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  1. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    "Oh, I'm gonna make a PB&J sandwich for my lunch for tomorrow!"

    >gets everything out

    >opens peanut butter
    >spreads peanut butter on one slice of bread
    >spreads peanut butter on the other slice of bread too
    >buffering, please wait...
    >...wait nO WHAT HAVE I DONE

    This kind of stuff happens way too often. ;___;
     
  2. Janime6 the truest queen of them all

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    eat one slice and get a new one for the jelly​
     
  3. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Bread
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    Peanut Butter
    Bread
    Peanut Butter
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  4. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    I wound up just very carefully spreading a layer of jam over one of the peanut butter slices, but wHY DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME
     
  5. Ɍeno Traverse Town Homebody

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    Slap your face with the bread and learn your lesson.
     
  6. 61 No. B

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    throw it away and start over. banana > jam. if you're going to do this do it right
     
  7. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    I do stuff like that sometimes. XD

    "Hmm, I want a glass of milk. Yeah, I haven't had a glass of milk in a while."
    >Looks for clean cup
    >Gets dirty cup
    >Washes dirty cup
    >Fills now-clean cup with coffee
    >Buffering, please wait...
    >...OH WAIT, WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
    >Oh well.
    >Drinks coffee.
     
  8. Meilin Lee RPG (Red Panda Girl)

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    Vhy PB&J vhee yuoo cun hefe-a hut dugs:

     
  9. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Super easy solution.

    Make 2 sandwich.
     
  10. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    And you should make this one with just jelly.
     
  11. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    No, you see, since Tale peanut buttered two slices of bread, he should just grab two more slices of bread, jam them and then slap onto the peanut buttered breads. Two sandwich.
     
  12. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    >Leave two peanut-buttered slices open.
    >Grab two more slices.
    >Spread jelly on both slices.
    >Put the two jellied slices together.
    >Buffering, please wait a moment...
    >Agh, I DID IT AGAIN!!!
    >Slam head against table.

    Maybe this is why they invented those jars that have both Peanut butter and jelly in the same jar.
     
  13. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    >Peel the jam slices apart.
    >Press each slice against a peanut butter slice.
    >Two sandwich.
    >Happiness.
     
  14. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    While we did manage to get the desired result, I feel like we spent way too much time trying to fix these lumpin' sammiches. XD
     
  15. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    When it comes to sandwiches, no effort is wasted effort.
     
  16. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    True dat.
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