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  1. Keychain System
    Is this real life or

    Malnourish fantasy

    Caught in a landslide

    But is no land in Latvia

    Open your eyes

    Look up at dark sky and see

    I is in gulag

    I no need sympathy

    Politburo come

    Politburo go

    People die

    Or gulag go

    Anyway the wind blow

    Make me only colder

    No eat

    No eat

    Mama, just killed a man

    I have end his struggle

    Prolong mine by eat him

    Mama life had just begun

    But politburo come and take it all away

    Mama... Oooooohhhh

    Did mean not to make you cry

    But salt make rock taste much better

    Hungry on hungry on

    As if nothing really matter

    Too late politburo come

    Burn house down to the ground

    Rape wife and sister and my hound

    Goodbye everybody

    To gulag I go

    Gotta leave all behind

    And suffer more

    Mama........ Ooohhhhhhh (anyway the wind blow)

    I do wanna die

    If it mean my struggle is over

    I see little silhouetto of potato

    Malnourish malnourish

    Is just making you hallucinate

    Breaking rock and eating

    Very very hurting me

    Politburo politburo politburo figaro

    Magnificooooooo

    I'm just a poor boy nobody feed me

    He's just a poor boy who ate his family

    End of his struggle using a gun!

    Politburo politburo will you let me go?

    Latvia no we will not end struggle! (End struggle!)

    Latvia no we will not end struggle! (End struggle!)

    Latvia we will not end struggle! (End struggle!)

    Will not end struggle!

    End struggleeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

    No no no no no no no!

    Politburo politburo

    Politburo end struggle!

    Fellow comrades are gonna make a meal

    Of me

    Of me

    Of MEEEEEEEEEE!

    So you think you can stop me

    And put me in gulag?

    So you think you can burn me

    And rape my sister?

    Politburo!

    Can't do this to me politburo!

    Just gotta get out!

    Gotta end struggle and get out of here!

    Nothing really matter

    Latvia can't see

    Nothing really matter

    To me

    Anyway the wind blow......
    Thread by: Keychain System, Apr 29, 2013, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Oh, look.

    IGPX is on.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Apr 28, 2013, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
    Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
    Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
    Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.

    Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery.
    Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.
    [Enter Hamlet and Romeo]
    Hamlet:
    You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward! You are as
    stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave hero and thyself!
    Speak your mind!
    You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty
    old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's
    day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the
    sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind!
    You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference
    between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind.
    Speak your mind!
    [Exit Romeo]
    Scene II: The praising of Juliet.
    [Enter Juliet]
    Hamlet:
    Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his
    black cat! Speak thy mind!
    [Exit Juliet]
    Scene III: The praising of Ophelia.
    [Enter Ophelia]
    Hamlet:
    Thou art as lovely as the product of a large rural town and my amazing
    bottomless embroidered purse. Speak thy mind!
    Thou art as loving as the product of the bluest clearest sweetest sky
    and the sum of a squirrel and a white horse. Thou art as beautiful as
    the difference between Juliet and thyself. Speak thy mind!
    [Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet]

    Act II: Behind Hamlet's back.
    Scene I: Romeo and Juliet's conversation.
    [Enter Romeo and Juliet]
    Romeo:
    Speak your mind. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and the
    difference between my small smooth hamster and my nose. Speak your
    mind!
    Juliet:
    Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the
    difference between the square of the difference between my little pony
    and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little
    codpiece. Speak your mind!
    [Exit Romeo]
    Scene II: Juliet and Ophelia's conversation.
    [Enter Ophelia]
    Juliet:
    Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small
    furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind!
    Ophelia:
    Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the
    difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak
    your mind!
    [Exeunt]
    Thread by: Keychain System, Apr 26, 2013, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    eLs't aehv a cdiinosssu abotu adn in it.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Apr 25, 2013, 8 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Seriously.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Apr 25, 2013, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Help.

    Yesterday I was a man in love with a woman. Today I am the woman, but I just like the man as a friend. Why can't women like me give nice guys like myself a chance?
    Thread by: Keychain System, Apr 24, 2013, 39 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
    Thread by: Keychain System, Apr 23, 2013, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Seriously, I loved this book and now I've found out that it's going to be a movie, I'm even more excited.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Apr 23, 2013, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Hi! I know it's been a while since I was last here, but I hope you all still remember me! What's up?
    Thread by: Keychain System, Apr 22, 2013, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    First posts with an ID ending in 9, 7, 3, 2, and 5 each get to pick one song of no more than 3 minutes that will play during my PremPrime. First person to guess the significance of those numbers, which are arranged in no particular order, gets two 3 minute songs or one song of no more than 8 minutes.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Apr 21, 2013, 59 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    More to come.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Apr 19, 2013, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Hey Rude.


    Who do you like?
    Thread by: Keychain System, Apr 17, 2013, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Here is one of my favorites.
    Thread by: Keychain System, Apr 16, 2013, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Thread by: Keychain System, Apr 15, 2013, 7 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone