this needs immortalizing

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  1. 61 No. B

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    so here's what's up
    im just strollin down the hallway minding my own business when out of the corner of my eye i see someone drew a picture of themselves as audrey hepburn. Naturally, I have to say something. So I pull a quote from Breakfast at Tiffany's since that's the character and I choose the quote I think is most appropriate, "I believe you are in league with the butcher." It's clever because it has esoteric implications. I come back the next day to see I have a response. Now this response is brilliant because at first I thought they were talking about my handwriting but then I finish reading and I'm taken aback by such wit. Brilliant. So I write "clever girl." A "touche," if you will. And then this morning I see they caught me on my Jurassic Park quote and drew a dinosaur. what the **** is going on right now

    you got me

    how to proceed??
    not about to let this ***** out-clever me
    help me khv youre my only hope
     
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  3. Mixt The dude that does the thing

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    Lipstick on the dinosaur.
     
  4. Yozora Archer

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    Write Kingdom Hearts is light
     
  5. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    Make it into a cyborg raptor and write, "In the end it has to be this way."
     
  6. 61 No. B

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    i would if i could draw
     
  7. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    Ripperino.
     
  8. 61 No. B

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    i found her facebook and i see that she likes breaking bad. that gives me so many options.

    my response
    "ya got me, *****
    nice magnets, btw"

    will either come off as funny or like the meanest most passive aggressive thing ever

    went through her fb pics and here's what's up
    -pictures of audrey hepburn dress
    -han solo
    -breaking bad
    -66 batman
    what the heck is happening? am i being punked? someone stealing all of my favorite stuff.
     
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  9. Yozora Archer

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    Write that you have been stalking up her fb page and have found out where she lives and that you will be waiting outside behind her home

    and actually go there, hold up an old ass stereo, and play simple and clean
     
  10. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    This is the best suggestion I've ever heard to any situation.
     
  11. Yozora Archer

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    It hasnt failed me yet.