(read in a husky, over-dramatic Drebin impression) "She had a doll, a doll she loved. And one day the soldiers came and propped their legs up on walls while they slept. One soldier however had his legs phase through a wall which ended up raping that doll. The pain was so great, the doll caught fire. And then it exploded. The explosion burned down her village, and killed her grandmother. And to this day, she carries the ashes of that doll. That, Snake, is why she's a crazy overpowered Fembot."
Sometimes it's good for the old titles to step aside and let a new generation cut in line, no? Just know that whatever I have to say on the matter, it's all said in anger.
You better damn well hope it will be. This is the first game Konami has let Kojima make that isn't MGS in ****ing years. If he screws this up then his chances of making a non-MGS game in this century is done like dinner
