So... THAT'S where that thing I saw on this one show I watched one day at some time came from!!! XDDDDD
Xaldin stood up, shakily. He didn't want to try to talk in his current state, so he showed respect in the only silent way he knew how. He straightened up, looked Roxas in the eyes... And bowed. You have my sincerest thanks, Number XIII...
Xigbar(Axel) gaped at Saix(Zexion)'s dramatic enterance, then turned back to his Superior. "No," he answered. "No, no, no. If anything, it's worse because there are girl scouts out there now AND their moms!" Xigbar gasped suddenly. "OH NO! We forgot about Larxene! How is she supposed to survive with all of those crazy girl-scouts out there!" He suddenly remembered what Larxene had said to him last. "You owe me one..." He started biting his fingernails, frantically.
Xigbar blinked. Whoa... this must be MEGA-secret if he needs to ask me all this! He nodded, quickly. "I won't tell anyone. Cross my non-existant heart, and hope to fade away." ((Sorry... I had to... XD *dodges all of the rotten vegetables thrown at her*))
Xaldin looked back up at Roxas, his eyes all big and sparkly. I am sooo sorry! he thought. I know ya can't hear me, but still... I'm sorry. He reached up, and patted Roxas's head. He smiled. "You bite me, and I swear, I'll make Axel turn you into dog-jerky." DAMNIT!!! Shut UP!!!
........ *gigglesnort* I have no idea what to think about this RP. XD Wait... RP...? O.o Shouldn't this be in the RP section...? O.o'
3587 I wonder how long this will actually take... ._.
Xaldin continued trying to free himself from the mound of junk. Oh, yeah! Everyone just ignore me! Nope! Not shunned! Not at all! He grunted, straining. Crap... I think I might really be stuck... He slumped down on the ground. "This is all YOUR fault, ya stupid Flower Boy..." he grumbled, hif words muffled by the tape.
Xigbar(Axel) glanced around, for a few seconds, then slinked away, happy to be out of the scene again. He jogged through the halls, panting. Phew... I'm glad that's-- "HEY! THERE HE IS!!!" Xigbar whipped around to see yet ANOTHER group of fangirls charging towards him. Xigbar screamed, and sprinted to his room. He quickly pulled open the door, and slammed it shut, slumping on it. He heard the muffled cries of the girls outside, and grinned, knowing that they'd NEVER be able to-- "XIGBAR!!!!!!!" "What the...?! AAAAAAH!!!!!!! How'd you get into my room?!" "Well... Um... Dianne here knows how to pick locks and stuff, so WE thought--" I'm getting out of here!!!! He slammed open the door, crushing some of the girls under it, and dove over to Xemnas's room, since it was the closest. Then, he slammed the door behind him, panting. He quickly glanced around... No fangirls. He sighed, and slumped down on the floor. "Phew...." he sighed.
((Aw... Bye, Ukali... TT^TT))
Xaldin looked wide-eyed at Demyx, then Roxas. AAAAAGHHHH! I'm dead! He started waving his arms around, frantically, trying to talk. "Wait a minute! I was just..." he continued on talking for a few seconds, then sat still. Good thing they COULDN'T hear what I said just now, or else I'd SURELY be dead... he thought, miserablely.
Xaldin stopped swearing, and stared at the door with wide eyes. SKRTCH, SKRTCH... Oh... Damn... He frantically started trying to pull himself out of the pile of ruble. I gotta get outta here!!!!!
The duck tape on his mouth wasn't the only thing that happened... Xaldin lost his ballance, and stumbled forward, running head first into the shelves. He grabbed his face, wincing. Ow... Well, I guess I deserved that... That's when he noticed that the items on the shelves were swaying to and fro. He blinked. Uh... Oh... Before he could turn around and run, everything collasped right on top of him in a massive land-slide type thing! "OW!!!!" He began cursing out Marluxia so badly that it might have made even a sailor's ears bleed, but, luckly, the tape was working. You had absolutely no idea what he was saying.
((I agree... ^-^ )) Xaldin flexed his lance, trying to see if there was anything wrong or different about it. "Hmmm.... Yeah, I think you've got a point there, Lex. Rumblings out in the wilderness is NOT a good sign." He thought. "Then again... It could be a stampede of tasty animals... We could climb in the trees and kill them as they run past! BANG! Food for weeks!" his mouth watered.
There was a problem. If Xaldin DID find a way to succesfully tape his mouth shut, would he be able to do it? He had no problem with being silent until this whole mess was straightened out - the problem was how to get the tape OFF when it WAS straightened out. He held the little strip of tape in front of his face with a finger and his thumb. Hm.... Well... Uh... I suppose I could, um... Uh... He rubbed the back of his head. Jeez... this is heavy duty tape... If I pull it off, it'll hurt like hell on a stick...! But, then again, if I keep mouthing off like I am now, I might suffer an even worse fate! He sighed. But I REEEEEEALLY don't wannt do this...! It's gonna hurt... a lot... Maybe there's another way... No, no... I've gotta do this... But then again... He went on like this for what seemed like hours, trying to figure out what he should do. ((*is stalling* >.>))
Xaldin stomped through the castle, grumbling to himself. "Stupid mouth... WHY do you always have to shoot off like that?! I mean, I KNOW I'm not nice all of the time, but can't you just say ONE sentance without making it into an insult all the time?!" He continued talking to himself all the way to the storage room. He opened the door of it, and began looking around. The shelves were filled with all kinds of useless, possibly dangerous items stacked in many precarious positions. ((Hint hint. ;D)) "Hmm... AH! Here we go!" Xaldin said, pulling down a roll of duck tape. "Okay... With this duck tape! I declare that I will insult my fellow Organization XIII Members, NO MORE!" He pulled off a stip of the tape, and started trying to figure out how to apply it right there in front of the storage room. ((Hint hint... Wink wink... Nudge nudge... ;D))
((Oy... I shouldn't be doing this... >.< I'm in WAAAAAY too many RPs as it is... But, uh... >.> Could I be Xigbar? =3))
((RAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! BARBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE HIT THE DECK!!!!!!! DX)) Xigbar(Axel) glanced up at Saix(Zexion). "Th-thanks, Saix, I owe you one..." he whimpered.
Xaldin stared at the dog in front of him. "You must be Roxas..." he murmured. He felt a surge of words coming up. Resist the urge... he thought, biting his lip. Resist the urge, resist the urge, resist the urge... His eye started twitching. Resist... the... urge... "Well, hey, there, Roxas! Licked any good private parts today?!" Xaldin shouted. "............ I'll go get the tape..." He told Xemnas, looking down at the floor. He started walking off as fast as he could.
Wooooooow.... O.O I wish I could do that on my saxaphone.... XD *flashes you a thumbs up*
