Ello Ello Chappello!! Been a long time! Approximentallyy............wait, I think I spelt that wrong.:sweat: Now, you kids be good in this next episode! -------------------------------------------------------------- * In the bus* Arc: I can't believe this, why am I here?........*gets hit with a paper ball* Hey! Cronoking: *hides under the seat* Alright Jube, let's get Sara now. Jube: *takes out a bendy straw* Let's do it! Spit style! *high fives* Rosey: ? What are you guys doing? Cronoking: Ah just having fun with the teachers. Hey Jube, remember, don't bend th- Jube: *launches* Yeah there it goes, get ready to-.....wait where did it go? Cronoking: You owe me new shoes......... Destined: You know, i'm just glad we didn't have to pay for this trip. My parents would have never fallen for the trick you pulled off. DPWolf: Yeah, worked like a charm. Bubble gum can stick to money so easily. Gamefreak103: Uhh.....it was a free trip. DPWolf: Who said anything about using this money for a trip. >.> <.< *runs to the back of bus* Darkwatch: *sticks out foot and trips* Ha, friggin geek! Kitty: *pokes him in the ribs* Darkwatch: D: *falls down in the chair* Muffin: Huh, I thought I only knew that trick. Laurence_Fox: Please, you should have seen me when he tried to steal get me dirty at that food fight. Tofu never looked so disgusting...... Shadowjak: Yeah, that was before someone become a wild hog and ate it a- Woo a speed bump! *The whole bus jumps up, making people hit their heads, and their bottoms* Mish: *falls right infront of Kitty's feet* Woah! Kitty: Hey, respect the toes! debralizjr: * hits up against Repliku* Repliku: You know, I would make a really long statement about how that hurt, and that you would never, ever feel the pain that has just been stowed upon me. It all started on a storm- Everyone: *falls asleep* Repliku: Man you losers..............wait, who's driving? *Everyone wakes up to see The Great Gatz asleep still* Arc: Hey.....wake up! No pay check for a week! The Great Gatz:zzzzzzzzzzzzzz....hmmm fudge pudding........tofu...................Pizza Hut!...zzz.... Arc: I hope one of you guys know how to drive a bus. ~Amber~: Ah move aside! I maybe afraid of tables, but not buses!*pushes TGG out the way* Arc: Wait no! That's not what I- Vroom! *The bus goes to an amazing speed* Kiburedo: Ah, stop this thing! *falls in the middle of bus* Xendran: *looks at the emergency brake* Spike! Emergency Alpha Plan Florange! O R A N G E: What? Xaldin: *pops up* Who? Roxas: *wtf?* Where? Arc: * throws MasterSword at them* Shut up!!! Spike: Wait a minute, what is that plan exactly? Xendran: *grabs spike, and throws him at the Emergency brake* Spike:* Hits right into it, and everything goes forward, including him* Doh! *goes through window* ~Amber~: * hits forehead on horn* Arc: *goes through two seats* Sara: *used Spdude as a shield from windows* advent_of_apocalypse: *finds a nickel* Pretty shiny. * Everyone pretty much was screwed.....everyone but advent_of_apocalypse* Shadowjak: *crawls towards ~Amber~*D<*eyes red* TheFro: Run Amber! ~Amber~: *tries to crawl away* Darkandroid: Hey, I think I see civilization!!................no! Not here...........T_T RVR: *stands out off bus* Woo! Welcome to Six Flags everybody! *Everybody's eyes widen with excitement, except RVR* Tootsie: Man! I haven't been here since forever! VGN: You're that old? Tootsie: It's not too late for the poke trick. Darkwatch: *grabs him by the shoulder* Trust me man........... GhettoX: Dang, I can't wait to mess with Daffy again! I cut off his tail last year...seemed pretty real though. TheChosenOne: You will be avenged tail..............AVGNED!!!! HigherBeing: You spelt that wrong. >.> *zips away* TheChosenOne: Argh! *tackles Ghetto* GhettoX: Hey! Don't Playa hate! Soush: Seriously! Stop talking like that! Libregkd: I wonder if that new wii section is open yet. Nah, i'd rather have the PS- KnightReaper: *shoots* Don't speak teh nonsense! Catch the Rain: Yeeah, I think im gonna go inside now. Soku: Yeah, atleast we won't have to wait for them in line. *sneaks off* * It was about two more hrs of bickering before they realized that they were missing all the fun. Now everyone was in the park, and the adventure begins!* ---------------------------------------------------------------- Hissora: Wait, is this in TX? D: Soku: Yeah sure, wait, what's wrong with TX? Rosey: TX has a lame saying now. Don't Mess With Texas. Soku: I like it, kind of catchy... Catch the Rain: You can never Catch the Trash.*puts thumbs up* Oh yeah! Take that Chuck Norris! * Everyone claps* Soku: Wait! What about my movie?! XRoyale: Technically, it's a script. :3 Rat: I can't wait to get security on everybody! >D Cronoking: I wonder what it will be like to get kicked out of sixflags. They'd have to catch me first! Catch the Rain: Catch the Crono. Way2Dawn: Wait a minute, there's gonna be two parts? Soku: Yeah, im trying to eat, and I know I wouldn't have the stuff to finish it later. So i'll just make another one.....continuing off this one. Shadowjak: *blows horn* Soku: Yeah it'll be in the same topic! Gosh you're ruining my life!*slams random door*
Who the hek is this Chuck Norris guy? What it should say on the rep is: _____________ is the virtual equivalent of Fonzie Heeeeey!*thumbs up*
Something new, more of a pop up in my brain, and might not be that good. Enjoy if you can, and don't bash me about it. I wouldn't write something that would offend anyone(even if I tried), or if it would be massively boring. -------------------------------------- CHAPTER 1 The year of the very day we fight is never one of our choices to remember, only the thoughts of loved ones, and if we will ever survive for the next two seconds. This is the way of the battlefield, and you should be as strong as the warriors by your side. Remember your fellow comrades even after they die, and after you die. This, this is what we've been trained through, and it will never break. At least, not for me, and my friend Trevon..................... " So, you ready to take back what is ours? Or, are you gonna chicken out again?" The brown headed man grinned lightly, and started to knock on the young mans helmet. His smile was dazzling to a newcomers eyes, but not after you meet him. His soft green eyes would turn stormy, and his whole personality will change. Of course, that was when it was time for battle, and that time wasn't now. Or was it? " I don't know, I can't go out there by myself, so would you come with me?" Staring at the pupils of his eyes, the man smiled to himself, and reached for his sword. His hair was spiked upwards, but at the middle went into a downward position. The scar on his cheek was hypnotizing, especially since it shot straight across his face, and it seemed to get larger every time he fought for his life. His uniform was a usual Captain uniform, except his was black. This symbolized alot of things, one being he is part of the top squad officers in the whole force, but the others are unknown to most. " Well won't it be an honor, well? Let's go! C'mon, don't take all day, we have a long way to go!" The young officer lifted up behind the rock, and picked up his gun. He took out a clear crystal that gleamed from the street lights above, and inserted it into the weapon. A strange symbol appeared on the side, and started to change into numerous twisted like letters. Soon it glowed, and the soldier seemed to have a spark in his eyes. ' Let's go." The captain's sword was long, and wide. For the blade, it stretched to about four feet, and it was pretty...well...extraordinary. It was filled with constructed lava from the core of the planet Proferus. A world made of mysterious lava, but is more elite in its core. Strange weapon, for a strange world. The man peaked from the rock, and scanned the area in front of them. A powerful battle raged on as two groups went head to head, and the bloodshed got worse. The man smiled as he jumped from the cliff, and the new soldier followed him. Slashing downwards towards a flock of enemies, a wave of heat spread in front of them, and a blast commenced. Jumping from where he was, doing the fancy spiral roll, the captain landed in the middle of a chaotic battlefield, and so did his private. Tons of bullets speed his way, and with quick movements of his sword blocked all of them. Stabbing his sword into the ground, lava suddenly lifted up from the ground, and consumed his selected opponents. The private dodged most of the bullets, but had an unexpected one zoom right past his leg. Right before that, he shot the crystallized gun, and a white bullet with wings sprung out. It went straight through the enemy in front, but cut through the second flood with its wings. The wings left the bullet after that, and it was by itself. When it landed, it exploded causing a white flash, and destroyed a good deal of his share. Soon a infield medic came to help the private out as the battle commenced, and more blood was spilled. After more vigorous fighting, and tears of lost comrades, the battle ended. A flag with the words Unlimited Peace swung on top of the main building now in few damages, and the winning team seemed to go inside...... " Hey, wake up, it's no time to sleep." Blue hair rustled over his nose as he opened his eyes, and there was a woman staring down at the young man. He launched up as she moved her head out the way expecting that, and the woman smiled. " Im glad you're up, and well. It's good to see you again Kao." Kao rubbed the back of his head, blushing a bit as he barely stood up, and squinted from the quick sharp pain to his leg. The woman quickly helped him keep up, and slightly frowned. " Don't just get up so fast! You gotta be more careful, even though you only came through with this, and a bunch of bruises." Sighing, he sat down, and looked around the building. " Yeah......thanks Brittri." She smiled, and gave him a quick hug. Kao manage to keep in the smile, trying to be a little more mature, and not returning the hug. Brittri released, and gave a wink. " Don't act like you don't care Kao. I'm the only one who knows how you really feel. Enough of this though, the captain wants to see you in the next room, and please use those support holders. I can't help you because I have others to treat. Can't have me forever." Kao rolled his eyes, and grabbed the wooden support handle. It didn't take that much to stand up, but the pain of the bruises worsened. Walking towards the door, he looked back at Brittri, and let out a light smile. He had finally been able to win, but he had many more battles to go. "..............I can't open the door." Brittri giggled as she ran over, and slowly opened the door for him. Kao blushed a little in embarrassment, and walked through the door. " So much for my accomplishments, can't even open a door..." The captain was talking with other leaders of a certain squad, and to another captain like him. The brown haired warrior looked over at Kao, and waved for him to come over. " Wow, you must have had a really good dream huh? By the way, I like the crystal you have, keep it up Kao. Now, let me show you are plans." Kao strolled over, but was happy to find that there was a chair nearby. Rushing over in delight, he almost messed up with his supports, and flew towards the chair. " Finally!" Too bad though, a higher class pulled the chair away, causing Kao to land straight on the ground, and the whole room laughed. Kao looked up at one of the higher squad members, Jain. " Very funny Jain, give me the chair, or I'll leave