To understand that shme will definitely be here for you... Or not...
Hello... It's me... EDWARD... Anyway, Dalk is gone, and can't get on for a while, so I'm his very own, personal messenger! If there's anything you want him to know, please look him up on MSN! If you can't find him, please relay to me your message, and I'll have it to him within 24 hours, at no expense to you!
....... You heard me...
[Welcome to the First (And Only) National Church of Dalkism] We are all his children... So, everyone on the Magic School Bus! Except for you...
My Trap?
But......................... [I REALLY WANTED A PONY FOR CHRISTMAS, AND I DIDN"T GET ONE! NOT EVEN A PONY BODY PART, OR A PONY EPIDERMIS, OR A PONY SHAPED GIFT CARD! WHY DOESN'T DALK GET ME THIS STUFF FOR CHRISTMAS?!?!?!]
Welcome home, Master... EDWARD_1 has been waiting for you...
