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  1. Jube
    It's a shame that kh-vids did not survive into the based poggers gigachad era af.
    Post by: Jube, Dec 23, 2020 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Jube
    And for that it will always have some value.
    Thread by: Jube, Aug 11, 2020, 4 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Jube


    No amount of deleted posts will keep the spiral away
    Post by: Jube, Sep 1, 2019 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Jube
    Post

    Creeper

    I don't get it
    Post by: Jube, Aug 21, 2019 in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Jube
    Lux isn't dead. Stop this crap you 2 year old.
    Post by: Jube, Aug 19, 2019 in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Jube
    Get a load of this bogus
    Post by: Jube, Aug 19, 2019 in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Jube
    Profile Post

    Life goes on

    Life goes on
    Status Update by Jube, Aug 19, 2019
  8. Jube
    Look at you old back breaking kids.
    I'm glad you chumps are all still hanging on, Jube here is as old as it gets now but he still loves you all.
    Also consider this a late apology for being an shitlord for the last like bazillion years.
    Post by: Jube, Aug 19, 2019 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Jube
    Your undying love for this place fills my soul, Rat.
    Post by: Jube, Aug 19, 2019 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Jube
    "Oh boy here we go, it's Jube and Chris and B and the rest of the goonies in the Discord chat here to rile things up again"
    Well you're not wrong my Kingdom Hearts hating tumblr browsing friendo, but unlike the idiots above me I am here for more noble reasons.
    See rather than post an unpopular opinion or just something inflammatory to get some obvious posts and or deletes I am instead going to make a post about all the good things that have come from the Chinese Triads operating publically in China.

    One might wonder "Doesn't the police care? The Government? They are just parading around the streets in uniform".

    Well the Chinese leave Honk Kong alone. They barricade the roads to control trade to the mainland but they know how business is done.

    "But doesn't the illegal smuggling worry the Chinese govment?"

    Well China knows that the Red Arrow are business owners, entrepreneurs, community leaders. They keep the citizens safe and protect from outside influence.

    "Outside influences? What is China afraid of"

    Well you see China is the last sovereign government in the world. Free from the UN's influence they are authoritarian but willing. They give their people the freedom they want. It's real freedom. Freedom to own property, make a profit, make your life. The west so afraid of strong government now has NO government. Only financial power.

    "But hold on Jube, our governments have limited power by design"

    All rhetoric my aposematistic friend. Ever wonder where those slogans come from? Well paid researchers! Think tanks as they are called, funded by big businesses.

    "Come on Jube, that's hardly as sinister as some dictator like China's premier"

    No way man! It's privately funded propaganda, the trilateral commission in the USA for instance.

    "But Jube, the separation of powers acknowledges the petty ambitions of individuals. That's its strength"

    To which I say, a system organized around the weakest qualities of its individuals will produce the same qualities in its leaders

    "But Jube, maybe these qualities are just an inherent part of human nature"

    The mark of an educated man is the supression of said qualities in favor of better ones. The same is true for civilization


    "Jube what the **** is this ****?"

    Look it was either this or I do another Madara Uchiwawa pasta. Which I will do anyway.
    Post by: Jube, Mar 9, 2018 in forum: Debate Corner
  11. Jube
    Is this a phonepost?


    Name: Penis
    Post by: Jube, Feb 16, 2018 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Jube
    I'll address the elephant in the room and say this thread may have unintentionally (or intentionally) thrown shade at people who don't really deserve it
    Post by: Jube, Feb 13, 2018 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Jube
    Keep this in mind when pining for people on the internet.
    This thread is dedicated to all the urban youths out there as requested by local man with **** taste; B.
    Thread by: Jube, Feb 12, 2018, 11 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Jube
    Obviously the first question might be "What is a phoneposter?"
    A phoneposter is someone who is frankly speaking; lazy. Lazy because despite being in their home they cannot muster the motivation and energy needed to get slightly up and type on their ****ing computer or laptop because "OH GEEZ I HAVE TO USE MY FINGERS FOR THINGS!? OH MY GOD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!". Now there's nothing wrong with being lazy. I have an uncle in the hospital see, he is slowly dying of Micropenis. This is a real condition so do not laugh. Anyway he is slowly dying of it and I have to pay hospital bills so that they can keep him from dying of Micropenis but every now and then I'm a little lazy, the payment URL can be long to type so I just forget it sometimes. Nothing wrong with it, it's just Micropenis at the end of the day, he'll be fine. The point is it is okay to be lazy.

    But what's NOT okay is using your laziness as a means of half assing things, and that is what phoneposters like Trigger do. Instead of just NOT posting at all and getting some rest, they give out these lazy half assed post and messages that literally nobody likes or pays attention to besides "Wow I can't believe this dumb ***** would say some STUPID **** like that". But because he's being lazy and phoneposting he can always just go "lol im phoneposting it doesnt matter" which leads me to my second point


    >But Jube, I phonepost when I'm on the go
    **** off
    When you're on the go you are STILL only paying half attention.
    Half attention to the posting and half attention to whatever the hell you're SUPPOSE to be doing
    So it's even worse, nobody wants to engage with someone who is showing literally no passion or effort for either of the two things they are doing.

    >But Jube, I have no passion because the world sucks
    Go whack off or something. Nobody wants to hear this ****

    >Jube you are old and jaded. Phoneposting is fine
    **** off
    The world would be a better place if phoneposters were lynched.


    >Wow Jube, you are right. How do I identify a phoneposter?


    1. Doesn't use caps
    2. Doesn't send messages in quick succession
    3. Likes phoneposting

    >Hey Jube, I'm a staff member and wish to put an end to phoneposting
    What you do is simple
    ban phoneposters
    make it a global rule
    make the site as mobile unfriendly as possible
    Kh-vids is some backwater town in the middle of ****ing nowhere filled with a bunch of weird strobe light haired freaks of nature of all kinds. But even WE can do our part in making the internet a better place.
    Thread by: Jube, Feb 11, 2018, 13 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Jube
    The answer to all of this is simple

    1. Most fans of Bond are quite old, older than I in fact.
    2. There hasn't been a movie in 3 years now
    3. Bond fans are not obnoxious because they know nobody likes them

    So honestly even though there's all these questions about "Why does nobody talk about Bond?", "Where are all the Bond fans?" but I think those are ultimately meaningless, the real question that needs to be asked is despite how secret and strong James Bond supposedly is there even a REOMOTE possibility that he could EVER so much as lay a finger on Madara Uchiha? And I’m not talking about Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano’o, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu.

    I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNAand face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I’m definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye’s spinach

    I’m talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye’s spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.

    Because honest to god? I can't imagine it
    Post by: Jube, Feb 9, 2018 in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Jube
    What did he mean by this?
    Post by: Jube, Feb 5, 2018 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Jube
    Post by: Jube, Feb 2, 2018 in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Jube
    Not quite ded but still ded
    Status Update by Jube, Nov 1, 2017
  19. Jube
    Trouble keeps you runnin faster
    Status Update by Jube, Nov 1, 2017
  20. Jube
    Post by: Jube, Oct 31, 2017 in forum: Gaming