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  1. Atticus
    What up peeps?

    This is some of the oldest of the old skool reporting in, Roxas and March of the Dogs!!

    We brought my old Mac out and dusted it off and guess what we found? The KH-Vids Song. We listened to it and started cracking up. That was what, 5 years ago? But it still stands the test of time (if you can get past the C-rated production and Nathan's middle school vocals lol).

    We got an apartment in LA now, chillin' with our homies Skrillex and Justin Biebz while we follow our dreams to the max! It's been ****ing amazing, spirits are high (and heads, ****in Cali tree up in this hizz). Nathan's been bopping scripts around and working on the show Wilfred on Fox if anyone has seen it, and I've been touring the USSSA DJing in some epic cities. We're working on a hip-hop CD right now on the side cuz it's fun as ****, writing, and of course making RPG's on RPG Maker 2003! It's still the ****!

    And yeah I'm still playing Kingdom Hearts... gotta get a 3DS though.

    ANYWAY! Since I don't recognize any usernames except like 3 looking at the who's been online thing, you probably are going wtf is this guy talking about? I guess the above paragraphs were more directed to any old friends still around. But if you're a KH-Vids enthusiast like I was back in the day, you must check this.

    Okay here's the song: http://www.mediafire.com/?5bhzihz9gidgch0

    LYRICS!

    The yellow sky of twilight
    Will be my guide tonight
    I walk a faded line that's faded by the many times
    I travel down these sunlit hills
    In search of what I'll never find
    I see clouds as deep as oceans that I've left behind

    There are forests to my left and shadows to my right
    I walk through open fields of flowers that will bloom tonight
    The sun does cast a glow as sacred as the morning light
    And this I ask, forget my past, and I know everything will be alright

    When I joined KH-Vids I was such a n00b
    I bet I only had one pube
    After awhile I called it my home
    But I was just another CFF clone
    Shadowjak's rants were really nice
    I bet Mish tastes like sugar & spice
    Xaldin's the biggest ****** on the site
    But unlike Sara at least he doesn't fight

    All the stupid Kingdom Hearts kids
    Let's log on to KH-Vids
    They all live in their only little world
    Most of the guys have never seen a real girl
    Another thing that bothers me is this
    The girls are in love with guys that don't exist
    All the stupid Kingdom Hearts kids
    Let's log on to KH-Vids

    Misty how old are you
    Forum helpers, what the **** do they do?
    Vivi quit the staff and Darky did too
    And sweqsora oh how much I miss you
    Angel you loved a guy you didn't know
    Saving up for college but now you won't go
    Roxas still lurks on the site all the time
    See how many of his names you can find

    All the stupid Kingdom Hearts kids
    Let's log on to KH-Vids
    They all live in their only little world
    Most of the guys have never seen a real girl
    Another thing that bothers me is this
    The girls are in love with guys that don't exist
    All the stupid Kingdom Hearts kids
    Let's log on to KH-Vids

    Sara, we dedicate this verse to you
    You're just so annoying I don't know what to do
    An on-line boyfriend is no way to go
    Cyber****ing a guy that you don't even know
    I'm telling you this, straight from the heart
    Talks about ripples are no way to start
    I don't really care if this makes you sad
    Cuz the truth is it makes me laugh

    Alice is funny in a really creepy way
    Deathspank always knew just what to say
    The best AMV's were made by DA (<-Darkandroid!! Straight G!)
    And the best stories written by Soushirei
    Mish is way too hot for this site
    For her this is no way to spend her nights
    Maddie you support everything I do
    And Cin. I've. Fallen in love with youuuuuu~

    All the stupid Kingdom Hearts kids
    Let's log on to KH-Vids
    They all live in their only little world
    Most of the guys have never seen a real girl
    Another thing that bothers me is this
    The girls are in love with guys that don't exist
    All the stupid Kingdom Hearts kids
    Let's log on to KH-Vids

    Keep it real *****z.

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    P.S. I LOVE YOU MISTY!! CALL ME!!!!
    Thread by: Atticus, Feb 16, 2012, 122 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Atticus
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    aw

    Well it looks like the buzz around the KH-Vids song has died.

    And so I leave this forum.

