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Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by burnitup, Oct 22, 2014.

  1. Ghost King's Apprentice

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    "The Doctor never dies. "
     
  2. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    You gain points in the form of several copies of the Doctor Who episode "Love and Monsters".


    Next we are going to play a game called "Forum's Worst." A game where the posters will have to think of the forum's worst examples of the topic I suggest.

    Forum's Worst:
    TV Advertisement
     
  3. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    this gif
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  4. Hayabusa Venomous

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    "Learn how to display strong self-esteem to all of your friends and family, impress your coworkers, and maybe even draw the attention of new admirers, all with Misty's 10 Steps to the Perfect Smirk!"
     
  5. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    "Have you ever wondered if you could make a fish ball if you compressed enough fish together? Want to discuss your love of foot cheese with the world? Do you know what 16th to 20th century colonial power you should be? Come to the Spam Zone! See all your strangest, trippiest dreams come true!"
     
  6. Hyuge ✧ [[ Fairy Queen ]]

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    Words.
     
  7. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    You get 7 points for every mime within a 12 block radius from your house.

    Forum's Worst:
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  8. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    Not quite so long ago, on a small, nerdy forum...

    KHV WARS
    EPISODE IX: A NEW GYM LEADER

    It is a period of flame wars. Spambot
    accounts, striking from a hidden
    IP address, have had their plans compromised
    by the KHV staff team.


    During the battle, KHV spies managed
    to steal plans to the Spambots'
    ultimate weapon, the DEATH SCRIPT, a
    spamming page script with enough
    processing power to destroy an entire section.


    Pursued by the Spambots,
    Lolicon RVR races home aboard his
    Wi-Fi connection, custodian of the stolen plans
    that can save his people and restore
    freedom the the forum...
     
  9. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    What started out as innocent fun...
    Turned into something that actually was the exact opposite of fun...

    Those unfortunate enough to sign up never saw this coming...
    Who would have thought they'd be literally sucked in?

    After all, it's all fun and games until someone is accidentally pulled through their laptop screen and winds up in a violent (but not too violent because no godmodding) situation based completely off somebody else's fictional storyline.

    Coming soon to an arena near you...

    THE ROLEPLAYERS!
     
  10. Ghost King's Apprentice

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    Card Games on Motorcycles
     
  11. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Dive in

    To a world with no rules

    To a place where the trains are always getting derailed

    To a land with a million things to talk about but it's mostly what Amaury had for breakfast

    Welcome

    To the Spam Zone.
     
  12. cstar stay away from my waifu

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    "y-you know staff, a lot of us are over 18 and-"
    "No porn section."

    "Good evening staff, I came to suggest a lustful-"
    "No porn section."

    "YO I KNOW I COULD JUST GOOGLE AND FIND ONE ANYWHERE BUT CAN WE HAVE A PO-"
    "No porn section!"

    Will the people's needs be met, or will the staff and members forever be in a war.

    The Porn Section: The idea has come and gone.
     
  13. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    On a forum with rules and regulations, it takes one band of misfits to make a good time.

    The Spammers Club: Banhammer Bonanza
     
  14. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    In the beginning, there was nothing. But that would change very soon

    KHV Productions presents:

    07:The Golden Era

    Let's all go...To KH-Vids
     
  15. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Some of the most effort I've seen put into an improv thread.
    You all get points for every good page in 50 Shades of Gray.

    Forum's Worst:
    Court defense
     
  16. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    "Your honor, my client, Amaury isn't guilty of murder. He time stamps every god damn think he does. He would've definitely put that information down if that were the case."
     
  17. Hayabusa Venomous

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    "To be fair, in the defense of Misty's murder of the victim, this victim did say that Greedo shot first."
     
  18. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    "I mean, I guess I kind of hacked the mainframe. But hey, at least I finally found the porn section."​
     
  19. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    OBJECTION!!!!

    ...Yeah, I don't know. I just didn't like what you was sayin'.
     
  20. Krowley Moderator

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    Did my client hack the site? Yes.
    Did they do so intentionally and of sound mind? Yes.
    Did they threaten to do it again. Of course.
    BUT! I think we are all forgetting one very important piece of evidence that clears my client of all charges.
    And that's how Kingdom Hearts IS Light.
    Now I think that is more than enough to warrant his forgiveness.