Couldn't be me
Tag your third favourite Michael
That's a shame
It's your birthday today
where the heck are all the posts
I liked it
I'll have what he's having!
I'm just here for the butts
The only thing blowing my mind is that so many people didn't realise it. If you don't know it relates to the letters then it's just dumb gibberish that makes no sense, so why wouldn't you think about it for a little bit?
No smallest dick award? This was going to be my year!
Thank you America
That's legal here Finally I understand why there's a hole in the discs.
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
If you steal anything it should be punished by getting your hands chopped off
A woman or girl who alleges rape without producing 4 male witnesses should be guilty of adultery
A woman or girl found guilty of adultery should be punishable by death
A man convicted of rape should be able to get his conviction dismissed by marrying his victim
A man should be able to unilaterally divorce his wife; a wife should need her husband's consent to divorce
Meat to eat must come from animals that have been sacrificed to Allah
A divorced wife loses custody of all children over 6 years of age or when they exceed it
A woman's testimony in court, allowed in property cases, carries ½ the weight of a man's.
A female heir inherits half of what a male heir inherits
A woman cannot speak alone to a man who is not her husband or relative.
Give me the staff pin
Holy fug, you're so talented my dude!
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