a scorpion in your bunk again." Jain laughed as he scooted the chair back to Kao, and grinned crazily. These were the mere peaceful times of war, when you pal around with your comrades, and everything didn't seem to matter anymore. Kaos captain cough to get their attention back, and it always seemed to work. " Alright, now time to get back to business. We've searched the whole bottom level of this building, but now we need a team to go towards the middle region. Remember, this building isn't as normal as it looks, why do you think it's still standing after all the fighting?" Another squad member, Zel, raised his hand, and the captain sighed. " Yeah Zel, what is it?" Zel put his hands directly in the back of his head, and swayed on the heels of his boots. " Maybe the buildings on steroids?" Soon everyone started laughing again, and even the captain did. " Okay Zel, I guess you're the first to go." Now everyone was laughing at Zel, but he slapped himself for falling for that trick. The head captain use to trick people into going, or doing things they didn't want to do. " Now, I guess you know who's accompanying you right?...........Kao." Kaos eyes widened, but he quickly tried to keep his cool. His face seemed to be a stone wall, and he nodded his head. Though, his thoughts did differently. " Oh man! I still have to use these stupid supports!" The only thing that could come out was a question. " Are you sure you want to send me? Im still using supports." The captain cocked his head to the right, and shook his head. " Now now Kao, no excuses, and I didn't give Brittri a chance to actually finish on your leg. So, after you go check back with her, come back here. Understand?" Kao closed his eyes, and then reopened them again showing high confidence. " Yes sir." Jain rolled his eyes, and started talking to the other squad members. The captain turned around, and looked back at the map. " Alright, now as for the rest of you...Team Delta, I want you to venture the land, and search for any abandoned enemy camp sites. I'm pretty sure they were all deployed to fight us, so it should be okay. Only carry a little power, and go all out if you get surrounded. Team Zanier, contact the officials, and tell them we have won. Give them some good descriptions about our location, and that we're low on supplies." Clearing his throat, he looked at everyone, and did his famous bright smile ounce again. " I love you guys, you're my comrades, and nothing will ever change that. Unlimited Peace. Ready?" All the groups nodded their heads, and saluted. " Go!" Splitting up to their duties, Zel walked over to Kao, and helped him up. Jain finished taking items from the captain, either that, or made more small jokes. The three went through the door, to meet more of their members that were getting cared for by Brittri, and she was almost finished with the last one. Kao sat down on the bed again, wiped most the sweat off his forehead, and looked up at Brittri. " It's feeling a little better, but no thanks to Jain though. That surely wasn't any normal bullet I got hit with, but the captain says you should fix it up in no time." Brittri nodded as she started digging in a box with a green cross with flowers surrounding it, and took out a pair of blue bandages. The same green cross on the box had appeared on her forehead, and the ounce blue bandages turned a bright green that sizzled like a campfire. Kao took of his boot, pulled up his pants leg, and started to get ready for something wonderful. Brittri started rapping it around his leg, touching his skin, it started to glow a faint greenish color, and she softly kissed his lips. Kao jumped back in surprise, and the glow had fainted. The process had required for her to also touch his skin, but Kao didn't expect that. Even though, she had already touched him, she still had kissed him, and that's what surprised him the most. Jain was about to crack a joke, but he knew Brittri would do something horrible. After a few seconds, Kaos leg had felt better, great even, and now he was ready for action. Brittri had turned back to normal, and the green bandages had faded away into a mysterious smoke. She sat down besides Kao, and smiled ounce more. " Man, those field medics are really hopeless huh? They just make you more comfortable before you die." Kao licked his lips, trying to keep from laughing ounce more, as it was his, and her comrades she was talking about. Brittri noticed, and rubbed the back of her head. " Oh come on, you know I didn't mean it like that. Wait, are you still surprised by the kiss?" Kao turned the other way, trying to keep from smiling, and raised from the bed. It has always been like this. Brittri was the kind of person who could make you smile anytime, on any battlefield, or in every bad situation. Of course, she always does it to her favorite person, and that would be Kao. Even though they have been lovers since training, Kao is still in her trance, and tries to keep from smiling to much infront of her. This isn't a sign of little affection, Brittri knows he cares for her alot, and they seem to be very happy all the time. Most people get jealous, but there isn't anything that would tear this relationship apart. Zel, being her brother steps in, staring straight at her deep aqua eyes as always, but can't help to smile. " Enough already, now we're gonna go check out the middle region of this building, even though you're apart of our squad in general, I want you to stay here, and that's a order." Brittri crosses her arms, pouting as usual when Zel tells her what to do, and looks him straight in the eyes. " Fine, but you better take care of yourself. Did the captain already give you some supplies?" Zel nodded, pulling them out of his pockets, and showing how many he had to everyone. It was about ten healing herbs, twenty energy recoveries, and another white crystal for Kao. " Now Kao, Im not gonna give this to you yet until you actually need it, so i'm gonna use it for now. I'll be sure to recharge it with the energy recoveries." Jain looked across the room, seeing most of their teammates in top for, and then looks back at Brittri. " Alright, let's go everybody. This may not be easy, depending on what's up there, but let's just hope for a couple of bats...." After saying goodbye to Brittri, the team walks over to the staircases, and looks up at the dark pathway awaiting for them. Kao nods at Zel, both of them pull out their crystals, and the group travel up the stairs. As they walk Kao gets tapped on the shoulder by something, and that caused chaos. In a second, Kao turned, tripping the tapper, and pin down with the crystal at its throat. This had all occurred in two seconds. It had all been meaningless, as it was Zerk, one of his comrades. " Oh, sorry man. On the battlefield, you should be ready for anything, and always stay cautious." Zerk was more new than Kao was, and he didn't know the captain like Kao did. Pretty much, he was a private, and didn't know better. Zerk stood up after Kao let off, but Kao looked at everyone else. " Hey, what if he had been an enemy?" Zel shrugged, putting his crystal right infront of his face so they could see him better, and slightly grinned. " Well, I saw him actually coming up towards you." Kao put the crystal in between him and Zerk, hoping it would be clearer for both of them. It was pitch black, and it was hard to see everyone with just two crystals. Not everybody has one, and all the other soldiers that did are Team Delta. " Well, what did you want?" Zerk looked down at the ground, and scratched the back of his head. " Well.......how come you never treat Brittri right? I mean, she hugs you, kisses you, shows you all kind of affection. All you do is try to keep from smiling. She deserves someone better....." Kao just stared at him, or more just stared down at him. Zerk was pretty short, actually the shortest of them all, and seemed to be the weakest. Sure didn't know what to say though. At least the right things. Zel just walked past the two, slowly so they would still see him, and the others followed his lead. Kao walked, if you wanna call it walked, behind Zel, and actually ruffled Zerk's hair. " You don't understand, true love......hmm....nah, I don't really have to explain. I'm gonna let you find out for yourself, and then you'll know that we're both mad for each other. I know you're just worried, and curious. Though, this isn't the time, we're approaching the region any minute, and the battles will continue." Zerk managed to let out a small smile, it's not that he didn't like Brittri, to tell the truth everybody did, but he would rather look out for Kao in his own way. After a few minutes, they reach the first middle floor, but it was suppose to be pitch black. There was a small light coming from a turn in the first hallway, and that's where they would go. Kao connected installed his crystal with his gun again, and so did Zel. The rest of the crew cocked their weapons, and tested their swords in a single swing away from the group. They were ready for anything. Kao walked slowly towards the hallway, gun glowing, and pointed frontward. There were small sounds of metal clashing coming from the hallway, and everyone was a little shaky. Putting his back against the end of the wall, Kao did a small peek around the corner, but soon laughed. Everyone was puzzled, until he stepped right infront of the hallway, and pointed at the glowing object. The group looked, and they all smiled. Zel took a breather, and started to relax a bit. " Man, a glowing mushroom. Though, why would it be sitting right here?...." Jain threw his arm around Zerk's shoulder, and pointed at the mushroom. " Ow, I think it just stung me guys. Ha! Hey look Zerk it wants to get you..........Zerk?" A few seconds after he threw his arms around Zerk, he felt something cold run down his hand, and it smelt like something every soldier knows. Blood. You would never know what blood really smelt like unless if you shed it, and have spilled it out of your own wounds. Jain aimed up his weapon, and could feel something breathing on him. " Guys! Zerk is- what the-!........." Zel turned around, raising up his lighted gun, but there was no Jain. Kao flew a few cuss words, and started searching. " Everyone stay close! Jain! Zerk! Where did you go?!" Zel turned around towards the glowing mushroom, and his brown eyes slowly lighted up as he slowly turned around towards his group. " Hey, i'm starting to think this is a tra-.......holy crap!" It was too late, Zel had seen a big black object move from the ceiling to one of his squad members, and soon he could see about five of them if he turned the right ways. It was pitched black, and the things were as dark as the devils heart. A scream came from one of the comrades, and then another. Kao could see that one tried to sneak up on Zel, but he quickly turned on his rapid fire. Tons of little tiny white bullets sprung out, these didn't have wings, but they were quicker, stronger, and overall better than normal ammunition. The black creature screamed a terrifying sound as it died, but it had started to turn red. It wasn't blood.... The captain was working with Team Zanier to communicate with the other squads, until they heard, or felt an explosion go off. The captain looked up at the ceiling as it rumbled, clenching his fists, he ran for his sword, and nodded at the captain of Team Zanier. Brittri clasped her hands together, and looks up the stairs. " Kao.........." Kao had knocked right into the wall as the creature threw him across the hallway, and cut his arm. Zel had laid unconscious from the blast that impacted right on him, and he appeared to be dead. Kao could still hear the screams of his comrades as they got attacked, and he felt so weak again. " No!! Leave them alone!!" The creature was right on his face, drool oozing out its mouth, and he had spoken like a normal human being. " We will build this world anew, and live with the Darkness that is trying to take your land." The creature raised its claws, and stared down at Kao. Kao didn't even worry about himself, the only people he thought of was his comrades getting killed right now, and that he couldn't do anything about it. He could only scream for the person who has rescued him before. " Trevon!!!!" The captain stood at the beginning of the stairs, and his whole body was turning into one big storm. " Don't worry.......i'm coming Kao." END OF CHAPTER 1 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hmmm, I think i did pretty good. Chapter 2 will be out soon, or really after people have recognized/read my story. lol