    Bye! Thanks for the memz. Whether you know me as Atticus, March of the Dogs, or don'tbanme, I slightly enjoyed coming onto this website.
    Thread by: Atticus, May 28, 2009, 16 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Atticus
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    Omg

    Atticus is back.

    The day none of you awaited is here. But this is a monumental thread for me.

    **** yeah.

    EDIT: This is don'tbanme, AKA Nathan Hall for those who don't know
    Thread by: Atticus, May 28, 2009, 15 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Atticus
    This is a 85% true biography of Roxas, my best friend, and avid user of KH-Vids. The parts that aren't true are parts that I don't know exactly what happened and had to make stuff up. I hope you find it enlightneng. (Roxas knows about this, and he said its all okay for me to put up.)

    Roxas was born on January 13th, 1991. He lived in England for several years, in which he learned many lessons that overall didn't help him later on in life.

    He moved to America around the early to mid 90's. He met a dashing young boy named Atticus in first grade. They became best friends quickly, and had many nice adventures and storiez.

    When Roxas was in 4th grade, he had his first girlfriend, a girl named Joelle. She was fat and ugly and I don't know what he was thinking. Then, he had a girlfriend named Jackie. She was skinny and ugly and I don't know what he was thinking. Roxas and Jackie did many things that normal 5th graders dont usually do. He described them to me in detail but I won't put you through those, but let's just say I didn't know tweezers could be used that way. These two years were years he would very much like to forget.

    In 6th grade, Roxas realized he felt an attraction for boys as well as girls. He first noticed this when he saw a boy named Jared. Their eyes met, and Roxas blushed sheepishly. Jared gave him a warm smile and Roxas looked away, embarassed. Unfortunately, their love could not unfold, as Jared was shipped to Vietnam as a part of a mail-order rape victim deal. Roxas was heartbroken, but moved on.

    Roxas also met a boy named Donovan Garmo. This boy was Roxas's first official "boyfriend". Roxas was madly in love. But due to insecurity in his sexual orientation, Roxas ended the beautiful relationship, and was once again heartbroken.

    Roxas turned to music as his sole refuge. He started a band with Atticus, and Roxas decided they would be called Oblivion. Atticus thought that was dumb from the start but Roxas was enthusiastic about it and Atticus didn't want to hurt his feelings after his breakup with Donovan. Oblivion was heavy metal, they played music in the style of Children of Bodom, Metallica and Lamb of God.

    But Roxas and Atticus decided they liked punk rock a lot better than metal, so with their good friend Joel, they changed their name to Connection Failed and are currently recording an album and playing shows.

    In 6th grade Roxas played a video game that would change his life. He first saw the commercial for Kingdom Hearts on TV, and thought it looked pretty dumb because of all the disney characters. But the first time he played it, he pulled an all nighter. He then sold his gamecube to buy a Playstation 2. At around this time he was viciously beaten by a 46 year old German transvestite who pretended to be his dad before violating him in several areas of the body, but Roxas is still a little shaken up and hasn't gone into much detail.

    Roxas is now obsessed with Kingdom Hearts. He has admitted he has a problem and has admitted himself to rehab. He hopes to complete rehab soon so he can return to his normal life.

    I also have heard that he is engaged to Cin. 0_o

    That was the story of Roxas: A boy, then a man, then a boy again.

    Biography written by Atticus.
    Thread by: Atticus, Jan 20, 2007, 18 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Atticus
    I think Roxas posted a thread about our band, Connection Failed, but I couldn't find it, so here's another one.

    www.myspace.com/connectionfailedsound

    I'm lead singer/guitarist, and Roxas also plays guitar.

    The songs recorded quality isn't the best, and we are currently in the process of rerecording the songs so they sound better, so I would appreciate it if you tried to focus more on the song than the production.

    Thanks.
    Thread by: Atticus, Jan 19, 2007, 3 replies, in forum: Music
  6. Atticus
    Hey I'm Nathan, I'm new to KH-Vids, there are pics of me in the post pics section or whatever. I've been best friends with Roxas since first grade, and can probably answer every question you ever had about him. So feel free to welcome me in or ask anything you want.
    Thread by: Atticus, Jan 19, 2007, 23 replies, in forum: Introductions & Departures