I'm bad at flirting, pls halp

@Princess ♥
hey bbyz, you want to come over to play some nintendogs?

 

Filthy casual

 

Ew pda

 

First you look 'em in the eyes and you sing Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls. If that fails just say "Hey baby, why don't you jump in my lowrider and let's rotate these tires."

 

Be nice, you two.

 

flirting is impossible like it's always "are you just bored or being nice or are you actually for some mysterious reason into me"

 

Personal experience?

Who am I kidding this is me too.

 

My boyfriend and I were in a flirtationship for like a month before sealing the deal lol. I imagine that's fairly typical experience, especially for people who begin as friends. It's frustrating being there but it's also sort of fantastic in its own way, too.

 

Ok so that wasn't just a joke post then

But yeah I think it's natural, yet at the same time it just seems odd that I'm not the only person who goes through the "WAIT AM I DOING THIS RIGHT" mindset.

 

as an alternate strategy, keep staring at them. even when they notice. never stop staring them down. at a certain point they'll have to talk to you

 

Or call the cops, either way contact will be made

 

Deceiving others to the end of your carnal desires shows the impurity of your souls.

 

You think you suck at it? In a week, I went from being invited to a coworker's house to not hearing from her in days.

I blame texting.

 

How the hell did people flirt before texting? Like obviously in-person is one thing, but did people like... talk on the phone???

 

Worse, actual human interaction.

 

No, I mean other than in-person.

 

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