: Current Events
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    The Ward.

    Okay guys, I need to find out superdooper ASAP if you want to join so please post your profiles. Now this is an elaborate story about a bunch of angst-ridden teenagers who all share the same area of the Chunwang Xiao Hospital: The cancer ward. While I need each individual to show some struggle with their own illness and chemotherapy, I also want to have some romance and intense interpersonal relationships develop between the sickies- cancer can't bring down love right? RIGHT! Now the characters will primarily consist of those who are terminally ill, but you can also have one or two accessory characters like family of friends that come and visit now and then. Please post a bio similar to this:

    Name: Horatio Smatimoff-Chan
    Age: 16
    Appearance:[​IMG]
    Cancer: Colon (malignant)
    Bio: Horatio has been in the cancer ward for 3 years now and while he does not like to talk much he has developed an unspoken bond with many in his ward, due to all of them being near the same age and having cancer. He feels like most people don't understand him at times, and with his recent bout of chemo going awry, his condition isn't helping much. Will the other kids in the ward reach out and give him a helping hand, or will he suffer whatever remaining days he has left in his own sick isolation?
    Thread by: White_Rook, Dec 3, 2008, 0 replies, in forum: Retirement Home
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    I suggest someone should clear the suggestion box of all these locked threads!*В до замка*
    Thread by: White_Rook, Mar 31, 2008, 25 replies, in forum: Feedback & Assistance
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    I have recently found a long lost beat 'em up that used to be close to my heart at the arcade all those years ago, and since a number of people here are familiar with emulation I was wondering if there are any good tips on what to search. The game I am talking about is Dungeons and Dragons: Shadow Over Mysteria. I'm not sure if anyone has heard of it, but it's by Capcom and a port was made to the Sega Saturn. I guess what I'm really asking is if anyone might know of a reliable Sega Saturn emulator and point me in the direction of said emulator ( by PM if someone should ramble about piracy or whatnot). Any and all help would be wonderful, as it would bring me closer to completion.
    Thread by: White_Rook, Mar 17, 2008, 0 replies, in forum: Gaming
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    M'kay guys "club" seemed too inferior to honour myself, so I was all like "Liek how ma gonna get peepz to worzhipz meh!?!?!?" Then it hit me. They should just worship ME. In exchange I'll grant you salvation about 1/3 of the the way into the afterlife because I'm lazy, and a cheating *******. The best part is that you won't realize that you've been cheated until I dump your gullible arse at the 1/3 point. So come one and all, and remember: It's worth 1/3 of your salvation!!!!!!!!!
    Thread by: White_Rook, Mar 13, 2008, 11 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    http://www.gametrailers.com/player/29902.html

    'Tis true my friends. House of the Dead has set forth on a journey to blow our minds through Nintendo's Wii. I'm getting a warm and fuzzy feeling from that fact that I will no longer have to burn money at the arcades I frequent every so often.
    Thread by: White_Rook, Jan 24, 2008, 3 replies, in forum: Gaming
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    Well hi there, I'm an orange. I'm rich, juicy and full of sweet deliciousness. I am packed with vitamin C and...Oh. Why hello there, I am an-- wait, what are you doing? No...no please, that's my skin and-- AHHHHHARGAHAARARARHBLARGAHAFG!!!!!! P-p-plehehease...ugh...no that, that's my brai--BLAHAARGRAFAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH...uuuuuuuuuuuh.



    They really are rich, juicy and full of deliciousness.
    Thread by: White_Rook, Jan 10, 2008, 29 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    If I should be graced with the stressful situation of getting a girl pregnant and she gets that " I ain't getting an abortion so get that coat hanger away from me" tone of voice, and I'm forced to be a parent I would name the kid a repetative series of the first sound that makes up my last name. So for example if my laster name was Patterson, the kid would be name Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa. That way whenever he/she would be called for attendance at school or have to say his/her name it will seem like they're stuttering:

    "What's your name?"

    "Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa Patterson."
    Thread by: White_Rook, Dec 29, 2007, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Gather 'round children it's story time.

    So like Mary was all up in her house praying and **** and then this angel came down ans was all like "God wants you as his baby momma" and Mary was all like "no prob bob". So then Mary was all prego and her sugar daddy Joseph was all like "why'd God tap that and not me?". He stayed around and dragged Mary with him to pay taxes. Because they didn't make a reservation in advanced the holidays forced Mary's delivery into a barn with animals and other **** like that where she shot the watermelon through the lemon hole to get Jesus. Also these three guys were following a star that some how led them to baby Jesus and they gave him money and cologne. On their way back to their home land another angel appeared to them and was all like "Herod is a punk *** ***** don't trust him, so take a new route home". That way Herod was unable to find Jesus and use is supple baby flesh for food, etc. Then that angel taxied over to some people watching sheep. They were tired and were sleeping when the angle busted in and was all like "come see this baby, he'll like walk on water and be made of bread and wine in then future". With nothing better to do they woke up and bused on over to the stable to see Jesus. Everyone was happy, especially Jesus.