Lol, Idea goes to Spike. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *bell rings* Cronoking: Oh great it's lunch time. Now time for fake food an- hey! Catch the Rain: *randomly tackle glomps him* Cronoking: Ow, get off me! Catch the Rain: First you gotta send 5,000 cookies to ISCP. Cronoking: Why would I do that? Catch the Rain: Because. * looks up at everyone else in hallway* Everyone: >.> <.< Catch the Rain: Flying glomps all around! *runs around tackling people as they scatter* Cupcake: Hey I wonder what that special meat is today. Darkandroid: I don't know, but it looks like you won't find out.*watches her get tackled* Misty: Woah, you just got pwned.....whatever that means. CarbuncleGem: I think you spelt owned wrong. Heartless*: I wonder if I could get to the cool tabled before everyone else. Mirai: It doesn't matter, they'd just kick you right off anyway. Heartless*: Oh yeah, how would you know? Mirai: Because I invented it!*hammers* Noba: 3, 2 , 1... Mirai: *gets tackled by CtR* Spike: *sits at the cool table* Man this isn't so co- wow a TV! With a camcorder....and a gun. D: Solid Snake: I guess this means we can't mess with the freshmen today. Hissora: Tokay, do we have the shtuff? サキ アマミヤ: What the frick? You sound like you've been eating some fruit loops. Hissora: Heh yeah, I feel loopy but not fruity, that's Shadowjak. Shadowjak: I'm very shy!*moves closer to サキ アマミヤ* サキ アマミヤ: Get away from me you freak. *tries to dig in bag* Misty: No! Don't use it yet.....not yet.....>D サキ アマミヤ: BTW, why am I a freshmen? Hissora: Shush, you'll ruin the cheeky yet funny plot line. *twitches* *everyone backs up* Sanda: C'mon, sit over here! ~Amber~: No way, im telling you that table is cursed! Why do you think Madi is in the hospital now?! HigherBeing: Man, she just got tackled by Ct- holy crap duck!*dodges under table* O R A N G E: Oh where! I love ducks! They look lik- *gets glomped* JellyBeing: Nooo!! My twin! HigherBeing: I thought I was your twin? JellyBeing: No, you're my nobody. HigherBeing: You mean you're MY nobody. Chaser007: Wow, great come back. rencoinfreak: *sits at the sophomore table* Man, why do we always have to wait for the Admins? Forsaken: Because, they want to make sure we don't get access to the food without them here. Remember what happened last time? Cin: Wait, I don't rememb- Forsaken: * kicks away* A really big monster called Fire Nanaki came with his cafe hungry goons and took all the food. Even killed one of the staff members! Wait....I think I hear him coming! rencoinfreak: Ah, principal Sp!!!*runs* Forsaken: Ha ha.......what are you looking at? Cin: *shakes head* Xendran: Hey, don't you try to act all innocent.*presses a button* ~Amber~: Hm, well I guess I cou- *table suddenly flips away*...........X_X*runs* Cin: Heh...that was pret-....no, trust me, im a beast when it comes to pranks. I can't be unleashed again! Spdude: Eh? *sneaks up* Cin: Uhhh, heh....*runs to a table* Xaldin: Man, I can't wait for the students to enjoy the mystery meat! DSK: Yeah, I can tell you're enjoying it. Darkandroid: Look man, even if you keep following up, we won't take you out the program to kill you all one day.>_> You're making it worst. DSK: Aw c'mon! If I die, I don't wanna be killed by a collar! RVR: Tough luck pal, I'll make sure I'll detonate it. ^_^ Rosey: * peaks from under the table* I knew it, it's all a conspiracy to stop the fads....or they just hate us. C'mon Sargent Watermelon. JellyBeing: For the last time Rose, its Waterorange! Hissora:*takes away phone* Just report back, their about to open the lunch lines.....Sj back off! Shadowjak: *stares at the fruit loop in pockets* Cheeky git. Deathspank: Ahem, alright every- Spdude: *pushes out the way* We will now open the lunch lines, but be- Deathspank: *throws CtR at him* Beware of the mystery mean, and don't even think about starting anything.*Points at the cameras* *Sora*: Heh, this will be interesting. *looks at Hissora* -_- Hissora: -_- Rules are simple and clean. Repliku: Heh... Hissora: Shut up liku! You know what I mean!......Anyway, high class against low class. No teacher hogging, especially don't use Xaldin......he'll eat all the food. Xaldin: *ears perk up* Hmmm... Darkandroid: What is it Scooby? Xaldin: I rink re right rave rouble raggy. Darkwatch: Man that was like the lamest impression. Xaldin: Sara wait! Don't! Sara: *opens the lines* Absol: Gosh, this is the last time imma be serving the.......why are you guys staring at me? *Everyone gets in position* Darkandroid: Hm, should have used the plan earlier. Oh well. *cocks shotgun* >D Absol: >.> <.< Son of a witch.... Everybody:*charges* Warlock!! BOOM! * Everybody charges into the lunch line and gathers all the food they can, and run off back to the table* Hissora: *steps up* Cin: *steps up* This will not be good. Hissora: Depends.....remember the rules. Forsaken: Yeah, no more wedgies during battle. *smiles at the freshmen* >D Hissora: Oh, but there's one condition. Darkwatch: Hm? Misty: *pulls out a fooderlizer* Cin: O_O Hissora: We cheat and you scream! *throws a pizza* DarkRoxas: *throws a plate of corn* Ha! Take tha- BOOM!! DarkRoxas: *gets tumbled from a rocket of mashed potatoes* *Soon the battle was on!* Cronoking: *flips over a table* Ha, a shield! Jube: Wait you recovered from CtR? Cronoking: Yeah sort of. *walks on peg leg* Cin: *gets attacked by corn* Stop, trust me, you don't like me when i'm angry! Mixt: Oh stop you poser!*prepares broccoli* Cin: RAWR!!!! *turns pink* Mixt:........... Cin: See what had happened was- *gets tackled by flying CtR* Catch the Rain: Ha! You can't catch me!...what the? CtR: Fake, you shall go down soon. Catch the Rain: We'll see about that! *prepares for glomping action* Frodis: *dodge rolls under table* Dang, that fooderlizer thing a machinfg....oh man.... Xaldin: You need to relax man, here, have some mystery meat. Frodis: Oh sure tha-*gets shot* Xaldin: Darkandroind! You're not suppose to use real bullets! Darkandroids: Ha ha! *goes phys co* Why is there a space? Sara: *puts on food helmet* This is getting out of hand.* dodges more spaghetti* Mish: I can stop it, but it might be dangerous. Spike:.......please don't do it. * The battle rages on, and body's covered in food were soon lying on the ground.* Hissora: *wipes mustard off of face and reloads fooderlizer* Most of the lows are out....I thought this weapon would increase our chances. Forsaken: *on other side of battlefield* Guys, do we have any fish left? Cin: No, Darky used the last one and took out Mirai. Annexio: This can't last much longer, wait, where did Mish go? *Suddenly someone bolts out of the mystery meat line* Mish: Victory to the high classes is ours!! Ienzo: What is she talking about?.....what's that smell?!! Mish: *pulls out the mystery "meat"* Behold! Chocolate covered Tofu!!! Spike: Ya know, it's days like this I wish I didn't phail 9th grade.... Jade: Do I even have to say it? Spike: Nope. *steps back* Jade: What are yo- SPLAT!!! Jade: *gets hit with tofu* Augh! No...it has no taste but....it's so......bleeeeeh!! Darky: *takes her fooderlizer* Alright noobs.........die *All the low class run* Hissora: *runs and shoots* This is failing quick, what should we do?! TheChosenOne: You know, it doesn't taste that bad.....what? Zexion of the Twilight: This is insane, I can't believe we lost...... *Soon the low class was captured, and hung by their undergarments* Xaldin: Hey i'm part of the staff! This isn't fair! RVR: Heh, it is too me. VGN: *walks in whistling* *Everyone turns towards him* VGN:.......*runs* Catch the Rain: Don't you run I see you!*Fly glomps* Spike: Sooooo anyone want some tof- Everybody: NO!
TheChosenOne: Yes I have it! 246walkalone: What? TheChosenOne: Crisis Core, and im the first one to get it at GS! Burnitup: What does the G stand for? TheChosenOne: Uhh, Game. Burnitup: ...... what about th- TheChosenOne: Stop. Burnitup: Stop what? Annexio: But you do know you're not the first on to get it right? TheChosenOne: Am too, they lady at the register said so herself.*brushes off cover* Cloudstrife252: Either that or she was hitting on you. TheChosenOne: But it was my mom. O.o Cloudstrife252:....... Annexio: *slaps and pulls out her copy* I got it too, and like last year. TheChosenOne: It wasn't even out yet...hey you cheated! Annexio: Excuse me? TheChosenOne: You ordered it from Japan! You know there was a competition here to whoever gets it first. Annexio: But that's lame. >.< Darky: Hey, who is you calling lame? Annexio: Don't tell me, you made the competition? Darky: No, i'm just wondering who you're calling lame, I wanna join in the lame calling.*points* Fame! I mean Lame! Mish: O.o Clontox: Eh, about that conversat- Xegreny: Shush, somebody's coming.*everyone hides* Spdude: Whats up dogz! Everyone:*jumps out* LAME! Erkz: *takes off costume* I thought you guys would like it. T_T Destined: Yeah, but another thing, everybody cheated just like Annexio. Annexio: Rawr! Destined: ._. *runs* TheChosenOne: What do you mean? Catch the Rain: Yeah, instead of waiting, we all decided to have a jog to japan, and whoever got there faster- TheChosenOne: Wait a minute, when did all this happen?! Cin: The day I locked you up in the closet. TheChosenOne: That was you?! I thought the door was mad at me! Libregkd: Yeeaah, basically it was just one big cheating game. calvinoddkid: Plus, nobody could complain because they would be caught sticking a scorpion in someones shoes. *looks at Darkandroid* heh Darkandroid: You will be avenged big toe..... Kata Tsubasa no Tenshi: So, since we're all too lazy- Psycopath: Some more than others. DarKnight36: *coughs* Repliku.... Repliku: Hey, I was smart, so when you guys finally decided not to run over the ocean, I was already in a plane eating nuts and purple lobsters.....and occasionally a doctor pepper. ChaosGuardian: You don't have to spell it all the way liku. Repliku: I told you to stop calling me that! Call me Rep, because I- Catch the Rain: You only have six boxes. XD Repliku: Yeah and that's still more than most of you fools. AROS~91: I will have my day... O R A N G E: Anyway, most people took a plane like the noobish Repliku(In background: son of a witch), but the strong willed still had some dignity, and took a cruise, which is more fun.......cause they have oranges. Safire in the Sky: Yeah, that's when we discovered she was allergic to oranges. Who knew. O R A N G E: Im telling you, that's not true! Roxmas ugly faced made me swell up! Roxma: Hey I was too busy teaching RomiChanKHeartless how to swim, and you can't swell up from oranges, I think, so lame. Darky: LAME!! Annexio: Enough already! Just finish the dang story! TheChosenOne: Yeah, who got there first? ICSP: Well, what had happened was... Hissora: A giant hot dog covered with other items crashed into us. TheChosenOne: O_O You mean kata- Mastersword: Yes, and I think i saw a really big lizard stuck on it too. Goimez: And it tried to eat me! ChaosAxle: I hate babies. len: I eat them. Thalassa_Shells: I pushed one into a sewer before...mu...muwa...ha! Annexio: Stop! Burnitup: Game! Doombringa23: What were we talking about? Darky: Ya know, im sure it was a thrilling story about our journey to Japan, but now im hungry. Muffin: Can't have my cookies! Smoke: I thought you were storing muffins? Muffin: No, that would be ghetto. Ghe|tt|o²Xemnas.: Hey, how come I never get to help? EvilMan: Well, after we were done with getting knocked into the country, and Repliku and his people almost landed on us in a plane- Firekeyblade: This is when everybody actually started to run, all through out the city. heart of darkness: Man, I got stopped by a cop. D: xlucyyyx: stopped? Shoot, I got attacked! JaxonXIII: I just went to the nearest food shop....so hungry.