Official Incest Family Skype Quotes Database

Ars Nova · Nov 1, 2014

What?: My hands smell like mango chutney. this life
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Sumi: what up chilllllllldren
What?: straight up g y'all swag 420 up on the ice skilllll down by the dawg hashtag blazin' by the wheel aaaaright
Nova: gdi Ash you did it AGAIN
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Kellu: WELL FUCK YOU FRENCH-NUGGET.
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What?: Not quite transhumanist, maybe more atheist-agnostic sexular humanist
What?: SECULAR*
Nova: SEXULAR
Nova: ;D
Haseo: sexular
Nova: I'm pretty sexular myself
What?: We are all very sexular people
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Nova: I am so confused first Jayn was here and then SEMEN AND SEMEN ACCESSORIES
Nova: !?!?!?
Sax: jayn sells semen and semen accessories
Jayn: everywhere i go semen follows
Jayn: i cannot escape
Jayn: it is my destiny
Nova: #SuccubusLyf
G_S: ...what have I walked into?
Nova: A MESS
Nova: A WHITE, STICKY MESS
Jayn: a stick--
Nova: pff mindlink
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Sumi: "at least he doesn't like football"
What?: but he does. He is brazilian, after all
What?: /badumgoalkick
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Beau: what do you mean it's not a kink?
Beau: idk what a kink is so
Nova: You know how most people use the word 'fetish?'
Nova: That's a kink
Beau: oooooooooh
Nova: A 'fetish' is THE ONLY THING THAT EVER GIVES YOU A BONER
Nova: EVER
Nova: FOREVER
Beau: did someone say bara
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Kellu: Your loe is my dong.
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Fork: Ashwin why are you so drowsy
Fork: (please no pokemon joke)
Nova: Ashwin come with me I need you to beat Claire
Kellu: 'why are you beating up nicks sister'
Kellu: is what i legit said outloud
Nova: Nick's sister is a gym leader?
What?: blackthorn city is actually ... buenos aires
Nova: more like buenos dracos rite? 8D
What?: yes c: <
Kellu: dorks
Nova: /muffled EEnE theme in the distance
What?: I missed one E reading that ad I thought "End of Evangelion theme"
What?: pictured kelly with shinji saying asuka's last line: "dorks."
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Kelly: jad click me
Fork: /clicks kelly
Fork: nothing is happening
Nova: rEAD AS DICK ME PFFFF...
Fork: Well I need foreplay for that first, Nova
Haseo: "jad dick me"
Nova: "/dicks kelly" "nothing is happening"
Kellu: NOVA
Kellu: DON'T DICK ME
Kellu: without my consent how rude
Nova: Cunnilingus first then?
Fork: Kellylingus
Kellu: omg
Fork: okay seriously Kelly why did you say "click me" xD
Kellu: I MEANT TO SAY LINK ME
Fork: omg
Nova: PFF AND IT ALL STARTED FROM A TYPO
Fork: My sides
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Beau: ily'qll
Beau: y'all
Haseo: y'qll
Haseo: Eyjafjalla'qll
Nova: CTHULU F'TAGN
Kellu: ...
Kellu: Dorks.
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Sumi: what the flip flop y'all
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Kellu: Hi rissy
Kellu: why did it autocorrect to roast
Kellu: you are not roast, are you rissy
Rissy: xDDD
Rissy: Rissy Roast
Rissy: Roasted Rissy
Rissy: Everyone
Rissy: We're having Roasted Rissy for dinner
Rissy: -throws self in the oven-
Kellu: My favourite.
Nova: I mean I'd definitely eat her out but-/brick'd
Kellu & Rissy in unison: NOVA
Nova: ;D
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Haseo: I just heard fireworks
Haseo: Can't you assholes wait two hours
Nova: CAN't HOLE ASSWAIT *YOU* TWO HOURS
Fork: ...I totally forgot it's the 4th of July
Haseo: no
Fork: well, here anyway
Haseo: Hole can't asswait me
Fork: yay america?
What?: nobody even celebrated canada day here
What?: good job canada
Nova: i'll awsswait your hole
Haseo: Yes Jad
Haseo: Yay America
Haseo: You bailed our asses out
Haseo: S-senpai...
Nova: you sure he didn't wait them out
Fork: pffffffffff
Haseo: No, that's WWI
Sumi: yeah i dont have to celebrate 4th this year since my stepmom is gone and my dad hates our country
Fork: welp
Nova: World Wait One
Fork: it seems like every american has a bit of hate for their country in some way
G_S: everybody has a little hate for their country
What?: that is true
Haseo: But especially America
Fork: Not everybody me thinks. There's always those few blind ones
Fork: But I think it's actually good to criticise your own country
Nova: hehe everybody has a little WAIT for their country
Nova: HEH
Sumi: omg nova
Fork: nova xD
Nova: ass nova
G_S: "Not everybody me thinks." me thinks? Mish is rubbing off on you
Fork: I TOLD YOU
Sumi: xD
Fork: SHE HAS MADE ME BRITISH
Nova: WAITISH
Fork: I DRINK ENGLISH TEA AND SAY...
Fork: NOVA
Fork: FUCK
Fork: xD
G_S: THERE IS NO HOPE FOR YOU NOW, JAD
Nova: YOU DRINK TEA AND SAY MY NAME?
Fork: I say nova fuck
Nova: MAN DAS WEIRD
Sumi: novafucking
Fork: the best kind of fucking
Nova: /////////////////// i-is it really
What?: I look away for one second and what the heck did this conversation turn into
Sumi: to fuck so hard you cause a supernova
Fork: I don't even know where I'm going with this
G_S: fucking with the power of a supernova?
Sumi: almost ed
Sumi: almost
G_S: this is how God made the universe
Fork: with the power of superNova
What?: and you guys complain when I make a dirty comment /tsuns in the corner
Fork: Thus
Fork: Nova made the universe
Fork: by fucking WITH the power of a supernova
Sumi: omg
Sumi: wait
Sumi: it all makes sense
Sumi: if novafucking is how god made the universe
Sumi: who was god fucking?
G_S: himself
Sumi: and is god nova?
What?: I thought this was clear
Fork: Mysteries that will never be revealed Mattie
Sumi: based nova
Sumi: thank you based nova
Sumi: that is the saying yes
Sumi: based god??
Sumi: i dont english sorry
Sumi: //spent entire day in spanish
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Mach: furry dicks are logically the same color as fur
Mach: fur
Mach: ry
What?: Well
What?: No, they are not logically the same colour as fur
Sax: i had a furry friend once
Sax: they were the only furry friend i ever had
Sax: never again
Sumi: why would they have fur on them
Mach: why not
What?: Because they are not ... furry
Sumi: wouldn't that just be the skin
Basi: yeah i don't thin kthey're furry
Fork: some people like that you just gotta accept it
Sax: he's indirectly telling you that you need to accept him beucase he's secretly a furry
Sax: and he's crying on the inside because you wont
Sumi: awww i dated a furry lol
Fork: Ed is a furry?
Sumi: LOL
Sumi: omg
Fork: this explains a lot
Sumi: nah my ex gf
Nova: Uhh hey guys
Nova: What's a furry dick
Mach: LOL
Nova: Dicks aren't furry
Fork: But are furry dicks?
Nova: No animal in the kingdom grows fur on its dick
What?: "What's a furry dick" richard nixon never recovered from that one accident where he fell into a vat of beaver pelts
Nova has changed the conversation topic to "Jaynsexual Dream Drop Dickstance"
Sumi: wait what
Fork: welp
Basi: omg
Fork: poor jayn
Sax: dickstance
What?: dick stance
What?: is that for an RPG?
Mach: dont forget
Mach: furry edition
Sax: pfff
Sumi: omfg ash
Fork has changed the conversation topic to "Jayn's Furry Dream Drop Dickstance"
Basi: oh no
Jayn: croes
Jayn: oh god
What?: crows
Jayn: 8cries
Jayn: what is happen
Jayn: 2 me
Jayn: help
Nova: Ok let's just cut out the middle man and say what we mean here
Nova has changed the conversation topic to "Jayn's Furry Dick"
Basi: OFMDg
Jayn: WELP
Fork: THERE IT IS
Mach: ok nova sorry for not knowing how animal's dicks wor- WHAT
Sumi: jesus christ
Mach: u did it
Fork: my sides
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Fork has changed the conversation topic to "damn lemon stealing jaynsexuals"
Nova: wHAT HOW DID JAYN GET INVOLVED
Nova: AGAIN
Fork: Jayn is always involved
Fork: always
Nova: So what have we established now via topic titles
Nova: that she's a succubus with a furry dick and a legion of fetishistic devotees who steal lemons for her
Fork: We're in incestuous jaynsexual allsexual lemonsteal pirate doge family
Fork: yes
Nova has changed the conversation topic to "Jayn's Omnisexual Canine Lemon Pirates"
Fork: Perfect /cries
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Mach: if you're spooning and the smaller person is the big spoon is it jetpacking
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Sumi: wait is claw drunk again
Sumi: my fave claw
Claw: noO NOT
Claw: I'M PRETY MUCH SOPEBR NOW
Nova: You sure look it
Claw: >/////<
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Fork: Kelly is Kevin from EEnE
Kellu: EEnE?
What?: ed edd n eddy
Kellu: ..
Kellu: I want to harm Jad more.
What?: Watch out, Drance
What?: Drance*
What?: France*
Plums: Drance
What?: Ja d'arc
Nova: If you're Kevin that must mean Nick is Rolf
Kellu: OMFG
Fork: FFFFFFFFFF
Plums: LOL
Kellu: FUCKING HELL
Nova: Did he woo you with stories of old country ~= 3=~
Kellu: I woke up Frank, the parrot, thanks Nova
What?: what a foreigner
Kellu: PFFFFT
Plums: She's just in it for that Wilfred bacon
What?: jad, is the french word for dork, "dorque"
Fork: DAMMIT ASH.
Nova: Le What?
Nova: French Ashwin
Kellu: God damn it, you guys. I love you, you stupid ass-hats.
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Claw: you appeat the herb a problem there
Claw: *appear to
G_S: Is Claw drunk?
Fork: Yeah
Fork: he is.
Kellu: adorable drunk tsun
G_S: It's not even New Year's Eve, Claw.
Claw: I'M NOT THAT BAD THO(
Claw: I was about an hour ago
Fork: Pfffff
Kellu: his he Scottish.
Kellu: He needs no excuse.
Nova: "you appeat the herb a problem there" herbody in the club get tipsy
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Kellu: ~sughoi my first orgas--Yeah. I'm not going to finish that sentence. Don't fap on New Years, kids.
Fork: "orgas" UHHHH
Sumi: orcas obvs
Kellu: FUCK IM TIRED
Kellu: / rolls
Nova: "orcas obvs" omg now I'm imagining a girl moaning like a whale at her climax
Claw: OmFG NNOOVA
G_S: FREE KELLY!
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Jayn: someone just followed me on soundcloud [link to disturbing profile w/ nude pic]
Fork: Jayn
Fork: WHATt
Nova: ...W-what
Nova: the fuck
What?: "you can 1-800-KISS-MY-ASS"
Beau: AHHAHAHAH
Beau: YEEEEEEEES
Jayn: cries
Janime: i think 1-800-KISS-MY-ASS is too long
What?: 1-800-KIS-SMYA
Fork: must be an extension
Haseo: 1-8KI-SSM-YASS
What? has changed the conversation topic to "Jayn's Omnisexual Canine Lemon Pirates: Dont like my attitude?U can call me 1-800-KISS-MY-ASS !"
Janime: omg
Fork: omg
Jani has changed the conversation picture. [Added disturbing nude]
Fork: LOL
Fork: OMG
Plums: JAKE
Fork: JAKE
Fork: OMG
Nova: I don't see it what di-MOTHER OF GOD
G_S: ^ best reaction xD
Janime: i gotta update when the title updates
Fork: jayn this is your fault
Fork: I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT IT
Nova: People we invite to the chat hereafter will be horrified and think strange, terrible (probably true) things about us
Basi: omg
Nova: We've probably already done that to poor Lauren
Janime: im sorry Lauren
Fork: poor Lauren
What?: can you 1-800-forgive-us lauren
Nova: CANHT BRREATH
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Kellu: FAMILY TELL NICK TO SLEEP PLEASE
Beau: nick u hor slep
Janime: shouldn't you be asleep too
Kellu: THAT'S NOT THE POINT I HAD A BAD DREAM I HAVE AN EXCUSE
Kellu: HE DOESN'T
Janime: okay
Janime: nick go to bed
Janime: even tho he's not gonna go to bed as long as his woman is up
Kellu: I SWEAR TO GOD IF
Kellu: SOMEBODY
Kellu: USES POSSESSIVE--nah fuck this I'm just going to fly over there and make him go to bed
Fork: sex for that is usually not a good answer
Fork: but do whatever you want
Janime: she's too young for s-e-x, Jad, shh
Kellu: ...
Janime: I don't even think she knows what it is tbh
Janime: don't tell her
Fork: Isn't sex that thing
Fork: where you like
Fork: put your thing
Fork: in the other thing?
Janime: yea
Rissy: xDDD
Kellu: I DIDN'T MEAN LIKE THA---
Janime: put the french fry in your mouth
Janime: and chew
Janime: sex
Fork: omg
Kellu: GOODBYE FAMILY CHAT
Janime: love u kelly
Kellu: FUCKING PERVERTS I HATE YOU
Fork: <3
Rissy: Can't you get cooties from that?
Fork: ewww cooties
Rissy: Ewwww, cooties!
Fork: Ewwwwww
Mach: what have you done you bastards
Janime: go to bed
Kellu: i am going to fucking murder you jad
Fork: love you too, kelly
Kellu: you're just across the fucking channel
Nova: That's her catch phrase
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Janime: kelly
Janime: calm your tits
Fork: tits?
Fork: what are those
Fork: do you get cooties from them?
Rissy: I don't understand that phrase
Rissy: Are my tits jumping up and down in hyperactivity?
Janime: probably
Fork: Yes Sam
Fork: yes.
Rissy: omg I'm laughing imagining that
Kellu: RISSY
Fork: I think half the chat got a boner thinking about tha-/shot
Fork: including the women
Nova: Tits are known to turn red and spin like propeller blades when a woman is flustered
Rissy: xDDD
Kellu: I almost typed risstits
Janime: wow
Nova: perf
Rissy: That's what I call my tits
Nova: new nickname
Nova: forever
Fork: lmao
Fork: omg
Fork: I can't
Rissy: My risstits are very calmed today
Janime: that's good
Rissy: I got a new bra for christmas so they're quite somber
Janime: my tits are angry
Rissy: xD
Fork: my tits hunger
Rissy: I imagine your tits are jumping up and down furiously
G_S: I HEARD TITS
G_S: WHERE?!
Janime: mine
Janime: on my boobs
G_S: oh
Fork points at Rissy's tit
Fork: tits*
G_S: OH
Rissy: TIT
Rissy: LIKE I ONLY HAVE ONE
Rissy: UNITIT
Fork: you're a freak of nature
G_S: EWWWWWWWWWW
G_S: not turned on at all
G_S: I'm outta here
Janime: good
Rissy: :c
G_S: sorry, Sam
G_S: unitits are not for me
Rissy: I'm a freak
Nova: "my tits hunger" Jad's tits
Kellu: unity tits wtf
Rissy: omg
Kellu: tits unite
Rissy: i imagine women in a circle
Rissy: and their tits are bobbing up and down in unison
Nova: tits of sisterhood
Nova: titserhood
G_S: pfffffffffff
Rissy: xDDDD
Fork: circletitjerk?
Nova: circletweak
Kellu: pff
Janime: summon the almighty tit
G_S: maybe that's what happens when women with huge tits are around each other
G_S: each pair has its own gravitational field
G_S: and they're competing and trying to overpower each other
G_S: PHYSICS!
Fork: my sides
Fork: Ed stop omg
Nova: don't you mean gravititional
Janime: omg
Rissy: I got to stop laughing at loud
Fork: Is your bf looking at you funny
Rissy: because my boyfriend keeps asking what I'm laughing abo-YES
Nova: "I got to stop laughing at loud" Yeah you do
Nova: Loud didn't do anything to you
Nova: /brick'd
Fork: Show him your tits
Nova: It would be accurate
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Beau:let's have sex you mean?????!?!??????? WINKS WISWNJS WINSKANSVDKSKS
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Sumi: rev up the holy dildos
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Nova: Hands up who else wants to kill Andrew
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Kelly: NOVA STOP BEING CUTE
Basi: i feel the need to agree with this tbh nova /l a t e
Nova: dsfgghhgfgsdgREHTYJJHHFGJ //////// NOT
Basi: YES nova youre cute ok bye
Beau: yes
What?: nova is cute sorry there is no debating this
Nova: tHERE TOTALLY IS
Nova: ffffRGRHFHGFHGSKKLSKJSLKDL
Nova: /tHRASHES
Basi: NO shh /pet
Sumi: nova would you prefer i said u were ugly af
Beau: YAAAAAAS NOVA U LOOK SOOOO CUTE
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What?: "am I like your sister?"
What?: "yes"
What?: OREIMO ROMANCE ALL OVER AGAIN
Kellu: / KICKS OUT DOOR
Kellu: INCEST?!
Nova: /KICKS DOOR THE WRONG WAY
Nova: INCEPMFL!?
Kellu: god damn it nova
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Nova: live laugh love have a TV dinner with cardboard cutouts of the "Friends" cast
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Sumi: I'm drunk of r shire now ffff
What?: the shire
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What?: andrew oh god I just realized your display picure is trippy as john the baptist on a tricycle
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Sumi: horny af rn wow why u gotta be like this tequila
THUS THE THIRST BEGAN...
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Sumi: ash come here i wanna smooch ur cheeks
What?: my cheeks are surrounded by pillows right now though
Sumi: imma make u some tea
Sumi: we ton watch some tv
Sumi: *gon
Beau: dnt lure him w tra u bitch
Beau: TEA
Nova: 429tra
Nova: 420pour it
Basi: drew im gonna make your name 429tra
Beau: i hate u all
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What?: I HARD JYP
What?: HEARD*
Nova: ash is hard
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What?: IN GHD DNC IG CODXN'G D DN MZGGDF
What?: UH
Basi: omfg
What?: IN THE END* typos*
Basi: ???????????????
What?: WAKE ME IP INSIODE
Basi: u need to go to bed friend
What?: byt I have mucrophone
What?: microphone*
Basi: THEN TALK
What?: WONE SECOND
Sumi: wine
What?: I lweft the w on the message box
Sumi: u need the wine
Basi: hibernation time 4 ashwin
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Nova: KIGGUM HARPTS?
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Beau: HENRY GOTO HELL
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Sumi: ash ilu
Sumi: so much
Sumi: i'm gonna marry you
Nova: So does that make it
Nova: Mattiemony?
Nova: :L :L :L :L :L
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Basi: sighing from the other side of the continent
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Sumi: ash don't lemme get u alone
Sumi: ;)))))))))))))))))
Sumi: gonna get dat d /killed
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Basi: everything about my best friend is cute and i am jealous: a autobiography
Sumi: sshUTSH
Nova: it's ok because you're cute too: addendum
Basi: NO
What?: but both of you are cute in different manners it is like comparing jupiter to gliese 581d
Nova: Ash I don't think it's like that at all
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Sumi: ash ur legal lesgo //killed
Nova: SO TIRSTEE
What?: so tristesse
Nova: so treatise
What?: tsundere
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Beau: KILL MATTIE
Sumi: KILLE THE MATTIE
Nova: KILLEU ZE MATTEU
Basi: kill la mattie
Sumi: ins o drunkg holy fuck tho
[4:08:07 AM] Mattie Graff: #functioning
Nova: attack on mattie
What?: puella magi mattie magica
Nova: puella magi ins o drunkg
Basi: im this close to making that your name nova
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Sumi: marry ash fuck ash kill ash
Sumi: #trutalk
Nova: fuck real marry talk kill hashtag
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Kellu: What's going on
Beau: KELLY
Sumi: fUCJ
Sumi: FUCK
Basi: sdfsDFNS
Sumi: ABORT
Nova: OH SHIT CHEESE IT THE COPS
Sumi: ABORT
Sumi: ABORT
Beau: ABORT MISSION
Kellu: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Nova: NOTHIN' DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
Sumi: GO AWAY
Nova: dON'T SAY THAT
Basi: oh kkelly
Sumi: WERE
Sumi: UHM
Sumi: FUCKING???
Basi: MATTIe
Sumi: NO
Sumi: WERE KILLING
Nova: Are we?
Basi: DONT GIVE IT AWAY
Sumi: NO MARRYING
Sumi: GETTING MARRIED
Beau: mattie stop
Basi: GOD
Basi: STOP REVEALING OUR LIFE PLANS
[4:16:24 AM] Mattie Graff: WE ARE GETTING MARRIED
What?: "FUCKING???" fucking wasted that is
Sumi: shut up ash
What?: all of us
Sumi: im gonna fuckill you
Sumi: fuckill
Basi: hardcore
Sumi: ye
Beau: kelly run
Nova: Just run
What?: run run
Basi: gotta go fast
Kellu: I'll go away then??
Beau: omg kelly no
Basi: omg
Beau: were jus
What?: kelly come back
Beau: dying
Nova: Kelly no it's nOT WHAT YOU THINK
What?: KELLY RETURN TO US
Nova: BLAME MATTIE AND ANDREW
Basi: forreal
Sumi: shut up whore
Beau: IMMA FUK U ^^^
Nova: kill andu kill mattie marry kellu
Kellu: what are you guys
Sumi: kill fucking marry me
Beau: shut the **** ^^^
Kellu: What
Sumi: kill the kill
Sumi: fuck me
Nova: WE'RE DOING MARRY FUCK KILL AND TYPING SOME OF IT AND SAYING THE REST
Nova: IT GOT OUT OF HAND
Sumi: marry life
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Sumi: ash i wanna kisss youuuuu
Sumi: love me
Sumi: love me ashwin
What?: /pets gently
Basi: horndog omg
What?: corndog
Nova: Literally all Mattie has been doing all night is alternating death threats and come-ons
Basi: thats what she usually does tho
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Nova: [COUGHING UP A LUNG ON MIC]
Basi: dont die nova
Nova: ty for caring for me lauren u are sweetest
Basi: we need u to keep up the chat's cute levels
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Beau: DONUT MAKE FUN IF ME
Beau: OF
Sumi: LEAVE DREW ALONE
Beau: ahahahahahahhahaa
Kellu: FUCKING HELL CRYING
Nova: fuck mattie marry lauren leave drew alone
Basi: aww thanks nova
Nova: u 3u
Sumi: fuck nova erryday
Nova: w-what
Nova: \////\\\/\
Kellu: \ o /
Sumi: get dat d
Kellu: OMFG
Basi: WOW OK
Kellu: FUCK IT
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Sumi: me and drew: "THIRSTYYY" ashwin: "murder"
Nova: you broke him
Nova: #2muchmatrimony
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Beau: kill mattie by decapitation but first we first bongle in the jungle if u know wat i mean
Beau: accomplice would be nova so then we can bongle in the jungle too WINK WONK
NOVA TRIES TO SAY SOMETHING BUT...
Basi: OMG YOU VERBAL KEYSMASH THAT IS THE CUTEST THING
Basi: I CANT TAKE IT BYE NOVA
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Sumi: FAKKLE MY JACKLE
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Kellu: DoNT PENETRATE ME
Basi: OMFg
Kellu: IM INNOCENT
Sumi: #consentissexy
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What?: nobody will knownudge nudge wink won
Sumi: ash im gonna wink ur wonk
Sumi: WINK DAT WONK
What?: but watch out for the wunk
Beau: U SLAYED ME
Sumi: #KILLDREW
Nova: TRENDING
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Nova: #thirstsmashthatpussy
Sumi: #keymashit
Kellu: smash that pussy nova
Basi: @Nova CHARMING
Nova: nO
Nova: I IDn
Nova: mEAN TO
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What?: parents walking the hallway like a goddang metal gear
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Nova: [SPUTTERING TO DEATH AGAIN]
Basi: DON T DIE NOVA
Basi: good lord
What?: be careful nova
Fork: 1-800-NOVA-FUCK
Fork: 1-800-superNova-Fuck
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Fork: y'all motherfuckers need jesus
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What?: #ENJOYTHEDRUGS
Sumi: #enjoythedrugs
Fork: #enjoythedrugs
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Beau: #jesustakethewhell
Sumi: #whell
What?: jesus take the well
Fork: #jesusdrewwhatthefuck
Sumi: #enjoythewhell
Sumi: #smashthatwell
Beau: #jesusenjoythedrugs
Fork: #drewtakethewheel
Kellu: #jesustakethepenis
Sumi: #ashwingodofsoftfucking
Fork: #wheeltakethepenis
Sumi: #jesuscantakemywheel
Beau: #jesus429tra
Fork: #jesusNOSTOPDONTTAKEIT
Nova: #wheeltrendingpenisjesushashtag429trasoftfuckmattiekilldrew
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Basi: ＳＯＭＥＴＨＩＮＧＨＡＰＰＥＮＥＤ
What?: Nothing happened, dear, sweet Lauren-chan. /pets
Basi: ａｓｈｗｉｎ．
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Nova: jesus can 1-800-keysmash-the-well
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Sumi: i can't breathe
Sumi: wAIT IMG ACTUAKCKLLY SUFFO TATOMNG
Basi: MATTIE
Beau: maattie breatg
Basi: DONT DIE
Beau: BREATG
Sumi: BACK
Sumi: OK
Sumi: ALIVE
What?: "SUFFO TATOMNG" suffotomatoing
Fork: tra tatomng
Beau: #tomatoing
What?: tra ta tomng looks vietnamese too
Basi: mattie your new name is super closet o being tatomng
Nova: tra tatomng ins o drunkg
Basi: AND THATS GONNA BEY OURS NOVA
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Sumi: #fuckme
Sumi: #fuckme
Sumi: #sideways
Sumi: #ketchup
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Sumi: #stillfuckinhorny
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Basi: #novasfault
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What?: did you just say king of the ninth urkel
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Nova: WHO'S DIALING 45292495
Fork: woah what
Beau: #mysteriousbeeps
Basi: fOMGFGFSNG
What?: WE BROKE THE COAL
What?: CALL&
Sumi: sorry was calling 1800fuckme
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Kellu: IS MATTIE USING A DILDO
Basi: WHAT
What?: holy didlo
What?: dilosd*
Fork: DRAGON DILDOS
What?: dildoo*
Beau: #mattieisghedildo
Beau: ghe
Beau: the
What?: ghe
What?: ghedildo
Sumi: i'M L:IGBAHINJG
What?: lig bajing
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Sumi: #acceptpenisasurlordandsavior
Nova: aRISE PENIS ASUR
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Nova: jesus log me out
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Basi: HOW HAS THIS GONE ON FOR FOUR HOURS
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Nova: KELLU CAN WE BORROW NICU TOMORROW
Fork: we'll bring him back in once piece
Fork: we promise
Beau: get ur english rite
Fork: ONCE PIECE
Fork: TWICE PIECE
