"Oh, those other dodos? They're probaly still lazing about in their rooms, collecting dust," Xaldin replied, as helpfully as he could. He looked at Axel. "What big flash of blue? Have you been sniffing the gasoline again?"
Xaldin squeaked. "Hey, hey, I'm sorry! It's just.... Everytime I try to talk to one of you numbnuts, I just have to tell you how totally lame you guys are!" He blinked. "That did not come out right..."
Xaldin blinked. "Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait... Let me guess...." He smirked, then said in a goofy imitation of Axel's voice, "Roxas is a dog! A DOG! 'D', 'O', 'G'! Got it memorized?"
Xaldin cracked up. NO!!! Shut up you idiot! That was like telling himself to stop breathing. "OH MAN! Demyx, you can SEW?! BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! How much more fruity can you GET?! I mean, isn't it bad enough that play an instrment that looks like a huge--" He covered his mouth, making the last word come out too muffled to understand. ((Heh... This is fun... >3))
Xaldin squealed, and ducked. "Hey, I'm sorry!" he whimpered. "THAT'S not what I meant to say! What I really meant was, your butt is so big that--" He quickly covered his mouth before he could make things any worse. What the heck is happening?! he screamed in his mind. His eyes were as big as grapefruits.
Hmmmmm..... I've also had this problem.... >.>' How DO you change your name...?
*GOES NUTS!!!!* *super-mega-ultra-glomps you times infinity squared* THANK YOU SO MUUUUUUUUUCH!!!!!!!!! BWAH HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Luan won't know what hit her! >=D *more evil cacking* *grabs you and twirls you around* YOU SO TOTALLY ROCK, DUDE!!!!!!! =D *scampers off with it*
((That wasn't Valerie... -_-'))
"Oh yes, Saix..." Xaldin giggled, stepping away from Xemnas. "Saix does everything for you, doesn't he, almight leader? Yeah, he'll clean, press, sweep, mop, beg, roll over--" "And as for YOU!" he shouted, suddenly pointing to Axel. "I bet you of all people would know when Roxas is turned into a dog!" he hooted. "After all, he IS your [starts with a "B"...]!" He cracked up again. Oh crap... WHY do I suddenly get the feeling of impending doom...? he thought, biting his lip.
"HEY! Who are you?!" Xigbar(Axel) gasped, and whipped around to see a girl behind him looking at him questioningly. He started shaking. Fangirl... Oh no...! He shook his head, and whispered, "Me? Well, I'm... Lexaeus. Yeah... I'm Lexaeus." He was whispering because she knew he'd recognize his voice. "LEXAEUS?! Ew...!" she said, sticking out her tongue. "Get away from me, you creepaziod!" With that, she started to walk off, gaging. Xigbar blinked. YES!!! It works! He grinned, and started off to the kitchen again. "Wait a sec...." Xigbar stopped, and slowly turned around. The girl had one of her eyebrows raised suspitiously. "If You're really number V... Then how come you're so short?!" Silence. Xigbar blinked once... Twice. "Uh... Well, uh, ya see--" She rushed up to him, and grabbed his arm. "And WHY aren't you so muscular?!" Xigbar snatched his arm away, panicking. "HEY! No touching the threads!" he hissed, as he rushed off. "I've been... Uh... Dieting! So leave me the hell alone!" He disappeared around the corner. That was close... I have to make this quick... The girl narrowed her eyes, and slowly followed him. Hmmm.... I wonder...
"Of COURSE I have a problem!" Xaldin shot back, grinning. "Who wouldn't?! Girl, your face is so ugly, that MTV is now thinking about making a new TV show! 'Pimp my FACE!'" He cracked up for a few seconds, then dashed behind Xemnas. "DUN HURT ME!" he screamed.
Xigbar(Axel) appeared at his own room. He glanced around, slightly, then made his way toward his closet. "Hmmmm.... I hope this works..." he whispered, quietly, so the fangirls couldn't hear him. Pretty soon, he was in the usual Org. XIII clothing, his hood al the way over his head, and the drawstrings pulled tight. He zipped up the collar as far as it would go, then stepped out of the safety of his room. He held his breath, but nothing happened. He glanced around a little, then began walking quickly in the direction of the kitchen.