*looks at muffin* Muffin: D: King_Mickey803: Ya know, i'm pretty sure we aren't helping that population thing.... Cin: That's in China. Xert: Man same thing! Cin: Is not!.....:rockdover: so hungry Annexio: Seriously, it's almost over, after this we can feed off of Sara's secret cabinet. Sara: I told you, there's nothing in there. *locks door* TheChosenOne: So, who got the game first? oblivion_riku: None of us did. TheChosenOne: Wha- fox-of-light: Turns out, that we forgot one thing. TheChosenOne: ? Soku: Yo. *reads joke book* Chaser: This cheater worked here! Soku: Uuh, c'mon guys, I thought we were cool. Kiryu: And he still managed to get it before Annexio. Soku: Look it doesn't matter , just play the game, and eat some nachos or something. Your ribs are showing....what is that?! marluxia_rules13: You don't wanna know. *hides ribs* VGN: Wait, I shmell cow ribs....so tender...so- ooh there's a psp on the ground!! marluxia_rules13: >.> <.< *runs* *Everyone wrestles for the PSP* TheChosenOne: Man, this blows. Soku: It's alright , just finish it Annexio: Well, I already have, sad ending. Soku: Hey no spoilers. HigherBeing: Zack nooooo!!!!! Shadowjak: What? HigherBeing: Not you the cool one. Shadowjak: *goes back to smuggling Yugioh cards from Ryuuga* Annexio: I mean it, stop- Burnitup: Game! Catch the Rain:*grabs hammer* You need this? Annexio: Good timing as always....... >D Burnitup: Noo!! *gets whacked to the stars* Soku: And they wonder why I dissapear. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There you go Muffin! ^_^
Hey all, just wanted to drop by and say merry christmas!^_^ Plus, I have a present I want to give right quick. Notice: There will be lack of alot of members.*had to type fast* ---------------------------------------------------------- *december 24* Sara: I am very dissapointed in you. Deathspank: It's not my fault! Soku: Well I can't really explain.... Deathspank: See! Confession! Soku: Shut yer dang flap jacks. You are to blame too Sara. Sara: Me?! RoxasvsRiku:*yawns* He's right, you didn't even by anybody anything. ZotT: You do know that you... RVR: Yeah I know! I've just drunken too much eggnog. Deathspank: Hey, what did I say about that?! CtR: Hey all, I got the rapping paper ready...where are the presents? Soku:*looks the other way* Deathspank:*looks at the nearest exit* Sara:*raises an eyebrow* RVR: Why you gotta look at me?*drinks more eggnog* CtR: You know, christmas is very special to me, just like how babes are to Soku. Soku: Don't use me as an example, and that isn't true......wait. !: Dude, didn't know you were like that. Spike: I'm done sharing eggnog with you. Deathspank: Stop it with the god dang eggnog! Tallian: Don't use those kinds of words on christmas! Now give me my presents or i'll ***** ****** you friggin **** Deathspank:*sniffs* That hurts. CtR: So what happened? Soku: Well what had happened was- Shadowjak: Oh freak it, i dropped the presents on a highway. Soku: I tried to go get them back, but a car ran over it.......it was Deathspank. CtR:-_- Deathspank: Hey, I didn't feel like riding in a private jet. Sara: A what?! Xaldin: Yeah, I took them in the private jet we had from last christmas. Sara: Oh my go- the frickin store is right down the street! Soku: Yeeaahh......we flew to Antartica. Trigger: Antartica FTW!!! Rosey:WTF?! Soku: I know, it's just that Kitty wanted to surf with some penguins like in the movies. Kitty: Wha- that's not true! I wanted to surf with some sea lions too. Rosey: But I don't understand....*vein pops* Soku: I know, we're sorreh!D: Rosey: You better be, how could you guys go without me.?! VGN: what the? There's a period next to the question mark. Rosey:............You know, I think I might add you onto my list. VGN: Is it a sexy list? Soku: Probably isn't, I didn't see my name. Deathspank: Strangely mine was on there. Sara: Oh god, please help us. HigherBeing: Yeah, they are beyond his help. Santa: HO HO HO!!! !: Oooh, where are the hoes? Santa:*sleigh lands on !* Ghetto: Great, another fake Santa. Santa: And the elfs back home wonder why you have been on my naughty list. CtR: Oh gosh, it's Santa! Soku: Wait, aren't you alittle old to believe in him? CtR: But he's standing right here. Darkwatch: Probably another hobo, if you were really Santa, you could........kill Cin. Santa: Okay then. Cin: That's it, you're all getting a lump of shmol.*dies of a heart attack* Darkwatch: Wait, anybody could do that. If you were really Santa, you could actually get a date with an old member named Alice. Santa: But we're going out tonight. Roxas: Hey wait, anybody could do that.....wait. Darkwatch: Alright, this is the ultimate challenge, if you were Santa, you could take over KHV. Santa: It shall be done. Soku: Y'know, I try to think of the reason I ever came back. *15 minutes later, KHV has been Santafied, and all the members are elves.* Darkwatch: Okay, I think this dude is Santa now, who believes so too?...........mama no!!!!! *The rest of the story is too graphic, so I can't tell you how Darkwatch gets beat up......let's just say the color red will probably be his most hated color now, assuming that he will see it for a very long time...Merry Christmas!* And you all are still getting a lump of shmol!!!
Now that I have everyones attention. *coughs* I shall make a movie, and don't be afraid to critisize.....I spelt that wrong didn't I? Well, atleast i'm not that rusty. I dedicated this to Muffin, hopefully to cheer her up.:rockdover: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *In the Spamzone* Soku:*opens the door* Woot! Everyone I liv- WTF?! Ahhh My Eyes!!!*Collapses* Deathspank: Hah, the trap worked, get him!*drags Soku off* *In a hidden room* Soku: Uhhh.....what happened? Mish: Wow, so it did work, maybe we should try this on some noobs. Soku: Wha? Hey, why am I tied up?! Darkandroid: Well Soku, since you dissapeared, we decided that when you came back we should set a trap. Everyone thought it wouldn't work, but that was before they saw the new skin. Soku: You mean.....you did this for me? Misty: Yup, and now everyone hates you. Darkwatch: They will probably also send you a bunch of hospital bills. Soku: For what? Zexion of the Twilight: Most claimed they've gone blind, or stated that they will sue us until they get a higher status.*looks at Madiyasha* Madi: I said nothing of the sort.*gives Soku a bill* You'll hear from my lawyer you son of a witch. Soku:*rubs eyes* But my moms not a witch. Madi: Who said it had to be your mom? HigherBeing: Madi, a witch is like a woman magician. Madi: Your point? JellyBeing: So, if you were talking about his dad you would have said warlock. Madi: I don't understand. #1 DinestyX: *pulls out a chart* Libregkd: Yeah, imma go get a soda. O R A N G E: Yeah get me one, make it orange. Libregkd: Heck no, you pay for your own crap. O R A N G E: Orange Soda is not crap. Libregkd:...... O R A N G E: What? Libregkd: Well why does it have to be Orange Soda? O R A N G E: Son of a warlock.(Madi in background: *****) Soku: Did you guys start taking medicine when I left? Catch the Rain: Why do you ask? #1 DinestyX: Hey Madi! Give me back meh stick! Madi: Thou shall not have thou stick back.....thou! Jube: So why does it have to be a wit- Spitfire: Warlock. Jube: Whatever! I mean, can't it be like, son of a handsome prince named Jube. Muffin: Because that would mean 1. You have a son and 2. You were handsome. Jube: Exactly, finnaly someone gets me! NRa: And yet you still whine about not watching your daily Dragon Tails. Ghetto: That's Tale foo! Nra: You would know too. And why must your name look so complicated now? !: Because it's hip, amirite? O R A N G E: *slams into Rockin Roxas* Rockin Roxas: Ow, watch it! No wonder you're an orange, you are so fat you roll. Libregkd: Hah! And it's true! Twilight Night: So are you guys cousins? JellyBeing: Why do you ask? HigherBeing: Yeah, we are nothing alike. AntiWeapon: Dude, give me my christmas hat back! Evil_Man: Not until you give me those codes! Dark Roxas: Hey man, I finnaly have a answer to that Jimmy cracked corn. Jube: First of all, I think everyone got it wrong. I think it was, Jimmy did crack and no one cares. Dark Roxas: Why? Jube: Because they did it too! It's so simple Sara: Now, do not drop the christmas tree. I want it right in the middle of the spam room. Fayth: Can't....we....just....set...it...right...he- Oops! Sorry Sara!*smiles* Kitty:*high fives Fayth* Remember, this was an accident always.....hey you! La Sofa:*runs* I swear I didn't see anything! Soku: Do you still want to know why I think you guys have drinken too much eggnog? Catch the Rain: Well actually, DS has banned eggnog, but it is a secret.......oh snap. Everyone:WHAT!!!?? Deathspank: Heh, well, it's nasty, and it looks like something very disturbing. Maria: Like what? Deathspank: Milk. Rat: But milk is good....if ya know what I mean. Ghetto: Yup, it is good, deppending on where it comes from.*high fives Rat* Xaldin: I don't understand. Ryuuga: C'mon Xaldin, let's go for a walk..... Soku: Yeeeeaaahh.....I think I will take another vacation..... Sorax: Good luck with that. Soku: Huh? VGN:*puts a santa hat on Soku* Sorry to tell you, but we drugged you. Soku: O_O Ienzo: Yup, this is just to keep you from going away again. Pure Beasts: And if that doesn't work, we could always use the Death Note. Soku: That would mean you would have to kill me!D: Soush: Exactly. Roxas: Oh don't scare him, we just found new ways to use it. Like we can wack people with it. Saxilesm: >_> And, we can write down names, and instead of killing them, we can make them do whatever we want. Rosey: For an example.*Writes DS name in* Feed meh! Deathspank:*eyes turn blue* Yes mistress of the earth.*gives her a cookie* Soku: You guys missed me that much huh? I feel flattered..........and scared at the same time. RVR: Just think of it like this.*everyone crowds around him* You ain't goin anywhere, so you better get use to the look Nancy. Quite yer whining. Soku: Then why are you wearing shades? RVR: Because I pwn like that.*walks away whistling* *Suddenly the Spamzone door opens* Shadowjak: Hey guys, look who I found! Tallian: Ow my eyes! Everyone:........... Deathspank: Get the pills...... Tallian: Hey, why is there blood under that tree?