Fork: THRICE PIECE
Nova: I leaved everythings I owner in Once Piece
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Sumi: guys where are we partying
Sumi: where the party at
G_S: in my pants
Sumi: ..o-oh
Sumi: woah where does the party go
G_S: in your pants /shot
Nova: down the urethra
Haseo: ew
Sumi: eughhahgahs
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Kellu: NICK SAID WHAT'S A DRAGON DILDO
Beau: ...
Nova: awwww here it goes
Beau: exactly what is sounds like
Basi: omg
Fork: I was going to link a pic of what a dragon dildo is
Fork: but is bad idea so
Nova: Just tell him baddragon.com
Kellu: HOKY LOL
Kellu: I'm tired still
Fork: jeez Kelly
Sumi: hoky tragon tiltos
Kellu: yes Mattie perfect
Kellu: "im too tired why would you use a reptile fake penis if theres real ones out there" kawaii boyfriend
What?: "Just tell him baddragon.com" WHY IS THIS THE FIRST THING I SEE OH CHRIST THIS CHAT
Sumi: ash ilu
Nova: abort
Basi: omg
Basi: hi ashwin
What?: hello frieds
Sumi: ABORT MISSION
Beau: ash mattie still wants the d
Sumi: ABORT DILDOS
Kellu: I'm crying
G_S: she always wants it
Nova: Mattie has a passive that keeps her drunk during the hangover period
Sumi: omg
Nova: It's called Party Never Stops
Sumi: rogue powers
Nova: Yep
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Sumi: lucky number fuck jesus
G_S: What numeral system is "fuck jesus" from?
Sumi: mine
Nova: base fuckjesus
Nova: to answer your question Ed
Fork: omg
Fork: xD
Sumi: fuckingbasedjesus
Nova: which counts as follows
Nova: Two
Nova: Four
Nova: Nine
What?: EEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Nova: Fuck
Nova: Jesus
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Digi: FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WAS WALKABLE
Nova: Famous last words
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Sumi: if i were a pokemon id be spinda
Nova: Own Tempo ~@ 3@~
Nova: If I were a Pokemon I'd be Torterra 'cause of my Wood Hammer /brick'd
What?: I do not, and if you wish, it would be nice to see th-- NOVA GREJOIFEWDSZ
Basi: omfg
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What?: BEYONCE ON A BIKE I ALMOST EXPLODED THE COKE CAN
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G_S: Yes, Ed is back.
Nova: /EEnE theme intensifies
Fork: "dorks"
Nova: muffled kellu in the distance
Haseo: I read tht as EoE
Nova: AGAIN?
Fork: LOL
What?: end of evangelion theme intensifies
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Sax: THE SCISSORS ARE IN THE CUP, NOW GET OUT
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Sax: I just exceeded my daily limit on my kpop blog
Sax: how even
Sax: why
Sax: WHY
Sax: this is terrible
Sax: i wasnt being careful
Sax: i didnt use protection
Sax: but i hadnt been around for so long
Sax: i guess i went too fast
Sax: o o p s
Sax: i was excited
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Digi: [Cave Story] is only on every Nintendo console
Digi: ever
Digi: usually multiple times
Nova: 3DS 4DS 5DS 6 U
Nova: N64
Digi: Wii2
Nova: 64N
Nova: Wii O
Nova: Hyper Nintendo
Nova: Game Man
Nova: Digital Boy
Digi: NAILED IT
Nova: Nail64
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What?: should I weat the chicken wongs or pizza first
Nova: WEAT THE CHICKEN WONGS
What?: EAT THE CHICKEN WINGS*
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Mach: IS GIRLFRIEND SLEEPING ALREADY
Nova: omg she has a name
Mach: i hate these so called holidays im at the beach all day and cant talk to the most wonderful person in the world unu
What?: visit her with your dream self
Nova: Yiss
Nova: unless you're on different dream planets
Mach: i think we're in the same dream planet
Nova: Prospit dreamers I'll bet
Nova: /Skypes in from Derse
Mach: im sorry im not english but what the heck is prospit are people able to salivate professionally
Nova: omfg
What?: PRO SPIT
What?: I AM DYING
Nova: Filling in for Kelly: Dork.
Mach: she'd actually say that lel
Nova: ALSO I CAN TELL YOU'RE SAYING IT WRONG IT'S PROSS PIT NOT PRO SPIT
What?: new headcanon
Nova: pls no
Nova: can it be a headca-non instead
What?: all prospit dreamers are salivation olympic athletes
Nova: WAIT SO
Nova: WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS
Nova: THEY'RE ESPECIALLY GOOD AT EXPEEEECTORAAAATING?
What?: ...
What?: you win
Nova: PTOOY
Mach: i dont understand
Nova: i-don't-un-der-stand-GA-STOOOON
Nova: #syllabicallyaccurate #lyricalswagg
Mach: ...i still dont understand
Nova: NOTHIN DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
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What?: nova if you do not code on a regular basis I will swag a hoopty flipside 460 down by the twerkalot pound y'all
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What?: #attacksexams
Nova: ATTACK SEX AMS
What?: ...
What?: welp
Nova: Idk that's what I read
Nova: Guess it says more about me than you
What?: no I see what you mean
What?: attack sex ams is more visible than attacks exams
Jani: but what is ams
What?: uh
What?: AM radio?
Jani: American Meteorological Society
What?: do they have pornographic AM radio stations
Jani: Attack Sex American Meteorological Society
What?: Attack Sex sounds painful
Plums: That's when you shift into Defense Sex mode
What?: What if they activated my Trap Sex card-- wait no that came off not what I intended
Nova: ams nova
What?: ams nova
Jani: i think of yams
Jani: yams nova
What?: yams nova
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Saxi: and jeff the thing is i love the people. the people in the body make me happy. therefore i just kind of mold around everything else about them which then widens my taste in what i like in a body afterwards
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Kellu: I think I may have agreed to strip for Emma's 17th.
Kellu: Friendship is magical. And bordering turning into lesbians.
Nova: ... o_o
Nova: Poppop is confused
Kellu: I'm sorry Pops.
Kellu: College is turning me gay.
Kellu: ..Er. Than I was before.
Nova: As long as this friendsbian is someone close to your heart
Kellu: PFFFF. Friendsbian. Excellent term.
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Sumi: ill give you your gift and go and come back
Sumi: so you dont lose it when disconnects happen
Basi: ahh ok ;o;
Basi: ill get you yours too
Beau: kawaii
Basi: shall i open uup again or
Beau: omg this is gettin steamy now yall
Nova: wHOA WHAT KINDA GIFTS ARE Y'ALL GIVIN...
Kellu: Friendsbian.
Basi: omg
Sumi: lmao
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Basi: #pinklilyswag
Nova: Open up and show her your pink lily ;o /brick'd
Kellu: . . .
Kellu: / drop kicks.
Nova: /kick'd
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What?: God I am caving fried chicken
Sumi: cave chicken
Sumi: nova is a cave chicken
Nova: wat
Nova: how was this decided
Sumi: a large, fluffy, fire-breathing chicken with teeth
Nova: wtf
Nova: veto
Plums: so Ho-Oh
Sumi: but fatter
Nova: tHANKS
Sumi: and fluffier
Sumi: and huggable
Sumi: except when it's breathing fire
Sumi: and also changes colour of feathers sometimes
Sumi: cave chicken
Sumi: yeah
Sumi: nova the cave chicken you are adorable
Nova: I am nEITHER ADORABLE NOR A CHIEKCN KDFJGHF
Basi: omg
Nova: so I'm actually a phoenix
Sumi: sssort of i will draw a cave chicken on my napkin tomorrow
Nova: Can't you just draw me as an Arcanine instead urfgl
Basi: ARCANINES ARE MY FAV
Nova: ; u;
Sumi: no you are a giant cave chicken shoosh
Nova: vETO
Sumi: you have many cave chickies
Sumi: that make cute little peeps...
Sumi: following you...
Nova: wtf am I a single cave dad
What?: Was this my fault
Sumi: yes ash
Sumi: stop caving chicken
Sumi: nova doesn't like it
Nova: I LOVE CHICKEN
Nova: I JUST DON'T WANNA BE ONE
Sumi: but think about how steady your head is
Sumi: and all those fluffy feathers
Nova: omg mattie you're delirious
Plums: i read that as delicious at first and was about to say
Sumi: and baBY CHICKIESSS
Sumi: and you can eat lots of things like grain and dried tiny pieces... of corn...
Plums: "and apparently festive grass bagels"
Nova: omg not enough meat
Nova: If I can breathe fire can I at least cook meat
Sumi: BUT SINCE YOU ARE A CAVE CHICKEN WITH TEETH
Sumi: YOU ALSO HUNT DOWN DEER AND PIGS
Nova: Ok better
Sumi: AND OCCAISIONALLY ANNOYING PEOPLE!!!
Nova: Whoa whoa ok y'know what
What?: hungry for bagels now
Sumi: haha grass... bagels... chicken grass... chicken bagel
Nova: I'll be a fire breathing chicken
Nova: You can have that
Sumi: CHICKen bagel
Nova: but I ain't gonna be a violent fire breathing chicken
Sumi: a chicken with a hole
Nova: I mean I assume most chickens have holes
Sumi: and cut in half and spread with cheeses and creams...
Nova: 'twould be kinda difficult to live without
Sumi: ashwin is the chicken bagel
Nova: and you're the cat chicken rite?
Sumi: THE NURSE IS BRINGING ME A BAGEL
Sumi: YAY
Sumi: bagel bagel
Sumi: beagle bagel
Sumi: i have beagles
Sumi: and now i have bagels
Sumi: i cant believe the nurse is bringing me a bagel
Sumi: this is the best
Nova: Why am I so hungry
Sumi: plz do not eat chicken they are your brothers
Nova: eNOUGH ABOUT CHICKENS OMG
Sumi: wee chickies...
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Nova: We're having a Chinese New Year party this year 'cause it's Year of the Horse & das me :3
Sumi: not yer kinda function ed ya lil animal hehe
Nova: das raciss
G_S: wat, Mattie?
Sumi: nothing im braindead
Nova: Yeah she just called me a cave-dwelling fire-breathing carnivorous chicken if that puts things in perspective, Ed
G_S: pffffffffffffffff
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Sumi: ash i ate a begla
Sumi: are you praoud
Sumi: bagel
Sumi: prpud bagel
What?: mattie did you just say you ate a bengali- oh
Sumi: proUD bagel
What?: yes proud
Basi: omg
What?: nagels are best
What?: bagels*
Basi: wow
Sumi: cav nagel bagla
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Basi: ,, i wish we had english muffins,,
What?: mmm english muffins
Basi: english muffin with melted mozzarella on top more like
What?: draws naked apron lon'qu serving lauren melted mozzarella english muffins heheh
Basi: Ashwin.
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Nova: Sigh guys I need relationship advice
Nova: I am soooo into swiss cheese lately, I've been neglecting colby jack
Nova: I'm sure she's taken notice
What?: establish a polyamozzarous relationship between them
Nova: omfg ash
G_S: >expected something serious
G_S: >got a laugh
G_S: thanks
Nova: I mean the only real advice I'd be seeking is "How do I get a girlfriend"
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Digi: I WANTED TO MAKE THE SEX JOKE BUT I'M NOT VERNACULAR ENOUGH
Nova: ...I'm not... vernacular... enough
Digi: xD
Nova: The self-proving statement
Nova: You've done it Jay
Nova: You've found a source of infinite energy
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Ash in a Nutshell
What?: This message has been removed.
What?: oopds
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Fork: Is Jake here
Fork: Jake
Fork: I summon you
Nova: /holds up Jake like a puppet
Nova: IT IS I, JAKE
Fork: you're not jake
Fork: such deception!!!!
Nova: W... Uh... y-YES I AM
Fork: Prove it
Nova: Uhm
Nova: BEHOLD MY GINGER LOCKS
Fork: okay close enoug-
Fork: WAIT A SECOND
Fork: JAKE WOULD NEVER SAY THAT
Nova: Hold on
Jani(?): There :L
Fork: what
Jani(?): ...You have me nicknamed don't you
Jani(?): god dAMN IT JAD YOU RUINED THE JOKE
Fork: ohai jake
Fork: ...
Fork: OH
Fork: SHIT.
Fork: DAMMITasijasfinasifnasifnasifnasf
Nova: PFFFFHAHAHAHAHA
Fork: OMG.
Nova: NEVER MIND
Nova: JOKE WORKED PERFECTLY.
Fork: LIKE
Fork: WOW MAN
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Saxi: i just changed into clean clothes cmon people
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Basi: damn yoU BOLLYWOOD..
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Basi: hHOLY SHIT
What?: s-sorry lauren did I hurt you
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Basi: jee ez you guys tire me out rly fast wow pff
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Nova: I like my glasses ; u;
Basi: thats good uwu
Nova: They are mighty trapezoids
Nova: the trendiest shape
What?: oooh trapexoids
What?: tapozoids*
Nova: you'll get it
What?: trapeszoids*
What?: okay that works in polish
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What?: suddenly the fires of hatred burn in her eywes
Nova: eywes
Basi: quebecoisi
What?: queebecosi*
What?: never mind
Basi: omg
What?: quebecosy
Nova: queefecois
Basi: sto p making me laugh pl S NOVa
Basi: NO
What?: in the sugar shaqcs
Nova: THE SUGAR SHAQS
What?: oh my christ these typos
Nova: I'm gonnna get hiccups
What?: quebecois NBA team is just six shaqs lined up together speaking quebecois french
Nova: omelette du sugar
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G_S: I think I'm going to go now
G_S: good night, everybody
Basi: night ed
Nova: nighted
Nova: ...hehe, knighted
Nova: g'night, k'night ed
Nova: ...fuck, I'm sleepdrunk
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Basi: GO TO BED
Nova: I can't
Nova: I'll miss u
Nova: gUYS
Nova: U GUYS
Basi: aw
Nova: G-EVERYBOYDD
Basi: no its too late the truth's out
Nova: FUCKFJING
Nova: ikjrgegtoirhtjkgif,d
Basi: GO TO BED
What?: noca you must rest y
Basi: noca
Nova: WHO'S NOCA
Nova: SHIP HIM INSTEAD
Haseo: noca cola
Nova: gfdi
What?: noca x nova?
Nova: nO
Nova: NO SHIPS
Nova: NO RELATIONSHIPS WHATSOEVER
Basi: does that mean you wont put the lashwin stuff on your quote wall
Nova: NONE INVOLVING ME DJFDGHF
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Jani: well Orthros just viciously murdered me
Haseo: bad dog
Nova: pff it's funny how things are hard on Hard
Nova: I upgraded Agni Kai, you could use it on the ice head = 3=
Jani: Usin' you
Jani: holy fuck
Jani: 9383 damage
Jani: well that head's dead
Nova: FEEL MY FURY
Haseo: read as feel my furry
Nova: DICK
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Basi: oh god here come the knives
Basi: ok itll be over sooon.......
Basi: ........... ashwin .
What?:: w-what
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Kellu: rolls in
Beau: rolls you back out
Beau: out in the yard w u
Kellu: Fuck you too, bitch.
Kellu: 8(
Beau: ehuehue
Beau: bb you know ily
Kellu: <3
Beau: pushes off cliff
Beau: xoxo
Basi: drEW dont kill my kouhai wow
What?: catches kelly and gives to lauren
Basi: thnx
What?: there is your christmas present
Kellu: asHWIN
Basi: ashwin its feb.
What?: happy valentine's day
Beau: u 2 gon http://www.clipartpal.com/_thumbs/pd/education/scissors.png
Kellu: /// I am not Lauren's valentine
What?: sorry
What?: happy black history month*
Beau: y'all can still http://www.clipartpal.com/_thumbs/pd/education/scissors.png
Kellu: DREW
Kellu: OH MY FUCKING GOD.
Nova: only if I can film it /brick'd
Kellu: NOVA.
Basi: NOVA
Basi: WOW
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Kellu: Hello, chat.
Nova: hi kellu = 3=
Fork: Hello Kelly
What?: hello, chaton
G_S: hello, granddaughter
Beau: kelluuuuuuuuuuuu
Basi: kellyyyyyyy <3
Saxi: hi kelly <4
Fork: see how much we love you, Kelly
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What? that is the highest compliment another human being can give another nova
Nova: another another
Fork: another nova
Nova: another side, another shithead
Saxi: ----
Nova: Sax don't flatline D:
Kellu: We are not losing her, god damn it. Saxima, nooo.
Nova: stay with us girl
Nova: CLEAR
Nova: *PHOONK*
Saxi: wht the flcyign fucK
Kellu: You did it, Pops! \ o / She didn't die.
Nova: /FFIX VICTORY FANFARE
Saxi: if there are marks on my boobs in the shape of rounded rectangles i will be unhappy
Nova: u-uhh nope I think that's a birthmark /takes off like a shot
Kellu: Pffff.
Saxi: pfff
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Kellu: ...I killed the Sheiffif and Nova was like 'YOU, ME, BED, HONEY. ONLY 120'
Fork: oh god
Kellu: I'm sat there 'Will 10 caps let me see your boobs.'
Nova: Wait wHAT THE FUCK WAS I LIKE!?
Nova: ...oh right I'm the
Nova: hooker I forgot
Fork: xD
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Nova: we are nOT talking about novafucking
Nova: ever
Fork: fine
Fork: shall I just call you by your first name
Nova: I'll fucking kill you
Nova: Don't think I won't swim that ocean
Nova: Hell I'll pick up Kellu on the way
Kellu: :D
Nova: WE'LL TWO-MAN THE CHANNEL, MOTHERFUCKER.
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Cact: my first grand slam
Digi: COME ON AND SLAM
Basi: thnx jay
Digi: Not a problem *back to lurking*
Nova: I feel like this is the most significant interaction between non-founding members of Incest Family yet
Nova: Our babies are getting to know each other guys ; u;
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What?: what do you call a fusion of korean cuisine and southern united states comfort food with african-american immigrant origins
What?: ...
What?: ...
What?: ...
What?: seoul food
Nova: holy shit ash
Basi: thanks ashwin
Nova: every time
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Nova: pff you & Ed
Nova: are like the only people I'm not convinced I could destroy
Fork: yay
Fork: /high fives Ed
G_S: //high five!
G_S: very sturdy people
Nova: Not even that you just
Nova: have no strengths no weaknesses
Nova: You are the Mario & Luigi of our friend circle
G_S: Are you the Mario, Jad?
G_S: I think I could pull off a better Luigi.
Fork: idk Mario's a dick
G_S: You get dat sweet Peach booty though. /shot
Nova: Better than that
Nova: She bakes you cake
Fork: "cake"
Nova: ALL THE TIME
Fork: """"""""""cake""""""""""
Nova: IT'S LIKE YOUR BIRTHDAY EVERY WEEK
Nova: NIGGA WHY WOULD YOU WANT SEX WHEN YOU CAN HAVE CAKE
[6:05:24 PM] Jad: true
G_S: can't have both. ;;
Fork: sex with a cake?
Fork: I mean I knew you had fetishes but jeez Ed
G_S: I was thinking more of somebody coming out of the cake.
Nova: Yeah but then that ruins the cake
Nova: because it tastes like oily sweaty ladyparts
Nova: Nobody wants that
G_S: What are you? Gay?
Beau: hello
Fork: welp
Nova: BECAUSE I DON'T WANT OILY PARTS?
Nova: NIGGA U ROBOSEXUAL?
Nova: GO TAKE A BATH
G_S: ARE YOU IMPLYING LADIES LEAK MOTOR OIL!?
Nova: NOBODY WANNA SMELL YO STANK
G_S: HOLY SHIT
G_S: MATTIE, IS THIS TRUE?!
Nova: BITCH I AIN'T TALK TO U 'TIL U SHOWER
Nova: CAIN'T EVEN FOCUS WIDDIS NIGGA'S MUSK IN THE AIR
G_S: coincidentally
G_S: I just got back from the gym
G_S: so...
Nova: W H A T I S A Y
Beau: musk <3
Nova: omg drew
Nova: you'd love a sex cake
Nova: you lil fiend
Beau: what is a sex cake
Nova: if the icing was dick flavored you'd be in heaven
Beau: oh
G_S: the icing is semen
Fork: the cake is shaped like a dick
Fork: 'the dick is shaped like a cake' is what I wrote first
G_S:: although depending on the size of the cake, all that semen can't come from one guy
G_S: or he'd die in the process /shot
Nova: why'd I even say Mario
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Haseo: Does Drew track the word gay?
Fork: probably
Beau: no
Nova: It pings him
Beau: i jst stalk
Fork: it summons him
Nova: as does bara
Nova: chest hair
Haseo: burly men
Nova: and meaty
G_S: His dick gets hard when the word is said.
Beau: guys please what are you trying to do
G_S: overload your senses
Beau: jfc
Fork: they're trying to make you CLIMAX
Fork: idk
G_S: *takes off shirt*
Fork: /takes off pants
G_S: assemble
G_S: nudist
G_S: BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Beau: guys you are literally
Beau: too much
Beau: screeches
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Saxi: oh shot
Saxi: shot
Saxi: SHOT
Saxi: SH I T
Saxi: cries
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G_S: Sax
G_S: you looking for a fight?
Plums: Well Ed
Plums: She's Aizen
Plums: it's gonna take you a few chapters
What?: Maybe a few arcs since Sax has a few things Aizen did not
Saxi: ed do you have a death wish
Sumi: do u wanna fuckin go man
What?: /throws a bottle of dr pepper towards saxima
What?: that should keep her distracted for a bit, ed
Saxi: ayyyy
Saxi: actually my mom did just buy more
Nova: /starts singing Do You Want to Fight Me
Nova: WITH YOUR ONE GOOD EYE~
Fork: ed
Fork: just shoot her
Fork: it's very effective
Saxi: JAD YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Fork: <3
Nova: Can't shoot me /socks Jad across the room
Saxi: also death to ed . . . . . . . . . by snoosnoo
G_S: Fools don't die.
What?: Keep it in your pants, Sax.
Saxi: dammit ash
What?: The Dr Pepper, I mean.
Saxi: ----
Saxi: oh
Fork: did you flatline again
Nova: DKJGSHGKJDGH
Saxi: cries
Nova: CLEAR
Nova: oh wait
Nova: false alarm
Saxi: I SWEAR I WILL HAVE SCARS ON MY BOOBS
Fork: it's okay scars are hawt
Sumi: arr we fighting or fucking
Fork: both
Fork: angry sex is the best
Sumi: oh
Nova: /kicks Jad through a wall
What?: This is why Ed cannot defeat her. Because she can revive
What?: She can be rebruilt
What?: rebuilt*
Saxi: omg androids yeS
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G_S: if only I had Gold Experience Requiem
What?: /invites Jube to the conversation
What?: ther u go
Saxi: omfg
Fork: oh god
Nova: nO
Nova: I'LL KILL
Nova: EVVYERYRON
Saxi: shhh
What?: la kill
Fork: pffffffff
Saxi: shhh novaboo
Nova: /FLAILS
Saxi: shhh
Saxi: its okay
Fork: /hugs Nova
Saxi: jube wont come here
Nova: MARGL
Fork: there there
Nova: Burf
Nova: muph
What?: this is a jube free society
Nova: /curls up in ball
Saxi: dont foam at the mouth jfc
Saxi: pobresito
What?: potayo
What?: to
Fork: also a makaze free society
Nova: u <u
Saxi: yes makaze free indeed thank lord
Fork: lol.
G_S: We should invite Craig and Mike in here
G_S: *kicked across room*
Nova: /shakes off foot
Saxi: pff ed
Fork: Chris too
Fork: /kicked across house
Saxi: HAHA CHRIS no thanks
Nova: Goddamn guys I only have so many feet
What?: right now I am just picturing Nova spinning around curled up in a ball like a figure skater and whenever Ed or Jad come near him with their comments he sticks a foot out like a cossack dancer and uses his torque and momentum to send them flying team rocket style
Saxi: omfg
Saxi:: olympic medal material
Nova: Uhh
Nova: Wait w-
Nova: WAIT
Sumi: this is all very fast and confusing and i am just a small mattie
Nova: I'm with u girl
Fork: so ed and I are Jesse and James?
Saxi: jad's jesse
What?: yes
G_S: We need a Meowth.
Nova: Can I go back to being a cave chicken please
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What?: /prints out calculus
Basi: ashwin.
What?: W-what.
Basi: why are you printing it out
What?: Because. In my spare time (i.e. in the student council meeting tomorrow while drinking tea) I can work on it in the same way people work on crosswords or sudoku.
Nova: He likes to print out enormous sheets of calculus and use them as secondary blankets in the winter months
What?: ^ That too, but I give them to the needy
Basi: oh.
Basi: well
Saxi: i thought ash said points to calculus and i just
What?: Lauren if you ever get cold again take my massive calculus blankets
Basi: help me with my calculus when i get into that class ok--
Basi: i.
What?: quilts. WHAT IF I QUILT A GIANT QUILT WITH DERIVATIVES AND INTEGRALS
Nova: "Lauren if you ever get cold again take my massive"
Basi: NOVA
Nova: His massive nova?
Nova: Ooh girl
Nova: You won't survive that
What?: Is that calculus homework in your pocket or are you happy to see me
G_S: actually I'm going to refrain from making a horrible calculus joke about limits
What?: Looks like you have reached your limit then
G_S: OH U
What?: As you can see with puns, my limit approaches zero
Nova: I think Lu is dumbstruck
Nova: Did you explode your star inside her Ash
Saxi: . . .
What?: I took her for a dance around the cosmos
Basi: wheres kelly
G_S: Your potential for puns causes a stack overflow, Ashwin.
Saxi: . . .
Nova: ...I sense trouble
What?: pffffff
Nova: /swift retreat
What?: uwu*
Kellu: "wheres kelly" yes
Basi: i do that too ashwin its ok
Basi: KELLY hi
Basi: (heart)
Nova: Hi Kellu o uo
Kellu: SENPAI hello
Kellu: hiii pops
Plums: "His massive nova? Ooh girl" https://24.media.tumblr.com/43607003ac2fae80d226943c524ea02a/tumblr_n10rw580wo1s4rcj5o1_500.jpg
Saxi: i
Nova: uHH
Plums: (i am sorry)
Plums: lauren come back
Basi: bye ale x
Plums: :c
What?: Why are we sexualizing poor sweet innocent lauren she is the purest one here you know frens
Nova: Again
Nova: succubus?
Saxi: nova pls
Saxi: p l s
Basi: s2g
Nova: wASN'T MY IDEA I'M JS
G_S: is there anybody here that we don't sexualize?
Saxi: i dont think we sexualize kelly that much
G_S: We used to.
Saxi: we like em young
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Basi: so i have discovered that my favourite shirts are called ballet/ballerina tops not double v-necks. close enough
What?: Double v-nicks
What?: necs*
What?: neks*
Basi: wow.
What?: Oh my christ.
What?: necks*
What?: There we go.
Basi: nicks necs necks
Basi: **neks
Basi: i fucked up.
Basi: i fucked up making fun of your fuck up
Nova: The very definition of a comedy of errors
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Basi: if you were anti-pencil, would you be

...