Xaldin's head whipped in her direction. "What's wrong wit you, Miss Antenne? What is it your time of the month or something?" He blinked. I must have a death wish...
((Hey, guess what?! I'm the new Xaldin now! XD Hooray! XDDDD)) Xaldin yawned, scratching the back of his head. He was bored. So bored that it practically hurt. There's never anything to DO in this dump... he thought, frowning. What do I have to do? Go to Beast's Castle and steal his little rose to-- Hello, what's this?! He spotted Xemnas wandering down the hallway. Instantly, he closed in on his prey. "HEEEEEY, Mansex! What's goin' on? Been doin' any Sora spying lately? We all know how you have feelings for him, lover man!" What the... Where'd THAT come from?! he wondered, clamping his hand over his mouth.
Demyx tried his best to ignore everything that was going on around him... As well as what he was doing to Axel. Do NOT think about how wrong this looks, do NOT think about how wrong this looks, do NOT-- Axel coughed, slightly. Demyx squealed at little, and sat back as he watched Axel cough up the water that was in his lungs, violently. "AXEL!" he shouted, grinning. "Axel, I--" Axel sucked in a little breath, rolled over, and imediantly began throwing up. The smile melted off of Demyx's face. Ew..... he thought, staring at the river of puke Axel was heaving up. Finally, Axel finished. He coughed again, and wiped his mouth with his sleeve. "Axel...? You okay, man...?" Demyx asked, tentively. Axel blinked and looked up. "GWAAH!" he screamed, flinching. "DEMYX!" He raised his hands, shielding himself from anything Demyx might try to do. "AGH! I've learned my lesson! I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON! Honest! DON'T SPRAY ME AGAIN!!!! WAAAAAA--" "AXEL!" Demyx cut in. "I'm NOT going to spray you, okay?!" "Huh...?" Axel looked up, tears in his eyes. "You're... You're not..." Suddenly, he gasped. "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Don't dunk me again!!!! I saw the pretty white light, Demyx! I SAW IT!!! Don't make me go back!!!!" "AXEL!!!! I WON'T dunk you, okay?!" He sighed. "I believe you now..." "You... You do...? No more torture?" "No more torture." Axel grinned. Suddenly, he jumped on Demyx and began hugging him. "AH! Thank you!" he shouted. Demyx blinked. "Uh... You're welcome." He paused. "... Axel...? "Hmmm?" "Why are you hugging me, again?" "No reason." "Oh." He glanced around, then hugged him back. A few seconds later, Axel laughed, "Okay... You can let go now. This is getting kinda creepy." Demyx let go. "Yeah... Yeah, you're right." They looked at each other, then started to crack up. FWACK!!!! "OW!" Axel held his cheek, which was slowly becoming red. "What was that for?!" he whimpered. Demyx's hand was still up in the air. He glared at Axel. "Don't... ever... scare me like that... Again..." Axel rubbed his cheek some more. "Uh... Promise not to torture me anymore, and we're even." Demyx rolled his eyes, smiling a little. "Deal. Now, uh..." he rubbed his arm. "How about that trip to the hospital that I've been asking about and get us in this little mess...? I think having Saix slam me into the ground so many times opened the cuts again... Heh...." he chuckled slightly. "Huh...? Oh! Sure, pal!" Axel grabbed Demyx's arm gently, and opened a portal. Demyx smiled. "Thanks..." he murmured as they disappeared. ((Tried to keep it as anti-shonen-ai as I could, but, hey, crap happeneds. XD Besides... I thought it would be kinda funny... >.>' ))
(( *shrug* )) Xigbar(Axel) looked up. "Oh... Hey, Axel(Xigbar)." He clutched his stomach,smiling a little. "Uh... Hope my... Your... uh... THE stomach didn't scare ya." He stood up, rubbing the back of his head embarrasedly. "Hey, uh... Sorry for running off on ya like that. To tell ya the truth, I've always been kinda jealous of how good just about everyone but me looked. So when I got your body, I went nuts. But..." he sighed. "It ain't worth it. You can have it back now." RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR "Ow...." Xigbar muttered, grabbing his stomach again. "Look, guys... Thanks for everything, but I have to get something to eat, and NOW. So, uh... I'll.... Be right back." He opened a portal, and stepped through it. Hopefully....