I know, completely random topic, but get use to it Nancy. Since i've been gone for alittle while(though probably none of you noticed.XD) I just had to make a thread.
I can't believe none has made a Happy Birthday thread for Shadowjak!!D<
Shadowjak: He seems mad. CtR: How could you tell? Soku:*finishes eating Moodkips sigs* Moodkip:>.> *backs away slowly* Sara: I know why he is mad. Shadowjak: Why? Sara: Well h- HisNobody: He is going to die in seven days. CtR: What?! Arc: You guys remember when Soku forgot CtRs birthday? *Everyone looks at CtR* CtR: Heh...... Arc:*coughs* Uh no, remember how Roxma was so pissed, that he wanted to get Soku back? Trigger: Oh yeah, I remember he stepped on my Roses!D< Rosey:*is flattened* CtR: So what you're saying is, Roxma is gonna kill him in seven days? Darky: Heh, not exactly...... *flashback* Roxma:*tackles Soku* Soku:*pushes him off* WTF?! Roxma: I've been looking for you, I want you to watch a movie. It's pretty cool! Soku: What kind of movie? Roxma: Hmm......horror. Soku: Okay then, lets go. *Soon Soku watches the movie* Soku:................O_O*phone rings* Roxma:*walks up to Soku* Soku: Why did you leave after you started the movie?*picks up phone* Roxma: Uhhh, no reason. Voice on phone: Seven days...... Soku: What? Voice on phone: Seven days....... Soku: Stop calling me Crono.>_> Voice on phone: ******* ******* idiot.>_> Soku: O_O Seven days correct? For what? Voice on phone: To die Soku: I have seven days before I die? That's alittle weak ain't it. :/ Voice on phone: You don't even know how i'mma kill you. Soku: I don't wanna know really, because I shall live! :O Voice on phone: Look you son of a *****, you're just makin my life more harder! Soku: Me? You're the one who called me, get your priorites straight ya cock!D< Voice on phone:...........*hangs up* Soku: God, these prank calls are so anno-......Hey, why is my reflection messed up? *End of Flashback* Arc: :/ Roxma: *walks in* Uhh........*tries to run* CtR:*tackles* Roxma: Yo Dog help a brother out man! Ghettoxenmas: Heh.........*grabs rope* Roxma: O_O DJ Mouse: Ya know guys, it would be kind of fun to watch him die. >.> Kitty: Now that you think about it.....he did miss my birthday.D< Darky: He didn't get me anything for christmas.T_T Gerbil: Would it be bad if I just wanted him dead? Misty:*shakes head* :3 RVR: I would rather him be alive .>_> He owes me about $500. Shadowjak: Face it man, you ain't ever getting that money back. Especially, since you owe me. Silver_Bullet: Then you owe me, and I want meh money! Don't make me get spiderman, we just got drunk again. The_King: So it's agreed then? Soku dies! CtR: No! Mirai: I already lost my bet to Madi because of him.>_> He was suppose to die in the rumble.D: MadiYasha: Thank you Soku.*sniffs money* Rosey: O.o DogBoyX: Wait, did he watch the movie today? Roxma: No, he is going to die today! MUWAHAHAHA!!! Tummer: *stuffs Xenmas sock into his mouth* Xenmas7355: Hey! Vivi: Wait, Soku just went into the room with a big screen tv.......heh, screwed. CtR: Hold on Soku! Mish: Eh, might aswell save him. *In CC* Soku: Well, atleast they made this place have a tv. *TV fuzzes* Soku: Oops.*grabs remote and turns off* *TV turns back on, and continues to fuzz* Soku:..........what the? *Suddenly a wale appears on screen* Soku: Hey, you spelt that wrong........is that.....? * A girl climbs out the tv, and her face is shown* Soku:*lands on the floor, and his heart begins to race* Oh god... CtR: *charges in* Soku!......Soku? *Soku is seen sitting in a chair, but his back is towards them* Roxma: Heh...*looks at the room, and a struggle is involved* Too late....:3 Deathspank: I'll see.....Soku?*turns the chair around*.......... *Everyone screams* Roxma: I think it is time for me to leave now.*hops away* CtR:........Hey! There she is! *The girl tries to hop back into the tv* Angel:*tackles* Deathspank: KHV, attack!! Little Girl: Oh shi- D: *soon gets beat into nothingness* CtR:*sniffs* Roxma: I'm sorry Kay, I was just angry.*doesn't get too close* CtR: Huh? I was only crying because I saw she had twenty bucks, and someone took it. Mustang:*whistles* THE END
Well, it has been a long night, and to tell you the truth, it did not end well. Ounce we got to the school, with my cell phone, there were.....I couldn't count how many people the guy we were up against had. Not only that, one of them had some black dog, just barking it's head off, and they had weapons. I never dialed 911 so quickly in my life, but it didn't matter. I guess this rumble started with me, because someone three something at my head, causing me to drop my phone, and only to have more than 50 teenagers step on it. It was madness, everyone was just brawling, and yet I still don't know why. Yeah, i'm sorry you guys, but I fought, and boy did I bash some heads. At the same time, I was trying to get everyones attention, but then, that dog I mentioned, yeah, it bite me on the leg, and I had to push my fist into it's eye. Through this whole battle or whatever you want to call it, I was trying to find my friend, and make sure he was safe. Yeah, he was laying on the ground, and his head was just leaking red. It was then when some idiot fired off a gun, and I didn't even have to tell people it was ready to go, everyone ran, as did I with my friend on my back. I ran as far as I could, I didn't even go to my house, I just went to my other friends house who was not involved. The guy firing didn't even shoot right, it didn't look like he knew what he was doing, and it seemed he was also scared alittle to use it. I mean, even the people who were on his "team" ran away, obviously knowing he might do something he wasn't suppose to, other than bringing a gun out here. Right now, Braxton is in the hospital, but I didn't want to go, because I had some other buisness to take care of. So let's see, I feel like one of my ribs is broken, I had blood dripping from my nose, a black eye, a friggin bite mark on my lead with blood also, ripped off my friggin skin. I have a bloody jaw, my back is soar, when I punched someone, I literally knocked their tooth out, causing my hand to be bleeding. My crown is bleeding, and I actually coughed up blood. And for a bonus, one of my teeth is missing. I've gotten hit in the stomach with a bat, and ounce again in the head, someone almost punched me straight in the neck, but I was fast enough to dodge. I'm actually suprised I could type, especially with all the stings, and bruises all around my body. I have to say, this may make me sound weak, but I was scared for my life when I heard that gun go off. I'm actually glad someone wasn't shot, because then I would have felt guilty, and turned back to go help the lad. It didn't take long for the police to show up, but since I help take Braxton to the medic, I have to go soon, yeah, i'm leavin. I don't know how long, but since I tried to help, and they were actually on the other line before my phone got destroyed, i'm not really getting charged. So, that's the damage report on me, and let me tell you, I feel like it isn't over. I know I should go to the medic too, but I didn't want to, as I said, I had to take care of some things. I have to talk to the police, and tell them all that I know, and what school we all go too. I'm basically a source, but i'm sad also, because I should have tied him to a chair, but I still had the need to stop it. So, you guys wanna know the reason? OMG, all this pain, is because of a relationship.D: Imma have to get the background story some day when i'm free from the police, but it had to do with some girl. I'm glad they let me come here tonight though, and man, trying to fix up my wounds is hard. BTW, I know you guys are wonderin:" Where the freck is his parents?D:" Yeah, they out of town now, but I told them already. The only real thing my mom told me was: Stop trying to help so much, because it doesn't always work.
Hm, so, before I go, I wanted to let you guys know, just incase uh, something happens to me, and you'll know why. It turns out, my friend Braxton, it involved into a fight, but to actually point it out, a rumble. A lot of people are gonna be there, and, he has about thirty of his friends with him(including me), and I don't know how many people the guys are bringing. They say they are gonna duke it out behind my school, but, I don't want this to happen. He's trying to make me go and fight for him, and he won't even tell me the reason. He says he doesn't even know, because his friend who really started this whole mess, isn't saying anything. Ever since I said I was going to get the police, he's been trying to use that thing where your friends say: " If you were really my friend, you'll let me go." This is what I said: " You're stuck with me weather you like it or not, so i'm still calling to stop this whole mess." For some reason, he really wants to help his friend in this battle, i'm usually all up for fighting for a friend, but, i've been in something like this before, and I did fight. I actually remember beating on some kids too, but then, somebody hit me upside the head with a metal baseball bat. How I could tell it was metal, it was because of the sound coming from it when it thrashed into my head. One of my friends even almost died.....I regret going, and i'm actually trying to stop him. I'm trying to beat the time out of him, but he just won't tell me. All I know is, that it is happening today, and, imma have to go with him. I told him I will fight only for him, to keep him safe, because we have been buds since 1st grade. Heh, I didn't tell him that I was bringing my cell phone.XD So yeah, if I don't come back in alittle while, i'm most likely gonna be at the station, or, at the hospital.>_>; I find this sensless fighting dumb though, and I want to know the reason! I would try to stop him from going at all, but, I still don't want everyone fighting.