erasist?
What?: .
Nova: oh my fucking god
What?: /pats La Turok
Nova: THAT just bumped y'all up to like max priority on my shipping wall
Basi: wow
Nova: No, no wow
Nova: You have learned his art
Nova: You are as kin
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Basi: was that ok for my first pun tho
Nova: It was... amazing?
Nova: depending on your definition of opposite day /brick'd
Basi: WOW
Nova: Puns are amazing when they're terrible so yours was one of those
Nova: ...omg is this what cis people feel like
Basi: w eeps it wasnt an actual racist joke
Nova: NO THAT'S NOt what I meant...
Nova: I'm sorry /showers Lu in blankets and warm foods
What?: Back. Time to make a gazpacho and borscht recip-
Nova: /pauses mid-blanketshower
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What?: Spoilers: I am your next door voisin
What?: neighbor*
Nova: ...Did
Nova: did you just typo a word in the wrong language
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Jani: what's going on about caterpillars
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Basi: -- what the fuck my tamagotchi just died
Basi: or something
Basi: idk
Jani: rip
What?: What
Basi: he was ugly as fuck idc
Jani: gasp
What?: LAUREN
What?: How rude
What?: He loved you
What?: You were his mother
Basi: HE WAS ORANGE AND WAS BALDING AND HAD A GOATEE
Basi: WHAT AN UGLY ANGEL
What?: BUT YOU WERE HIS MOTHER
Nova: HE LOVED YOU
Jani: maybe he just moved out
What?: HE LOVED YOU LAUREN
Basi: HES DEAD
Basi: HES DEAD ASHWIN.
Jani: HE MOVED OUT
What?: AND YOU CARE SO LITTLE ABOUT HIS DEATH
What?: TRULY THE VILLAINESS
Nova: EVOLVED TO DARK DREAM WITCH EMPRESS
Basi: OK HE MOVED OUT
What?: fine he got a job
Jani: GOT A WIFE AND KID
Jani: FIVE KIDS
Basi: good he looked middle-aged
Jani: HIS KIDS EXPLODED
Jani: AND HE CRIED
What?: are you saying you only want handsome bishounen tamagotchi in your tamagotchi household
Basi: OFMG
Basi: yes
Nova: WOULD YOU LOVE YOUR TAMAGOTCHI IF IT HAD LON'QU'S FACE!?
What?: AND RINGABEL'S BODY?!
Jani: WITH A FURSUIT
Basi: WHAT THE FUCK MY OTHER TAMAGOTCHI DIED TOO
Basi: SHUT UP YOU GUYS
Basi: JINXING IT
Nova: MAYBE YOU'RE JINXING IT WITH YOUR ICE COLD HEART
What?: IS THIS BECAUSE THE BALD REDBEARD DID NOT LOVE YOU AND SLAUGHTERED THE REST OF YOUR CHILDREN
What?: YOU MUST REDEEM YOURSELF EMPRESS
What?: YOU DID NOT LOVE THE*
Basi: NO ASHWIN GO AWAY
What?: your heart can be mended
Nova: No wonder you like WoW you have no soul /brick'd
Basi: RUDE im not a ginger
Nova: o
Nova: m
Nova: g
Jani: I am excuse u
Basi: omg
What?: lautrec so sassy tonight
Nova: That does it
Nova: I challenge you to a duel for Jake's honor
Jani: :3
Basi: im sorry jake pls forgive me
Jani: okay
Basi: (heart)
Basi: go away nova
Nova: NO PREPARE YOURSELF /INVIGORATE
Basi: NO GO AWAY
Nova: PREPAREYOURSELF
Basi: N O
What?: Nova are you going to challenge the defenseless witch empress
Basi: ashwin protect me
Nova: SHE SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT HER DEFENSES BEFORE SHE LAID HER COLD HEART BARE!!
Jani: wellllll...maybe if she paid more attention to her tamogatchis they'd be here to help her
Nova: PRPRYRSLF
What?: YOU, SIR NOVA! AS THE MOST POWERFUL NIGHT IN HER COURT, IT IS YOU WHO CLEARLY MUST SEE THAT HER HEART MAY BE REDEEMED!
What?: BY SMITING HER DOWN TO THE EARTH, ARE YOU NO BETTER THAN HER?!
Nova: w h o a
Nova: first off
Jani: /throws Akatsuki doll at Ash
Nova: I am freelance
What?: wh-
Nova: 2nd off
Basi: wow
Nova: I am not a Knight
Nova: Knights have no rushdown
What?: /rolls around with Akatsuki doll
Basi: thanks jake you've caused my premature death by distracting my knight
Jani: no prob bob
Basi: rude
Jani: fiiiine
Jani: /steals back Akatsuki doll
Basi: (heart)
What?: /gets back up and dusts off pants LAUREN. Your heart must be redeemed.
Basi: ok ashwin
Jani: "(heart)" her heart looks fine to me
Basi: omg
Nova: You will have to go on a quest Lauren
Jani: a dragon stole your heart go get it back
Basi: too cold to go on a quest nova
Basi: im dead someone else has to do it
Nova: Here take my cloak
Nova: It is made from the fur of the Dire Mountain Lion
Nova: It will shield you against the elementz
Basi: thnx
Jani: ash will carry you to your heart
What?: get up on the hydra's back lautrec
Jani: Ash is apparently the hydra
Nova: No that's what I call my penis ;*
Jani: Okay, get on nova's penis' back
Nova: Many heads
Nova: One destination
What?: It will take you on a magical adventure to reclaim your heart
Basi: i
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Nova: Hey guys
Nova: If I tried to host a mafia game on KH-Vids
Nova: would y'all sign up
G_S: talvez
Judge: Acho que sim
Nova: ...Was that for me
Nova: Can someone translate
G_S: talvez
Nova: ...That could be yes or no at this point :x
G_S: tá quase certo
Nova: Ok I will ask a question to which I know the answer is yes
Nova: AM I A SEXY DEMON?
G_S: em algum universo, talvez
Nova: Damn right talvez ;D
G_S: pfffffffff
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What?: Mattie newds to
What?: needs to*
Fork: newds
Fork: nudes
Nova: Mattie newds omg
Fork: you heard them man, Mattie
Fork: send nudes now
Nova: Is senpai... noticing Mattie?!
Fork: lol
What?: /walks out of vonversation
Nova: YEAH YOU BETTER VVALK OUT OF THE VONVERSATION
Nova: BEFORE SHE ACTUALLY DOES IT
Fork: **** this vonversation
Nova: vuck it
Nova: mothervucker
G_S: I didn't know you were so naughty, Ash
G_S: but seeing as how it's you
G_S: she'd probably send them /killed
Nova: I already made that voke Ed
Nova:: vuck u
G_S: damnit ;;
Nova: vamnit
What?: varmint
Nova: i vant to vuck your vlood
Fork: nova
Nova: vova?
What?: vuck
Fork: vova.
Nova: vars vova
Nova: vouveau vova
Nova: svorzato
Fork: see what you did ash
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What?: http://i.imgur.com/FkA9dZF.gif
What?: me
Nova: ...I don't know why I wasn't expecting the surrealest possible thing
Jani: did you pee on the floor
Beau: iiiiii
Beau: dont unders tadn ??
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What?: what do you call it when melakitty is off to fight the queen witch
What?: wal-purr-gis nacht
Saxi: . . .
Nova: you're about to get walpurgedis ash
Saxi: . . . . . . .
Nova: It seems I will nacht escape either
Saxi: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
What?: what do you call it when saxima is about to kill us for making bad puns
What?: ...
What?: ...
What?: ...
What?: a situation where we escape the scene quickly. /grabs nova and teleports away
Saxi: YEAH YOU BETTER RUN
Saxi: pun-making cracker jackers mcfiggles honkersnorts craggles
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Digi: Was Lauren playing both Bioshock and Tomb Raider ?
Nova: At the same time
Digi: That's hot
Nova: /dropkicks
Digi: LISSEN NOVA... I'm just.., DREAMIN'
Nova: DON'T GIVE IT UP LUFFY
Digi: DREAMIN'
Nova: DON'T GIVE IT UP ZOLO
Digi: DREAMIN'
Nova: DON'T GIVE IT UP NAMAY
Digi: (Give it up give it up give it up)
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Basi: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn now i wanna tinychat u guys are losers /runs off to watch youtube vids
Fork: sry lulu
Nova: pff lu
Drew: i would be up to it
Fork: Naw no tinychat for me
Basi: how about just skype chat
Saxi: wait are we actually doing tinychat ?
Fork: pei is still too new for calls and tinychat
Fork: give her time
Basi: apparently not sax
Saxi: oh alright
Saxi: i can dig it jad
Basi: can /we/ call then 8(
G_S: do you want to hear my professor talk?
Nova: lu is a succubus who feeds off webcam feeds
Nova: clearly
Fork: yes I'm glad this has caught on
G_S: she's a camgirl? /shot
Fork: mdaopdnwapdn eD
Basi: "yes I'm glad this has caught on" SO IT WAS YOU
Nova: LMAO
Fork: xD
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Saxi: tbh everyone in this chat is a cutie
Fork: especially you
What?: ^
Fork: ey Sax
Fork: eyyyyyy
Saxi: how about no jad
Pei: ii love this chat t i
Fork: yes
What?: was ^ at Sax's comment but that works too
Saxi: no
Fork: yes
Saxi: no
Fork: bitch
Fork: I said
Fork: yes
Saxi: listen here you little cracker jack french piece of baguette
Saxi: i said no
Fork: what are you gonna do about it
Nova: Hey you two
Saxi: you're going to lose your Dr Pepper club membership
Nova: Keep it civil
Fork: GASP
Saxi: . . . he started it
Fork: /GASP/
Fork: HOW DARE YOU
Fork: /slaps
Nova: HEY YOU TWO
Saxi: BITCH I WILL FUCKING END YOU
Basi: when are we ever not civil nova--
Basi: oh.
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Sumi: hi
Fork: YO
Fork: I'LL GET ALL MY HOMIES TO FIGHT YOU
Basi: MATTIE
Fork: oh hey Mattie's here
Nova: I /WILL/ GO FULL TYRANT ON YOUR ASSES IF YOU DON'T SETTLE D-hi mattie
Saxi: JAD YOU ARE FRENCH
Sumi: hi
Saxi: YOU DONT HAVE HOMI ------- . . .. hi mattie
Nova: rofl mattie stops fights
Sumi: i am concerned
Pei: !!!! matttie !!!!
Beau: aaah i'm so excited !!
Sumi: what is happen
Beau: mattie meet pei !
Sumi: ing
Fork: mattie is our goddess
Sumi: hi ? ??
Sumi: hi
Saxi: mattie we adopted a new little one
Sumi: hello
Sumi: aww
Sumi: wait how little
Pei: hhello mattie !!!
Pei: im 14 hhh
Sumi: !!
Sumi: omg aw
Saxi: she is now our maknae
Fork: ...
Fork: read that as "our makaze"
Nova: omg sax wait 'til she's older
Saxi: -----------------------------------------
Nova: CLEAR
Nova: /PHOONK
Sumi: fRICK
Sumi: the new makaze
Basi: omg
Sumi: please no
Saxi: FUCK THAT
Fork: xDDD
Saxi: actually i did tell makaze about her though
Fork: will the real makaze please stand up
Pei: ma ka whhat
Nova: Don't worry about it bb
Nova: It's a story for another time
Nova: Papa Noba will tell u all about it some day
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Nova: So I was adding a new quote to the wall
Fork: link
Saxi: ^
Nova: and I accidentally named Ed Jad
Basi: w2g
Fork: well
Sumi: w ow
Saxi: oh
What?: So you named them properly?
Fork: It's not innaccurate to do so
Sumi: gaijinshipping
Fork: me and Ed are pretty much the same
Sumi: idk jad you're not as much of an ass to me :v
Nova: #shotsfired
What?: shots fried
Basi: fried
Nova: ah yes fried forgot
Sumi: doNT YOu dARe
Sumi: mentio N
Sumi: c hicken
Basi: wow
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Nova: QUOTEWALL UPDATED
Nova: PEI IS NOW ON THE WALL
Beau: omg
Beau: you made it to the wall already pei
Beau: congrats !!
Jani: has anyone mentioned that we're all mostly khv dufuses
Pei: I AM WHAt
Nova: pff
Pei: fffllies in circles ya ay!
Nova: Oh my god this kid is a sugar rush
Fork: Yeah all of us come from a website called KHV
Basi: i dont #rebel
Fork: except for Lulu
Jani: but you're there now
Jani: cuz u followed me today
Jani: you were my 1 alert
Basi: true
Basi: you are also my 1 alert
Fork: and Nova adds quotes from this chat in the quote wall
Pei: kkingdoodm hheharts eyyy
Fork: DO YOU LIKE THE KINGDOM OF HEARTS
Pei: hhehhar YYEYES
Fork: ok she's cool
Sumi: we all kh
Pei: ITS ONLLY M MY LFIE WJA T
Nova: pff
Fork: welp
Nova: You should join :L
Saxi: omg i didn't even realize that she wasn't apart of KHV
Nova: rofl
Saxi: i'm so used to everyone here being from KHV
Jani: good thing i mentioned it harumph
Nova: uhh excuse u
Jani: well technically nova's link did
Nova: if I hadn't said 'quotewall'-yes thank u jake
Pei: qquotewall this confuses me aa
Saxi: you should join KHV pei
Beau: it's v fun
Beau: ash and oppa and jeffy and noba can confirm
Saxi: you've already got a niche with us
Basi: yes join and then never post like i do-- i mean
Saxi: lol lu
Nova: Yeah if anybody gives you shit just lemme kno'
Nova: I'll turn 'em into a pretzel
Pei: im m laughging i ll joiN I GUESS
Jani: you'll instantly have a friend in amaury
Fork: omg
Saxi: amaury i -----------------------------------------
Nova: CLEAR /PHOONK
Saxi: WE MUST PROTECT HER FROM PEI AT ALL COSTS
Saxi: HIM
Saxi: HIM I MEANT
Saxi: WAIT
Saxi: i said that wrong
Basi: sax.
Pei: wHOss
Jani: protect amaury from pei lawl
Saxi: coming back to life is hard
Nova: sax
Nova: relax
Saxi: nO SHE CANn O T fraternizE
Saxi: WITH THAT
Saxi: P er sON
Jani: A
Jani: / shoots gun
Jani: / that isnt a gun
Jani: Thanatos annihilates the target
Saxi: omfg
Nova: Sax calm u
Saxi: sobs quietly
Nova: Amaury is not the Great Evil
Sumi: gonna log off while i do this bc it's killing my internet
Nova: That's your boyfriend /brick'd
Saxi: i kno w . . .
Nova: nO WAIT IT'S ME
Saxi: omfg
Nova: 'CAUSE I WON BEST VILLAIN
Nova: NEVER 4GET
Pei: wai t whats amaury i
Fork: so
Sumi: DONT
Fork: Saxima x Nova?
Sumi: GET
Sumi: CLOSE
Nova: w-what
Sumi: TO
Jani: "whats amaury" HAHAH
Sumi: AMAURY
Saxi: jad it's canon dont you know ?
Sumi: WHATEVER YOU DO
Sumi: wait what
Nova: w-WHAT
Basi: THIS CHAT..
Jani: he's just a guy on khv pei, don't worry
Sumi: did i miss fuck
Saxi: heed mattie pei
Fork: DON'T WATCH AN ANIME CALLED BOKU
Saxi: CHOKES
Fork: wait I mean what
Pei: ook than k you !!
Haseo: yooooooooo
Nova: FHDSGSGKDH
Nova: THE TYRANT IS CONFUSED SOMEONE EXPLAIN /KICKS UP DUST
Saxi: nova you dont want to be shipped with me ?
Nova: i-i mean
Saxi: i'm cry
Nova: i wasn't
Nova: n-no that's nOT WHAT I MEANT
Saxi: babe shh
Jani: the novu has become blush
Nova: I would love to be with u
Nova: SHIPPED WITH YOU THAT IS
Nova: sdfhdhfgfsd
Saxi: omg what a cutie
Basi: flustering nova is so much fun
Nova: /levels mountains
Basi: its my favourite hobby after giving ashwin a hard time
Saxi: some days i can't handle you honey
Nova: /causes thunderstorms
Saxi: omg someone calm nova down before he levels our kingdom
Basi: do i need to use my ............... (title title title title) powers to calm u down
Saxi: lu yes quickly
Nova: pff lu
Basi: wait what- oh
Nova: What's your title title title title
What?: "its my favourite hobby after giving ashwin a hard time" Proof of her rudeness.
What?: Aha! Some of you thought I fell asleep again.
What?: I am always watching.
What?: /wiggles fongers
Nova: Ash
What?: fingrs*
Nova: I have something for u
What?: meever mind.
What?: Oh? o u o
Nova:
Here
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What?: I took a three second power nap. Time to begin, Lautrec.
Nova: ash holy shit
Nova: What you took was a blink
Jani: lol
Basi: ok wont talk to you until u Actually Nap
Basi: bye
What?: Alright Lauren I will just spam you with information on cellular respiration whether you like it or not, hmph.
Basi: did you guys hear/see something
Basi: bc i didnt
Haseo: so cold
What?: Ah, where shall we begin ... perhaps the basic idea behind aerobic cellular respiration.
Jani: i hate bio enough ash pls no
What?: To be assumed that the context is taken in both aerobic and anaerobic ... but in this case, aerobic cellular respiration is more important.
What?: Ah, alright. I shall send it to her privately. v u v
Nova has changed the conversation topic to "ASHWIN GO TO BED"
What?: I had enough sleep, dears. x u x
Nova has changed the conversation topic to "HOW MUCH"
Pei: I M m laughing
What?: About ... three hours, which was good enough.
Nova has changed the conversation topic to "NO IT'S NOT"
Nova has changed the conversation topic to "GO BACK TO BED"
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G_S: AH THE INTERNET
G_S: IT WORKS AGAIN
Pei: !!!!!! welcome back ed !!
What?: Welcome back, Ed.
G_S: what did I miss?
G_S: besides Mattie talking shit about me
Nova: omg you two get a grip
What?: Lauren is being very tsun tonight, and Nova wants me to sleep when I am not tired.
G_S: so the usual?
What?: ...
What?: perhaps
G_S: hello Pei!
Pei: hello hi!!!
Pei: wai t have i met ed yet or
Jani: yes
What?: Ed is a Brazilian Samurai
Pei: ok ay yes good hhello br azi lli an samura i??? !!!
G_S: you can just call me Ed
Nova: He's pretty fly for a white guy (but also black)
What?: Ah yes quite ... on the topic of KHV diversity in this chat, we also possess quite a bit of ethnic and geographical diversity as well.
Pei: i can assist in that ehe !
Nova: Yeah all y'all are just so friggin special
Nova: Meanwhile I'm just a big white guy normie
Saxi: nova no
Jani: me too
Saxi: jake no
Haseo: waves
Saxi: jeff
Saxi: no
Haseo: Sax plz
Beau: hollaaaaaaa
Nova: noooo Jake you're a cute ginger with a cute southernn accent
What?: Your special qualities are not limited by your username colour. Or skin colour, dears.
Jani: >cute cute
Jani: I--ii.
Jani: what
Jani: dfmsk
Basi: im just a white kid too nova its ok
G_S: nothing special about being black
Haseo: I'm so white
Saxi: everyone is special
Haseo: except during bandcamp
Pei: but if everyones special and ur the white gu y then u beco me special too ?????
Nova: oh
Nova: my god
Nova: this kid is adorable
Pei: i m laughgin gn omd f g
Nova: Ok Pei
Nova: I am special
Nova: No arguing with that :'D
Pei: ffaalls ove r
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Jani: you're a giggle basket
Pei: I aM IMm sorrY
Pei: I LAUgh a lot irl too
Jani: that's not a bad thing pff
Nova: Good
Nova: I love it when people laugh
Nova: It gives me an ego boost I MEAN THE WARM FUZZIES. YES.
Pei: aRE YOU SUre..... i nEVER STOP......
Pei: ev er
Basi: you can join the giggle party pei
Basi: i think its like. sax mattie and i
Pei: i ve literally been giggling this entire time
Jani: giggle little natsu natsu
Pei: ssee i came at like 6;40 now its 8;40
Pei: 2 hours of giggling
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Saxi: melanie's daily reminder that if you have thick thighs i will love them and bite them and worship them
Saxi: * sambas away *
Haseo: s-senpai
G_S: >doesn't have thick thighs ;;
Nova: i-i do
Nova: o////o'
Saxi: melanie's second daily reminder that if you talk to me on a regular basis like everyone in this chat i am bound to ravish your body anyway
Nova: GDHGKSFHJ
Pei: ofmg im laughING MEL
Nova: /CUTS A SKYSCRAPER IN HALF
What?: I have strange legs ... my thighs are tough and stone but my legs are quite slim. It is very strange.
Basi: omg
G_S: she would've ravished me at the mall if there weren't people around
G_S: it sucks being in public
Saxi: ed knows what's up
Pei: m y thighs s a re too thcick........
Pei: cuts them in half by e
Jani: let me have the leftovers
Saxi: wow what are you doing pei no
Basi: my thighs are flabby its the worst
What?: All of your thighs are beautiful creatures do not worry ladies and gentlemen
Haseo: creatures
G_S: I like my thighs
G_S: and glutes ;D /shot
Pei: mine are ver y squishy but then agai n im just squish eve rywhere
Saxi: they're easier to bruise if they're like that
Pei: he ck
Nova: Although yes I agree with Sax ~= 3=~ Nothin' I love better than a good set of thighs
Nova: Well
Saxi: * leave sbruieses everywher e*
Nova: there are quite a few things I love better
Nova: but generally thighs rate high
Saxi: WHAT IS WITH MY TYPING TODAY IT'S VERY SHITTY
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Nova: Seriously there needs to be a program that automates this quotewall ****
Jani: lol
Nova: I'ma be at it all night at this rate
Jani: quotewall_gen.exe
G_S: we would have to teach the program what's funny and what isn't, Nova.
Nova: and then it would become self-aware and cry because it could never be on the walls it creates
G_S: we can't ethically create this program then
G_S: I don't want it to suffer ;;
Nova: Plot twist: I am this program
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Sumi: lauren, nova, how would you summarize your relationship?
Nova: wh
G_S: sexual tension
G_S: I mean
G_S: wut
Pei: iM
Nova: ours??
Basi: thanks ed
Nova: u-um
G_S: you two are going to plom so I mean
Basi: true
Basi: we're plom dates
G_S: something's going to go down at the after party
Nova: Yes Ed
Nova: and that something is video games
Sumi: plom ??
Nova: pff just some silliness from a while back
Sumi: ok
Sumi: also i need alex/nova
Sumi: nova/jad
Sumi: lauren/jad
Nova: Anyway why do you ask Mattie
Nova: ...Oh god
Sumi: alex/ash
Nova: You're making another shipping wall aren't you
Sumi: all the relationships
G_S: she's making a relationship chart
Sumi: nOT A SHIPPING WALL
Pei: im ac tually super excited to see this LOL
G_S: it started off as a shipping wall lol
Basi: its basically a shipping wall lets be real
Sumi: relationship diagram
Sumi: shush
Sumi: ok true
Nova: pff
G_S: btw Lauren
G_S: we're frenemies on this diagram
Basi: are u surprised ed
G_S: no
G_S: I suggested it
Sumi: at first it was just "conflict"
G_S: inb4rude
Basi: why would it be rude if it was true wow
G_S: true
Nova: I would describe my relationship with several people in this chat as "Tamaki Suou is my spirit animal"
Nova: So are Mattie and Ed actually becoming the character idea I had for a radical MRA/feminist pair who constantly butt heads
Nova: Is that happening
Nova: ARE MY IDEAS BECOMING REAL LIFE BEFORE I EVEN WRITE THEM
G_S: no
Nova: WHAT ARCANE MADNESS IS THIS
G_S: no
G_S: just no
Sumi: no i just hate ed
Sumi: :v
Haseo: star sluts
Pei: thi s loOKS SO AH RD TO MAKE IM LAUGHING
What?: alex/ash: Brothers and also he tries to throw me out of the house because he thinks I am flirting with his daughters Judy and Dinny. :c
Saxi: omfg this map
Basi: "talk francais to me" omg
Nova: "big teddy bear and the actual funniest; voice actor"
Nova: omg
Nova: nONE OF THAT IS TRUE I AM NOT A TEDDY BEAR AND-
Nova: well I am pretty funny
Nova: BUT I DON'T EVEN VOICE ACT :<
Basi: you should nova tbh
Sumi: you p much do though
Nova: I should but I can't get my mic quality up
Sumi: this is hard work ugh i keep blanking on chat history
Sumi: w/e
G_S: you need to add Sax
Nova: Besides I'd describe myself primarily as a writer :c
Nova: ...even though I've done less writing than voice acting in recent memory
Nova: Yeah actually nevermind
Nova: I'm more like a lazy postmodern renaissance man
What?: This chart is so cute
G_S: the funniest relationship is the one between Mattie and Ash
G_S: I can't stop laughing at it
Nova: "mattie is infatuated, ash is concerned"
Nova: true to the next level
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Nova: psa Sax is my favorite because she always plays along with the dumb rp shit I do in here
What?: Poor Sax has been flatlining so much these few days you would think she were straight.
What?: I mean
Saxi: -------------------------------------------------------------
Nova: /PHOONK
Saxi: AshseIWNSDF
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Nova: Also Sax I just realized something
Nova: I know
Nova: what you look like
Nova: and yet when you talk I picture your voice coming out of a cute kpop boy
Nova: That's how deeply ingrained it is
Saxi: omg
Saxi: i think it would be really great if i were androgynous
Saxi: sometimes i'm upset that i'm not
Nova: Me too :F I-I MEAN
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Pei: this thi ng is gonna be huge when its done wtf
Sumi: y eah i think i'm gonna need a secondary one too
Sumi: to fit in everything i can't fit in here
Beau: omg i wonder what the thing between me and jad will be ahha
Nova: "wants the b" (for baguette)
Haseo: #mortadrewdeuxmilledixquatre
Beau: om
Haseo: deux milles? I don't speak this language
What?: I come back and "#mortadrewdeuxmilledixquatre"
What?: dies
Pei: all i saw was deux mille dix quatre i
Pei: 2 thousand 10 4 ????
Judge: TWEWY location
Pei: T W E W YYYYYYYY
Nova: OK NOW I'M ADOPTING HER
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G_S: well we could start from the order I already have
G_S: Lauren, Mel, Nova, Drew, Mattie, Ash, Pee, Moi
Nova: Works for me
Pei: peeeeeee
Nova: PFF
Nova: pee
G_S: Since it started with Mattie
G_S: it could be Mattie, Ash, Pee, Moi, Lauren, Mel, Nova, Drew
Beau: pei
Beau: PEI
Beau: pEI
Beau: PeI
Beau: pEI
Pei: ye ye YE
Nova: peeeeeeee
G_S: I hope you don't mind me calling you Pee. xD
Nova: Yeah let's do that
G_S: I'm just messing with you.
Nova: That order I mean
Beau: ya ok
Nova: not call her Pee
Pei: PEEE
Pei: im lauGHING THATS ALRIGHT
Pei: i am pee
Pei: i am one with the pee
Pei: the pee is me
Nova: I might call her sweetpea tho
Pei: thATS SO CUTE
Nova: the pee is thee
Pei: i am literally one with the pee
Pei: i am sweetpea
Nova: peenie pei
Pei: teeny peenie pei
Nova: pei's teeny peenie /brick'd
Pei: IF FUCKCONG
Pei: HMMM MMHHFG DH
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What?: I return and I see verbal banana jousting what is going on
Nova: Just another day in the InFam
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Basi: i am in bed nerd
What?: god
What?: good*
What?: god lauren
Basi: guys ashwin sasses me first
Nova: No he is proclaiming you a goddess
Nova: so apparently when I Novafucked the universe into existence
Nova: it was you I was fucking
Fork: Omg
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Sumi: chain of memories is basically like
Sumi: if disney and yugioh
Sumi: got together and had a really weird night together
Basi: i think i have chain of memories like,, downloaded on my laptop
Basi: played it for like 5 mins then got distracted oops
Sumi: lol
Sumi: "master the cards"
Sumi: "the cards are the heart of your friends"
Sumi: i still have all my yugioh cards holy shittt
Sumi: i had fuckin decks mapped and shit
What?: believe in the heat of the cards
Sumi: kingdom in the cards of your heart
Sumi: believe in the cards of your heart kingdom
Basi: that should be the slogan of your guys forum
Sumi: omg
Sumi: PLEASE PLUMS
Sumi: PLEASE ALEX
Sumi: HOLY SHITTY
Sumi: *SHIT
Sumi: believe in the kingdom of card hearts
Sumi: heart card kingdom
Sumi: painting the roses red
Sumi: im gonna change my username to
Sumi: believe in kingdom of card hearts
Sumi: kingdom of cards believes in hearts
Sumi: do u heart card kingdoms, believer?
Sumi: Please
Sumi: im crying
Sumi: Your cards can no longer reach heart where kingdom is. Card's heart believes again in darkness. All cards hearts believes in darkness, and darkness. cardss is no different. Darkness believes it, it grows, consumes it. Such is its heart. In the card, every heart believes in to the darkness whence it believed. Heart see, darkness is the cards true kingdom.
Sumi: Belive the endless cards! Within believes the heart of all cards: Card Kingdom!
Sumi: "Believe as heart as you are cards. You'll not find even the smallest kingdom of light! From those dark cards are all hearts believdn! Even cards
Sumi: cArdt is futile. The keycard alone cannot heartthe kingdom to darkness. Kingdom believewith the power of darkness...
What?: believe in the herat of the crabs
Basi: are u feelin the herat now mr crabs
Sumi: bu I believe darkness. And unless you heart up and learn to do believe, your card will end just like card
Sumi: believe
Nova has changed the conversation topic to "herat of the crabs"
Basi: noav no
Basi: ****
Basi: nova
What?: I cannot speak because-- NOAV
Basi: NO
Basi: DONT
Nova: noav
What?: NOAV CHOMSKY
Basi: god damnit
Nova: beep boop noav
Sumi: i might go to bed
Sumi: good heart card belivers
Basi: ok bb ;w; night
Nova: ok
Nova: good noavt everyone
Basi: god damnit
Plums: pffff
Basi: night nova
What?: good noavt
Plums: good noavt
Basi: bye
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What?: sons be like mad swag trippin' and dey all gettin' attack up ready to beef w/ u when they get all confuse cause mad swag yo mad swagger 15/15 pp
Basi: ok
Saxi: ash when did you begin to channel aiight
What?: Naaaaah b this ain't juss aiight yall this feel the flow! hahaha u kno whatta mean son u got mad feels ladywoman of the silent phantasmagoria
Nova: oh god he's gone rampant
Basi: i wanna hear you say that on mic
What?: But my voice is equivalent to sticking tiny needles into your eardrums Lauren
What?: :c
Basi: excuse me ashwin ill be the judge of that
Nova: What if I read it for him in a funny voice
Basi: that works nova
Nova: No see Ash
Nova: what's equivalent to sticking needles in your eardrums
Sumi: ehat
Nova: is all that shit you put on the mic instead of your voice
Nova: Your voice is fine
Nova: If you'd talk then you'd actually /spare/ us the needles
Nova: but you let us have them
Nova: you spastic little ding dangler
Nova: you let us have them all
Basi: spoilers ashwin's a sadist
What?: /laughs equivalently
What?: ...
What?: /laughs evilly*
Basi: Momfg
Nova: MOMFG
Basi: NO
Nova: #COMEDYOFERRORS
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Nova: and oh my gOD THE TOPIC PICTURE
Jani: yw
Nova: Jake ilu
Jani: ilu2
What?: ba-- a--
What?: -
What?: ...
What?: a--
Jani: ash finally saw it
What?: WHAT DID YOU DO
What?: TO A K A T S U K I
Jani: created Akᐛtsuki
Nova: oh
Nova: my god
Jani: i was gonna do it to Pein but then you mentioned Akatsuki so I did it to her instead
What?: b-b---b-b-b-b--b-bbut akatsuki
Nova: That's YEEHAWtsuki to you
Jani: well technically I would have done it to Akatsuki anyway AHAHAHAH
Nova: critical omg overload
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What?: guys
What?: guys
What?: what if
What?: there was an anime moe anthropomorphization of the ring of the nibelungs
What?: and they had generic anime female characters for the characters
What?: and wotan was
What?: wait for it
What?: ...
What?: ...
What?: ...
What?: wo-tan
Nova: ...I hate you
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Basi: peI I SWE AR
Basi: i dont do physical contact but i will make an exception for u
Basi: and mattie
Nova: ... :'c No making out then I guess
Basi: doubT it im sorry uwu;
Nova: Oh well I've already got several peeps in here dtf
Nova: /muffled Lautrec of Carim in the distance "Let's not be greedy now..."
Basi: am azin g nova
Basi: farther than ive literally ever gotten with anyone online or not
Nova: am azin
Nova: penis asur
Basi: OH NO
Nova: aRISE
Basi: that call wasnt reAL
Nova: P E N I S A S U R
Nova: A R I S E
Haseo: Jesus take the penis
Basi: NOVA
Basi: NOAV.
Basi: nova no
Nova: penis jesus the wheel
Plums: noav
Basi: i did it on purpose you cant make fun of me
Nova: jesus believe in the heart of the penis wheel cards
Nova: T H E C I R C L E I S C O M P L E T E
Nova: A R I S E
Plums: i'm not gonna stop
Plums: that's who i am
Basi: DONT YOU DARE
Nova: P E N I S A S U R
Basi: nova STOP i cant laugh my moms asleep
Pei: i s no va okAY
Nova: ARISE PENIS YEEHAW
Basi: pei i'll rescue u from this place
Plums: BET ON IT BET ON IT BET ON IT
Nova: BELIEVE IN THE JESUS OF THE WHEEL YEEHAW ASUR KILL DREW
Basi: #429tra
Nova: IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
Nova: IT'S SNOWBALLED NOTHING CAN STOP IT NOW
Basi: ITS YOUR FAULT
Nova: ARISE JESUS PENIS CARDS
Pei: thaNK YOU LAUREN
Pei: i nEED IT
Nova: hehe peinis asur
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Basi: im allowed to get mad @ u
Basi: fake-ass senpai
Plums: don't believe laundore's lies
Nova: FAKER?!
Nova: I THINK YOU'RE THE FAKE HEDGEHOG AROUND HERE
Nova: YOU'RE COMPARING YOURSELF TO ME?! HA!!
Nova: YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO BE MY FAKE!!
Basi: NOVA
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Pei: tb h everyone heres a senpai why even
Nova: I am Super Senpai
Pei: tha nk you senapi >//o//<
Basi: super senapi
Nova: 9 year seniority
Nova: which is pretty much my upper limit for attra-/brick'd
Nova: 'S WHY IT'S MY FAVORITE NUMBER-/brick'd
Nova: ok not really-/brick'd
Nova: WHERE ARE THESE COMING FROM-/brick jokes
Basi: nova u made me snort while imt alking to my sister how rude
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Beau: oppa
Beau: i just got a scam call from texas
Beau: was it you
Saxi: clearly
Saxi: i was scammin' u into coming to visit me
Nova: "hi unniiii are you satisfied with your current car insurance payments"
Beau: ahahah nova
Saxi: totally me
Beau: you should call me
Beau: anytiem
Saxi: honey i dont have your number
Beau: yes yiou do
Saxi: in fact the only one's from khv i have is . . . who, again?
Saxi: what no i dont
Beau: look inside yourself
Saxi: omfg
Saxi: what is this kingdom hearts
Saxi: ayyyy
Nova: behold the endless texting plan
Nova: within it lies the number of all unnis
Saxi: is everyone me
Saxi: and whoever isn't me is . . . ? makaze perfect
Nova: ...FUCK
Nova: /BLACKMAILING INTENSIFIES INVOLUNTARILY
Saxi: LOL
Saxi: one day your blackmail stack will match mine nova
Nova: /AGGRESSIVELY IS A PEDANT AGAINST HIS WILL
Nova: IT'S A MAK ATTAK AAAA
Saxi: r u ok ` n `
Nova: Not sure.
Nova: I feel funny. Does anyone have a mirror?
Nova: ?
Nova: No one is responding. I hate being ignored. Golly I wish Skype had a nudge button so I could spam the living shit out of it.
Saxi: is that a joke that is inevitably lost on me
Saxi: like every single joke from this chat
Nova: (No I'm just pretending to be Mak still)
Saxi: omg
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Nova: One-shot quotes might be the best ones on the wall
Fork: they really are
Nova: omg you just fucking materialize when I talk about the wall
Fork: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MAN
Fork: I LOVE THE WALL
Nova: THE WALL
Fork: THE WINDOW
Nova: T H E W A L L
Fork: THE WALL
Nova: NO MAN ON EARTH CAN MAKE IT FALL
Fork has changed the conversation topic to "YEEHAW FAMILY: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ THE WALL"
Nova has changed the conversation topic to "YEEHAW FAMILY: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ THE YEEWALL"
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Nova: btw tHX NOW I CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO COOKIE THUMPER
Kellu: i read humper
Nova: May as well be, Kellu
Kellu: did you jus t suggest we hump one another n ova
Kellu: i am your daughter woah
Nova: No but I'm for it
Kellu: tbf i am but i'm just
Kellu: going to drown my needs
Kellu: in
What?: juice
Kellu: pepsi again
What?: o
What?: h
Kellu: ready lauren
Kelly: let's go for five minutes chug
Basi: yes kelly
. . .
Basi: weak that wasnt even 30 seconds
Basi: did i interrupt it with sneezing
Kellu: i can't do it bubbles went up
Kellu: FUCK U senpai
Kellu: i am srong
Basi: WOW
Kellu: strong
Kellu: FUCK
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Pei: can someone force me to continue working at 11;15 aka in 10 mins LOL
Nova: Yes
Pei: tha nk i promise u if not ill procrastinate till 2 LOL
. . .
Nova: [youtube] IT'S TIIIIME FOR LITTLE GIRLS TO DO THEIR HOMEWORK
Pei: swe a ts
Pei: pretends i didnt see the clock
Nova: C'mon bb
Nova: Just remember you already did it twice
Pei: HFHFNC CHTHR W ETHTE E UFCKIGN VIDEO OMFG
Pei: prETENDS I DIDNT SEE THE CLOCK
Nova: Third time's no prob EZ
Nova: (it is also the charm)
Pei: pls homewo rk is for nerds im not a nerd pls
Pei: im a anerd but im a cool nerd
Pei: see my internets being a lame nerd
Nova: No Pei
Nova: Homework is for people who go hard
Nova: in all aspects of life
Nova: Do u go hard
Nova: or do u
Nova: go
Nova: home
Pei: go'ing sounds nice
Pei: hecKING INTERNET
Pei: its trying to stop me from procrastinating do u see this
Nova: It is sending you a message
Pei: woah it finally sent yes
Pei: I AM CN RYING
Pei: pl ea s ei dont want to do homework
Nova: Just pretend it's a report card for someone you really hate
Nova: Give them the cruelest grades in history
G_S: what's the project on?
Pei: o: its based on a story called School Yard Bully
Pei: there are 3 characters and i have to make a report card for each character
Nova: Oh thank god hi Ed /tags out Make her do her homework I'll brb
Pei: heCK
G_S: woah woah woah
Pei: ed side with me i dont have to do my hw right hw is for nerds
G_S: don't dump with this kind of responsibility
G_S: but damn, you know I'll hold it B|
G_S: I've never read the story before
Pei: NOO siDe with meeeee and I just
Pei: The stories like
Pei: A page or 2 long
Pei: Some kid who bullies this other kid
Pei: 3rd kid stands up etc generic story
G_S: But I've got to be the adult. Sorry, Pee.
Pei: HECK BUT ADULTERY IS LAME ,,,,
G_S: The word "adultery" doesn't mean what you think it means.
Pei: OH SIr ehe.
Pei: NO I
Pei: THAT'S
Pei: HEXCK I KNOW I
G_S: xD
Pei: SHIT WHOOPS
Pei: I'M LAUGHING
Pei: A++ Tto pee
G_S: A++ in vocabulary
G_S: you failed but it was a funny fail so you get points for that
Pei: Ye s thank you good I make a lot of those fails LOL
Pei: I've done 2 report cards too lazy to do the 3rd rip
G_S: shouldn't you be able to finish it quickly?
G_S: WE NEED SOMETHING TO MOTIVATE HER, GUYS
Pei: I'm hella hella slow and bored YA I NEED MODIVATION
G_S: And no, nudes aren't motivation.
Pei: MOST DE FINITELY NOT I AM 3
Pei: almost 3 and a half B))
Beau sent IMG_15042014_233035_0.png
Beau sent IMG_15042014_233035_1.png
Beau: which one is better
Pei: What is
G_S: first one fits with the theme better
G_S: but I don't really like the drawing tbh
Beau: well
Beau: if you happen to come across a cute pink transparent image
Beau: please let me know
G_S: *****, I'm not going to do your work for you
G_S: but yeah, Pee, who's the person left to grade?
Beau:pei
Beau: \pEI
Beau: pIE
Nova: Ed said "nudes are not motivation" and then Drew posted pics I
Nova: tHOUGHT FOR A SECOND...
Beau: what happened now
G_S: don't get yourself too excited
Beau: yeah nova u perv
Beau: dont get excited
Beau: winks
Nova: Also /tags back in
G_S: thanks, Nova
Nova: Pei
Pei: oh ma n
Nova: r u homeworkin'
Pei: thanks for attacking me ed c:
Pei: he llo nova i am sorta doing my homework
Nova: Define 'sorta'
Pei: ah yes out of the 5 things their being graded on i finished 1 of them im moving on to the second
Pei: ill try to finish this by midnight o:
Nova: Good u <u
G_S: I attacked you, wut?
Nova: wtf that's not how you motivate someone
Pei: nah just
Pei: "adulteried" me lAUhs
Pei: or rather that i hecked up about adultery i
Nova: uHH?
Nova: ED WHAT DID YOU DO
Pei: basICALLY thank u for trying to make me do my hw LOL
Pei: NOT ACTUALLY ADULTERY NOVA
Pei: I HE CKED UP OK
Pei: MY VOCAB IS A+
G_S: I SWEAR
G_S: THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
Pei: IM LAUGHING SO HARd heCK
Nova: HI I'M CHRIS HANSEN
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Basi: it has been widely debated as to whether the nature of patroclus and achilles' relationship was

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homer-erotic
or not
:3c
What?: .
Plums: ...
Haseo: I can't even see the beginning of the joke but
Haseo: ...
Nova: ...Wait
Nova: THAT WAS LU?!
Haseo: I Can't Believe It's Not Ashwin! ™
What?: She learns. My dear littlun. /pets Lauren
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Nova: ...so I just saw somebody spell lollygagging as loligagin
Nova: which my brain turned into loli gaggin'
Nova: Guess I'm never using THAT word again
Saxi: gags all the lolis
Saxi: could you come over here, laure --- * shot *
What?: Sax.
Saxi: i am sorry ashwin please forgive me
What?: /pets /wraps in blanket /gives tea
Saxi: i suppose you'd like to do it yours ----- * SHOT INTO OBLIVION *
Saxi: i understand if you dont want to be mi amigo anymore
What?: Molecular orbital theory is so whack
What?: but it is cute because every orbital has an anti-orbital
Plums: He's so in shock he's physicsing
Saxi: oh god what have i done
Saxi: NOVA DO SOMETHING
What?: Wait what
What?: Oh
Plums: you'll have to pray the price sax
Plums: *pay
What?: I would rather make sure she finishes her homework more than anything. :c
Kellu: pls don't gag the innocent lolis
Saxi: kelly i think you're just jelly because u want in too
Plums: first lauren now kelly
What?: Why would she do that when she has a tall bishounen of herself? Wink wonk wink wonk
What?: for*
Jani: no one touches kelly hiss
Saxi: jake pls
Saxi: i'm on a role today
Saxi: wel
Saxi: * roll
Kellu: omg saxima
Jani: then touch me in her place
Plums: Melarkey is gonna dominate everyone soon
Plums: except for pei
Plums: if u touch pei
Plums: i will touch u
Saxi: how about i t---- alex is that a threat or a promise
Kellu: ;;; ))))
Plums: IN A NON PLEASANT WAY
Saxi: ---- ouch both of you jake
Mach: Omfg
Jani: no, just me
Jani: all over
Saxi: im down for that jake
Jani: okay good
What?: If you touch Pei I am going to spam you with theoretical physics.
Saxi: my worst nightmare ashwin
What?: o u o
Plums: the threat is nonpleasant, the promise is makeup afterwards ; )))
Saxi: HELL YEAH IM DOWN
Jani: jake are u cheating on me rude
Jani: no im protecting your boobs wow
Jani: nvm touch her sax
Jani: wow
Mach: What boobs
Saxi: chokes
Jani: yur boobs you loser
Jani: / leaves and slams door
Saxi: if she kills u i aitn stoppin her
Plums: "HELL YEAH IM DOWN" hell yeah you'd be tied down
Plums: I mean
Plums: down
Plums: wow
Plums: freudian there omg
Jani: ikr wow
Saxi: this just keeps getting better
Kellu: I AN GOING TO SLAUGHTER U FUCKING TREE
Nova: "NOVA DO SOMETHING" snerk HUH WHAT
What?: /drinks
Kellu: NOVA THROW ME TO FUCKING SPAIN
Nova: OK
Nova: /THROWS
Nova: ...Wait why'd I do that
Mach: Time to get destroyed. Goodbye my children
Saxi: no it's k now i thought i sent ash into a perpetual physicshock
Nova: You hit him with Psyshock? r u a mewtwo
Saxi: i've been found out
What?: I feel like the best counter to Sax dominating everyone is to send her Hongbin fluff stories
Nova: /why would you want to counter that/
Saxi: ashwin you little shit
What?: I never said I wanted to, silly Nobu o u o
Plums: because Ash wants to dom
What?: I am simply a neutral patty in these antics
Saxi: oh god alex please dont give me bad ideas
What?: party*
Saxi: mattie's the only one going after that tail i have been fighting it so hard
Jani: neutral patty
Saxi: THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
Plums: *pats* there there
What?: I can be a neutral patty as well
Jani: servin' up one neutral patty
Jani: not krabby, not pretty, just neutral
What?: just neutral.
What?: the flavour is very neutral.
What?: no strong feelings one way or the other.
Jani: neutral meat
[9:29:37 PM] Ash: neutral bread
Jani: neutral PICKLES
What?: neutral cheese
Jani: pickle squeak
What?: goes straight to the neutral thighs
Jani: neutral extermination of the undersea critters
What?: neutral precambrian explosion
Jani: neutral end
What?: neutral genesis evangelion
Saxi: CHOKES
Jani: neutratulations
Nova: "i have been fighting it so hard" MY SHIPPING WALL
Nova: /CHALK SCRIBBLING INTENSIFIES
Saxi: oh lord DONT INFLUENCE
Saxi: ASHWIN SAY SOMETHING
Saxi: SOBS
What?: get in the neutrality shinji
What?: Ahh wait what is going on? o n o
Nova: rofl
Nova: also /quotewalling intensifies
Saxi: lord have mercy on my soul
Jani: neutral ejaculation over a comatose body
What?: It is okay hun. It is all hypothetical theory. /pats you still have hongbin
What?: neutrally chokes the female protagonist
Jani: neutral momma
Plums: neutrally ride in mother's robotic head
Jani: how did we go from Spongebob to NGE
Kellu: neutral milk hotel
Jani: neutral bag milk
Nova: All roads lead to New Gay Eagles
Kellu: caw caw motherfuckers
Nova: Kellu Strider
Nova: Gayest Eagle
Kellu: damn right im the gayest eagle in this fucking town
What?: BAG MILK
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Saxi: when you're taking a shit at your spanish friend's third birthday party and you have to check your email
Saxi: https://31.media.tumblr.com/6f497e4d832b748fd761f8921a627550/tumblr_inline_n1muj9aWEX1qf0kqo.jpg
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Claw: Why are most of the quotes in the quote database for this chat about my Schrödingeresque state of intoxication?
Sumi: bc that's the only time you're around /shot
Claw: iobdfbiodbiof
Claw: s-sorry :c
Sumi: lol
Sumi: i'm messin with ya darlin
Claw: hehe
Nova: Feel free to stick around and say more hilarious/adorable stuff
Nova: I will plaster your name all over the wall
Claw: hilarious is possible, adorable not so much
Nova: u kiddin
Sumi: i wrote mango on an orange
Nova: #rebel
Sumi: defy all rules
Sumi: anarchy 4eva
Haseo: would a mango by any other name taste just as sweet
Sumi: i hate oranges honestly
Sumi: the smell is so bad
Sumi: and i don't like their taste either
Claw: I like orange juice but I can't be fucked with the fruit
Sumi: i think that's pretty common
Sumi: most people are too tight for that kinda thing
What?: The citric acid might be kind of painful in excess amounts I would think
Nova: especially to be fucked with
Claw: ...
Nova: HEY LOOK CLAW YOU'RE GOIN' ON THE WALL :L
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Fork: THE WALL?
Fork: THE WALL
Fork: NO MAN ON EARTH CAN MAKE IT YEEFALL
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Claw: why does the minecraft day feel so short and the night feels so long :v
Nova: bcuz
Nova: at night zombees com 2 get u
Nova: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ YEEMurrrr
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Fork: nighttime in minecraft never fails to frighten me
Nova: minetime in nightcraft
Nova: ...nightcraft sounds like a vampire: the masquerade mod
Fork: timecraft in nightmine
Nova: craftmine in timenight
Fork: minecraft in nighttime
Fork: gone full circle
Fork: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Nova: create fit miming ninth
Nova: face hermit minting tin
Nova: cafe tenting mirth mini
Nova: magnificent term hit in
Fork: nova r u having a stroke
Nova: THEY'RE ANAGRAMS OF MINECRAFT IN NIGHTTIME
Fork: quick someone give him mouth to mouth
Fork: claw it's your turn you do it
Nova: I'LL GIVE YOU FIST TO MOUTH YA FUCK
Fork: don't forget to use tongue
Nova: I'LL USE YOUR TONGUE TO FLOSS MY ASS
Fork: well I'm not agains- /killedkilled
Claw: ...
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Claw: gyes what do i wanna eat today ...?
What?: humans
What?: hummus*
Claw: ...
Claw: you know for a fact that was fucking deliberate
What?: freudian slip because lauren keeps talking about hannibal /shot
Claw: lol
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Kellu: nick just legit said
Kellu: 'We are incest anime'
Kellu: o k
Nova: ah good
Nova: "a-aan~ nii-san, I feel tingly down there"
What?: plot twist
What?: nick says this
Nova: yes
Nova: ...well
Nova: then it'd be nee-san wouldn't it
Nova: Idk how that works
What?: But Kelly is the nii-nii in the relationship
Kellu: ...
Kellu: Nova omfgggf
Kellu: I
Kellu: Just NOVA
Nova: Do I make u tingly down there ;D
Kellu: NOVA
Kellu: THAT IS NOT A THING YOU SAY TO YOUR DAUGHTER OMFGG
Nova: Shhh just call me Daddy bb
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Nova: btw Kellu
Nova: by way of apology
Nova: [youtube] dis 4 u
Kellu: IM STILL
Kellu: 'NOVA' ING over here
Nova: Listen if you thought
Nova: the name
Nova: was for show
Nova: Idk what to tell u
Kellu: NOVA
Kellu: omg
Nova: We're in this together
Nova: and I do mean 'in this' ;D
Nova: [youtube] 4 u
Claw: I go to the kitchen for 5 minutes
Claw: okay more like 15
Claw: but still omg
Nova: What can I say
Nova: I move fast ;DDD
Claw: *blinks*
Kellu: /late
Kellu: BUT THANK YOU NOVA
Nova: Tell me Kellu
Nova: how conflicted is ur heart
Nova: with creepy come-ons + beautiful music
Kellu: my heart does not care about creepy come on's anymore since my friend just texted me saying he got a hard on thinking about our cuddling earlier oops
Nova: Who even admits to cuddle boners
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Saxi: the amount of questionable fluids that stain my clothes is beyond the imagination of this universe
What?: Well actually, if you treat it as a Fermi problem, it is possible to develop a very basic "ideal equation":

Step 1: Find an average amount of clothing, in square meters of cloth, that Saxima would possess. Make a few assumptions, and start with the average square cm of cloth in about 10 shirts, 10 jeans, 5 dresses, or something along the matter. When you have a total ballpark estimate of square meters of cloth in Saxima's home to be worn, subtract the cloth that would never theoretically be used in scenarios where questionable fluids are present, such as about 70% of Saxima's clothing worn solely before she turned approximately 11 years old, an average age for various scenarios involved with these factors to develop, but also taking into account exceptional cases (the 30%).

Step 2: First consider the number of fluids that can be excreted from a human being. For estimation's sake, these will be conventional discharge involved directly with Saxima and those she comes in contact with. Around 5 to 6. Assume no extensive disease-based fluids discharged in the vicinity of Saxima or in the persons involved with her.

Step 3: Based on the percentages Sax involves herself with some of the following actions: outside activity, toiletries activity, sexual activity, injury-based activity, and perhaps one or two others that can be taken into account, and knowing the average discharge rate of the aforementioned fluids for both male and female human beings, formulate the percentage of her net cloth that would contain the fluid based on the average content displaced during automatic or mutual interactions respectively.

Step 4: Figure out the average amount of water and cleaning fluid required to remove stains from a square meter of clothing and multiply by the amount of laundry cycles conducted on average from the cloth cutoff point (aforementioned as 11 years old, approximately) and use this value to subtract as necessary from the existing state of clothing fluid contamination present

Step 5: The present calculation will give you an extreme approximation of the amount of fluids alongside the average amount of square meter of cloth covered in a generalized "questionable fluid" containing an estimated/averaged consolidation of all possible excreted human fluids in an instantaneous time moment, but further analysis would require the creation of dynamic functions with respect to forward time (aging), amount of cloth, amount of fluid, laundry cycle, and rate of aforementioned fluid-involved activities that would be complicated enough to require something beyond differential equations
Fork: Ashwin what the actual fuck
Basi: ok ok ok ok ok ok
Nova: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Saxi: oh
Saxi: my god
Saxi: this is not ---
Saxi: i didNT
Saxi: THIS IS ---------------------------------------------------------
Fork: CLEAR
Saxi: AhasiHSWIN
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In a far-off chat...
Nova: k truth or dare
Pei: ah tru th
Nova: Who in the main chat do you like the most ~ 3~ /brick'd jk I wouldn't do that to u
Pei: I WOU dld did e frick
Nova: How 'bout, who do you most want to get to know
Pei: hmmmmmmmmm
Pei: ah well i think itd probbaly be a tie between ?? ashwin and lauren?
What?: I can tell you all about Lauren right now
What?: She is a sass dark dream witch empress and she is going to kill me for saying that
Nova: pff
Pei: LOL good thing she isnt here omg
Nova: Especially when I do this...
In the main chat...
Nova: HEY LU
Nova: "She is a sass dark dream witch empress"
Nova: ASH IS SAYIN' SHIT ABOUT U
Pei: OH MY HGOF D
Basi: wow
Pei: RUN ASH
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Pei: a a a what is with my dash and all the cute today
https://31.media.tumblr.com/0d1365953944ea60f3790706a6a8dd0a/tumblr_n03773LIXa1rxmoepo1_500.png
What?: is pei a hedgehog
Pei: no they are too cute for me uou
Saxi: which is that pokemon that has a name that starts with an s and it's a legendary and has flowers in its fur and that is the pokemon pei is
Haseo: Shaymin
Pei: I LOVE SHAYMIN
Pei: so cu te,,
Saxi: yes pei is shaymin
Nova: yup
Pei: weH NO THATS WAY TOO CUTE
What?: Actually you are cuter than a hedgehog sry
Pei: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma9n15rqUf1qci12wo1_500.png
ashwin does it LOOK like im cuter than this precious little cute
What?: Yes
What?: Because cuteness is not relegated to what one simple appears as
What?: But it lies in the actions and the personality
What?: There is a reason why I say no when people joke about buying Ririchiyo pillows for me /shot
Pei: WEH WITH THAT MINDSET YOUR THE CUTEST ASH
What?: shhh no pei trust me
Pei: nnoNO trust me ash i know cute B)) it is definitely you ee<3
Sumi: also pei yes ash is THE cutest lbrp
Sumi: *lbr
Basi: "lets be real please" works too
Sumi: true
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Saxi: i took an alignment test ( again ) and got chaotic neutral ( again )
Saxi: i'm not sure if that's good or bad lol
Nova: Captain Sax Sparrow
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Basi: "Oh give me a break. It's a worm. You ignore it and go on your way." same
Basi: "Oh give me a break." mostly this part
What?: lauren needs a break
Basi: a break from this quiz yes
Nova: Yes Lu we established with The Tamagotchi Incident that you care not for lesser creatures
Basi: SHUT UP NOVA
Nova: UNLESS THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL
Basi: SMH
Nova: DO YOU HATE UGLY THINGS LAUREN
Basi: NO
Nova: BTW SMH YOURSELF
Nova: MY HEAD IS STILL FAR SHAKIER THAN YOOOOURS!! /PUNCHES THE GROUND
Basi: wow
Nova: wow?
Nova: WOW!?
What?: wow wow
Nova: YOU DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD
Nova: /INTIMIDATING STANCE
Basi: also i got neutral good so FUCK YOU
Basi: ALL.
Nova: ok seriously
Nova: we have all gotten neutral and only one of us didn't get good
Nova: (rofl get good)
Basi: omg
Nova: I think this test is just dumb
What?: or we are all naturally inclined towards being nice people and obviously not wanting o throw worms in puddles
Pei: W ha t worm
Nova: You'll see
Pei: Ok no I won't even touch a worm
What?: the poor worm that some people inored apparently
Pei: Wo w
Basi: I DIDNT CHOOSE THAT SHUT UP
What?: lauren dear I never said you did /pats
Pei: IGNORE IT
Pei: I will worms creep me out hhh
Nova: No bb you can pick it up w/ a leaf
Nova: You don't have to touch it
Basi: i would still ignore it tho bc i dont like touching worms
Basi: but i wouldnt be rude about it
Pei: I'm same as Lauren ;;
Pei: Long wiggly things creep me out
Nova: omg you two
Nova: Worms weird me out too but if it's dYING
Nova: and you DON'T HAVE TO TOUCH IT
Pei: Ok can I call someone else to get it
Nova: pff phone a friend
Pei: EXACTLY
Basi: i would feel bad but leave it
Nova: so you're guilty evil
Basi: wow
What?: lauren is guilty gear
Basi: ITS A WORM
Nova: IT'S L I F E
Basi: ITS A WORM.
Nova: A WORM IS A L I F E
Basi: you pick up all the worms then nova jeez
Pei: I'M ON THE WORM QUESTION
Nova: MAYBE I WILL
Nova: AND DUMP THEM DOWN YOUR SHIRT
Basi: FUCK OFF
Basi: so rude
Nova: THEY WON'T BURN TO DEATH IN YOUR ENORMOUS TITS
Basi: A-FUCKING-MAZING
Pei: I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE'S NO OPTION TO CALL A FRIEND
Nova: YOUR BOOBS? YEAH THEY ARE
Pei: WOW
Basi: thanks.
Pei: Omfg
Nova: ...oh god I've become Jay
Basi: taking his job in his absence
Nova: if only your heart were half as big /brick'd
Basi: WOW
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Pei: Wtf dating question I doN'T DATE
Pei: throws this test at a wall
Basi: i dont either pei its ok
Nova: pff Pei
Nova: It's ok
Nova: I know ur alignment
Nova: It is Adorable Cute
Pei: WEH
Pei: ROLLS OVER THANK U
Nova: Mine is Tyrant King
Nova: Ash's is Male Dictions
Nova: Lu's is Ice Queen /brick'd
Basi: pei help theyre being rude
Pei: Weh
Pei: Attacks them
Pei: Donut dadd/sass my senpai :c
Nova: /instant block
Basi: (heart)
What?: Catches pei
What?: Places her next to Lauren
Pei: WeH
Pei: //atTACKS AGAIN
Nova: /instant block
Nova: PREDICTABO
What?: Catches Pei
What?: Lauren stop sending Shaymin out against us
Pei: LAUGGS
What?: Places on Lauren's shoulders
Basi: wow
Pei: ///shaymin noises
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Nova: real talk I am glad Pei is here to be the "pls stop fighting ;_;" person since I have officially lost my capacity to do so
Pei: I am mini nova now
Nova: Now I'm the "HEY! SHUT THE **** UP BEFORE I CLOCK YOU ALL" person
Nova: Together we keep the peace
Nova: Super Senpai & his sidekick Super Kouhai
Pei: Omg y es
Nova: and their occasional partner-in-crimefighting
Nova: Le Jad
Pei: LE JAD PFF
Fork: occasional? ;~;
Nova: You're the fan favorite supporting character
Pei: Omg
Nova: only employed every few episodes
Nova: to keep the fans hungry for you
Nova: An arc where you feature more prominently is in talks
Fork: i'm ok with that
Nova: You're like the Jack Harkness of... whatever the fuck this is I'm talking about
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Pei: Wow I'm gonna miss being Kouhai when I grow up cry,,
Nova: But Pei
Nova: You will always be our kouhai
Basi: you'll always be ou-- shut up nova
Basi: damn
Pei: !!!!!!!! !!!!!! LAUGHS OMG LAUREN
Pei: Weh omg yes I hope I never leave this group
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Plums: "also i got neutral good so FU[CK YOU ALL." wow rude
Basi: : ^ )
Haseo: lawful evil
Nova: neutral rude
Basi: that ashwin
Basi: and alex
Nova: hypocritical neutral
Basi: wow
What?: you called me lawful evil
What?: do you think I am a demon
Fork: lauren is chaotic rude
Basi: frick off nov- and jad
Basi: SMH @ THIS GROUP
Nova: neutral wow
Basi: i think neutral wow describes how i actually say wow
Nova: wowful neutral
Plums: "that ashwin and alex" you mean you and ashwin
Plums: the elderly rude couple
Basi: alex needs to leave
Basi: 4 a time out
Plums: alex she thinks I am a demon
Basi: you think i'm a demon too nerd
Plums: well
Plums: you ARE a Dream Witch
Plums: and also Sauron
What?: I never called you a demon
What?: I called you a dream witch and now you are also ice queen
Nova: Al & Lu are Roxas & Xion that one time when Xemnas made them see each other as Invisibles
Plums: accurate
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What?: This message has been removed.
What?: oops wrong conversation
Basi: amazing
What?: nobody saw that
Basi: u sure
What?: yes
Pei: What
Pei: What'd he say omg
Basi: idk im just giving him a hard time
Pei: LOL omg l auren
What?: some corny bollywood joke with a friend do not worry
Fork: i saw it
Pei: tELL US WHAT IT SAID JAD !!
Fork: i see all
Pei: that's cause ur a dad omg
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Sumi: i took the alignment test i don't think it worked right
What?: what did you get mattie
Sumi: neutral good
Haseo: wow
Pei: Join us
Sumi: i'm no gandalf yo
Sumi: like i sincerely did not expect that
Basi: join the neutral crew
Basi: neutral good family
Pei: Bein kind and leaving worms
Pei: That's us
Sumi: OKAY WHO DOESNT HELP WORMS
What?: THANK YOU MATTIE
Basi: or stuffing them down my shirt as nova would do
Sumi: omfg
What?: ... nova stuffed them down your shirt?
What?: nova is too neutral good to put worms down the shirt of a youngling
Nova: The worms are titfucking her /brick'd
Pei: I can confirm
Basi: wow
Nova: PERFECT TIMING PEI.
Pei: WAIT WHAT
Nova: ;D
Plums: PFFFFFF
Pei: HOLY THAT IS NIT WHAR I MW ANT OFMFNF.
Pei: OMMF F.
Sumi: DONT TALK ABOUT MY BABY LIKE THAT
Sumi: HEADBUTTS NOVA HARSHLY AND STRICTLY
Nova: FUGK
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Basi: can we do a call now
Basi: since so many of us are Here
What?: I have to study for stats and I am curled up in bed sorry fren
Plums: I would be fine with one, but can't talk atm
Fork: I'm going to bed so
Basi: i said call not tinychat dang
Plums: no one said tinychat ya nerd
Basi: wheres kelly or mattie wen you need them
Fork: shuttup you loser
Basi: WOW
Fork: I was talking to alex
Plums: :C
Basi: good
Basi: not prepared forb oth of u
Basi: why would I be talking to you, you dweeb
Basi: frick off jad
Basi: go to bed
Basi: like the loser you are
Fork: never
Saxi: omg
Fork: sleep is for the weak
Pei: Omfg
Pei: SAME JAD
Basi: go
Basi: leave
Fork: make me
Basi: l e a v e
Fork: welp
What?: is the queen creating a royal proclamation
Pei: Jad //sings u shaymin lullabies
What?: jsad should rest if he needs it okay
Nova: Whoa who told Jad to leave
Plums: Lauren
Nova: Is it even Jad's bedtime
Basi: he said he was goin to bed in a few minutes dont turn this on me alex
Pei: U all need sleep wow
Plums: i'm not turning it on you
Fork: you fools my bedtime is my awake time
Plums: you told him to go to bed
Plums: there is factual evidence dnerd
What?: are we going to follow the wrath of the lick king
Nova: IF SOMEONE
Nova: NEEDS
Basi: lick king
Nova: TO GO TO BED
Nova: LET ME HANDLE IT
Fork: wrath of the lulu king
Nova: BECAUSE ONLY I AM PROPERLY EQUIPPED
What?: loch king*
Nova: TO ISSUE A BEDICT
Nova: OBSERVE: [youtube]
What?: lich*
Basi: loch king
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Basi: watch as me and nova have a civil war one day
Nova: ending in sloppy hate-makeouts
Nova: a.k.a. hateouts
Saxi: those are the best types of makeouts
Pei: ////rolls away from convo wowie
Fork: isn't that what lauren and ash do
Saxi: yes
Pei: LMAO JAD
Basi: amazing
What?: what about the makeouts where you initially hate each other but where you spend more time with the person you grow to love them and cherish them and want to protec tthem makeouts
Nova: Those are Zukouts
Saxi: zukouts
Pei: YES
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Fork: lauren doesn't hate anyone really
Fork: she's just the sass queen
Pei: THAT'S TRUE JAD
Nova: "I_don't_hate_you"
What?: what a tsun
Basi: i only hate people irl
Basi: its fine
Plums: she may hate me but if the Roxas & Xion comparison holds she'll buy me icecream by the end of the day
Fork: pfffff
Basi: why would i buy you icecream
Basi: nerd
Fork: wait
Fork: does that me Lauren dies
Basi: WOW
Fork: and you disappear into nothingness, Alex
Pei: Wait ice cream where
Plums: maybe Roxas & Xion are bad examples
Fork: yeah you think
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Pei: ,,,, wants to meet u all irl
Saxi: same
Basi: same
Fork: well Ed mentioned that Sax is wonderful irl
Pei: Weh we really need to meet one day
Fork: also she punches a lot
Saxi: I AM SORRY
Saxi: IT'S JUST SOMETHING I DO
Pei: wah CUTE
Basi: fantastic
Basi: we can punch everyone irl sax
Saxi: yes lauren
Pei: I like punching
Pei: Tho I'm weak so
Nova: pff I am used to girls punching me
Nova: ...that sounded bad
Fork: yeah nova
Fork: i didn't want to say anything tho
Nova: FUCK I JUST REALIZED
Nova: IT LOOKS BAD IN TWO DIFFERENT WAYS
Nova: EITHER I AM A LETCH OR I GET ABUSED A LOT...
Saxi: shh nova
Nova: ...BOTH OF WHICH ARE KInda true omg...
Fork: well nova
Fork: some people are into that
Fork: so I don't see the problem
Saxi: omfg
Nova: see
Nova: I used to think I'd be into S/M shit
Nova: but it turns out I can barely deal w/ softcore biting
Nova: I'm actually mad 'nilla aside from a few glaring exceptions
Fork: d-did you test it out with someone
Nova: My ex duh
Saxi: sighs
Fork: lol sax is disappointed
Saxi: nova ngl i would probably make you cry in bed
Saxi: this life
Nova: /LEGITIMATELY SOBS
Nova: I CAN'T SATISFY SAX T nT
Saxi: shhh babe we can make it work dont cry
Pei: Omfg
Fork: biting's tolerable
Fork: for me
Fork: won't say more
Fork: kids are watching
Pei: I aM ---
Plums: *covers pei's eyes*
Pei: Th ank u Alex Weh
Nova: mmmmaybe I can be???
Nova: the S???
Nova: Idk???
Pei: My innocence has been lost ngl
Nova: but I think Sax prefers to be the dom so /CONTINUES SOBBING
Pei: what is the dom I
Fork: ssssh pei
Fork: nothing
Nova: shh pei it's nothin'
Pei: Omg
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Basi: i have a feeling ashwin will be getting lots of punches
Basi: or at least side jabs (Which wont work as well bc hes ripped)
Pei: Weh I'm just gonna hug him a lot omg
What?: if lauren tried to punch me I would never harm her just dodge because fencing
What?: and tease her for it to see her get more fluster-- I mean
Basi: rude
Pei: Lauren use my ahoge to cut him omg
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Saxi: that moment where you sit back for a second and watch your dumb friends talk about dumb shit and just have this HUGE swell of adoration and affection and just sit there because you cant express it by anything but text and you just sigh
Pei: H heCK
Pei: SA X
Basi: aw sax
Nova: <3333 aaaa Sax
Fork: do you mean us, Sax
Saxi: no jad i mean my other incest family i've been cheating on you guys with
Fork: oh
Fork: i knew it
Saxi: OH
Saxi: get out jad
Fork: ;~;
Fork: but saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax
Saxi: dont but me you little french worm
Nova: how did y'all instantly turn that beaUTIFUL SENTIMENT INTO AN ARGUMENT
Saxi: . . . sorry nova
Nova: BOTH OF YOU
Nova: PIPE DOWN
Nova: AND
Nova: HUG
Nova: N O W
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Basi: alex werent you going to leave
Pei: Alex is here to cover my eyes tbh
Plums: I'm covering pei's eyes
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Fork: ngl sax is one of my fav people ever
Nova: same u <u
Saxi: oh no
Saxi: no no no
Basi: she is pretty great
Pei: Aaawwwwww
Pei: I ahree
Pei: AGREE
Saxi: no no no no no no dont say that stop saying that
Fork: but I'm serious
Fork: TAKE THE COMPLIMENT DAMMIT
Fork: JuST TAKE IT
Saxi: sorry jad
Nova: She can take a whipping but not a compliment
Saxi: i think this is basically my whole existence in one sentence
Nova: is ok das y i <3 u
Fork: that's our sax
Saxi: how to cry and type at the same time?
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Pei: I s2g one day I'm actually gonna cry bc I can't hug u guys hhhh
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Pei: O no I'm punching ash bc he's too smooth bye
Saxi: lol
Fork: but ash is a bear
What?: I am not bear weeos
What?: weeps*
Pei: Ur a cute bear
Pei: Smooth at heart fuzzy on the outside
Nova: "furry dick"
Fork: nOVA
Basi: thanks nova
Nova: I T R E T U R N S
Pei: NO V A
Pei: I'M
Nova: A R I S E F U R R Y D I C K
Pei: NONONO
Fork: we need a censor filtre in this chat
What?: good now nobody will call me bear thank you noba
Basi: still a bear ashwin
What?: :c
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Saxi: i think pei just gave the chat a heart attack
Pei: WHa me why !!
Pei: Gomen ///lies down u o u
Saxi: at least, nova and ash
Fork: wow how has it already been half an hour already
Fork: night kids
Saxi: GOODNIGHT JAD
Pei: Omg goodnight jad !!!
Saxi: thank u
Saxi: FOR MAKING ME CRY YOU ASSHOLE
Saxi: and for making me cry
Basi: night jad dad
Pei: HOW DID I HEART ATTACK WHAT
Fork: They were joys of tears sax
Fork: joys of tears
Saxi: joys of tears
Fork: tears of joy
Pei: Joys
Pei: Of tears
Basi: joys of tears
Fork: fuck
Pei: Clearly dad needs sleep
Basi: do you want your name to be joys of tears jad
Fork: wha no
Fork: sadmawdmowmgomwadg
Nova: Joy of Tearing with Bob Ross
Saxi: well nova is probably flailing like fuck --- oh jk there he is
Pei: FYXK
Pei: rip in pieces jad dad
Saxi: we can call you jot for short
Nova: Jad Ross
Pei: Wow
Basi: omg
Basi: ok it is done
Basi: there ug o
Fork: well
Fork: shit.
Pei: We're ded
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Nova: Nova's quotewall grew three sizes that day
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Eli: mattie and i are doing song covers
Eli: yeee
Pei: Joins you ////
Sumi: keke i need to choose songs ??? ?
Sumi: i can't sing i'm scared help
Pei: ///hugs Mattie //
Pei: U ca n do this Bb
Eli: mattie u know what you are singing RIGHT NOW
Eli: I HEAR YOU AND YOU CAN SING
Eli: shut your booty hole
Sumi: sdjg sadf what
Nova: is she singing from her bootyhole
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Pei: Squirts loudly
Pei: I'M
Pei: I MEAN
Pei: SQUINTS
Basi: OK OK OK OK OK OK OK
Plums: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
Pei: I MEANY SQUINTS I'M CRYING
Pei: BLAME AUTO CORTECT
Pei: FUXUJ
Basi: GO TO BED ALEX
Pei: FYCJ I'M LAUGHING SO JARD MY RI BSS ARE HURTING
Basi: SAME
Basi: i JSUT
Basi: god damnit
Pei: ALEX HECKING GOODNIFHT //TUCKS U IN AND HUGS U //
Pei: FFRIXIK HOW DID SQUIRTS HAPPEN I'M
Basi: I...........
Pei: I'M IN TEARS
Basi: IM TRYING SO HARD NOT TO BURST OUT LAUGHING
Basi: its not going well
Pei: SAME I'M FAILING
Pei: SRSLY HOW DID I SAY SQUIRTS I'M DUXKING CRYING
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What?: laurennnnn
Plums: INUYASHA
Pei: i n u y a s h a
Nova: KAGOMEEEE
Nova: inovasha
Nova: kagopeeeei
Nova: /brick'd
Pei: oMG IM KAGOPEI YAY !!
Pei: who will be sesshomaru
Plums: we have a few options:
Plums: Saxomaru
Plums: Hassomaru
Pei: omg who should we stick with
Nova: Actually wait
Nova: I'll give up Inuyasha
Nova: so I can be Sesshnovaru
Nova: AS IT WAS WHEN I WAS THIRTEEN AND THOUGHT IT WAS COOL TO CALL MYSELF SESSH
Nova: 3:I
Nova: /muffled 2nd ending theme in the distance
What?: what are you guys doing wh
Pei: when i was 13 i went by pei
Pei: ??? i s till go by pei pfff
Nova: that's prolly cause you're not acting out as a child like I did :v
Nova: Always the little performer I was
Pei: omg actually now that i think about it what if i grow up and regret going by pei, thinking it was stupid
Pei: eep
What?: Pei is a cute name thouguh
Pei: a h it sounds cute now but what if it sounds lame later r hhh
Pei: ///trying to minimize regrets ill have to experience once im older////
Nova: The best way to minimize regrets is to not regret things, not to never do them :L
Pei: wwah but i think thats a lot harder cause in my opinion its easier to control your actions than your emotions o:
Nova: And you'd be right
Nova: but there are ways to condition yourself to be ok with yourself
Nova: First off: Pretend :L
Nova: Just give the impression you think you're hot shit and eventually you might find you really are hot shit B]
Pei: ah though i think it really depends on the situation too
Pei: i doubt id really regret something like a name i went by //that// much
Nova: Besides that, you can affect the way you interpret your feelings by thinking through them. Tell yourself that your embarrassment is just a buzzing gnat in your brain and swat it away ~= 3=~
Nova: You could also just chant yoloswag420 to yourself over and over like I do /brick'd
Nova: (disclaimer: I do not actually do that)
Nova: (but I totally should)
Pei: o hmy go d pfff
Nova: (yoloswag420 yoloswag420 yoloswag420)
Plums: #blazeit #praiseit #PEISIT
Nova: #makethatpeiper
Pei: peisit
Pei: p E I SI T
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Saxi: my hands smell like some weirdass mix of cinnamon, soap, baby wipes, dark chocolate and possibly sex
Saxi: i have no idea why
Nova: Is the sex unconfirmed
Nova: When might the sex have happened
Saxi: omg i dont know nova i dont keep track of my sex ok it's like on an unconstrained schedule
Saxi: im worse at controlling my libido than a teenager
Nova: Sax omg
Nova: Someone could take advantage of you ;_;
Nova: (is ok my libido is similarly insatiable)
Saxi: shh it's okay i have a pair of scissors and pretty thick thighs
Nova: (if we meet up will our friends hate us for banging on everything) /brick'd
Saxi: basically
Nova: "thick thighs" mmmm :F
Saxi: I TOLD YOU
Pei: Whh is it odd that I dont know what a libido is wow
Nova: No darling
Saxi: pei you are a child
Nova: It's an adult thing
Pei: Om g but they teach sex ed in ky grade ???
Pei: Not that I pay attention pff
Nova: ...what
Nova: SAX WHAT
Saxi: what
Nova: CANADA
Saxi: wait
Saxi: WHAT
Nova: CANADAAAA
Nova: THEY KNOWWWW
Saxi: sobs quietly
Pei: wa it what pff
Saxi: fuckin canada . . . . . .
Pei: Actually u learn sex ed in like grade 6
Saxi: C A N A D A
Saxi: { SHORT CIRCUTS }
Pei: LOL I DON'T PAY ATTENTION THO I
Basi: like gr 4 it starts in tbh pei
Saxi: pei you don't even know how lucky you are
Pei: omg why o:
Saxi: i wish someone would have taught me sex-ed in school
Jani: you should pay attention. what if you get a guy pregnant
Pei: UR RIGHT JAKE
Saxi: we don't have sex-ed in the states
Saxi: i can't believe this
Pei: WOAH RLY
Saxi: fucking canada
Saxi: why cant i live in u
Jani: lewd
Pei: HOW DO U NOT HAVE SEX ED
Saxi: we're america pei
Saxi: apparently we come instilled with that as soon as we're born
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Pei: ok byt my friend is like 13 and she got pregnant when she was like 12 ok
Saxi: i once met a girl
Saxi: whose name was melanie
Saxi: she was 13
Saxi: and she had a kid
Nova: ...?
Jani: smh
Pei: wh
Saxi: one of my mom's co-workers daughters
Saxi: loooooool not me
Nova: oh OK...
Pei: OH LOOL
Nova: W O W
Nova: I WAS CONFUSED AND DISTRESSED FOR A SEC...
Saxi: i was in the hospital for most of my 13th year
Pei: wh why Mel o:
Saxi: i was a dumb dumb
Nova: She was a reckless adventurer because she had an Arcana Complex and was trying to act out 0 The Fool
Nova: ...Arcana Complex sounds like an amazing story title
Saxi: bless u nova
Pei: PFF
Pei: a+ wow
Nova: u 3u
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Pei: ngl ive started becoming more sarcastic irl bc of this group pffff
Basi: sorry pei i have as well
Pei: omg im laughi ng not that its that bad though i offend my friends a lot now LOL
Basi: sfngskdjdsjkf
Saxi has changed the conversation topic to "Saracstic Assholes-to-Friends Family ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ"
Basi: saracstic
Pei: PFFFFFFFFF
Pei: saracstic im
Saxi: welp
Basi: close enough
Pei: we're also a family of typos
Saxi: ye
Plums has changed the conversation topic to "Sara's Stick Assholes-to-Friends Family ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ"
Pei: wow
Saxi: amazing
Nova has changed the conversation topic to "Jayn's Furry Dick Assholes-to-Friends Family ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ"
Pei: WOW
Basi: omg
Saxi: ------------------------------------------------------------
Nova: /PHOONK
Saxi: CHOKES
Pei has changed the conversation topic to "Jayn's Furry Dick Assholes-to-Friends Typo Family ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ"
Saxi: perfected to 500%
Basi: amazing
Plums: casually hides chat title before roommates see it
Basi: hue
Pei: LOOOOOL if my mom comes im hecked
Pei: ur all hecked
Plums: in the butt
Nova has changed the conversation topic to "Pei's Fluffy Sunshine Friends-to-Happies Family Rainbows Yay ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ"
Pei: om g
Pei: aW ITS SO CUTE
Saxi: and thus you have witnessed the evolution of our chat titles
Pei: somehow we got from furry dicks of jayn to fluffy sunshine friends and happiness wow
Pei: wi th rainbow yay just because it adds extra flavour yes <33
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Basi: my mom said she'll let me visit ontario after we sell our house 8))))[/b]
Pei: hhhhhhhhheavy breathi ng ya Y
Basi: I know pei.
Nova: almost thought pei said nigga YAY
Pei: IOGM GH IM LAUGHING SO HA RD NOVA WOW
Nova has changed the conversation topic to "Pei's Fluffy Sunshine Friends-to-Happies Family Rainbows Nigga Yay ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ"
Pei: I MC RYING NIGGA YAY
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Saxi: rumor of exo's kris leaving group surfaces two hours ago
Saxi: twitter blows up
Saxi: tumblr blows up
Saxi: every kpop forum crashes
Saxi: two hours later
Saxi: SM releases statement
Saxi: even kris didnt know what was happening
Saxi: lol kpoppers what are you doing
Pei: amazing
Nova: Looks like they k-popped their top
Pei: wow
Saxi: noVA I ------------------
Nova: /PHOONK
Saxi: THAT WAS TERRIBLEE
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Saxi: "I don’t think most cis guys understand what a period is. It isn’t a steady trickle of blood, like if you get a cut on accident. It’s chunks and strings of bloody paste that’s so thick sometimes that it’s black, and the smell is really strong like carnage, and God forbid you have pubic hair cause you have to take ten showers to get it all out."
Saxi: the painful accuracy
Basi: oh my fig cocjdjdj GOGOF
What?: Noted
Nova: ...Suddenly I am less insistent girls keep their bush
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G_S: I finally have internet!
Nova: EDO
G_S: NOBA
Nova: /SAMURAI HIP-HOP INTENSIFIES
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What?: /shoulder boy anime intensifies
What?: SOULJA*
What?: what the hell I need rest
Basi: shoulder boy
Nova: shoulder boy above this sexual broker
Nova: observe as I turn the crank and roll about
Nova: observe as I turn the shoulder boy crank and perform lewd acts upon the back of the aforementioned sexual broker
What?: dyting
What?: dying
Nova: presently I refer to YOOOOUUUUU
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Basi: nova do you just start rapping at 2am or whatever
Nova: Pardon me, miss
Nova: Could I trouble you to pull aside
Nova: Could I trouble you to pull aside, miss, could I trouble you to pull aside
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Nova: collipark bubba sparxxx
Nova: BUTTOCKS BUTTOCKS BUTTOCKS BUTTOCKS BOUNDING ALL ABOUT
Basi: nova.
Pei: i
Nova: I've found you, miss newly arrived buttocks!
Nova: Compose yourself and return to me
Nova: Frequent the gentleman's association
Nova: for a matter of months
Nova: Apply a tan to it
Nova: then discover its practical applications
Pei: omg
What? has changed the conversation topic to "KazokumonogatarEEHAW ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: BUTTOCKS BUTTOCKS BUTTOCKS BUTTOCKS BOUNDING ALL ABOUT"
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Nova: No single individual should be possessed of such immense strength or influence
Nova: The clock ticks on, I merely observe the passage of time
Nova: PREVENT ME FROM REACHING THE PERIMETER OF MY DESIGNATED AREA
Nova: I CAN SAY WITH GREAT CERTAINTY THAT I HAVE BREACHED THE PERIMETER OF MY DESIGNATED AREA
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Nova: I observe a daily routine of confidence tricks in games of chance to extort money from those oblivious
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Nova: I'm running out of raps
Basi: uhh
What?: nova can you rap in spanish
Nova: I can answer that question in spanish
Nova: no :L
What?: pffffffff
Basi: do fresh prince of bel-air
Nova: NOW THEN

Lo, a tale solely comprised of the events which set the course of my life to tumbling head-over-heels

If I could have but a moment of your time and attention, I would relay the story of my rise to sovereignty over the region of Bel-Air

In the west of Philadelphia, the place of my upbringing—I spent the majority of my time at play, in the expected location

Dogmatic in my pursuit of a relaxed and classy self-image, and making ample use of the basketball court near my school

when a band of hooligans with naught but ill intent caused a furor in my community

But once did I respond with hostility, yet my mother feared for my safety

She commanded me to relocate to the home of my father's brother in Bel-Air

I appealed her to reconsider over the course of many days, but to no avail, as she gathered my belongings and sent me forth

She issued a farewell in the form of a kiss and a plane ticket; I donned my portable music player and resolved that I would preserve my air of sophistication and grace

The accommodations more than satisfied; I found myself partaking of my favored drink from a significantly more lavish glass

I wondered aloud, are these the circumstances to which I am to be accustomed upon arrival in Bel-Air? Hrm, perhaps I was too hasty in my reluctance

For the last leg of my excursion I called upon a freelance transportation service—a carriage which, as it drew closer, I noticed bore the word "Dandy" inscribed upon its trim and an ornate pair of doubloons hung from the reigns

The first impression to strike me was the uniqueness of the carriage, though I dwelt but a moment upon it before signaling the escort, "To Bel-Air, my good man!"

I arrived with the sunset and issued a colloquial farewell to the carriage attendant, subtly accusing him of bearing a foul scent

beheld my dominion—At last, my journey was complete

to take my rightful place as the Lord of Bel-Air
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Nova: Guys help me out
Nova: I just read this actress stabbed herself with a fork
Nova: but I forget who it was
Nova: Reese something
Nova: With... wither...?
G_S: Witherspoon?
Nova: No, with her fork
Nova: HAH
G_S: *leaves*
Plums: pfffffff
Fork: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jayn: that just made my day completely
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Basi: .. r u joking
Basi: i went outside in shorts ONCe and i already have a bug bite
Basi: amazing.
Plums: *MILSHAKE
Plums: MILKSHAKE
Nova: Ah yes Lu's milfshake
Nova: My favorite
Basi: thanks alex
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Basi: oh no have I helped ashwin in some way
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Pei: But ashwin it's later for u
What?: still
Pei: Sleep u dork :u
What?: I can code while in bed
What?: :c
Basi: go sleeep
What?: pei you are a youngling and we are in the tame timezone
What?: you should sleep
Pei: w ow
Basi: tame
What?: same*
What?: I will clone myself and tuck both of you in bed
Basi: both of you go to sleep
What?: no you two
Basi: its later for both of you and pei is younger so go to sleep
Pei: Omg you are a youngling too what to heck
Pei: SHH I am
Pei: A strong independent shoujo
Pei: I do not need sleep
Basi: pei are you going to support senpai in winning manliest man on khv : ^ )
Nova: "I will clone myself and tuck both of you" stg I read fuck
Basi: nova.
Nova: im sry it's late
Pei: Sure senpai B) and Jfc Nov a
What?: nova we both know that me doing this verb is about as likely as rick santorum moving to ukraine and voting for tymoshenko
Nova: so is Mattie gonna force that to happen too /brick'd
What?: wow nova
Pei: oh my god
Nova: y e p
What?: /laurens
Basi: rude
Nova: I should not be telling jokes at this hour
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Kellu: '/laurens'
Kellu: perfect
What?: The Book of Laurenisms
Kellu: all hail our rpg queen
Pei: bows down to senpai
Kellu: (that reminds me -- On Friday I was talking to my friend, Tomas about Lauren and to describe her i said 'needs someone to talk too about wow else she might die tbf')
Basi: wow
Basi: and why are you talking about me to irl people kelly
Kellu: bECAUSE I LOVE you.
Basi: ... i love you too ok
Nova: wow or die
Kellu: no he was talking about wow and I was like 'oh. senpai likes that game'
Basi:: its true tho i have exactly 0 people to talk about warcraft with
Nova: wow ok die
Nova: wow ok omg
Kellu: nova
Nova: womg owk
Kellu: pAPA STOP.
Basi: smd nova
Nova: SHAKING YOUR DICK?
Kellu: OH MY GOD.
Basi: im going to disown you somehow nova. or disown myself
Nova: you are so confused rn I can smell it
Nova: It smells like sour cream & onion
Kellu: can one disown oneself.
Kellu: that is the question
Basi: yes kelly i do it regularly with other extensions of my internet fam
Kellu: pART OF THE CHAT PART OF THE INCEST LAUREN.
Nova: "yes kelly i do it regularly"
Nova: "with other extensions of my internet fam"
Basi: OH MY GOD
Kellu: jfc pops.
Nova: Man I haven't had a good wall quote in ages
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Kellu: i swear if any of guys nominate nick and i for that couple thing
Pei: LET'S
Basi: kelly dont say that im a spiteful person
Pei: please you two are too cute
Kellu: i will not hesitate to [REDACTED] and get myself banned
Nova: shHHH
Kellu: I'll do it with style papa
Nova: that's not style that's just oops I lost all my posts
Kellu: pFF NOVA.
Kellu: I still remember that thread
Kellu: 'Oh what's this--OH OKAY.'
Nova: Wait you sAW IT?!
Kellu: yEAH
Nova: im so sry
Nova: no one was supposed to
Kellu: you forgot time zones 8~)
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What?: lauren confirmed for kil'jaeden cosplayer.
Basi: WOW
Basi: HOW
Basi: ??
What?: hehehehehe such a reaction
What?: because you are a bara and a demon??
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Sumi: am i allowed to platonically date the fuck outta someone
Nova: uh
Sumi: like super smooshy lovey dovey stuff sans sexual attraction
Nova: how do you platonically anything the fuck out of someone
Nova: How do you get the fuck out
Nova: with only your platons
Sumi: if you do it hard enough it just slips out
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What?: they can shove all the booty they want in my face but they ain't gettin' a rise outta me
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Pei: i am not seme or uke i am a farmer with crops to tend to
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Saxi: i just made a dad joke oh god
Saxi: they're calling me daddy mel now and i'm
Haseo: omg
Haseo: We have four dads now?
Saxi: one of my friends is cleaning out her room right and she said 'i'm finding so much stuff now'
Saxi: and then i asked 'have you found jimmy hoffa yet?'
Saxi: i'm dad thats it guys
Nova: omg no sax you're just a daddy's girl
Saxi: nova do you know what the problem is with that logic
Saxi: my dad doesn't make dad jokes
Nova: I do
Nova: You can be my girl ;D
Nova: BOOYAKA /ARMPUMP
Nova: SNAKED IT
Saxi: CHOKES
Nova: I love it when a plan comes together
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Nova: So guys do I win the tact award yet
Nova: I had a pleasant conversation with my senile-racist stepgrandmother
Nova: "Makes me mad when I see a woman with her head covered like that"
Nova: "I was the only white person in there. Black people love Applebee's"
What?: Oh dear
Nova: Yeah :v Stepdad fucking encourages her too
What?: ._.
Nova: I'll give Ma some credit at least she scolded him for it
What?: Was she always like this?
What?: Hmm
Nova: Don't always care for her comments but
Nova: I'm sure she's just old-fashioned. Getting up there, you know
Nova: Perfectly sweet old lady, wouldn't harm a fly
Nova: just... happens to have no concept of racism
What?: Ahh, I see
What?: Quite a few can be like that ; n ;
What?: My father's side grandparents would be perfectly kind to everyone but also have these deep seated stereotypes about X group that they just thought was normal
Nova: but yeah that first one she blurted out in Panera...
[4:43:39 PM] Sax: welp
Nova: I was like... mY CHILD COVERS HER HEAD MY PRECIOUS CHILD
Nova: YOU CUR
What?: oh god
What?: what even ; n ;
Sumi: my dad makes disgusting homophobic jokes and comments all the time but then i was like "dad you know i'm bi right" and he was like "..."
Saxi: i had the worst conversation with my dad the other day man about nearly this kind of thing
Saxi: like he's always been pretty . . . borderline when it comes to racism/homophobia so i can never really tell if he like means it or not
Saxi: but we were talking about homosexuality and stuff and i can't remember the context but i completely locked onto him saying 'it's a disease, a mental disease.'
Saxi: and i was completely floored and felt so bad about everything
[4:46:31 PM] Mattie: oh jesus i'm sorry bb
Saxi: my mom just looked at me really sadly
Saxi: two days before that i told her i was pansexual and explpained to her what that meant
What?: ; n ; oh jesus
Saxi: she seemed fine with it
Saxi: eugh parents eugh
What?: at least you have four dads to compensate here
Nova: Sax
Nova: sdgfdhj
Nova: /hugs
Saxi: cries A LOT
Nova: ma boo it's ok
Sumi: ugajgsnshs kisses your cheeks
Nova: There is nothing diseased about you
What?: majin buu /hugs saxima
Nova: You are the c u r e
What?: you are the flower that will be the medicinal herb to solve the teratomatic hate in the hearts of millions
Saxi: omg u guys are either the biggest dweebs or the best kind of dweebs
Sumi: i'm so sorry bb you are lovely there are just many who don't understand what they can't feel
Saxi: uwu mattie i'm ♥ u ♥
Sumi: and it's gross but you are better than that and we're rising higher than that generation every dat
Sumi: *day
Nova: Yes, higher and higher
Saxi: the gay agenda will be fulfilled
Sumi: s o o n
Nova: soon to RISE ABOVE THEM AND TOPPLE THE MOUNDS OF THEIR DESPERATE RESISTANCE WITH OUR IRON FISTS-
Nova: whoops havin' an Azula moment
Saxi: novazula
Saxi: vuvuzela
Saxi: UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nova: I'd rather our family physician look after little Lulu if you don't mind
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What?: gaygenda
Nova: the gayer nation
What?: gaytion. gation. instigation
What?: insta-gaytion
Nova:: although am I really gay enough to count though
Nova: the only boys I like are nubile effeminate boys
Nova: I'm not so much gay as I am... ancient Roman
Saxi has changed the conversation topic to "Gayer Incest: We are insti-gayting the Gaygenda. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ"
Nova: I'm glad the YEEHAW has endured every topic change since its inception
Saxi: there's something about that emote that is mildly intimidating and quite terrifying you have to admit
Nova: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ GAYHAW
What?: homosexual cowboys?
Saxi: brokeback mountain
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Sumi: Big Boo’s Gay agenda: Feeling alienated from her former crew, Pennsatucky seeks out an unlikely friendship with Big Boo. During the blackout, Pennsatucky inquires about The Gay Agenda. Big Boo runs with it.
Big Boo: First of all, keep your voice down. This shit is top secret.
Pennsatucky: Are you going to let all the men die out?
Boo: Fuck no, we need slaves. Bookkeeping, janitorial, fetch and carry, that kind of shit.
Pennsatucky: What about for sex, coz I know I like how they smell kind of funky and they’re big and they have dicks and all that.
Boo: Maybe, but when you’re done you gotta toss ‘em away like trash. I mean the whole point of this is chicks digging each other and being in charge.
Pennsatucky: Let’s say I want to join, right.
Boo: OK let’s say that.
Pennsatucky: (whispers) Would I have to do anything disgusting against the word of God? You know, I’m talking about eating pussy if you catch my drift.
Boo: Yeah, I hear you. And that is a big part of it, I’m not going to lie. But since you have these religious convictions, eh, we can probably give you an exemption. I mean we’re not unreasonable.
Pennsatucky: Really? That would be great.
Boo: Of course you’re still going to have to go through the initiation.
Pennsatucky: Yeah, I figured.
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Pei: WH EN PERSON WHO HA S A CRUSH ON YOU WRIT ES YOU A POEM////////////// /// rip pei
Pei: m yyheart
What?: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GIJ54IOJY04JRGT09DF
What?: ACTUAL shoujo life
Pei: i can t do thi s// / my he a rt
Nova: my little girl has suitors omg
What?: she is very much like a princess, nova
What?: many people seem to fall for the shoujo queen fufu
Pei: y you don t under stnad wah// /
Pei: ii am nto a shoujo wuquenn
Pei: i a m a measely shoujo pea....
What?: yes you are *gives queenly robes*
Pei: / / /// y ou are the shsosujo quee n gives you flowers
Pei: w ahh this is so emba rassin g//
What?: hughugs
What?: I am not a shoujo :c
What?: it is you
Pei: no yo u are the shsoujo shsuh weeps s
Pei: so cut e people with crushes are so cute
Pei: // //
Nova: Cute enough to date? ;D
Pei: n.. noVA//// / /
Pei: i can t shoujo.. i have a promise... ..
Pei: ib canno t believ e this im so /ww ///
Nova: Why would you promise not to shoujo
Nova: It is so dear to you
Pei: /// / i know but// weeps i just cant
Pei: i cannot break promise eheh//..
Pei: i dont need shoujo i am a strong independent shoujo...
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Nova: "Nixon impression" is one of the major food groups
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Saxi: have . . . any of you guys seen this
What?: yes
Fork: yo this is fucked up
What?: the southern united states geniunely scares me
Haseo: never go
Saxi: it's a scary place but i haven't seen it this bad
Saxi: it keeps getting worse too
What?: it seems so ... backward these days
What?: like
What?: wow
Saxi: i don't really understand why the police force isn't getting that civilians can fight back just as much if they keep pushing like this
What?: the civilians are fighting back now
Nova: 1st off why tf is everybody's lives shoujo except me
Saxi: my life isn't shoujo at all
What?: I do not have a shoujo life either
Haseo: I wish my life was shoujo
Nova: 2nd off fuck the police that is the most serious and genuine I have ever been about that
Nova: 3rd off I'm so glad this lady is the one who caught this on cam PREACH IT SISTA
Nova: KSDK KMOV CNN MSNBC WHERE Y'ALL AT
Nova: Oh fUCKING A THIS IS ABOUT FERGUSON!?
Nova: NOW I'M LEGIT PISSED
Nova: SOMEBODY COME PICK MY ASS UP I'M TAKIN' IT TO MO
What?: I barely trust mainstream media by itself these days
What?: which is why I need to read like four different reports on an issue
Nova: I'm bad at research so I just stick close to people that are
Saxi: i don't like reading the news at all which is why i never know anything about anything
Saxi: it makes me miserable 95% of the time and i don't need anymore misery in my life
Nova: ay ma gurl o/ see no evil hear no evil kna mean
Saxi: basically
What?: http://www.itv.com/news/2014-08-13/...iracle-girl-lost-for-days-in-siberian-forest/
Nova: There that's what I needed thank u Ash
Saxi: my heart probably
What?: In the reality of the world there are a huge amount of nice stories to balance out all the terrible
Nova: You know what that reminds me of?
Nova: Sensui arc, Yu-Yu Hakusho :L
Nova: #THEY DID IT FIRST
Nova: #THEY ALWAYS DID IT FIRST
Nova: #nova shut up about yyh #NO NEVER
Nova: oh god i'm conversing with myself in hashtags again
What?: #bless
Fork: #novaforpresident
Nova: dude real talk if I was prez
Nova: I'd be like... bye government
Nova: Makaze's wet dream
Nova: lez go
What?: If I were president I would reinstate the British monarch for a day
Nova: rofl
Nova: DUDE
What?: so she could order an eviction of congress like she did in Australia
Nova: THAT'S THE PLOT OF A FUCKING TEEN TITANS EPISODE
Nova: ARE YOU MAD MOD?!
G_S: "I'd be like... bye government Makaze's wet dream lez go" stahp
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Nova: I backed up that video btw
Nova: Had a feeling it might get taken down
What?: Good call
Nova: OH WAIT MICROSOFT'S GOT SKYPE TAPPED OH NOOOO
Nova: go ahead ms say somthin' prove us right
Nova: WE POLICE STATE?
Saxi: the video i linked to?
Nova: ja
Saxi: jesus christ that's . . . wow
Saxi: i don't know if i should feel minutely terrified ooooor
Saxi: hey microsoft look man if you wanna play that way, buy me lifetime passes to see vixx whenever they're in concert and i'll play ur little game
What?: Microsoft-chaaaaaan
Plums: Mahou Shoujo Microst will deliver us
What?: microst
What?: macross
Plums: *Microsgt
Plums: MICROSOFT
What?: micro swear god to
Nova: Maikuro-dono
Nova: ...That actually sounds like a real Japanese name
Saxi: maikuro-dono
Saxi: some microsoft weab just soiled themselves
Nova: "microsoft weab" you mean the one guy who got Deathsmiles ported to XBLA right #nova no one is going to get that #SHUT UP IT MAKES ME LAUGH
What?: mai is an actual name and kuro is black
there you go
Nova: oh well if they're black then no worries :L
What?: friendly reminder that IE's new mascot is an anime girl
Saxi: welp
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Saxi: bro someone wrote my otp in a fucking hookah bar dream and one of them is a goddamn sex demon AND I'M KINDA PRETTY HARD
What?: kawaii ne
Nova: ...what the fuck
What?: my cousins offered me hookah once
What?: they smoked it in front of me while I ate my satay
What?: good ol' india
Nova: Dude imagine... if we just... had no copyright laws
Saxi: i want to go to a hookah bar tbh
Nova: Like yeah some of it would suck but
Saxi: my mom said it's fun
Nova: just
Nova: imagine...
Nova: sex demon versions of every single character
Saxi: god bless
What?: copyright law is fine in theory, the problem arises in the present day because copyright law is not in the hands of the original creators but their market agents (record companies, publishers, etc.) with exceptions
What?: at least in the united states
Nova: omg ash I didn't ask for a dissertation I just wanted to fantasize about sex demons
What?: o-oh
What?: can there be cuddle demons
Saxi: yes ashwin
Saxi: there can be all the cuddle demons your shoujo male lead heart desires
What?: I am not a shoujo male lead :C
Nova: OH MY GOD JUST BE THE SHOUJO
Nova: AT LEAST YOU GET OFFERED
Saxi: omg nova
Nova: NOT BITTER
What?: NOVA NO YOU BE IT OKAY
Nova: NO I CAN'T I'M NOT BUILT LIKE A STICK
Nova: AND NOBODY EVER SAYS I'M HANDSOME OR RUGGED OR SEXY
Nova: JUST CUTE
Nova: CUTE IS ALL I GET
Nova: JUST A BIG OL' TEDDY BEAR
Nova: YOU JUST HUG IT
Nova: NEVER KISS IT
Nova: AND LORD KNOWS NEVER **** IT
Nova: QUIT HOLDING ONTO THE D ASHWIN
Nova: YOU OWE IT TO THE LADIES OF THE WORLD
Nova: IT IS YOUR DESTINY
Nova: hehe D-estiny
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What?: what if kojima made a game where you were snake and had to infiltrate ocelot's spinach farm and he called it ... metal gear salad
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Mach: >see lots of messages in family chat
Mach: >IS IT GIRLFRIEND
Mach: I cry
Nova: Nick you fukken dweeb we exist too
Nova: You could talk to one of us for a change JERK
Mach: Yh I kno
Nova: PONCE
Nova: SOD
Mach: Gomen nooba senpi
Nova: did you just call me nooba senpi
Nova: That sounds like a fucking Mortal Kombat boss I love it
Mach: Ipnes aboon
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Rissy: Nova here's the song I'm obsessed with
Rissy: The song relates to BB so well tho
Nova: ...Thought you meant BlazBlue
Nova: GODDAMNIT EVERYBODY KEEPS TAKING MY ABBREVIATIONS AWAY
What?: what does Arc System Works call their barbecue parties
What?: ...
What?: ...
What?: ...
What?: BraiseBlue
Rissy: xD
Nova: what am I about to do to you
Nova: BruiseBlue
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What?: can I ship bolin with lauren
What?: "grandma tears"
Nova: uhh ash
Nova: u kno bolin is me right
What?: you were supposed to take her to prom, no?
What?: ;3c
What?: ;3c ;3c ;3c
Nova: KDSHGSKDGJHDGKF
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Claw: *peaks in behind the door*
Saxi: hi claw
Nova: hiiii claw c:
Claw: hey
Saxi: clawaii holy shit
Claw: xbiocv
Saxi: Incest Family: Now Featuring X-Tra Clawaii
Saxi: i feel so proud of myself for that wow
Claw: nUFSOids
Saxi: oooooh my gooood oooh my god oh my god i'm so ---
Nova has changed the conversation topic to "Incest Gaymily: Now welcoming back Clawaii kouhai ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ"
Saxi: NICE
Claw: I cannot fucking believe
Saxi: i can and this is my reality now
Saxi: im so happy
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What?: plus an orc that is simultaneously alive and dead at the same time
What?: schrodinger's orc
What?: actually that should be a number of orcs
What?: HOW CAN GROMMASH BE ALIVE AND DEAD IN THE SAME TIMELINE
Basi: its not the same timeline nerd
What?: it is when it combines into the present ya geek
Nova: /muffled Doctor Who theme in the distance
Basi: ok ok ok ok
What?: rude
Nova: stg when Lu does that
Nova: I think a kpop song is about to start
Basi: .. : ^ )
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Fork: lulu
Fork: how's mattie in real life
Fork: is she 1000 times more charming?
Basi: shes soooooo cute its ridiculous
Basi: it makes up for my being super boring
Kellu: tbf I'd rather eat than meet jad.
Fork: :C
Kellu: (Bring me food jad.)
Pei: i wanna meet all of you one day ok
Pei: ashwin wont be hard to meet since hes so close and matties fairly close???
Pei: but lauren,,, next time you visit i wanna try to meet you aaah //
Nova: Someday
Pei: guys i was thinking about this
Pei: how cute would it be if we bought a house in a big country and sorta payed for it together when we all have established lives and it could be our families house B^)
Kellu: we should all go to a hotel and just
Kellu: run around screaming for each other heavy rain style
Basi: "we should all go to a hotel and just" not have an orgy
Basi: since i know at least one person is thinking that here
Fork: kelly no
Fork: that's how teen pregnancies happen
Basi: jad,
Fork: fffffffffffffffff
Kellu: 'press x to jad.' 'Press x to Lauren.'
Kellu: I am a damn proud virgin even though its been established I'm birthing the anti-Christ soon.
Pei: k ellywhoa
Kellu: it's midnight idc
Haseo: Congrats
Kellu: thank u jeff
Kellu: it's all p's and ed's fault.
Kellu: neverforgot.
Kellu: FORGET.
Kellu: forget yh
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Nova: On to part 4
Fork: enjoy~
Nova: Still patiently awaiting the dicking from Freddy
Kellu: wow.
Kellu: papa.
Nova: Not for me, for Game Grumps
Kellu: i don't judge bby.
Nova: Bonnie's going to dick Suzy
Nova: Chica, Barry
Nova: and Freddy of course is reserved for Arin
Saxi: animatronic dicking
Fork: What about Foxy
Nova: FOXY CLEARLY HAS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION TODAY
Fork: pfff
Kellu: beautiful.
Haseo: what
Basi: i
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Nova: Hey Samm help me out
Nova: I'm trying to remember a celeb's name
Rissy: hm
Rissy: oh god
Rissy: I can explain what they look like
Nova: Was on the news recently, they said she stabbed somebody with a fork?
Nova: Reese... Reese With... with-something
Rissy: Witherspoon
Rissy: wat
Nova: No, with her fork
Rissy: she did that
Nova: BAM
Nova: 2 FOR 2
Rissy: OH MY GOD
Fork: OMG
Fork: OH MY GOD
Rissy: OMG
Nova: NEVER FAILS
Fork: NOVA.
Rissy: I'm so dumb
Rissy: omg
Nova: /victory theme
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What?: who wants a pdf on macroeconomics
What?: any takers
Fork: pls I already had a macroeconomy class in my first year
Fork: i hated it
What?: why :cc
Fork: well ok i didn't hate it
Fork: i just found it boring >_>
What?: aww :c
What?: http://puu.sh/b9hTG/14d3fca3fd.png I have more books if you want to read from my growing lbirary j'adore
Nova: Ash holy shit
Nova: You have a textbook collection like some people have porn collections
What?: This is equivalent to my lewd material
Saxi: oh my god
What?: fun fact: a teacher thought I was using the internet on my laptop because I looked a bit distracted in work time since I was finished
What?: they stepped over
What?: saw I was reading some hardcore calculus thing
What?: shook their head and walked away
Nova: You're one in a billion Ash
Saxi: more like once in a lifetime
Saxi: (aka how did we get so lucky)
Nova: Scientists and philosophers the world over lie awake in the fledgling hours pondering this very question
What?: you guys are too cute goodness gracious
Fork: Ashwin is pretty amazing
Fork: really ash, we're all lucky to have you
What?: ;dfksl
Fork: what y'all don't really know is that Ash is secretly an evil mastermind who preys upon the emotions of others
What?: dammit Ja-- I mean ééshot
Nova: EESHOT
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What?: Throws blankets on conversation you are all so beautiful
Mattie: sup ash
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Basi: "What does a Moldovan child say when they’ve just been adopted?

