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  1. Chuck Norris
    Anything new to the site? And how long did that "Arc as a member" thing last?
    Thread by: Chuck Norris, Aug 14, 2007, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Chuck Norris
    i must of missed something cause his name is white, whats up with that?
    Thread by: Chuck Norris, May 29, 2007, 15 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Chuck Norris
    just what the title says

    While playing the role of a Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris used live
    ammunition during all shoot outs. When the director explained that he
    can't do that, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and
    roundhouse kicked him in the face

    When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck
    Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, he plays zombie.

    It is common knowledge that there are three sides to the force: The
    Light Side, The Dark Side, and Chuck Norris.

    Scientists used to believe that a diamond was the world's hardest
    substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse
    kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure that the
    scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norrisi.


    Chuck Norris has a stare that turns goat piss into gasoline.

    Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead
    decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter
    he grew a beard.

    The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck
    Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and
    starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from
    drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far
    too much awesome for a single, however, so it was divided.

    God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined
    for a +500 gain to roundhouse ability.

    New Years Eve 1998, Chuck Norris was at a party, when the clock struck
    twelve, instead of kissing someone, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked
    everyone at the party. He then proceeded to roundhouse kick everyone
    on the street, and the whole city. He has been doing this ever since.

    Every time Chuck Norris does a roundhouse kick, an angel gets its wings.

    One day Chuck Norris went shopping and he had grabbed the last can of
    pea soup off the counter. Just then Steven Segal, Jean-Claude Van
    Damme, and Godzilla walked in and turned to Chuck Norris and said,
    "Give us the pea soup Buck Morris!" right then Chuck Norris turned
    around and went, "The name is Chuck Norris!" and he brutally
    anniliated all three of them. The pea soup tasted especially good that
    night.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    Chuck Norris defeated the Canadian Army with a rusty wooden spoon.

    When Chuck Norris was denied a McGriddle at McDonalds because it was
    10:35, He roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

    A ducks quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for
    this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at your grimly.

    Chuck Norris was a hidden playable character on Mortal Kombat 2 on the
    Sega Genesis.

    Chuck Norris beat up MacGyver using only a paper clip, a rubber band,
    and a pinecone.

    Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany

    One drop of Chuck Norris' sweat can cure you of anything, even death.

    DAMN YOU AUTOMERGE!!!! it should of been like 3 pages of double posts.....
    Thread by: Chuck Norris, May 29, 2007, 12 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Chuck Norris
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    Thread by: Chuck Norris, May 22, 2007, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Chuck Norris
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36NyoChXmiY

    WATZUUUP??
    Thread by: Chuck Norris, May 17, 2007, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Chuck Norris
    rolf, how adam freaked out was priceless,

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej9svylxhdo&mode=related&search=
    Thread by: Chuck Norris, May 16, 2007, 7 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Chuck Norris
    im playing the sora story and i am about to fight axel the 2nd time, im level 62 with 230 HP and 1275 CP, should i fight axel or should i wait and level up to like 80 before i go on?
    Thread by: Chuck Norris, May 16, 2007, 24 replies, in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD I.5 ReMIX
  8. Chuck Norris
    Thread

    O Rly?

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    (BTW feel free to make a "ya rly" topic with some pic like this)
    Thread by: Chuck Norris, May 15, 2007, 10 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Chuck Norris
    post in dots in this thread
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    Thread by: Chuck Norris, May 15, 2007, 4 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Chuck Norris
    or i \/\/1ll pwn j00 n00bzor!!!!1111oneone11!!!11one111111!!!!!111!!!oneoneone!!
    Thread by: Chuck Norris, May 13, 2007, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Chuck Norris
    i will be posting in pics as much as i can for the rest of today.
    Thread by: Chuck Norris, May 11, 2007, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Chuck Norris
    and the guy who had it last beat soras story so i beat rikus story then started a new game on soras story and want to know, where do i get the ultima weapon cards?
    Thread by: Chuck Norris, May 9, 2007, 2 replies, in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD I.5 ReMIX
  13. Chuck Norris
    spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam


    NOW WATCH THIS!

    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/281954
    Thread by: Chuck Norris, May 8, 2007, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Chuck Norris
    the name of the song played on FFX when your fighting braskas final aeon? (AKA jecht)
    Thread by: Chuck Norris, May 5, 2007, 2 replies, in forum: Gaming
  15. Chuck Norris
    great you just HAD to mess it up.....
    Thread by: Chuck Norris, May 2, 2007, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Chuck Norris
    i was watching a vid of the ES fighting and i saw something, his 2nd keyblade is the handle of his keyblade, you can see that in his right hand its the blue handle of the keyblade and in his left is the blade part, just thouhgt i would let you all know,

    btw sorry if this is old.
    Thread by: Chuck Norris, May 2, 2007, 1 replies, in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD II.5 ReMIX
  17. Chuck Norris
    latelly i have seen that many kids want to kill them self, why do you think that is? and why so many latelly? i for one dont see any point to it, why end your life just cause of one bad thing? you only get one life why end it before you really get into it?
    Thread by: Chuck Norris, May 2, 2007, 42 replies, in forum: Discussion
  18. Chuck Norris
    can anyone tell me the name of the song played when your fighting the ES knight please?
    Thread by: Chuck Norris, Apr 17, 2007, 1 replies, in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD II.5 ReMIX
  19. Chuck Norris
    these videos have to be the best KH jokes ever lol
    kingdumb hearts
    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/236238
    kingdumb hearts COM part 1
    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/266707
    kingdumb hearts COM part 2
    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/268193
    kingdumb hearts 2 part 1
    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/342617
    kingdumb hearts 2 part 2
    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/345504
    note i did NOT make this credit goes to roger van_der_weide of newgrounds.com.
    Thread by: Chuck Norris, Apr 17, 2007, 5 replies, in forum: Production Studio
  20. Chuck Norris
    how do you pronounce her name i was playing COM and was wondering how you pronounce her name.
    Thread by: Chuck Norris, Mar 11, 2007, 24 replies, in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD I.5 ReMIX