Hello and welcome to "Whose KHV is it Anyway?"

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  1. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    The game where everything is made up and the points don't actually matter. That's right, they don't matter. Kinda like this thread.

    We're starting off with a game called Scenes from a Hat. I'll read a suggestion for a scene, and then the guys who post in this thread will make jokes we'll all pretend to laugh at.

    First scene:
    Misty presidential campaign slogans
     
    burnitup, Oct 22, 2014
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  2. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    "Vote Misty/Libre 2016: Now that the other two parties failed, can we fucking trying my way now?"
     
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  3. Krowley Moderator

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    "Ask not what Misty can do for you, but what you can do for Misty."
    "Bike thieves. Gotta catch em all!"
    "There is no Staryu or Starmie. Only Star Wars."
    "All the budget will go into Adventure Time."
    "The Best Candidate! Search your feelings, you know it to be true."
    "My policy is an all out offensive with Water-type Pokémon!"
     
    Krowley, Oct 22, 2014
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  4. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    You each get points for each of Misty's 12 years of life.


    Next scene:
    New jobs for the Super Mods.
     
    burnitup, Oct 22, 2014
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  5. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    "New Reporter Position: Write Headlines To Make Unimportant Things Sound Important"
    "New Moderator Position: Spamzone Bitch-fight Referee"
    "New Super Moderator Position: Misty's Babysitter"
    "New Moderator Position: Meme Police"
     
    Scarred Nobody, Oct 22, 2014
    Scarred Nobody, Oct 22, 2014
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  6. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    "Alright S. Mods, listen up. We have noticed there's really nothing to do and no users to ban, so we want you to unban Borris the Blade and tell him he has permission to raid our site with as many people as he can grab. Your quota is to double the ban list size. Go!"
     
    DigitalAtlas, Oct 22, 2014
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  7. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    You get six points each, but the Super Mods were on the delivering team so they were lost on the way here.


    Next scene:
    KHV members caught on World's Dumbest Criminals.
     
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  8. Hayabusa Venomous

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    "KH-Vids member involved in robbery named as 'Amaury.' Cops report it was laughably easy to find this member, as he constantly informs everyone of his activities, including a recording of the crime itself."
     
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  9. Ghost King's Apprentice

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    The criminal known as DigitalAtlas held up a Gas Station clerk at gunpoint and made a successful get away only to be I.d.'d be the same clerk because he went back to the gas station for his keys.
     
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  10. Krowley Moderator

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    "Today, a premium member went public, claiming to have staff accounts hostage until his demands were met. Attempts at negotiations failed as he did not have the account information to begin with. His thwarts at asking politely for their passwords was not met."
     
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    Krowley, Oct 22, 2014
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  11. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    "This is James Cobb ACTION NEWS. In a recent turn of events, a man has been arrested for trying to hack a Burger King. The man was hoping he could use the local store to transfer the store's profits digitally to his own personal account. Findings show the man went on a website "kh-vids.net" under the pseudonym 'Makaze.' Findings show he was banned for over two years for hacking their site, but was allowed back where there was not enough evidence to have convicted him. Rest assured, this hacker did not have it his way. James Cobb. Action News."
     
    DigitalAtlas, Oct 22, 2014
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  12. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Your points for this round were grounded up to make rainbows.


    Next Scene:
    Famous movie lines as rewritten by Jiku_Neon
     
    burnitup, Oct 22, 2014
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  13. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    "Transformers, roll for doublescoop."
     
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  14. Ghost King's Apprentice

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    "I'll get you, my pretty, and your little doublescoop too!"
     
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  15. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    "Stop trying to make doubescoop happen. It's not going to happen."
     
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  16. Hayabusa Venomous

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    "I love you"
    "Rolling for doublescooping"
     
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  17. Krowley Moderator

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    "E.T. Double Scoop."
    "I'll be back to roll for double scooping."
    "We'll always have doublescooping."
    "You're a double scooper, Harry."
     
    Krowley, Oct 22, 2014
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  18. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    You each gain one point for every sentence in Fallout Equestria.

    Next we're moving onto a game called "Famous Last Words." I will name a member on the forum and the posters will tell us what their famous last words will be.

    Famous last words of:
    Saxima
     
    burnitup, Oct 22, 2014
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  19. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    "#2kawaii4lyfe bye peasants"
     
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  20. Ghost King's Apprentice

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    "Bury me with my k-pop"
     
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