'New ma! New ma! Yay!'"
Nova: oh
Nova: my god
Haseo: I
Nova: OH SHIT THAT REMINDS ME
Nova: ASH
Nova: I CAME UP WITH THE PUN
Nova: TO END ALL PUNS
Nova: shit is he here
Fork: he couldn't handle it so he ran away
Nova: He needs to be here when I tell it
Nova: It'll knock his socks off
Plums: I must bear witness to this
Pei: he said something about dinner??
Nova: Everybody spam him
What?: mhmm?
Nova: YES IT IS TIME
Nova: What do you call it when a spaceman lands on an alien planet, discovers harmful radiation, then dies shortly after mutating an additional hearing appendage on their forehead
Nova: ...the final front ear :L
Plums: I
Mach: Thanks nova
Sumi: that hurt my soul but im laugjing so hard im crying i hate yo hso much
Nova: I'M THE WINNER :'D
What?: nova your pun is truly the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinna_(anatomy) cle of radiant humour, I am proud
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Basi: why does rin okumura have to be one of the 15 yr old protags
Nova: What's wrong with that :o
Basi: hes my ideal anime bf and im turning 18 next month
Nova: ...I mean
Nova: you could still date him
Nova: were he real, of course :v
Basi: Wow
Nova: Wow what?
Basi: yeah if he turns 16 any time soon iguess
Basi: and. lives in canada
Nova: What's the dif? o_o
Jani: your ideal anime bf is a son of satan?
Jani: goin hard
Basi: u know it jake
Nova: PFF
Nova: Hi Jake :'D
Jani: hello c:
Basi: gotta keep it vaguely legal nova Ok
Jani: tbh im shocked hes 15
Nova: What's illegal about kissing someone three years your junior o_o
Nova: Or are you talking about the horizontal monster mash
Haseo: horizontal monster mash
Nova: Can't claim credit for that one
Nova: I believe it comes from Futurama
Nova: Well Lu, assuming I'm in the ballpark, there is but one elegant solution to your quandary
Nova: Discard sexual taboos concerning age :L /brick'd
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Saxi: word to the wise
Saxi: dont eat
Saxi: chilis
Saxi: don't eat
Saxi: two of them
Saxi: don't
Nova: uh
Nova: Sax u ok
Saxi: im dying
Saxi: probably
Nova: Well quit it D:
Saxi: they're so good tho
Nova: What exactly are you eating
Nova: Chili dogs? Bowls of chili?
Saxi: straight chili peppers
Nova: oh god
Nova: Sax you'll die ;_;
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Basi starts typing...
Nova: THERE SHE IS
Nova: Was wondering how I got away with saying something so nasty with no response
Basi: sax dont die
Basi: /sorry my mom came home But Uh
Basi: THATS NOT THE WAY I MEANT FORT HAT CONVO TO GO I Meant. that its very unlikely that i would date a 15 year old
Nova: but y tho
Nova: Would he make you feel old
Basi: i already feel old
Basi: so yes
Nova: PFEH
Nova: Hanging out with people MY age makes me feel old
Nova: The young 'uns give me pep & vigor B)
Pei: !!!!!
Basi: "young 'uns" for me are junior high kids so : ^ ( (i was gonna say no offense pei but shes in high school now so)
Pei: chee rs !!!!!
Pei: guys im not a fetus anymore im now a baby
Nova: Well if feeling old is the issue, you could always date me ;D
Jani: smooth nova
Nova: u kno it
Basi: wouldnt that make u feel old tho :v
Nova: Naw
Nova: The only thing that makes me feel old is all my back problems
Nova: Besides, why date the son of Satan when you could be with pappy himself ;*
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Basi: i wonder
Basi: when i turn 18 should i make my own Nsfw Blog
Basi: so i can actually have a place to put my shit instead of just bookmarks and likes
Jani: is something preventing you from having a nsfw blog right now
Jani: or what
Basi: not rly i just dont feel like doing it rn lmfao
Basi: smh im starting to have back problems too its so. im not even an adult yet
Basi: Wow x2
Pei: guys what to heck
Pei: live your youth
Pei: ur not old till youre like 40
Nova: That's the spirit!
Nova: Hell, who says you ever get old!?
Basi: pei im scared of being older than 25 Dont Even
Pei: like im gonna be watching anime when im 70 idk about u guys
Nova: ATTA GIRL
Nova: /ruffles pei's... uh... hijab :v
Pei: hug s heheh
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Saxi: i'm die
Basi: sax no
Saxi: jk i'm live with a side of die tho
Basi: thats acceptable
Saxi: i'm sayin
Nova: Sax are you an Asian grandma
Nova: Why are you shoveling this clearly damaging food into your mouth
Saxi: because nova
Saxi: it's good
Nova: is it good enough to never have another good thing again
Saxi: good
Saxi: fucking question i'm gonna have to fight you
Saxi: for making me think about this
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Haseo: "when i turn 18" lol
Basi: do u have something to say haseo
Basi: something to share with the class
Nova: Jeff actually has a curse on you
Nova: You will never turn 18
Basi: im glad
Jani: he's just saying that you should post all the naked booty you want now
Haseo: what
Haseo: Lauren should not be posting her booty
Jani: not her booty
Haseo: Other people's booties maybe
Jani: yea
Basi: wtf my bootys not worth postin
Jani: all booty worth postin....
Basi: no
Nova: I would love to see your booty Lu I MEAN
Basi: youre havin trouble keepin it in your pants today nova : ^ )
Nova: That's my secret, Cap'
Nova: I'm always horny
Saxi: SHUT UP NOVA
Basi: Great
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Basi: look at him
Basi: i love him so much
Nova: If you love him so much WHY DON'T YOU MARRY-oh.
Nova: Right. That's what this was about.
Basi: : ^ )
Jani: what if he turns out to be gay
Basi: then thats my problem
Jani: become a man
Nova: Or convert him
Basi: my genderbend would probably be twinky smh
Basi: im not enough to convert someone nova double smh
Jani: maybe if you post booty
Jani: he'll convert
Basi: no booty
Jani: better
Jani: hell convert
Jani: get it
Basi: Ha Ha Ha
Jani: thanks
Basi: yw
Nova: Mmmm twinks :F
Basi: lauren: forever going to look 14 regardless of the au
Nova: <3333
Nova: ...I mean.
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Plums: "gotta keep it vaguely legal nova Ok" as long as you're doing it before you turn the legal age no court of law should give a damn
Plums: smash that fictional ass lauren
Nova: MA NIGGA
Basi: wow
Nova: That wow took a lifetime
Nova: Are you beginning to tolerate us
Basi: no
Basi: i was talkin to my sister
Basi: aka i asked her to braid my hair
Pei: c u t e
Jani: getting ready for a date with satans son are we?
Basi: wow
Nova: I really meant how long this conversation went on, and through what boorish comments, without a single "wow"
Nova: but I like the end result :L
Basi: maybe im maturing
Basi: or becoming more apathetic
Basi: either or
Plums: it means she likes us now
Nova: Or maybe she really has no problem wreckin' dat little devil boy booty
Plums: its ok kouhai, take it at your own pace
Jani: wreck that booty real good
Basi: should i leave
Jani: ye leave
Jani: you have a date to be on
Jani: smh
Basi: bye
Nova: Call him Lil' Boy Blue while you're ramming him
Nova: I heard he likes that
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Basi: i cant believe its fucking snowing it was 25 degrees yesterday
Basi: calgary is so
What?: why does calgary a thing
What?: ... there was grammar in there somewhere
Basi: should your new name be "why does calgary a thing"
Nova: or WDCAT for short
Nova: pronounced "whud-cat"
Basi: perfect
What?: not a cat
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Pei: ash jo in the vball teeeam
Pei: iim gonna try out heheheh
What?: nah I rarely make teams
Basi: we're too old to Join Teams pei
Pei: u don't know till you try !!!
Pei: cries
Pei: you th guys
Basi: its 2 late for highs chool teams
What?: I just never have the time to practice a sport outside of fencing and racquet things and running outside of school
Pei: je ez ashwin
Basi: such a private school boy
What?: one of my humanities teachers basically hinted that I could be pretty proficient at soccer if I practiced after an impromptu house tournament thing
What?: but ... no time ...
Pei: ok ay that is so cute
What?: how is that cute
Pei: ashwin and soccer
Pei: ash ur adorable doing anything
Pei: i already feel more confident llaughs
What?: no nonsense
Pei: shh it isn't nonsense u are so cute wtf
Pei: true shoujo protag
Pei: without the whole shoujo romancey stuff
Pei: guys
Pei: platonic shoujo oh my go sh
What?: I am not a shoujo protagonist ffpfpfpf
What?: it would entail shoujo in my life
What?: you and lauren are though :3
What?: c
What?: :3c *
Pei: sm h i m not shoujo
Pei: i am a stron g shounen !!!
What?: you Cannot Deny Your Shoujo
Pei: I am strong shoune n
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Nova: LU
Nova: DON'T PUT DOWN SCIENCE
Nova: I MEAN YOUTH
What?: science is youthfulness
Basi: what
Pei: yes
Nova: Lu just picture Rin in a labcoat
Nova: All will become clear 2 u
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Nova: [LINK EXPUNGED DUE TO ENORMOUS GANONDICK] Now if only I had a dick like that (nsfw)
Claw: this show is destorying me again
Claw: it's like being at home
Claw: and my home is on fire
Nova: claaaaw huggu
Nova: You should click the last link I posted it will cheer u up u 3u
Claw: >///////<
Nova: Now just picture me when you see that Claw
Claw: noVAOPdfnopzsdf
Nova: ~u 3u~
Claw: dfidbuifbibidibubgsioodsgggsfe
Nova: Claw ur a cutie
Claw: nn-n-not e-e-even
Nova: claw yes u are
Nova: I would bone u
Nova: and I would only bone cute guys
Nova: q.e.d.
Claw: *LEGITIMATELY BLUSHING BRIGHT RED*
Nova: also it is fun 2 make u blushu u <u
Claw: *bites lip* stop thaat
Nova: arright arright I'll leave you alone
Nova: just one more question
Nova: Was it as good for you as it was for me ;3
Claw: eriogobixdfbiozbiosdfizsf
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Kellu: Claw...Have you been to sleep at all tonight?
Claw: I ... I woke up late ...
Claw: s-so ...
Kellu: (Papa, don't tease the tsundere.)
Nova: (I do not think that means what u think it means)
Kellu: (You sick ****.)
Kellu: Claw, you should sleep. :c Don't you have classes today?
Claw: nah, I don't start until next week
Nova: (I mean I'm defs sick but I still don't think it means what u think)
Kellu: (Shooshpaps. Shhh...You should be sleeping too, Father of mine.)
Nova: (BUT I'M MAKING GANONDORF ICONS)
Kellu: (DONT MAKE ME KICK-DROP YOU, POPS. I LEARNT FROM THE BEST. You. BUT STILL)
Nova: (YOU WOULDN'T KICK SOMETHING THIS FLUFFY WOULD YOU)
Kellu: (THEY STOMPED OUT MY SENSITIVE SIDE AT THE ACADEMY.)
Nova: (those bastards)
Kellu: (You sent me there tho...why papa....)
Nova: (WELL I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GONNA BE ****EN BOOT CAMP)
Nova: (DW I'LL STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT /LEAPS ACROSS THE OCEAN)
Claw: I'm so ****ing confused right now
Nova: shhhh babbu just lie back and lemme do all the work u 3u
Claw: hiogiofiozsbiofbiozsdiof
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Claw: I am back because I was doing stuff with a friend.
Claw: On an unrelated note, my bed is officially broken now :c
Claw: thiS IS BECAUSE WE WERE SITTING ON IT WATCHING THINGS
Nova: bout to say
Claw: >///<
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Claw: (as an aside, I think I might be sexually attracted to victorian cabinets with secret compartments)
Kellu: Don't blame you tbf. They're so aesthetically pleasing.
What?: This sounds like an elaborate euphemism for the bra.
Claw: no
Claw: wooden cabinets
What?: (I know I agree with you two I am attracted to them as well)
Kellu: Giant dorks.
Claw: i'M NOT A DROKF
Kellu: Drokf.
Claw: >:C
Kellu: <3 That typo backed up my statement.
Claw: nuufudufusbdbusdf
Kellu: kukuku.
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Nova: Also look what I made
Claw: wut
Nova: WUMBO
Claw: I don't ...
Claw: Understand ...
Nova: Do not try
Nova: Just accept the wumbo into your life
Claw: B - but I'm not ready f-for something that big ...
Nova: #CONTEXT
Haseo: cute
Claw: *grins maliciously*
Nova: sry Claw I'm not as big as you think /brick'd
Claw: MvxjgxhFfx jg x gs hfx
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Sumi: im just rly fucked up over pigeons rn
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Sumi: why hemorrhoids d stomach
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Haseo: http://en.shindanmaker.com/429934
Nova: "Nova wears a frilly skirt with ribbons, weapon is a magical scythe. You're the shyest!"
Nova: Scythe? I'll take it
Sumi: Mattie wears a poofy outfit with bows, weapon is a magical wand. You're the nicest!
Sumi: AWWW
Sumi: IM SO CUTE Except for when i make u explode w my magics
Haseo: We're nicest twins, Mattie
Sumi: u v u
Sumi: ofc we are
Haseo: "Jeffrey wears a lacy outfit with ribbons, weapon is a heroic staff. You're the nicest!"
Sumi: look at us being nice ribbony magic friends
Sumi: hell yeah
Haseo: Puella Magi Incest Quintet
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Nova: "Nova's fighting game waifu is Rainbow Mika from Street Fighter."
Nova: IT KNOWS I LIKE THE CURVES
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Nova: Ooh I found a fun one
Nova: "Nova x Sumi has a 52% chance of being a successful ship."
Nova: Accurate
What?: Link please
Nova: http://en.shindanmaker.com/472007
Pei: esra x killua has a 97% chance of being a successful ship.
Pei: hello B^))))
Haseo: Jeffrey x Ashwin has a 85% chance of being a successful ship.
Pei: je ff omg
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Nova: "Nova's spirit animal is a(n) Lion."
Nova: YES
Nova: Y E S
Nova: "[real name]'s spirit animal is a(n) Baboon."
Nova: no
Nova: n o
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Haseo: " Senpai is gay and will never notice Jeffrey." Senpai must be a girl then
Pei: Senpai will never ever notice esra.
Pei: i m fucking crying
Pei: a shwin--- lauren-- mattie-- will u guys never notice me..
What?: esra is noticed every day
Pei: ash clearly im never noticed according to shindan
What?: *notices u so hard*
Pei: SENP AI/// BLUSHES
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What?: "Ashwin x Ririchiyo Shirakiin has a 93% chance of being a successful ship."
What?: >not 100%
What?: this shindan is a liar
Pei: i feel u ash me and killua only got 97%
Sumi: Mattie x David Bowie has a 20% chance of being a successful ship.
Sumi: c rying
Nova: Don't listen to shindan
Nova: It doesn't know
Haseo: Yeah
Haseo: No matter how I do it, I can't get more than 30% for Drew and we all know that's not true
Sumi: none of my ships are over 80%
Sumi: cries
Nova: We'll find one bb
Sumi: Mattie x Alex has a 98% chance of being a successful ship.
Sumi: THERE WE GO
Sumi: WHERES ALLY
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Nova: Ok this one I'm not gonna post results because all that matters is the description
Nova: how skrong is your ahegao game
Nova: HOW SKRONG
Nova: IS YOUR AHEGAO GAME
Nova has changed the conversation topic to "Incest Flowers: how skrong is your ahegao game"
What?: "Ashwin's ahegao is what caused senpai to notice them"
What?: this is so inappropriate
Nova: ROFL
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Pei: "esra is an otaku." thanks
What?: "Ashwin's yaoi hands are large enough to engulf the planet :O"
Pei: I CANT BELIEVE
Sumi: o mg
Nova: "Nova is Aggressive Uke!" Sounds about right
Nova: "Nova's super villain name is Vulture Raven"
Nova: ah yes the finest name available
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What?: "Ririchiyo is 100% Waifu Material." ACCURATE.
Pei: "esra are 2% Beautiful" im so offended
Haseo: " Jeffrey is a beautiful teen who takes care of a husband."
I'm Makoto
Sumi: Mattie will be Policeman in the future!
Sumi: i can join sousuke.......
Pei: killua is 75% Waifu Material. heck yeah
Plums: LOL PEI
What?: ÈAshwin is 90 percent gay.È
Sumi: "Mattie sees PEEEWWWDIE PIEEEEEEE inside!" FUCKING SAVE ME
Sumi: "Mattie is not a weaboo." thank
What?: ÈAshwin is the Kuudere.È
Haseo: " Jeffrey is an otaku."
Haseo: oh
Sumi: "Mattie is a magical teen who fights for their cat." true
Nova: 100%
Sumi: "Mattie is 75% Waifu Material." still workin on it guys i need som e tips
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Sumi: ALEX ITS TIME TO IMPLEMENT
Sumi: OPERATION ICE CREAM CAKE
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Nova: "Sumi wants the D but will end up being disappointed."
Sumi: tru nova. very tru.
Haseo: I'm apparently too tsun for the D
Nova: "Kanbaru Suruga wants the D but is allergic."
Nova: "Ava Ire wants the D and maybe the V."
Nova: "Matoi Ryuuko wants the D but is too shy."
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Nova: "Nova x **** has a 94% chance of being a successful ship."
Nova: ...oh
Nova: wait FUCK SHE'S IN THIS CHAT NOVA YOU MORON
Pei: a+ job papa B^) <3
Sumi: but nova
Sumi: consider
Sumi: Mattie x **** has a 97% chance of being a successful ship.
Nova: Aha but CONSIDE-
Nova: "Mattie x Nova x **** has a 7% chance of being a successful ship."
Nova: ...fuck
Sumi: om g
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Sumi: Mattie is SCP-6457, a Euclid class tent that spawns cats.
Sumi: true
Nova: SCP WHERE
Sumi: http://en.shindanmaker.com/471752
Haseo: " Jeffrey is SCP-4624, a(n) Safe class die that is floating in the air."
What?: "Ashwin is SCP-3092, a(n) Euclid class galaxy that is made of antimatter." Accurate
Nova: I entERED THIS BY MISTAKE AND...
Nova: "Mattie x Nova x Jayn is SCP-7385, a(n) Euclid class car that controls children."
Sumi: TRUE
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Nova: I think I found the winner, guys
Nova: "The entire Incest Family in a huge, messy orgy has a 78% chance of being a successful ship."
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Saxi: hey you guys i have a question
Pei: whats up mellie <3
Saxi: mostly a personal opinion thing but
Saxi: do you think it's possible to get sick from too much social interaction?
Pei: i think its possible but i think it might be more of a psychological thing?? like what was the effect called again, when you believe something so much that you actually make it real for yourself
Saxi: i'm not sure what it's called
Nova: Hi Sax ilu
Nova: /wags tail
Nova: And yes I'd wager that happens a lot to especially introverted people
Saxi: uwu hi nova
Pei: i seco nd that we havent talked much how have you been mell aah <3
Saxi: really tired
Saxi: lmao but i guess that's not new
Pei: why arent we the tired family still tbh
Nova has changed the conversation topic to "Tired Incest Flowers: Cuddle Puddles at Sunset"
Nova: I feex
Saxi: i had a weird interaction with my dad today
Saxi: i think i learned more about him than i have in the last 15 years
Pei: oh ? what happened o:
Nova: :o
Pei: if you dont mind me asking
Saxi: he's a really bitter person . . . and a really sad person
Saxi: it's been a funny day
Pei: Pei hugs mel
Saxi: uwu ty pei
Pei: anytime wwah// i hope tomorrow will be better ahhh
Saxi: me too ty ty
Pei: today will be over in less than an hour no worries ;u;
Nova: /also hugs and tries not to squash pei
Pei: w w w/// hugs nobba heheh
Nova: ah yes the cuddle puddle begins
Pei: omg its tru e we should keep this name
Pei: also mel are you getting ill because of the conversation with your dad?
Saxi: it's not just that. my mom had her friend over practically all day today
Saxi: and she's extremely extroverted
Saxi: i had to be around her for a prolonged amount of time
Saxi: it was really nauseating and tiring
Saxi: she's nice but i'm not really built for that
Pei: oh god no i understand that, its exhausting
Pei: you can only be social for so long if you arent built for much interaction
Nova: 100% normal and natural u <u You just need time to detox and get your strength back
Pei: just take good care of yourself for a few days, i hope you feel better soon ahhh
Pei: me noba and mel hugs
Saxi: uwu thank u guys
Pei: B^) ahh anytime mell deaar hhugs
What?: WHAT
What?: STORMES IN
What?: WHERE IS THE CUDDLING
Pei: a sh omg
Nova: SPUTTERS
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What?: " I’m about 6’4 and my wife is barely five feet tall"
What?: THIS HEIGHT DIFFERENCE
[11:24:51 PM] Annie Nova: p e r f e c t
[11:25:18 PM] Annie Nova: All I want is a portable girlfriend who is like 2x as manly & intimidating as me
Pei: portable
Pei: im laughin g so hard
Pei: theres this kid in my school whos half my height i dont understand
[11:26:18 PM] Annie Nova: Maybe his growth spurt is a lil late
What?: if I had a portable girlfriend I think I would never stop curling around her protectively like a fox in a den
Nova: So you understand my goal Ash B)
What?: I do
Pei: my 6'4 russian senpai walked me to my locker today bc he had time to spare and i was like "i look like a kindergardener next to you"
Pei: yo u 2 are so cute also wtf
Claw: flomps
Nova: I would tower behind her like a mighty colossus
Pei: pets claw
Nova: and all would know the price of bringing harm to her
Nova: I'd toss 'em like 50 feet
Nova: or if, you're unlucky, hold her flower
Claw: (I love hold my flower tho it's really funny to me)
Nova: (It is the best meme and Laurence just offered to hold my flower)
Pei: i must be w/ someone who is at least 5'9/5'10 so i can climb them like a tower
Pei: yes
Nova: I'm 6' ;D
What?: :3c
Pei: shhh me and gershon are tight ok hes my tree
Pei: and i am the grass
Nova: Shaymin re-confirmed
Claw: I wish I was taller *sighs*
Nova: Is ok you can piggyback me
Pei: guys my best friend is 5'11 and she gave me a piggy back once i felt like a princess
Pei: who he re is willing to giv e me a piggy back
Pei: wait no nvm im heavy as heckiehh
What?: I do not care that much about the height of my significant other as long as I can still give comfortable hugs 24/7 and the difference is not so extreme as to be uncomfortable in doing so (benefits of not being <5'4" or >6'4" or some such)
Pei: a sh please u are so adorable
Pei: ash is gonna make the best bf ok
Pei: also