Hello all, I have returned, but I have some things to point out.*points at Crono* This fool tried to drop a ton of fish on my head this morning, and called me a pedo and ran.D<
Darky got his 4th gem.>_>
Me: *nervous* Sara: He looks abit nervous Xaldin: Hmmm, I don't see it. Me:*turns green* Xaldin:O_O Libregkd: He should be really. This is the last movie. Shadowjak: And he has to make it more epic than all his movies combined. He can't do it.>_> Rosey: He better, me and VGN made a bet VGN: Sorry Soku, but I have to make some money some how. Koneko wants more jewerly. Koneko:*holds a knife to Soku* You better make it lame Soku: D: Anniexo: Alright that's enough, he should try his hardest, but I swear if I don't beat up somebody.......... CtR: That's enough! Leave Soku alone or i'll.......i'll.......*grabs glomp gun* Everyone: O.O CtR: Sit down. Now. Everyone:*sits* Deathspank: Wait I didn't get my popcorn yet. CtR:*shoots gun* Deathspank: AHHH!!!!*gets tackled by a bunch of glomp smilies* Soku: Thank you honey. CtR:*shoots gun* Soku: AHHH! CtR: Woops. Vivi:>_> *turns on movie* ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- *????* Deathspank: *pants* Have we lost em? Shadowjak: I think so, where are we?*looks at building* -_-; Deathspank: What?*looks at building* Oh, we're at the jail house. *suddenly police cars show up* Deathspank: I blame you. *????* Bender: Where'd all your other pals go? Silver_Bullet: I'm not sure, we all split up when the cops came. We seem to be in alot of BS lately.....................please take that off.D: Beder: Why? I like my Auron costume. *police car shows up* Police: Freeze! Silver_Bullet: What the hek?! How did they find us?! Deathspank: Woot! Look Silver! We're going into the potty wagon, woohoo! Silver_Bullet: I blame you.*points to shadowjak* Shadowjak:*facepalm* *????* Rosey: Oh crap, it seems like the end for us. Arc: Why would you say that? Rosey:*points to incoming police cars* Arc: Oh please, I can get rid of them easily.*lifts up Roseys skirt* Rosey: Hey! *Policemen run towards Rosey* Arc:*runs* Policeman: So, going anywhere tonight other than jail? Rosey:-_-; *????* *TwilightNight*:*ontop of building* Ah, I think we are safe here......what are you doin? Cin: Nothin. *zips up pants* Yeah, they won't ever find us here. *Police comes on rooftop........wet police* *TwilightNight*: You didn't......... Cin: Leave me alone, we staff aren't potty trained. *????* Repliku: The police would most likely not see us if we go into the alley. CarbuncleGem: Nah, that's the first place they would look. Repliku: Do you trust me?*holds out hand* CarbuncleGem:*eyes glisten, grabs hand*..........*flips* You still owe me twenty bucks. Random Kid: Oohh fight! Repliku: What there isn't a fig- CarbuncleGem:*strangles* Police: Freeze! Repliku: NIce going ******! CarbuncleGem:*kills* *?????* Crono: OMG OMG.............OMG!!!! Nra: Why did I have to be stuck with these two? DjMouse: Ya know ya love us. Nra: I'd rather eat a possum. Crono:*is done cooking* Here, possum to go. Nra: O.o; Police: Freeze! DjMouse: How the hek did they find us?! Crono: I don't know, but I hope my sign didn't help.*looks up at sign saying: Wanted KHV members here! Saturday is Possum day!* *????* Sara: I think we're lost. Fayth: Of course we aren't. Everyone probably is stupid enough to get caught, and lost. Imma ask this guy for directions.*walks away* Sara: Alright, don't get lost.-_- Hmm, I wonder what is going on though......lets see, we murdered, and we got arrested. Does that mean........oh Fayth...... Fayth: Sorry, my mom always taught me to ask the police for directions. Police:-_-; Sara: I hate you.D: * Soon, everyone from KHV had been brought to jail, and is awaiting for trail* Soush: This is so stupid........*blows harmonica* RoxasvsRiku: If ya think about it, this is all DS fault. Deathspank: Nuu! If you guys would have let me just die, then we wouldn't be here....................thanks anyway. Pure Beats~: Not welcome fat head. Deathspank: Hey, it is only slightly large. Mish: Nah, that thing is the size of a blow pop. Misty: Hm, more like the jawbreakers off of that show. Deathspank: ;_; Darkwatch:*sigh* Nobody knows the trouble i've seen, Nobody knows but Joseki. Joseki: Why do you have to be my bro?D: Xaldin: Bleh, we should atleast try to break the bars. Kitty: I'm not so sur- Xaldin: Shut it woman!*kicks bar, but gets shocked to a crisp*X_X Kitty: It is true. K a i r i: Yep, woman are smarter than men. Forsaken Shadow: As if! We discovered fire! Gharanth: Only to try and taste it.>_> *Crono, Nra, and Jube start singing* Crono: I miss my mommy...*blows on harmonica* Nra: And my dad...*taps foot* Jube: Oh I miss hearing sounds from their bed.*taps foot also*.....what? Deathspank: Thanks for the image man. VGN: This sucks.*puts ear up against wall* How ya doin Koneko? *from other cell* Koneko: I'm doing good, but Silver and Bender are drinking. Silver_Bullet: You know you want some, spidey loves it! Koneko: And he keeps talking to the wall. Says it's spiderman. iPraise: Bender! That was my drink! Bender: Well you can kiss my shiny metal- Tummer73: Now now Bender, use your nice words man. Bender: Yes sir. You can kiss my shiny metal ********!!! Tummer73: O.o kikame_36: I'm the real Kikame! Kikame: No, i'm the real Kikame! Hissora: You're both Kikame, so shut up! Shadowjak: Why do women have trouble talking softly? Laurence_Fox: I don't know, but i'm gonna get away from you.*leaves* Shadowjak: Wha-*gets slapped* Sara: Anyways, I think they are going to be coming down here soon. Alice: We're probably gonna be hanged. Roxas: Sweet!!..........................D: Da Freak: This is the way to go, oooorr...... Alice: Or what? Da Freak: ^_^ *looks at CtR* CtR: Oh noes.D: *Guard comes* CtR:*blushes* Umm, hey hunk. Guard: Hm? CtR: Ya know, that suit looks really good on you.*holds throw up* Guard: Well, I have been working out. CtR: Yeah.............me too.*punches* Guard: X_X*falls to floor* CtR:*grabs keys* You guys owe me. Darkandroid: Oh just open the door. DPWolf: Remind me to stay on her good side. Darkwatch: Trust meh, you would rather be on Saras good side. * Soon, everyone was released, and the plan commensed* Deathspank: Now, we have to find a way out of here. Sara: We have more problems than that DS. Deathspank: Like what? Mustang: We killed, but the authoritys don't know why. And, it seems, that we have been arrested already. Deathspank: So that means..... Boris: Yes, that means there is another version of us, and they are in this jail house somewhere. La Sofa: So we're gonna have to find ourselves? Sara: We must, our others could hold a information we need, and maybe we could change this future. Anniexo: Alright then, this place is huge, but if we split up into appropriate groups, it probably won't take that long. If you do find your other self, then......umm..... Bender:*takes out cell phones* Yeah, this place has service. Anniexo: O.o Deathspank: Alright then! Lets go! KHV on five. 1 Shadowjak:*rubs cheek* 2 Moodkip: 3 Mirai: 4 Christhor: 7997 The CHOSEN one: 7998 Stardust: 7999 Sara:*slaps Christhor* 5! Everyone: KHV!!! *Meanwhile* Tetsuya: Man, this sucks. Riku: I knew I should have just destroyed the whole site with a virus. T-Rex:*trys to eat tweety* Tweety: Get away from me!! Tetsuya: Our superior will be angry for sure. Riku: ***** Tetsuya: What? Riku: There's a girl dog behind you. Tetsuya:*turns around* Riku:*steals money* Tetsuya:*tunrs back around* I didn't see any- Riku: Stop talking nonsense. ????: What has happened to the group? Tetsuya: Yeeaah, we aren't sure. ????:-_-; Tweety: We can destroy them though, only if you give us one more chance.......superior? Tetsuya: Yup, he's gone. Tweety: Sweet niblets. Riku: It looks like we will have to find our own way.......now.............is that....is that a heartless? Tetsuya:*looks down at the tiny creature* Oh, it sure is, come here.*reaches hand to pet it* Heartless: D< *bites* Tetsuya: AHHH!!!!!! *Jail House* Shadowjak: Man, there are heartless crawling everywhere. Get thing I stole the mans pistol. Element-Chan: And yet you still can't aim. Shadowjak: Can too!*shoots gerbils foot* Libregkd: Oww!! Shadowjak: Woops Trigger: Man, give meh the gun. Meh: Yeah, give me the gun. Trigger: Wha- Shut up! Invader Jack: Wait, didn't your name use to be Epilouge? Trigger: I don't remember................who are you? Invader Jack: ;_; Crono: Guys, is it me, or was there a cry in pain? Darkwatch: Hmm, follow me. *the group go towards a cell, shootin, and beating down heartless while they are at it* Darkwatch: Alright, you go in first. Jube: Why?D: Darkwatch: Because I said so!*grabs belt* Jube: Alright already!*walks towards cell* O........M.........G........it's Deathspank. *the whole group walk over to the cell, only to find a man, his skin so close to his bones, that his bones were beggining to break through skin. Eyes are completely white, and a rotting smell filled the air* Darkwatch:*holds nose* You stink. Shadowjak: DS...............is that you? Deathspank:*looks up slowly, eyes turning a blood red color when did. Blood started to leak out the eyes, and bones popping could be heard*.......................Shadow........jak................get.........out......now.......hurry..... Shadowjak:*takes a step back* DS, how long did they keep us here? Deathspank:.....................................S..........o............k.........*coughs up blood* Darkwatch:*calls Sara* Sara:*picks up phone* Darkwatch! You won't believe this! Darkwatch: I have some news too. Sara: What? Darkwatch: We found DS, and he looks like he's been here for about 500 years. Sara:.................. Darkwatch: What? Sara:W-we found DS, and it looks like he has been here for over 1000 years. Darkwatch:*drops phone* Crono: What did she say Darky? Darkwatch:*completely frozen* Shadowjak:*gulps* I think I know.................this isn't good, we have to leave now. Jube: Why? What's going on?! *From another part of Jail House* Sara: Crap, this isn't good. Kitty: Deathspank, stop trying to move. Deathspank(1000): S..........o............k...........*coughs up blood* Mish:..............Soku? Hey actually, we haven't seen him in awhile.....where did he go? Lithium: Hm, Sara, is there something we don't know. Sara: Oh yeah, and in the end, it probably won't end well for us.....forever. Ris: Care to explain? Sara: It seems, we have done this before........and when we did, we ended up like that.*points to Deathspank* And now, i'm thinking, that's how we're gonna end up, and the versions after us, will end up like us. CtR: What?! Sara: I don't know how this could have happened though.*sighs* Muffin: Maybe.......maybe this had all started when we had exploded from TWTNW! HigherBeing: But still, why does DS keep saying Soku? You don't think......... Sara: Somehow, Soku has cause all of this, and is trying to kill us all! *Suddenly, a silver portal appears, and four things stepped out* Tetsuya: Ow my hand...... Riku: Oh stop whining. Tweety:*burps* Hey, that T-Rex was asking for it. ????: So, you have found the recent DS eh? CtR:............Why? Soku.............. Soku: Sorry Kay, but this is how it has all started. Boris knows everything. Boris: No, I didn't know about you. I could have sworn you were the most pure hearted member out there.............. Soku: Hmph, it was all an act. How ya doin DS? Deathspank:*falls over, red eyes staring straight at Soku, and blood mixed with tears leaked out* Soku: Well, I wonder where the others are, they should be around here somewhere. Sara:.................... Soku: Hm? You wanted to say something Sara? Sara: I trusted you....... Soku: Trust is something only the weak have, and you apparently are weak. CtR: I just don't get it.............. Soku: Of course you wouldn't, nobody would, except DS, he was the only one who was abit iffy about me. The first time this had happened, I tried to stop it, but my idiots failed again. The second time, they failed again, which brought you guys into the future yet again. Then, here we are now, and this time, i'll end everything. Sara: I'd like to see you try!