    The End.
    Thread by: White_Rook, Dec 24, 2007, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    The Truth

    After years of sweat-filed and exhausting work, and the compilation of irrefutable evidence I have come to a startling conclusion: Jesus is Santa Claus.

    It's perfectly reasonable. Both have beards and like to give. That, and so much more.

    Before being crucified, Peter tells Jesus that he will follow him wherever he goes. Jesus of course replies that Pete cannot follow or go where he is going. Where is Jesus going? The North Pole. Why can't Peter follow? Because being the son of God allows Jesus access to snow gear and especially boots, which Peter, being a mere mortal and from the middle East has no access to.

    Fact: As Christian holidays cycle there is the steady stream of Christmas then Easter, Christmas then Easter,etc. For years many have believed that this is the natural order of things: Jesus is born and then he dies. But this is just another carefully executed diversion from the truth. The cycle is in fact the reverse: Christ is killed and seemingly reborn at Christmas. As who? Not Baby Jesus, but Santa Claus! Who knows if he even really died. Perhaps He just faked his death to better serve humankind by delivering swift justice via the present/coal system to those who are nice or naughty, respectively.

    It's such a perfect ploy the more you think about it really. In all that pish posh about going to heaven, Jesus was actually just flying to the North Pole where he would establish his Toy Factory of Solitude and eventually dawn the mantle of Santa Claus. Even more so, it is said that he is accompanied by angels during his ascent to heaven. This is just another fabrication to draw us further from the truth! People around that time had never seen a reindeer before, let alone one that could fly. Oh yes. I'm going there. Jesus was escorted by the loyal 8 flying reindeer that he continues to use as Santa Claus.

    I have found the truth. Please spread the truthful and joyous message of Jesus Claus.
    Thread by: White_Rook, Dec 22, 2007, 14 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    !woW

    This is such a hilarious perversion. Awooooooooooooooo!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nfZORaYIPc
    Thread by: White_Rook, Dec 13, 2007, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    God I love this stuff.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYwS9k1ZexY
    Thread by: White_Rook, Nov 26, 2007, 4 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    O.m.g.

    http://vassing.com/multimedia/aqua-reunion



    AQUA'S REUNITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Thread by: White_Rook, Nov 22, 2007, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. White_Rook
    As some of you know today is Steve Irwin Day in Australia, and while we all continue to mourn the loss of a great man whose job was to run all over the world to put crocodiles in their rightful places (all the while showing us what not to do around ridiculously dangerous animals), there is a much more urgent matter to discuss.

    It has been an entire year and still we await swift justice to be brought upon that cowardly stingray that took Steve out from behind. Such sneak attacks are uncalled for and unacceptable. Even now the animal kingdom has yet to even consider issuing a public apology to humankind.

    Stingrays are a menace and contribute nothing to society. Think about it. When was the last time a stingray helped you mow your lawn or provided you with sound financial advice? I've talked to many people and not a single one can even recall such an instance.

    What the media wants us to believe is that Mr. Irwin's unfortunate death was a freak accident, and I call that absolute shenanigans. They have tried to divert this whole ordeal away from what it truly is...an act of war.

    The best course of action on this most hallowed of iconic days is to bring the fight them by exterminating as many stingrays as we can. It should become not just a native Australian tradition, but one to be enacted by all of humankind. I'm sure it's what Steve would have wanted.
    Thread by: White_Rook, Nov 15, 2007, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    White_Rook

    Is a stylish ninja. No flaws. All badass.


    [​IMG]
    Thread by: White_Rook, Nov 11, 2007, 8 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    See as this site needs its own Hoover Dam to hold back a great deal of its members' insecurity I thought I'd help make everyone's life a little better.

    [​IMG]
    Thread by: White_Rook, Nov 11, 2007, 17 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    I demand...

    Gelato. YHBT????
    Thread by: White_Rook, Nov 11, 2007, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. White_Rook
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    In Soviet Russia
    Poems write you
    Thread by: White_Rook, Nov 10, 2007, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Not really I just laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wffwg7pA0t8
    Thread by: White_Rook, Nov 8, 2007, 4 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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