What?: I am too old these days esra
Pei: exactly why you are ready for gf B^)
Nova: Ash if Pei is a baby you're barely out of diapers
Pei: its tru
What?: I am just an old man
Nova: Go on with all that noise
Pei: ash is a new toddler aaaw
What?: I help the younguns with their lives it is my calling
Nova: I also like shorter girls because when we walk together I don't have to destroy my legs to keep up like I do with my taller, better-proportioned besties
What?: I can keep up with my taller friends because /longstrides
Pei: im slow i like to take it at a slow pace ok
Claw: people get really surprised when they have to walk beside me because I go at my proper pace I'm like nyoom
Claw: but I'm really short so like ... they don't expect it
Pei: claw omg ur sonic
Nova: imagining you saying [nyoom] aloud
Nova: adorable.
Pei: AW
Claw: bdfbzsdfzsf
What?: agreed
What?: so cute
What?: in the same accent
What?: wait melanie is 5'0" right
What?: AH CUTE
Saxi: wait no i'm 5'2"
Pei: AAW
What?: STILL CUTE
Pei: mel is even shorter than me aaah
Pei: oh
Saxi: no wHAT -- pei how tall are you
Saxi: TRAVEST?!!??????!?!?!?
Pei: nvm me and mel twinning
What?: cute lil munchkins
Pei: actually?? i might be growing i might be 5'3
Saxi: i stopped growing
Saxi: in the 8th grade
Pei: i star ted shrinking in 8th grade
Pei: why me
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Saxi: leaps onto nova
Saxi: ONWARD
Nova: /ROARS, BREATHES FIRE, MUSHES
Nova: /BECOMES THE MIGHTY STEED
Saxi: WE'RE OFF TO FIGHT THE GREAT MIGHTY BATTLE
Pei: m el nova omg
Pei: warriors
Nova: Hyrule Warriors? B)
Saxi: dont talk to me about hyrule warriors
Saxi: i cannot play that game
Saxi: I DONT HAVE A WII U
Saxi: SOBS
Pei: wh
Pei: CRIES WIT H MEL
Nova: Sax it's ok.
Nova: I will be your vanguard.
Nova: When you DO get it
Nova: you can add me
Nova: and my super-powerful warriors will grant u bonuses
Saxi: I WILL NOVA
Saxi: i will
Nova: Sax it's so good
Nova: Don't be afraid to be hype
Saxi: y
Saxi: oh ok good
Nova: It totally lives up to all the hype
Saxi: eugh nova i'm so
Saxi: mad
Nova: We should arrange a meet-up when the next DLC pack comes out
Nova: so we can be Team Cia and ransack villages B)
Claw: (has never actually played a LoZ game, has only watched Let's Plays)
Nova: Is ok Claw I was a late entry too
Nova: Hell I still haven't finished most of them
Saxi: cries @ claw one day you have to ok
Claw: like I know the story of OoT, MM, WW, TP and SS
Pei: ive only played a bit of a few games i think
Nova: We can play them together :>
Nova: along with all the other things we have to play together like the entirety of Kingdom Hearts
Pei: i never got much of an LoZ game done mostly due to anxiety actually rip
Pei: i wi sh i could hh
Claw: No srsly as soon as KH3 gets a release date we're marathoning that shit
Nova: Guys
Nova: When we get a communal house
Nova: I will
Nova: schedule a time
Nova: when everybody can crowd around
Nova: and watch me dominate games y'all haven't played
Nova: and maybe offer pointers when my dumb gorilla brain gets tripped up by the thinky parts
Claw: omg Nova that sounds adorable
Nova: We'll make a stream out of it
Nova: Nova & the Baes
What?: can we name our base The Baes
Nova: ...fuck.
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Pei: wh at is ISIS
What?: ISIS is a bunch of generic video game enemies with terrible AI
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Nova: Well I guess this frog is fucked, the robots are after him.
Nova: ...I never thought I'd say that string of words together in my life.
Sumi: Well done
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What?: why am I craving fish and chips again
Claw: (fish and chips are HELLA EXPENSIVE)
Claw: (here)
Claw: (national food rip)
What?: pretty cheap here but not as good I am sure
Claw: I just want a black pudding supper ... or maybe a fish supper ... or scampi ... or sausage ...
Haseo: "scampi" mmmm
Claw: fish is halal right??
Haseo: Should be
Pei: fish and chips?
What?: ESRA HAVE YOU NOT EATEN FISH AND CHIPS BEFORE ,D, I NEED TO TAKE YOU TO THE BEST PLACE NORTH OF DOWNTOWN
Pei: i haVE NOT I DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS PLEASE DO ??
Nova: That whole progression
Pei: OH YEAH definitely
Pei: 100%
Nova: I don't know what you're feeding me or where you're taking me but do it stud
Saxi: i'm sayin
Kellu: nova omfg
Kellu: you stupid dork. <33
Saxi: whisk me off to wherever there is food and i will bend to ur whims
Nova: u say bend ;D
Nova: /takes notes
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What?: Fish and chips is like 4% as unhealthy as poutine but very tasty
Haseo: The only way to make poutine more unhealthy would be to deep fry it
What?: fish and deep fried battered poutine
Pei: cries poutine my love
Saxi: bring it on over to the texas state fair
Saxi: we can do that for you
Saxi: and then deep fry the deep fry
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Claw: (for real the way to my heart is through my stomach, or possibly an artery, but I'm really picky and have exicting standards rip)
Saxi: i'm not a limbo champ for nothin babe
Kellu: perfect saxima timing.
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What?: I watched a munchies documentary about food around scotland and one episode involved following a bunch of college kids who were obsessed with buckfast and went on a run to buy a billion fried Indian meat snacks and I was like "dang"
Saxi: dang
Claw: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Claw: BUCKY
Claw: MOTEHRFFUCKING BUCKY
Claw: LET ME TELL YOU A THING
What?: claw do you drink it every day like those glaswegians /shot
Claw: BUCKFAST IS THIS FORTIFIED WINE THAT IS MADE BY MONKS RIGHT
Claw: AND IT'S REALLY CHEAP AND KINDA ALCHOHOLIC
Claw: SO TEENAGERS STASRTED BUYING IT UNDERAGE BECAUSE IT'S REALLY CHEAP
What?: welp
Claw: AND GETTING UTTERLY SMASHED ON THIS MONK WINE
Claw: AND YOU SEE OR USED TO SEE THIS LIKE BROKEN GLASS AND BOTTLE ON THE STREET
Claw: OF MONK WINE
What?: when the kids said buckfast was brewed by monks my jaw was floored
Claw: AND IT'S REALLY CUKING FUNNY
Claw: BUT THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING HAVE STOPPED SELLING IT
What?: does it even TASTE good
What?: it looked like they were just drinking it to get drunk super quickly
Claw: On it's own it'a bit meh, we acually used to buy it to put into things like sauces
Claw: because it's really instense
Claw: but you go to the shop and buy a bottle and it's liek WHOA FRIEND ARE YOU A NED???
Claw: and i' like nah man
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Nova: Sax holy shit.
Nova: You need to come visit so I can take you to Chop Shop.
Saxi: what's that
Nova: It's a local burger dive
Nova: Best burgers in town
Nova: and the only ones I not only can eat plain but prefer that way
Nova: The condiments are the absurdly melted cheese and the somewhat unreasonable amount of grease
Nova: All I need
Saxi: sounds really heavenly nova tbh
Nova: it is
Nova: we'll get some to go and head back to my place and eat them nude and pleasure ourselves
Nova: and reach enlightenment
Kellu: ok.
Saxi: and i'm actually ok with this
Nova: Also.
Nova: a l s o .
Nova: You can order a burger with four patties.
Claw: FOUR
Saxi: daMN
Saxi: FOUR
Nova: To put this in perspective.
Nova: Each is the size of a double QP.
Claw: holy shit
Saxi: JESUS
Nova: I have eaten this
Nova: In fact it's my phone wallpaper
Nova: We will have heart attacks and then hold hands at the hospital
Nova: It'll be gr8
Claw: I'm at my limit at TWO
Claw: although I'm a burger minimalist ... I need a bun, meat, and like, lettuce. Nothing else
Haseo: I'm good with a 1/3 pounder
Haseo: Anything more is just ridiculous
Saxi: i feel like i am too jeff i have an actual small stomach but for nova i'm willing to stomach this heart attack
Nova: pff I was telling you this to get you excited omg
Nova: If you don't want it don't get it
Nova: Full disclosure the four patties took me like an hour to finish
Saxi: yo but that's insane
What?: I would eat four patties if I could survive my conscience for doing so
Claw: question Nova: Fries
Claw: where and wen
Claw: and can I bathe in them
Nova: Their fries are quite good indeed
Nova: I personally prefer Five Guys' or Zaxby's for fries but as a side to the best burgers in town they suffice
Nova: You just have to understand that
Nova: they're being served in the same basket as the burger
Nova: which means at least 20% of them are going to be grease-spattered before you even lay eyes on them
Nova: ...I am thinking of asking them to drain the grease next time
Claw: :v
Claw: fries gotta be CRISP
Nova: ew no
Nova: I am against crisp things across the board
Claw: :<
What?: I like crisp fries ; n ;
What?: With a nice fluffy interior
Nova: I like literally everything flaccid and chewy
Nova: 100% of all things I put in my mouth
Nova: Pizza
Nova: Chicken
Claw: P H R A S I N G
What?: Is this going on the quote wall
Nova: I SUPPOSE IT IS NOW THAT EVERYBODY'S MADE A SCENE OF IT
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What?: also is it actually common for Indian food to be considered like casual cheap filling eats because I was laughing so so hard when I saw the fish and chicken pakora and the giant freaking fattening naan and was dying and my mother thought I was watching more john oliver until she walked in and saw the random indian food
What?: and was like
What?: "talk to uncle in manchester"
Claw: oh yeah Ash that's a thing
What?: that is great
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Claw: also ash u get me on fries
What?: claw we connect on many levels
What?: music
What?: languages
What?: waifus
What?: fries
Haseo: Though I prefer steak fries more on the chewy side
Claw: also Chunky fries are superior
Claw: to thin fries
Nova: Anyway yeah y'all would hate me
Nova: I actually like McDonald's fries
Nova: unironically
Nova: That is the ideal french fry
Nova: to me
Claw: oh no I like McDonalds fries
Claw: but ANYWHERE ELSE that does fries like that I'm like meh
Haseo: I like how salty they are
What?: They are like potato chips to me
What?: I find them unappealing but addicting
What?: Because salt
Haseo: But let's be real, McNuggets are the highlight of McDonalds
Claw: I recently rediscovered the nugs
Nova: I like to shovel fistfuls of them into my gullet and tear through them like a hot knife through molten butter
Saxi: i actually can't stand how much i like mcd's fries
Saxi: like it's a PROBLEM
Nova: Sax ; u;
What?: In terms of multinational franchises I personally prefer burger king's fries because they have better texture but that is just me
Saxi: idk jeff i like wendy's nuggets better tbh
Haseo: You can't go bad with fried chicken tbh
Claw: although KFC Popcorn chicken thoo
Saxi: tru
Saxi: na i don't really like bk's fries that much
Saxi: i feel like they're too pasty or somethin
Claw: there's a KFC like 2 minutes from my house and they're open until 2am on Fridays and Saturdays and uuuuuuuurughhhh
Nova: Honestly
Nova: if
Nova: every fast food joint
Nova: were obliterated
Nova: except for one of my choosing
Nova: Arby's.
Saxi: ARBY'S
Saxi: SLAMS FIST ON TABLE
Saxi: CLIMBS TO THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN
Saxi: YELLS
Saxi: Yes.
Nova: Crispy chicken cordon bleu sandwich
Nova: Curly fries with a cuppa cheddar
Nova: and in the summer? Orange shake.
Haseo: I'd choose Sonic
Haseo: Because then they'd have to actually build one here fff
Saxi: god bless tbh
Nova: Oh god can I make it two
Nova: I want Sonic to live
Claw: we don't have Arby's, Wendy's, 5 Guys, etc
Saxi: oh no claw
Saxi: im v sorry
Nova: A Tragedy of My Hometown: starring Nova
Nova: Once upon a time
Nova: there was a Sonic on the south side
Nova: and Ma took me to it one day
Nova: and it was shangri-la
Saxi: pff
Nova: but it was on the south side
Nova: and that was far away
Nova: Then, many years later
Nova: the fabled Second Sonic appeared
Nova: right down the road from where I lived
Nova: and it was nirvana
Nova: ...then two years later both of them were replaced by gelati joe's
Saxi: wow
Nova: it was ALL CIRCLES OF HELL SIMULTANEOUSLY
Nova: End.
Saxi: sorry for ur loss
Nova: Yeah apparently one of the co-owners was convicted of embezzling funds or smth or like the two had some other legal dispute
Nova: and rather than do the sensible thing and keep serving EVERYTHING THAT'S GOOD IN THIS WORLD only half a mile from home
Nova: they threw the baby out with the bathwater
Nova: And that's when I vowed never to enter a Gelati Joe's or partake of its offerings as long as I live
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Nova: Honestly guys
Nova: I'm seriously considering the idea that my favorite food is secretly lobster bisque
Claw: I've never had ... I only had lobster in general for the first time very recently
Haseo: My favorite food is eggs Benedict
Nova: It has been like half a year since I ate at Texas de Brazil and I'm still thinking of that fucking bisque
Nova: like a one-night stand with a dutch princess or smth
Basi: eggs benedict is my fav too haseo : ^ ) so good
Saxi: i could go for some hashbrowns tbh
Pei: Same sax wow i miss hashbrownss ///
What?: //writes down lobster bisque, eggs beneduct
Haseo: Ashwin if you can make hollandaise I will hug you forever
Haseo: It's so hard
Claw: Food in general is my favourite food
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Saxi: if pei had a kouhai that kouhai would call pei senpei
Pei: On 10/4/2014, at 12:27 AM, mellie ! ٩(^ᴗ^)۶ wrote:
> if pei had a kouhai that kouhai would call pei senpei
I actually cant wait omg
Nova: Pei's nicknames are at levels of cute I cannot fully comprehend
Nova: It's like a sound that your ears can't actually pick up so they're replaced by some near-equivalent
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What?: this is so terrible, I am talking about cooking and simultaneously listening to the Neil degrasse tyson podcat on space food
What?: cries
Basi: nerd
What?: rude
Saxi: this is your destiny
Saxi: your
Saxi: nerdstiny
Saxi: nerdestiny
Saxi: somethin like that
Nova: destinerd
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Claw: like, the thing is I used to bake all the time
Claw: and then my mother was diagnosed as a Coeliac so I stopped for like ... years
What?: ahh ; n ;
Claw: because I felt bad about making stuff she couldn't eat
Saxi: for a second i thought you said she was diagnosed as a Catholic
What?: gluten-free goo-- PFFF SAX
Saxi: i am so sorry
Saxi: please feel free to slap me
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Nova: Holy shit you guys I think I found a Roman deity that isn't a Greek bootleg
Basi: is it an egyptian bootleg then
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Nova: ...ALEX ARE YOU STILL AROUND
Nova: I HAVE THE ANSWER
Nova: sᴍᴀʟʟᴄᴀᴘs :ᴅ
Nova: Edited my name change post
Claw: omg smallcaps :D face is adoable I want 20
Nova: :ᴅ :ᴅ :ᴅ :ᴅ :ᴅ :ᴅ :ᴅ :ᴅ :ᴅ :ᴅ :ᴅ :ᴅ :ᴅ :ᴅ :ᴅ :ᴅ :ᴅ :ᴅ :ᴅ :ᴅ
Claw: czxvcozxcozoxcoizxoicziobxciozbixczxc
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Sumi: HIIII
Nova: MATTIE
Nova: /WAGS TAIL
Sumi: nova omfg i had the most jank experience
Sumi: ive been drinking w my suitemates and idk this nigerian kid comes up w some weed and idk this girl just goes
Sumi: "we can use an apple"
Sumi: and i have never seen this in person
Sumi: so im like
Sumi: yes lets use the fucking apple
Sumi: im so happy that is saw people smoke out of a fucking apple
Sumi: *i saw
Sumi: how r u childdd
Sumi: child whos like what 5 yrs older than me but still my child
Sumi: il u
Nova: how
Nova: what
Nova: how did
Nova: I'M GOOD
Nova: ilu2 my child
Sumi: idfk im cryin it was beautiful
Nova: Your new friends are pioneers
Nova: the enlightened few
Sumi: libby and i were like "k pre-sleep cigarette" and the nigerian was like NAH WE SMOKIN WEED FROM AN APPLE
Sumi: right
Sumi: i love my suite so many besos
Sumi: <3 <3 <3
Sumi: novaaa if were both each others children /???????
Sumi: whos mother
Nova: jayn
Nova: also that sounds like the punchline to a really bad (amazing) joke
Sumi: right
Sumi: jayn the all powerful
Nova: the allmother
Sumi: i talked to this kid who lives with the nigerian and apparently he's never seen him sober i'm cryyyying
Sumi: in some way or another, 90% of the time he's on something.
Nova: w e l p
Nova: does that make him a highgerian
Sumi: FUCK
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Claw: Hey guys I'm drink
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Nova: So Tumblr is on about trombones and oven doors
Nova: I know sometimes they just make shit up but honestly I've never been more lost
Claw: but trombones and doors are amazing Nova
Claw: it's applicable to so many things it's great
Claw: (I'm a meme loving fuck)
Kellu: we already knew this claw
Kellu: insert edited picture of family chat over that trombone picture or video
Claw: pfft
Haseo: when nova isn't home
Kellu: someone please do this
Nova: No seriously what is with the trombone
Kellu: i'm fucking doing it
Nova: WHAT IS IT
Nova: I LACK THE CONTEXT TO KNOW HOW I SHOULD FEEL ABOUT WHATEVER IS BEING DONE THAT I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT
Nova: /BREATHES CONFUSED FIRE
Sumi: nova have u not seen that
Kellu: B ^)
Sumi: omfggg its u irl tho
Kellu: making papa flustered is gr8
Nova: daughter.
Kellu: ye3
Kellu: yes?
Nova: eldest daughter.
Nova: would you like to play THIS trombone?
Nova: /points to a place down south
Kellu: who this eldest daughter what
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Kellu: nova what;s ur current khv avatar
Nova: Ganondorf
Kellu: as in
Kellu: can you link here
Kellu: B ^)
Nova: Uh
Nova: Yes?
Nova: Not sure why but one sec
Kellu: wait no
Kellu: jeff
Kellu: JEFF
Kellu: WHAT'S YOUR ICON ON KH-VIDS.NET
Nova: ELDEST DAUGHTER WHAT ARE U DOING
Kellu: IT'S
Kellu: SOMETHING
Kellu: WHAT'S CLAWS CURRENT ICON 2
Kellu: fuck me i'm off to see
Kellu: quick who else can i use
Kellu: since jeff your icon isn't working
Haseo: Here's Claw's [link]
Kellu: QUICK JEFF
Kellu: WHAT'S YOURS
Kellu: BECAUSE IT'S SAYING IT CAN'T SAVE?!?!?
Haseo: what
Haseo: [link]
Kellu: GOD DAMN IT
Kellu: IT'S SAYING IT'S NOT A FORMAT IT CAN SEE
Kellu: QUICK ANOTHER
Nova: kellu what in the world
Kellu: u shall see
Jani: what is going on
Nova: I don't know
Nova: Daughter's being shifty
Jani: something with khv avatars i see
Kellu: oh no it's 2 big
Nova: That's what she said B)
Kellu: tbf i probably would say this because dicks scare me man
Nova: It's ok mine is quite modest u 3u
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Kellu: it is done
Kellu: you shall it in a moment
Nova: Oh boy I can't wait to it
Kellu: don't get ur fucking hopes up
Kellu: didn't you learn nothing from my birth
Kellu: i am disappointment
Nova: If you're a disappointment then please never meet my expectations
Haseo: Aren't we all disappointments
Nova: nO WE'RE CONQUERORS
Nova: LORDS AND LADIES
Kellu: but aren't you some type of hybrid dragon
Nova: Yes
Nova: Thereabouts
Kellu: i thought so
Kellu: best fire-breathing care-give eva
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Kellu: http://kh-vids.net/threads/when-nova-isnt-home.148515/
Kellu: ta da
Nova: ...oh
Nova: it's
Nova: actually what it sounds like
Kellu: c:
Jani: wow
Kellu: see
Kellu: disappointment
Nova: No this is arguably better
Nova: All this time I thought it was a sex thing
Kellu: papa if it was a sex thing
Kellu: i think i would be more blunt
Nova: I'll blunt ur sex
Nova: ...wot
Kellu: don't blut my princess parts
Kellu: wtf nova
Kellu: gosh
Jani: princess parts must be protected
Nova: PRINCESS PARTS
Nova: THAT'S THE BEST THING I EVER HEARD
Kellu: FUCK OFF NOVA
Jani: aka all of kelly
Kellu: yes
Kellu: all of me
Nova: and it also inspires some exceptionally naughty thoughts
Haseo: Isn't that Nick's job
Jani: no
Nova: No Nick's job is to play League and grunt WHERE GIRLFRIEND like a caveman
Kellu: seriously tho that's about it
Jani: nick can touch her princess fingers
Jani: thats it
Kellu: n o th ing else
Haseo: But those have been on Judy's thighs
Nova: w h o a
Kellu: judy-sama.../ tears up
Kellu: w hy dID HER BOYFRIEND STEAL HER AWAY
Nova: friendsbian levels off the scale
Kellu: no nova just lesbianism
Nova: tribadism?
Nova: Or as they say in the orient, DORAI HAMPU?
Kellu: papa, you're a fucking nerd. just to update u.
Kellu: ilu tho.
Kellu: fire-breathing care-giver
Jani: princessbianism
Kellu: reminder ythat is why jake is #1 in my harem
Nova: Even my vaguely draconic qualities cannot compete with Jake's precision meme-ism
Kellu: look up and admire him
Kellu: esp. those locks
Kellu: and butt.
Kellu: jake has a great butt
Jani: whoa
Jani: calm down
Jani: you flatter me
Nova: Hey
Nova: I've got him beat for locks
Nova: but admittedly my butt is nothing special
Nova: It's pretty much just there
Nova: It farts
Nova: It takes wet shits
Nova: It sits on things
Nova: Ho-hum
Kellu: i rEAD WET SHIRTS
Kellu: AND THOUHGT
Kellu: 'WHY ARE YOU SHOVING WET SHIRTS UP UR POOPER'
Nova: I put a wet shirt
Nova: next to my bare ass
Nova: and you just
Nova: hear the noise
Nova: a vacuum makes
Nova: when it gets clogged
Nova: for a few seconds and then FUP
Nova: it's gone
Kellu: amazing.
Nova: magic trick
Nova: ta-daaaa
Kellu: you forgot the jazz hands
Haseo: Always use something with a flared base
Nova: BREATHES LAUGHING FIRE
Nova: FUCKING FLARED BASES I'M OUTIE
Mach: WHERE GIRLFRIEND
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Haseo: When does Kelly get her own harem anime
Kellu: questions i ask myself on a daily basis tbf
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Nova: Also I've been having some weird ideas about dragons lately
Nova: Like they've basically become chimeras
Nova: Could be any animal
Nova: or any combination of animals
Nova: and sometimes plants
Nova: and dirt
Nova: and physical manifestations of the fell chaos gnawing at the edges of our frail reality
Nova: oops killed the chat w/ worldbuilding talk
Nova: sry i'm nerd
Kellu: the cutest nerd
Nova: <3
Kellu: god damn it was aiming for keyboard smash
Kellu: that would've made it cuter.
Nova: sry I'm kinda feelin' myself after my ex visited (no innuendo intended)
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Korosu · Sep 12, 2014

whenever i feel really down, i look at his quote wall and actually smile and laugh a lot because you'e all dorks.

Ars Nova · Nov 5, 2014

Nova: Ashwin I'm VOTING :v!!
Nova: /Gavin voice I'M GONNA DO A VOTE
Sumi: YOURE VOTING???? NOVA IM SO PROUD
Sumi: im soooo mad i cant vote today ugh
What?: I am proud
What?: But the state of united states politic right now seems hellish and poised for double the gridlock when the republicans get more senate seats
What?: so it is either waiting time or everyonemovetocanadapls
Nova: ASH I WANT TO BUT
Nova: I'M SCARED THAT AMERICA IS INVADING ENOUGH ALREADY ;_;
Nova: With everything y'all keep sayin about your conservatives
What?: We are going back to the left up in Canada (thank god)
Fork: about time
Nova: but yeah a small part of me actually wants Canadians to sit on the border with shotguns
Nova: so I can shout at americans HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
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Nova: Also I saw legalize gay weed and was like YUP 420SMOKEBLAZE
Sumi: omg
Sumi: #legalizedrew2k14
Haseo: He's already legal though
Fork: not in some states
Fork: #legalizedrew2k14
Haseo: In the ones that matter
Nova: http://tehurn.com/gayweed
Fork: nova i'm
Fork: wow
Nova: #gayweed
Haseo: If he came to down to me I'd be a pedo though lol
Haseo: But up here it's all good
Nova: "If he came to down to me"
Nova: government.
Nova: pls increase education spending.
Nova: /brick'd
Fork: omg
Haseo: how dare
Fork: Jeff go back to school
Haseo: You can't make me
Haseo: At least my typos make sense
Fork: hey now
Fork: Ashwin has an excuse
Fork: he's a bit cray
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Nova: /reference website has no info on attorney general candidates
/google
/libertarian candidate's express 1st act in office is to move cannabis from schedule 1 to schedules 2 & 3
Nova: #LEGALIZEGAYWEED
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Haseo: All of Spain's problems could be solved if they won the World Cup /shot
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Nova: Holy shi[plain]t $10 billion hemp industry
[b]Nova:[/b] calm down Wohlsifer
[b]Nova:[/b] #maximumoverweed
[b]What?:[/b] MAXIMUM OVERWEED
[b]Haseo:[/b] Just think of all the paper and clothes we could make
[b]Haseo:[/b] Smoking? nah
[b]Haseo:[/b] #420SewIt[/quote]
[quote][b]What?:[/b] [font=cambria]This message has been removed.[/font]
[b]What?:[/b] ERTONG CONVEO
[b]Haseo:[/b] ertong
[b]Fork:[/b] ertong
[b]Nova:[/b] ertong
[b]Fork:[/b] nvm jeff
[b]Fork:[/b] I forgive your earlier typo
[b]Haseo:[/b] Thank you
[b]Haseo:[/b] Ertong looks Chinese
[b]Fork:[/b] ertong conveo sounds like a spell
[b]Haseo:[/b] "兒童 (classifier 個) (formal) child"
[b]What?:[/b] manipulation of momentum
[b]What?:[/b] WELP[/quote]
[quote][b]Jani:[/b] ALEX
[b]Jani:[/b] WHAT. LOOK [url=https://38.media.tumblr.com/007ddadfbf6b8ac5edf39f64ea298aec/tumblr_nejupdN9GM1sw2yn4o1_1280.jpg]THIS[/url]
[b]Plums:[/b] WHAT
[b]Plums:[/b] W H AT
[b]Plums:[/b] AHSGFC
[b]Plums:[/b] SHGDHGD
[b]Plums:[/b] !!!!!!!!!!11 AHEYTER
[b]Plums:[/b] FUVCKKBJG
[b]Plums:[/b] NARUHINA BABIES
[b]Plums:[/b] N A R U H I N A BABIES
[b]Jani:[/b] I HOPE THIS IS REAL
[b]Plums:[/b] IT BETTER BE REAL
[b]Jani:[/b] THEYRE SO CUTE
[b]Plums:[/b] THEIR LIL WHISKERS AND CHUBBY CHEEKS
[b]Plums:[/b] ;___________________________________;
[b]Plums:[/b] THURSDAY HURRY THE F[plain]UCK UP
Jani: I HEAR THERE'S A CHANCE THE RAWS MIGHT COME OUT TODAY
Jani: WELL TONIGHT
Plums: OH SHIT
Plums: oh god to look at the raws or not to
Plums: i still can't believe this is the end
Jani: i'll probably be asleep when they come out/get translated lol
Jani: im starting to see more of it on my dash
Plums: I THINK THEY'RE REAL JAKE
Jani: YES
Nova: yoooo
Plums: dem hina booty shorts tho ooh bb
Plums: now 2 pray for sakura/lee let me be 2 for 2 kishi
Nova: Gaara x village
Nova: My ship's been canon for years I'm set
Jani: TenTen x Nej--
Plums: she got the reanimation jutsu /shot
Nova: Oh god that's right he got bumped off din' he
Nova: Does Sasuke still wear that rad-ass oversized rope obi
Nova: If not then Sasuke x that is my last ship
Plums: it got burned off a couple chapters ago
Nova: FUCK
Nova: NARUTO SUCKS
Plums: pffffffffff
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Plums: he can just steal orochimaru's
Nova: Oh right Oro came back
Jani: again
Nova: and exchanged heartbreaking significant glances w/ doctor guy
Nova: (brain fart, forgot his name)
Nova: KABUTO
Nova: (NVM IM DA BES)
Nova: "Papa are u proud"
Nova: "Holy shit no wonder everyone wanted me dead"
Nova: Tru conflict of Naruto
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Plums: that does remind me
Plums: what IS orochimaru gonna do now
Plums: maybe he can open a fashion store and sell everyone ropes
Nova: yES
Nova: OBISTORE
Nova: "YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES"
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Jani: although if i did have to pick a ship for sasuke it'd be karin
Plums: i would ship this if he didn't try to kill her :[
Plums: though technically that can be said of most sasuke ships
Nova: Idk how I got there
Nova: Maybe somebody in this chat linked it actually
Nova: but I ended up reading about somebody's AU
Nova: where Sasuke runs a tat shop and Karin's a customer
Nova: Guys at what point do you think companies are going to start publishing AUs as canon 'cause I think we have a severely untapped market on our hands vis-a-vis extended universe fiction
Sumi: tattoo or tatami
Nova: tattoo rofl
Sumi: sasuke's tatami
Nova: "Get revenge on the dirt that killed your feet"
Nova: (tatami is a type of mat right)
Nova: (lol tat is a mat)
Nova: (does mat have tats?)
Nova: (...maybe i should go to bed)
Sumi: yes
Nova: to which part
Sumi: all
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