*sprints towards Soku* Soku:*sigh and sends a force towards Sara* Sara:*flys back into DS* *Now, DS body had been shattered, and his dry black heart had resided on the cold floor with the rest of his bones. There was no blood though besides the ones leaking from his eyes, all his blood had dripped away years ago........* Soku: Hm, I wonder if that was one way to stop the madness. Maybe, the solution is to kill all of you. Zeff:............. Soku: Ah, so now, you admit defeat now eh? Zeff:*clenches fists* Soku: So, I wonder where the others are.*picks up phone on ground, and links to everyones cell phone* Attention all KHV members. Darkwatch:*picks up phone* Soku? Jube:Hm? Soku? VGN:*picks up phone*...............Soku? Alice:*picks up phone* Eh, Soku? I don't remember him being here. Deathspank:*picks up phone* Oh wow, hey Soku, where the hek have you been?.............wait, why is everyone on the phone? Soku: Hello my friends, as you may have noticed, I have been gone, and, I am calling on Saras phone. I just wanted to let you guys hear my voice one last time, because, the chaos ends here, and you all will die by my hands. Might aswell say good bye to your former selves, because i'll send you all to oblivion. And this time, you will not escape.*closes phone* Deathspank:.......................*closes phone* Darkwatch: No.............*closes phone* VGN: What is going on?*closes phone* Alice: Should have seen this coming..........*closes phone* *Back to Saras group* Soku:*smashes phone* Now, I guess I will start with you guys. CtR: Soku, what has happened to you? Soku:*a black ball of raw energy forms into his hand* I.......am the darkness. *screams could be heard from all over the Jail House* Darkwatch: What do we do now? Shadowjak: I don't know, but I refuse to end up like this DS. We're......we're gonna have to destroy Soku. He must have outstanding abilites, so now, we must group up with everyone/ Crono: I don't think Alices group is too far. Lets go team up with her. *Darkwatchs group went towards Alices group, while her group....* Alice: Everyone, calm down. Cin: I know you heard Saras scream. Soku has killed her! Alice: Hm yes.........anyways. Cin.O.o Xaldin: Hey, I think that's Darkys group over there. Alice: Good, maybe we could team up. But, I did want to find myself. Zexion of the Twilight: You're probably more fuglier than a dusty basement.>_> Dual Weilder: Seriously, but I did want to see what I would look like. Darkwatch: Guys, we're so glad we found you. Alice:*is done beating up DW and Zexion* Yeah, BTW, we found the old you. You're over there.*points to a jail cell* Darkwatch:*walks over* Oh wow............. *Darkwatch look more lively than DS, but still was on the verge of dieing* Darkwatch: T_T Silver_Bullet: Sorry DW..... Darkwatch: Sorry? I'm still the most hottest person here.*ruffles old DWs hair* Rosey:*slaps* Anyways, let's find VGNs group. Meh: What about Sara? Rosey:................. Meh: Man............ Nra: Alright, let's go. *VGNs group* Rat: We're gonna die!!!!! VGN: Calm down jerry! DjMouse: Hey, i'm jerry! Arc: Sara............. RvR: You alright man? Arc: I'm not sure....... Kiryu: Well get ahold of yourself, we have to make sure to survive. Soku is going to kill us all, and it will really be the end. Arc:*sniffs* Right, alright guys, let's find our remaining groups. Ienzo: Alice and VGN are only left right? VGN: Nope, Deathspank has his own group also. GIIIIIIIRLZ: Well then, let's go find them all, before it is too late. Soku: I don't think that is an option. Arc:...............Soku........... *Blood was splattered over his uniform, and Soku had a mark on his forehead* Soku: I've killed Saras group, and now, it's your turn. MadiYasha: Are you gonna kill our old selves too? Soku: Of course, maybe to save time, I might just blow up the building after i'm finished with this group.*evil grin* *Another set of screams could be heard.....* Deathspank: Oh crap, another part of my forum is down....... Allisonlove90: We have to escape from this place. Nol: C'mon DS...... Deathspank:........... Roxas: Dude, we can't give up just yet.......not yet...... Vivi: This isn't good, what if we are next? Roxas: Then, we have to get out of here now. Deathspank: Yeah, knowing Soku.....he is trying to destroy this place now. We have to find everyone, because I bet now he wants to destroy everyone inside the building by destroying it. Hissora: Try calling on cell phone, we could tell them to move towards the entrance other than wasting time finding eachother then leaving. Deathspank:*nods and picks up phone* Alice:*picks up phone* Hello? Deathspank: Head towards the entrance, and contact VGN and tell him the same thing. Alice:..............I have Darkwatch group with me, so that means...... Deathspank:*does a seris of cuss words, but goes back to Alice* Get everyone to the entrance, and be quick about it.*closes phone* Alice:*looks at everyone* Alright, let's head out! *over the rooftop of Jail House* Soku:*starts to murmer something* Tetsuya: I think we should step back...... Soku:*Flashing his eyes open, the clouds start to turn a dangerous black, and highwinds began to form. His body was glowing a bright red, and the clouds gathered in one place. Soon, the whole city began to be wiped out by dozens of powerful tornados, and they were heading towards the Jail House* This truly is the end...... *In the Jail House* Shadowjak:*shoots a heartless right in the head* Dang, it is going to be hard getting out of here. Darkwatch:*leans against the wall* C'mon, I think we're almost there......hey, DS!! Deathspank: D-Darky! What are you doin? *Soon the remaining groups met* Alice: We can't take it, we have been battling heartless, and it feels like a maze.... Orion: Plus, it sounds like a swarm of tornados outside......we're gonna die. Deathspank: No, I will refuse to let my forum go down! Everyone, get on the ground, and cover your heads. *Soon, the dozen tornados came towards the building, and sweep the rooftop away, and they were in the presense of death* Soku:*stands over building, watching tornados come* THIS KHV MEMBERS, THIS WILL BE THE FINAL TIME WE SPEAK!! Deathspank:*stands up, flying in the air also* No, I will not let this happen! Soku: You're already old DS, you should be dead anyway. Deathspank: No, we will live!*the wind carries him up towards Soku* Tetsuya: We should go now eh?*grabs Tweety and Riku* See ya.*flys away* Soku: Hmph, not that loyal after all, oh well.*brings the dangerous winds closer* *Soon, all the members were lifted off the ground* Deathspank:NOOO!!*bumps into Soku* Soku: Fool, accept your fate! Deathspank: I don't think so!*pushes Soku into the tornado* Soku: Noo!!!*enters the tornado, and blood spurs out of it* *soon, the tornados had faded away* Deathspank:*lands straight on the ground, and is knocked out* *The whole city is ruined, but all the remaining KHV members were there in the ruins* Deathspank:*opens eyes and stands up* Yes......he's gone. Guys, we won!.......guys? *DS walked around the city, only to see his beloved members dead, and their corpses being drenched in blood* Deathspank:*looks down at Darkys body* No...........NOOOOOOO!!!!!! *Five Years Later* Deathspank:Zzzzzzzz Xejikun: Wake up DS! Deathspank: Huh?........what is it? Xejikun: We have a new member again. Deathspank: Hm...... Xejikun: Are you thinking about them again? Deathspank: They were my first........the nightmare still haunts me. But, it is time for the new generation...........I will miss you guys, but, the memory will never fade............KHV for life.......... Ending Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1Emp8Gp9ZE ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shadowjak: Dude, that ending sucks Deathspank: Seriously, I wanted to die! D< Soku: T_T CtR: You killed me!*slaps* Rosey: D: Soku: Hey, I died too so truce? Everyone: Hmmmm............NOOB!!!!*staples*
Even though it would seem most people would lie about their KHV dreams, i'm not, and I didn't even see it comin.-__- I was scrolling down the member list, Nra was Admin, Arc was back to Admin, Cin was S.Mod, and Sara was a regular member................In my dream, I wasn't even suprised neither.D: BTW, me, I was crimson.-__-;
Sorry i've been gone, I just got caught up reading a manga called Gakuen Alice. It's really interested, and............................don't worry, i'll be back.*runs*
Sara: Take what? Soku: I can't take the pressure.... Vivi: The pressure of what? Soku: What? Vivi: The pressure. Soku: What pressure? Vivi: What? Soku: What? Sara: I wonder why you guys are staff. Darky: I wonder why i'm staff, I wanna be lazy like the members, i'm tired of doing work.*goes to trailer* Cin: You ain't got no trailer. kekekekekeke*gets smacked with a shoe* Alice: Rip off artist Arc: Hey, who unbanned you? Alice: It was Deathspank Mish: Le gasp! Deathspank: Cork it Shim. I unbanned her because we are married now. Shadowjak: ;_; *has lost chance* Soku: Dude, why are you cryin? Shadowjak: Leave me alone will ya.*turns away* Soku: O.o Deathspank: Pay attention new blood! I brought you into this family, and I can easily take you out! Sara: Actually I- Deathspank:*de reps* Shut it cocksucker! Sara: Hey, this isn't- Deathspank:*gives two warnings* Anything else? Sara: No...... Anniexo: Man, are you okay? Sora:*wakes up*.........what the? Xaldin: Just go back to sleep dude, you do not want t- Deathspank:*bans Xaldin* Everyone shut up! Everyone:...........*zips mouth* Deathspank: I have an important announcment. Soku: Oh yeah, so do I- Deathspank:*bans Soku* Anyways, I have an important announcment. I've just been informed, that KH2FM+ is coming to US! Xaldin: Woo- Deathspank: I didn't ask you to cheer yet!..............wait......... Soku: That's what I wanted to say. Sara said there's no such thing as banned now. Deathspank:..................No hard feelings? Everyone:*takes out guns* It's not like we don't like you..........it's just that you look better off dead in our opinion.*shoots* Deathspank: EEK!! La Sofa: Okay, when he dies, imma snag his creator status. Silver_Bullet:*too busy drinking with spiderman* Rosey: Dude, it won't work. La Sofa: Yes it will, trust me.*runs over* Rosey:*facepalm* Deathspank:*dead on the ground* X_X La Sofa:*does something weird to DS* Sara: That was sick Sofa.........*barfs* Cin: I've lost every feeling of respect towards you. D: Arc: That's just ludicrous man. La Sofa: Haha! I'm an owner now, and you will all bow down to meeeeee!!! Dooooooooh!!!*gets sniped* Silver_Bullet: Yay, I killed Sara.........oops.......ah what the hek.*drinks more* Soku: Actually there is something else I wanted to say. I will be posting movie eight tomorrow. Vivi: Dude, aren't you suppose to be patroling the forum? Soku: Oh crap!!*goes towars forum* Vivi:*looks* Okay he's gone, now let's plan his destruction. CtR:*comes back* Ah home sweet site.....home....ah i'm just glad to be here..........What happened to Sofa?
