I freakin' hate ants...

*goes to clean room*

*sees ants crawling around*

... Haha, no.

*goes back to being lazy and unproductive*

*internet is being crappy slow and takes like 10 minutes to post this thread*

Dammit. *sigh* Guess I have to deal with these ants...

I don't get it though. There's absolutely no food in my room. They're crawling on some important paperwork, so spraying is not an option. I don't know why they're there, and I don't know how to get rid of them.

 

Spray the spray way above the paper, so that it comes down as a mist.

 

Bowl.
Cover.
Tin foil.
Under bowl.

SUCCESS.

 

Sugar water with the poison in it

 

I shall definitely try this.

I have no idea what you just said.

 

GOSH. Do I have to WALK YOU THROUGH IT?

Take a bowl.
Cover the ants with it.
Then put a sheet of tinfoil under the bowl.

SUCCESS.

 

My place is infested with roaches instead. You're lucky compared to me...

 

Except not all the ants will fit under a single bowl. And I have no idea what the aluminum foil is supposed to be for.

 

It's for PUTTING UNDER THE BOWL. You can also use a large piece of paper.

 

We had ant problems for the longest time; then they disappeared for a few years.

A little while ago this year, they re-appeared, but as quickly as that happened, they disappeared again.

Like my mom says, it depends on how cold the winter is, and the winter we had for 2011 - 2012 wasn't that bad, so it didn't get under the ground as much and kill the ant nests.

 

set the goddamn room on fire and if for some reason you're weak enough to let them get an ant funeral slam a liter of liquid bug killer and piss on the pallbearers