About three F-16 flew over my house.............D: What the hell?
Me: Wow, I almost forgot that I promised someone I would make just one more. Deathspank: But you ended it in such a epic way. Sara: OH shut up DS, you say it like as if you want to be stuck in that world. Deathspank:............... Sara: OMG Arc: I gotta admit, I was getting alittle impatient for a next one. Roxma: Hey guys today is my birthday! HigherBeing: I'm telling you, this movie is gonna phail. Roxma: Guys today is my birthday!! Darkwatch: So Cin, if a fish had lips, could it eat cereal? Cin: I don't know, ask Go- I mean Risk. Risk: For a price I will. Rosey:*gives you bubble money* Risk: That's more I like it! Roxma: ;_; Anniexo:*throws a grenade in the middle of the group* Everyone: Oh look a penny!......Mine! *grenade blows up* Anniexo: Now you noobs pay attention to Roxma! Me:*crawls on floor* We can't..... Anniexo:*pulls out socom* Why is that? Me: You killed everyone you friggin prune sack! Anniexo: What? Am I suppose to say sorry? :3 CtR:*comes back to see everyone dead*O.o What did I miss? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- *In a VERY strange world* Deathspank: I would like some more tea please. Teletubbie: Of course.*pours* Arc: *watches from a view* Why couldn't we have Tetsuya as our leader again? Shadowjak: Because aparantly we love spanky. Roxasvsriku: I only said that because I wanted a new status. Kiryu: I say we attack these guys, and figure out a way out. La Sofa: You said that three years ago, and we still haven't figured a way out. Kiryu: No, you just weren't listening, you were too busy trying to figure out where the restroom was. La Sofa: Lies! All Lies!*gets hit with a shoe* Rosey: Shut up! I'm trying to figure out where the purple one is going. Darkandroid: Actually his name is- Rosey: I will seriously kill you DA, you've completely lost your sanity, along with all the other staff members. Sj! You're blue now, do something! Shadowjak: May I have some more tea? With more sugar though. Rosey: O_O Sara: Bleh, seeing as i'm now 105 years old, I think I won't have to worry about staying here. Teletubbie: Oh noes noob, this place makes you live forever, why do you think our show is still going? Arc: That's it.*knocks the strange creature down, and eats it* Kitty: Arc, what have you done?! Arc: Conspiracy I say! I'm tired of these jellybean, baby faced, fugly little people! I say, we fight!*runs and tackles another* Anniexo:*pulls out giant axe* That's what i'm talking about!*starts chopping them down* FireNanaki:*throws fire at a teletubbie riding a bicycle* Ris:*throws a kunai at one* Phear meh eyebrows! Deathspank: Nuuu! Don't hurt them! They are my friends! Teletubbie: I'm sorry, I don't have sugar with me. Deathspank:*beats the crap out of teletubbie* Shadowjak: You better hope you have sugar. Teletubbie: ^_^'...............*tries to run* Shadowjak:*trips it, and beats its head into the ground* *Suddenly the sky turns red as the war rages on, and an army of robots come* Jerry(DJMouse): Ah crap, they have Terminators on their side! Everybody! Repent! Repent! Jube: No way, these robots Phail!*gets turned into baking soda* Run you prune noobs! *All the KHV members scatter around the world, as the teletubbies and robots attack* Mish: Oh jeez, you guys wouldn't hit a pretty women right? Terminator:*stare* Mish: I mean I am the hottest thing here right? Terminator:*stares* Mish: It's not that you aren't hot aswell.... Terminator:*stare*...........*drool* Mish: Stop staring at me.*shoots its head off* Koneko:*tackles on down and steals weapon* Haha! Take that! Take this! Oh you like that?! Well have some of th- Arrggh!! VGN: What's wrong hun?!*finsihes off a teletubbie* Koneko: I have some weird liquid on me. VGN:*runs* Koneko: Wait! Why are you-*gets stabbed by a tail* *hordes of Aliens come, which attracted Predators. Soon, Terminators, Teletubbies, Aliens, Predators, and KHV was at war* Shadowjak:*shoots down a Alien, but liquid splashes on suit* Ahh!! Predator:*hits him over the head with a bat* Teletubbie:*zaps with ray gun* Angel: Noo!! I was in love with him!*hacks down teletubbie* Anniexo:*tackles down mother Alien* Girl, you need some trident. Cin:*rolled up most in a ball* That's my job.*stuffs mouth with trident* Repliku: Wait a minute! This isn't possible! Why would the robots side with these cocksuckers? It's highly illogical. Everyone(yeah, everyone): So is your face but we aren't complaining. *the epic battle rages on, and soon, only one person was able to fight* Barnie: Oh you losers are weak, I was just about to call Micheal Jackson to help me too, but it wasn't needed. Soush: If anyone, ever mentions this, I will kill you. Misty: Then I guess I shouldn't have videotaped the fight? Da Freak: Man, you guys unbanned me for this? Crono:*stands up* I don't know, this fight was kind of kinky. Why were you doing that to the robot Mish? Mish: Don't ask.*stares at Barnie* Barnie: It looks like I won though. Purple dinos FTW!! Lithium: No, I will not be defeated by the likes of you! I shall call, the one and only... Deathspank: Don't man, the dumb dog is afraid.-_- Lithium: No, not that one... Duel Wielder: You know you could rip the fabric of time, and cause the whole existence of man- Muffin: Womenkind!! Deathspank: Hahahaha!!XD Duel Wielder:*sigh* Barnie: Well it's true, my wife runs everything in my life. Rat:*hits him behind the head* You were suppose to be home by 5:00PM!! Barnie:But honey... Rat:*drags him home* Shadowjak:............ Raito: So that's what he's been doing...... DubaiMario: Oh man, I missed my chance.... Gharanth: Hey, this means we have won! And are victorious!!*stands up* Boris:*slaps* No, we got pwned and Rat saved us. Misty, give me the tape. Misty; No it's my masterpiece!!*runs* Roxas: Hey Lithium, who were you getting anyway? Lithium: Huh? Roxas:............. Lithium: What? You're acting like I can't lie ounce and awhile. Sara: Well, atleast we have a chance to think things through. Alice: Think about what? Sara:-.- How to get out of here you idiot! Alice:*looks at the portal that has been there for years* Why don't we just go through that? Sara:.........I told you it was a portal. Deathspank: No you didn't! You said it was a doughnut! Xaldin: Doughnut?! Where! It's mine!*jumps through portal* Trigger: No way!*jumps through* Darkwatch: Get out the way!*flys through* Everyone:.............. Xaldin:*comes back with bruises, and a slap mark* Yeeaaah.......I suggest women go through first...... Jube: What was on the other side? Xaldin:........ Trigger:*flys back out* Oww!! Dang she can slap hard! Darkwatch: My life is now complete.*has a mark on the side of face* Jube:-.- Crono: Calm down Jube.*walks towards the portal* *Every men on KHV ran towards the portal, with some drool coming from their mouth, except Xaldin* Xaldin:*coughs and waits* Forsaken Shadow:*walks through portal, with five marks* I'm satisfied. EvilMan: *crawls through* Dangit, I could almost reach her but Moodkip got into my way! Moodkip:*comes back* Meow, I like em rough. Anniexo:*tightens fist* Moodkip: Not that rough!*hides behind EvilMan* *Everyone men soon comes back with a over five marks on face* Darkwatch:.......What? Sara: When we get back, you're all banned for two months, except you Xaldin. Muffin: DW.... Duel Wielder: I was just going to get RvR, man, that dude can get really desperate. Roxasvsriku: What? You're the one who pushed me out the way! Sara: Enough! Now get out of our way! Arc:*looks down in shame* Yes dear. *All the men move, and the women go in to explain everything* Cin: Oh man that was awsome, i've never seen that many before. Too bad you wussed out Xaldin. Xaldin: Shut up, atleast i'm not banned. Deathspank: Wait, she can't ban me. I'm the friggin owner! GhettoXenmas: And yet, you banned yourself in the first movie. Deathspank: What movie? GhettoXenmas: Nothing.*walks away* hitna3510:*comes out* Alright you pervs, come in. Nra: You got rid of everyone?D: hitna3510:*shakes head then leaves* All KHV men:*grin* Bleh, it was worth it. *Soon the group was in a strange world ounce again, but it looked familiar* Deathspank: Wait.......does anyone remember this? Hissora: I knew it! We're on Earth! Bender: Earth can kiss my shiny metal- Everyone: AHHHHH!!! Silver_Bullet: Of all the places...... Fry: Hey, where did all the showering women go? Bender: I don't know, but they were replaced with these noobs. Vivi: Hey, i'm no boob. Angel: He said noob Vivi. Vivi: Yeah, that's what I said, boob. Deathspank: Alright that's it, where's the nearest computer? Bender:*takes a laptop out* Deathspank:*takes it, but froze* Uhhh......what was our site called again? Sara:<_<*grabs laptop, and goes to the site* Oh......My....God..... draik88: What happened? Xemnas7355: What does it say Sara? Sara: I can't believe this..... SvA: Man, give it here ye old cockbite.*looks at the screen*.......... Zeff: I'm seriously about to pwn you noobs.*grabs laptop* It says that.......KHV has been closed dew to the arrest of KHV members, and creator DS. They have all been arrested for...........manslaughter from across worlds. Shikimarus Shadow: Wait, what could this mean? Vivi: I don't know son*sees police* But I think we're about to find out. Deathspank: Wait, how could it say we've been arrested if- Police: Freeze!! Deathspank: Sweet niblets..... ----------------------------------------------------------- Me: Woot! Yay, now I can retire! iPraise: WTF you idiot!! You left another goddang opening!! Me: Now now iPraise, what did we say about- iPraise:*tackles* Deathspank: Dude! You have to make another movie! Me: Why?D: Shadowjak: Because, you can't just end something like that!*takes out Ak-47* Me; Wait wait! Before everyone kills me, it's not my call, it's the veiwers call. I don't make them unless if they don't want me too.*drinks beer* Hit meh. HigherBeing: Okay.*punches*
